Containment 24-Julay-2016 Taint Megathread

[The American Hedgehog]

Is Chris's Facebook down for anyone else?

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian?fref=nf

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Is Chris's Facebook down for anyone else?

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian?fref=nf

Yes, could be anything, though.

 

[repentance]

So, deep down he doesn't fully believe he is a woman, and knows that thing between his legs is not an actual vagina. Correct?

The problem is that he may take this as a sign. If he wasn't certain before, and if he had doubts about whether or not the hypnosis videos would work, he might view this as the ultimate confirmation that he was, indeed, born to be a woman.

Hell, he may even gone to the doctor to start proper medical transition as he claims - that wouldn't require any examination of his genitals at this stage, just a prescription for HRT and information about the rest of the process and referrals.

 

[Marvin]

Did he say what the doctor suggested? If he can specifically mention a treatment that seems reasonable, it'd be a good indicator of whether he's lying or not.

Not rubbing alcohol. It was an appropriate treatment, something Chris wouldn't have thought of on his own.

There's the hoax lie, though.

Someone scared him into thinking someone might call 911 on him. Plus "hoax" doesn't sting as much as "wound" does in his mind.

Chris actually saw himself as a strong, virile man, right? He wasn't just lying and pretending to be a manly man, but he literally saw himself as such, right?

I don't believe he ever did. I don't think Chris attached much meaning to being a man, other than maybe a Johnny Bravo-esque cliche. When he tried to embody the Johnny Bravo cliche (usually when prompted by trolls), he got laughed at. He could never really measure up.

But no one laughed at him at impulse. Girls are never the ones who laugh at Chris. (They do laugh, they laugh quite a lot, but they just don't laugh in his face.)

But remember how he behaved during the Kacey saga? He was the manliest man alive.

That was largely a troll prompted put-on.

Back during the Megan Saga? He was the true and honest hero of CWCVille.

He still thinks he is.

The Wallflower? A sensitive, honest man. etc.

Sounds like a preamble to the tomgirlism...

Point is, Chris changes his beliefs and actions depending on what he thinks will get him women, correct?

I don't think Chris' beliefs have really changed in an attempt to impress a girl. Chris is willing to put on halloween masks to impress girls, but it doesn't mean anything to him.

The tomgirl shit is more like a comfort blanket. He engages in the tomgirl shit for himself, not to impress anyone else.

Is Chris's Facebook down for anyone else?

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian?fref=nf

Interesting. It's set to "friends only".

 

[repentance]

Interesting. It's set to "friends only".

That may be a good thing. He might be more willing to listen to people he's "known" for a while if he's not distracted by a whole heap of newcomers screaming "you gonna die" at him.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Question, If I may, @Marvin

Throughout all of Christory, Chris has never fully embraced (Absolute 100%) any of his made up beliefs, correct? Like, he goes 99% of the way, but will not go that extra 1%. To be more precise, and make myself more clear, let me give an example: 6 -7 years ago, when Chris was trying to convince Kacey that he was a suitable candidate for her. Chris actually saw himself as a strong, virile man, right? He wasn't just lying and pretending to be a manly man, but he literally saw himself as such, right? But it wasn't until his view of himself was put to the test that it entered a conflict within his mind, and, eventually, when it was absolutely counterproductive to him, he changed his world view and self image, correct?

That's what I mean by 99%. Like, if situation X requires Chris to believe and act as Y, Chris will make an actual effort to believe and act as Y. But always as a means for getting what he desires at the moment (Women), never because he actually believes in Y (He never goes the full way. There's a tiny 1% remaining that he never bothers to go through). However, because Chris has autism, a below average intelligence, and an infantile worldview, he will try to mimic whatever TV stereotypes he can. And this results in content for the whole family, correct?

Nowadays, because Chris thinks that as a woman he will accomplish all of his dreams and will find a woman to be with, he dresses like a woman, pretends to talk like a woman, tries to act like a woman (According to his infantile mind), and will even try to grow a vagina. But remember how he behaved during the Kacey saga? He was the manliest man alive. Back during the Megan Saga? He was the true and honest hero of CWCVille. Back during the Emily saga? He was a cool dudebro. The Wallflower? A sensitive, honest man. etc. Point is, Chris changes his beliefs and actions depending on what he thinks will get him women, correct?

If so, then that would mean Chris doesn't actually believe he has grown himself a vagina, correct? He will 99% tell you it is a true vagina, he will 99% believe in the miracle of YouTube videos, he will 99% deflect detractors's accusations. He will 99%. But if it turns out that it actually is not what will get him women, then he will change his stance, his views, and his mindset, correct?

So, deep down he doesn't fully believe he is a woman, and knows that thing between his legs is not an actual vagina. Correct?

So what you're saying is if Chris is presented with an overwhelming amount of evidence contrary to what he believes he might change his mind? Isn't that what a rational person SHOULD do? Are you saying that if someone fully believes something then indisputable proof otherwise shouldn't change their mind?

 

[Psycho]

Ya know...it IS possible for the whole wound to just scar and he would be left with a deep pocket he would claim is his kooter.

It's a horrifying thought but possible

Doubtful, but possible.

Minor powerleveling here. I had a bit of a painful abscess on my leg once. Took a bit, but I got a big, nasty, mucus plug out of it (along with the splinter that caused the abscess in the first place). It left a bit of a hole there, but the hole healed really quickly. Seriously, after a couple of days, the only sign of anything wrong was some scar tissue over a now closed wound.

However, that's assuming Chris isn't shoving things into his "labia." Knowing Chris, he's probably always got something shoved up there which would result in the wound not being able to heal (not to mention, filling an open would with all kinds of new bacteria).

He hasn't posted on facebook for a couple of days. For his own sake, I hope he's in the hospital with nurses taking care of his hygiene for him. That's what the wound needs to heal and Godbear knows Chris can't keep himself clean on his own.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

he tomgirl shit is more like a comfort blanket. He engages in the tomgirl shit for himself, not to impress anyone else.

The problems with safety blankets is that they are just an illusion and if you become overly-dependent on them, eventually they become a problem.

Interesting. It's set to "friends only".

That may be a good thing. He might be more willing to listen to people he's "known" for a while if he's not distracted by a whole heap of newcomers screaming "you gonna die" at him.

I know I may sound like a chronic pessimist, but Chris needs real people in his life to tell him the truth, a lot of those people (except for a few) are just there to further the brand and hope they can get in on it themselves. When Chris asks for opinions, a lot of his friends just passively troll him to avoid telling him the truth and to see what kind of lulzy content they can get with their name on it. I do not trust one particular commentator on Chris-Chan's posts and it is not Kengle.

 

[WhiteChocolateTamale]

Is Chris's Facebook down for anyone else?

https://www.facebook.com/CwcvilleGuardian?fref=nf

This isn't good, it might only reinforce Chris' delusions. To him it validates his pussy is real because there's nothing against showing wounds on Facebook but I'm sure there are rules against women who flash their pussies on their feed.

 

[Mason Verger]

I do not trust one particular commentator on Chris-Chan's posts and it is not Kengle.

Haha does that commentator have ridiculous drawn on eyebrows?

 

[The Dude]

i drew some art of a new sonichu design based off of current events :^)

Spoiler: NSFW

Go HeSheChu! Go out and discharge to the extreme!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

I won't quote anyone specifically because this has been mentioned several times lately.

When someone does transition from male to female, the newly formed vaginal "pouch" is viewed by the body as foreign. So anyone who has such a surgery must continue to stretch or fill the space in order for it to not close up... for life. Much like a piercing which needs to have a piece of jewelry in it every once and a while.

I think chris has done enough research that he believes he needs to keep his "labia" and deeper stimulated.

Unfortunately the estrogen gel he was/is using is recommended on some transition sites and in the manner he was using it.

I think he is doing research but so out of touch with reality that he is going with the easiest most "witch doctor-y" methods.

 

[repentance]

I won't quote anyone specifically because this has been mentioned several times lately.

When someone does transition from male to female, the newly formed vaginal "pouch" is viewed by the body as foreign. So anyone who has such a surgery must continue to stretch or fill the space in order for it to not close up... for life. Much like a piercing which needs to have a piece of jewelry in it every once and a while.

I think chris has done enough research that he believes he needs to keep his "labia" and deeper stimulated.

Unfortunately the estrogen gel he was/is using is recommended on some transition sites and in the manner he was using it.

I think is doing research but so out of touch with reality that he is going with the easiest most "witch doctor-y" methods.

An actual medical problem might at least get him on the path to medically supervised transition instead of the DIY stuff.

 

[Pac]

So what you're saying is if Chris is presented with an overwhelming amount of evidence contrary to what he believes he might change his mind? Isn't that what a rational person SHOULD do?

No, what I tried to say was that Chris would hold on to a particular opinion, regardless of how much evidence to the contrary he was presented with, as long as said opinion would serve a purpose for him. But I was wrong in thinking that. Marvin clarified it for me.

Are you saying that if someone fully believes something then indisputable proof otherwise shouldn't change their mind?

Not necessarily. No. What I tried to say was that sometimes, when a person fully believes in something, it is difficult for that person to acknowledge any flaws or errors in their thinking, or to admit they were wrong in front of others. Chris would try to mimic this scenario since he has a limited view of how the real world works.

 

[Justlurkin]

Pardon me being late but a few of the recent posts claims Chris called it a "wound"? I checked Innocuous Banter's two text screens and he doesn't mention it being a wound on it, and in fact agrees with the labia part after. Was it before and not shown?

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

I won't quote anyone specifically because this has been mentioned several times lately.

When someone does transition from male to female, the newly formed vaginal "pouch" is viewed by the body as foreign. So anyone who has such a surgery must continue to stretch or fill the space in order for it to not close up... for life. Much like a piercing which needs to have a piece of jewelry in it every once and a while.

I think chris has done enough research that he believes he needs to keep his "labia" and deeper stimulated.

Except that Chris thinks it's a real, 100% natural vagina, not a fake surgical one, so he shouldn't need to stretch it out any more than any other natural woman would.

 

[Ternel]

Pardon me being late but a few of the recent posts claims Chris called it a "wound"? I checked Innocuous Banter's two text screens and he doesn't mention it being a wound on it, and in fact agrees with the labia part after. Was it before and not shown?

From what I know Chris didn't call it a wound but a vagina. I could be wrong though. But it seems like he doesn't understand or doesn't want to understand that it is not a natural opening. Something is wrong with his body.

 

[Randall Fragg]

There will come a sad day in the near future when this FAT FUCK will die and we will hath lost our most prized LULZCOW.

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he abscess going to rot out his intestines even worse than his McDonalds consumption. That is, after he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is a TRUE AND HONEST woman. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Brute males are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and has his abscess spray pus and blood all over the clerks.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of people in Blue-Armed Sonic The Hedgehog costumes storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

After all, if the endless supply of LULZ were to die, we have to make sure it goes out with a BANG!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/funeral-x-travaganza-jpg.301/

 

[Barley]

Since Marvin said the doctor gave Chris some advice on this and Chris is finally aware this is a wound, will he be safe now?
I mean, if he takes care of himself as well as he does with Barb... I still doubt if he's going to treat that thing, it's the vagina he wanted so badly, what will he announce next time about it? That he magically lost it? Is he sad about this, happy, doesn't mind?

...Chris needs real people in his life to tell him the truth, a lot of those people (except for a few) are just there to further the brand and hope they can get in on it themselves. When Chris asks for opinions, a lot of his friends just passively troll him to avoid telling him the truth and to see what kind of lulzy content they can get with their name on it. I do not trust one particular commentator on Chris-Chan's posts and it is not Kengle.

I agree with you but, does it really make that much of a difference if his friends were the only ones allowed to comment his FB before? If Chris wants to know any other opinion (which I doubt), there are other places to check and we are still getting his updates here, we have people in charge of that.
I have a feeling Kengle (or any other of those FB people who are always commenting his statuses) told him to do this "friends only" thing so nobody else interferes in his "public life" anymore or maybe Chris is just tired of getting so many messages from people worried about his taint.

 

[repentance]

There will come a sad day in the near future when this FAT FUCK will die and we will hath lost our most prized LULZCOW.

We should all realize that this FAT FUCK is not forever... One of these days, he abscess going to rot out his intestines even worse than his McDonalds consumption. That is, after he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and uploads it to the internet in order to prove that he is a TRUE AND HONEST woman. So when the time comes for his inevitable burial.

So that's why we must form a DEATH DAY PARTY for our friend, Christian Weston Chandler. I'm saying we should IRL crash & raid his funeral, turning it into a "FUN!"-eral, wearing Guy Fawkes masks and pickle suits and all "PARTY HARD!!!" with loud music, free food, and drink. Brute males are utmost welcome .

We should spend the time there giving all these "sincere" mementos and speeches about how Christian sucked and how the state of Virginia will be better off without him and how the mysterious smell has finally dissipated!

Most importantly, the "big speech", we must recite his entire life and all his failures to everyone there, starting from his failure to say mommie (MUNKY!) to his creation Sonichu, to the inevitable future moment when he pulls his pants down in Game Stop and has his abscess spray pus and blood all over the clerks.

Then, after we finish telling our audience every single minor detail, complete with projector screens showing every CWC video from the CWCville library youtube channel, in chronological order I may add, we will all proceed to spit, fart, piss, shit, and masturbate on his tombstone, kicking it and screaming "FUCK LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" "FUCK YOUR LIFE! WHAT A WASTE!" and write "REST IN PIECES FAG" on the headstone while other may pour pickles and tartar sauce all over his grave. Firecrackers are also a necessity, I would suggest lighting them off at the start of our raid, as hundreds of people in Blue-Armed Sonic The Hedgehog costumes storm the gates open blasting confetti over bystanders.

I'd itch to dig up the corpse and set it on fire but I digress that to be too much, because the smell of burning ASS and AXE would be FAR too much to handle. However I will say by the time we start to close out we will bring forth the shattered remains of his treasured Sonichu medallion. We sprinkle the hardened crayola model magic shards on the mess of pickles and tartar sauce like nuts on a sundae. The cherry. you may ask? His high school ring.

After we're done, and everybody cheers us for our grand show, we pass out political activist pamphlets for abortion and against welfare , for we must educate America on how to prevent fucktards.

And thus, the first, and last CWC convention. It would be the perfect spot for the first and last "CWC"-con, with major trolling celebrities welcome to come. The red carpet should definitely be rolled out for Blue Spike and Liquid Chris. In the course of the main events, such as the "big speech", panels will be held by the likes of veterans trolling celebrities and JULAY! fags alike.

After all, if the endless supply of LULZ were to die, we have to make sure it goes out with a BANG!
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/funeral-x-travaganza-jpg.301/

lol if you think Chris is going to have a funeral and not a direct committal.