💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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I was only counting shows. I don't think the short videos count. I think that was a quick effort to show off his Mustang for the main channel.

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*Impotent Overcompensating*

 

[Unbecoming]

I think that was a quick effort to show off his Mustang for the main channel.

How can someone watch this and then think to themselves they want to donate to his lolsuit defense fund? I can understand donating to Nate the Lawyer because you can write that off as charity supporting a one eyed nigger crack baby.

 

[Captain Manning]

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Spoiler: List

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You forgot the planned Ralph stream will Null. Null was all set to go. Nick stood him up.

Which was really unfortunate for Nick, because I thought that might actually claw back some of the goodwill he lost on the Farms. Who doesn't love to watch people shitting on Ralph? Kiwifarmers would have been a good chunk of the audience.

Now with Molesterson's interference, it's probably not gonna happen anytime soon. At least not until Ralph tards out at Nick again. And even then, I kinda doubt it.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

What is the end result of this? Well, Rekieta revealed it at the end of his YouTube stream. Nick claims "Youtube has been really dropping the axe on my subscribers", saying he's lost about "4,000 in the past couple weeks".

Yeah, why would Nick lose 4000 subs in the past couple weeks? What could be the reasosn for that. Inquring minds want to know.

Mindset seemed like he was a total nerd doofus in law school until he became a passport bro and went to korea and thailand "chasing pussy" and becoming an alpha male who all the women want,...

The old proverb: "Loser at home, loser abroad" somehow comes to my mind. Don't really know why tho. /sarcasm
I truly hope that the Thai "pussy" he chased was at least of legal age. Just sayin'.
Also mandatory: if you have to remind everybody and his mum that you're an "alpha male", you ain't one! You're just another non scoring loser, simple as that. DO YOU UNDERSTAND!

...and don't forget he says when he comes back to florida he has calendars of women waiting for hook up appointments with him.

Sure, sure, calendars of women who want to get shagged by Mindset, sure, sure. Honest advice,Mindset, stay of the Bud Light it doesn't do you any good.

Nick says he was depressed about streaming before Philly "almost to the point of never wanting to stream again". He talks again about how missing multiple days of streaming due to going to Philly for the weekend was stressful since it means it is harder for him to meet his Rumble contract.

Don't worry about your Rumble contract, Nick, I'm pretty sure nobody will call you this time.

 

[MudPeople]

BTW, Nick was talking about how he struggled to make the requirement last month, and by my count he ended up having 13 shows total in April. I think a monthly requirement of 12 shows, as was speculated here, is probably on the mark.

He's not really giving Rumble much reason to renew the contract once its over.

So his family is:
Him - An alcoholic degenerate and trust fund kid bread winner
His wife - On pills, does nothing all day
His nanny - ????
Drexel - Waiting to get Nick's kids into BDSM safely
THESE DAMN KIDS - (poor sods)

AMERICA F#K YEAH! MUSIC VIDEO Team America World Police THEME SONG

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If you ask me, I think he's doing that now.

By being pathetically loyal to an ever sinking ship.

And don't tell me that's not happening or they don't see it. He, Drex, and Nick wouldn't be crying as much as they are if people weren't reminding them how they're all acting like gigantic niggerfaggots.

I was talking about when he has guests on his show. He only says stuff he thinks his guests wants to hear and nod along with whatever they say. A lot like Drex when his guest goes off on a rant he'll look down at his phone like a little...
They both pretty much plays along with what the majority of the people on stream with them are saying. They don't really care about what the majority of their audience say as long as they have a loyal group who drink up what they spew out.

 

[dustnight]

I was only counting shows. I don't think the short videos count. I think that was a quick effort to show off his Mustang for the main channel.

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"I dunno man, I'm getting real fucking tired of these little mini tyrants" *revs up mustang*
"Telling me what I can and can't do with my life!" *vroom*
"I don't know about you" *vrooom*
"But I'm sick and tired of this shit, these people have no say over meeee!!!!" *VROOOM VROOOOOOM*

 

[Captain Manning]

Yeah, why would Nick lose 4000 subs in the past couple weeks? What could be the reasosn for that. Inquring minds want to know.

He'll argue they're fucking with him.

And honestly, that will be one of his more believable copes because Youtube is very opaque, and a lot of perfectly reasonable people already distrust it.
It's not a horrible strategy.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

He'll argue they're fucking with him.

And honestly, that will be one of his more believable copes because Youtube is very opaque, and a lot of perfectly reasonable people already distrust it.
It's not a horrible strategy.

People distrusting YT is one thing but Nick losing subs is definitely not YT fucking around with him.
Given how much Jim Sterling lost in a few weeks, losing 4000 subs isn't really something suprising. People are fe up with Nick and leave. Simple as that.

But Nick definitley will make it another "I'm getting opressed" whine and his whine moms (see what I did there) and tech iliterate morons will buy hook, line and sinker.

 

[Slur Slurries]

Why watch rekieta talk about gross shit or whine about kf when Bruce Rivers is also on YouTube,his intro/outro music sucks though.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I really do miss when he would read stupid lawsuits and explain them while knocking back a couple good drinks.

I don’t know why that became such a burden to him.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

he convincingly states untruths just because he believes that’s what the target wants to hear.

The fact that this clip ends with Kayla's face here is perfect:

That's the face of a mom of a teen when they tell you "Mom, I'm gonna finish the essay tonight. Really!" Even Kayla's not buying his bs.

Weird thing, I've always had the impression Rekieta's wife did house work and was busy all day with laundry and stuff.

I present to you their kitchen:


(Credit for pic: @Nothing To Say Here )

I present to you his office ceiling (might be the pantry - I forget):

(I mean, why bother having walls?)

I present to you Nick's desk:

Wider angle for those who care:


For funsies compare to Monty's desk:


...

Also, found the other pic of Kayla in Vegas.

For the face, I'm landing on weight loss, Botox (she use to have forehead wrinkles) + blepharoplasty bc the eye sagging is gone. Whatever held her up in bed for a couple weeks pre-Vegas was likely some combo of a hysterectomy, lipo and/or tummy tuck. Note that Nick ranted on Friday (?) about how gross saggy tummies are on even thin women - he was discussing a stripper.

Edit: Kitchen pic didn't initially upload.

 

[Dean Pentel]

The fact that this clip ends with Kayla's face here is perfect:
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That's the face of a mom of a teen when they tell you "Mom, I'm gonna finish the essay tonight. Really!" Even Kayla's not buying his bs.


I present to you their kitchen:
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(Credit for pic: @Nothing To Say Here )

I present to you his office ceiling (might be the pantry - I forget):
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(I mean, why bother having walls?)

I present to you Nick's desk:
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Wider angle for those who care:
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For funsies compare to Monty's desk:
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Also, found the other pic of Kayla in Vegas.
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For the face, I'm landing on weight loss, Botox (she use to have forehead wrinkles) + blepharoplasty bc the eye sagging is gone. Whatever held her up in bed for a couple weeks pre-Vegas was likely some combo of a hysterectomy, lipo and/or tummy tuck. Note that Nick ranted on Friday (?) about how gross saggy tummies are on even thin women - he was discussing a stripper.

Edit: Kitchen pic didn't initially upload.

I'm lowkey glad you stuck around. You're like the bitchy, unemployed grandma I always wanted. Why'd you ditch your PFP, though? Sure, you're like 25 years older than that women when the pic was taken, but it felt fitting.

 

[Captain Manning]

People distrusting YT is one thing but Nick losing subs is definitely not YT fucking around with him.
Given how much Jim Sterling lost in a few weeks, losing 400 subs isn't really something suprising. People are fe up with Nick and leave. Simple as that.

I agree with you. I'm just saying Youtube hasn't done themselves any favors in terms of enticing people to call Nick out for the dishonesty here. Youtube fuckery is a thing. Even if it's not in the instant case. I don't foresee this being a thing too many people will harp on.

Now if he starts hemorrhaging subs on the same level as Jim Sterling... different story.

Frankly, I think the numbers we're seeing out of Rumble are far more telling of just how bad he's been doing. Plus the fact that a lot of the non-degenerate people have evacuated his Locals. And then, of course, there's the constant meltdowns he's been having.

 

[anionfarflung]

Plus it's been speculated for literally years that Nick is at least partially ethnically Jewish (albeit not religiously). He even admitted to PPP years ago that there is a distinct possibility that is the case, but that he never cared to investigate it.

He recently said that a consumer DNA test showed no Jewish heritage.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Now if he starts hemorrhaging subs on the same level as Jim Sterling... different story.

IMHO, that's just a matter of time until it will happen.

Frankly, I think the numbers we're seeing out of Rumble are far more telling of just how bad he's been doing.

Which, again IMHO, will result in Rumble not renewing his contract.

He recently said that a consumer DNA test showed no Jewish heritage.

Ofc not, as "Jewish" neither is a race nor a dna strain. One thing is for sure tho, he's definitely not a Somalian Jew.

 

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I present to you Nick's desk:

Wider angle for those who care:

How can he stand to have so little mouse space? One wrong move and he'll collapse his cartoonish pile of liquor bottles.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

I've been busy for awhile did I miss anything interesting?

 

[Not Who You Think]

Drexel may very well be right.

I know Masterson contends Nick is Christian, but I think maybe that was all just a ploy to try and guilt trip Null into being more sympathetic towards Digibro (it did not work).

Many individuals here would agree that Nick isn't a Christian based on his theology and conduct.

Even Nick's wife hinted at this on one of his streams during an impromptu story time when her guard was down. It took her a while to overcome her reluctance, eventually but it came out:

This stands out, because even if Nick claims he was never conservative and such, he maintains that he was/is a Christian, though his best friend and own wife weren't even convinced.

It would be hilarious for them to try and defend Nick on this now that he is an open hedonist/heretic/degenerate.

Let's play a game and try to list all the broken promises:

Nick also said he would have a pre-recorded interview with James O'Keefe.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Many individuals here would agree that Nick isn't a Christian based on his theology and conduct.

Even Nick's wife hinted at this on one of his streams during an impromptu story time when her guard was down. It took her a while to overcome her reluctance, eventually but it came out:

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This stands out, because even if Nick claims he was never conservative and such, he maintains that he was/is a Christian, though his best friend and own wife weren't even convinced.

It would be hilarious for them to try and defend Nick on this now that he is an open hedonist/heretic/degenerate.

I am not going to try to purity test anyone, but his actions would really raise brows at my local parish. It would probably mean a sit down with the priest. An invite to supper if they were nice about it.

I used to think that Nick was just low-key about his faith, but I am more an more sceptical by the day. Not my place to decide, though...

Nick also said he would have a pre-recorded interview with James O'Keefe.

Comic will Joe Ball for another, but to be fair Ball is finishing his own comic up still, then has YellowFlash booked in.

Nick HAS mentioned it well before during thr times that EVS was a semi-regular. Grift or not, I'm counting that time too since then.

 

[Chibitzen]

I see others have been hard at work solving the cryptographic puzzle. This thread is growing like a weed. And with less focus on the Locals, which is a plus.

Obviously making such blatant attempts to shame one's detractors when there are easily provided receipts is generally a bad call. If only he could reinvigorate his sponsorships in the talented way he does his KF thread, he'd have no problems.

I present to you his office ceiling (might be the pantry - I forget):

(I mean, why bother having walls?)

I present to you Nick's desk:

Wider angle for those who care:

His room even screams internet addict. Such a shame. As a member of production, I hope that you clean your desk soon, Nick.