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Jesus loves patrick, but all that fat makes Him sad
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Jesus died because he was a stupid crazy fuck lol he was the George Floyd of his day, probably had it coming.
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I think it’s just a matter of degree really. The first cow I encountered online (a Pat orbiter, Shane Nokes) randomly jumped into a very polite and friendly conversation I was having with another user on a gaming site about something autistic like what was the best weapon for a particular mission in the game. Shame burst into the conversation out of nowhere to tell me that not only was I wrong but I was the world’s dumbest moron, then when I said something like “lighten up buddy nobody asked you” he went off about working at Xbox and how he’d get me banned from the internet, then started making all these wierd threats of what he was going to do to me and my wife. I hadn’t even mentioned a wife so I was really confused. Who on a gaming forum assumes people have wives or girlfriends? Then while I was considering whether or not to be a reporting faggot, he deleted all his outbursts. I wondered for a while whether he mistook me for someone else or what that was all about. I took to checking in on him online sometimes when I was bored, and saw him being the same kind of cunt to other people, and started finding it funny. I’m betting a lot of Patposters found Pat in a similar way. They both just go zero to schizo over nothing in a hot second. Shane is more “welcome to your nightmare” and Pat is more “listen to your betters you little baby child” but they are both unforgettable once encountered in the wild.
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Its no one thing, it comes in waves. Early stuff was calling Norm unfunny, which resulted in the normal return jokes on reddit, which Pat went nuclear on. But that only brought a few in, but each time, more is added to the mass.
As with most lolcows, no single event made them the way they are. It's a pattern they just repeat, and sometimes the right person at the right time catches wind of it and boom, a thread is born and the snowballing effect can begin. Also, Pat is directly antagonistic to the people mocking him, so it just amplifies his status as a target for ridicule.
If you mean on a deeper "why is he the way he is" that's a bit harder, but he seems typical for his type. Mother appeared to have been overprotective to a point Pat rarely had to account for shitty actions. Over time, without someone to set him straight, he just grew up to be the man you see today.
Berrakh
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I’m willing to just write that off as “he was born all fucked up” so no need to worry. But I appreciate your post and agree with it, make no mistake.
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Don’t recall Jesus being a drug addict and petty criminal.
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I do remember him being an anti-Roman rebel and a crazy apacolyptic preacher which they tended to take pretty seriously at that time. Dumb faggot.
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He produced bootleg wine, and then committed public mischief by flipping over tables in a temple where good people were just trying to conduct honest business. He was the Son of God, King of Kings, but his A&N threads would be brutal.
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Pat's head looks like it should be a stage in Mario Galaxy.
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"Calls himself king of kings, gets owned by Jewish priests, followers cope by making up crazy stories about him coming back from the dead" lolcow material right there.
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Most of what he supposedly said was made up by Paul long after his death. The Mythmaker: Paul and the Invention of Christianity is a great read — free PDF here.
Pat’s anti-Christian rhetoric is just a hangover from his years on internet atheist forums. He’s long been invested in any endeavor that will allow someone as low-status as him to feel superior to someone else, and nothing fits the bill like anti-religious sperging online.
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Whoaaaaaa! Watch out foljs, we got us an edgy boi here! I repeat, edgy boi alert, this is not a drill. Do not cut your self on his razor sharp edges. Edgiest boi ever has appeared in the thread. Alert! Alert! Edgy boi alert!
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Most "atheists" in America today assail Christianity for not being Christian enough. Traditional Christianity still judges trannies and gays and freaks, so it's not in keeping with Jesus' teachings that you should be a fucking pathetic loser who protects and supports only even bigger losers. These "atheists" are actually hyper-Christian, the Reddit atheist claims to hate Christianity but is actually its most perfect practitioner.
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My point was that it’s not actually about religion, it’s about Pat the low-status white man looking for easy ways to feel superior to others. People like Pat are the driving force behind woke BS.
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He must have a humiliation fetish at this point, there’s just no way a sane person would leave themselves open like that
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Agreed on that part too, being a traditional Christian is low-status for slugs like Pat even though he's a far worse version of the same thing.
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Why the fuck does he say "Welp" all the time? Dumb fat faggot. Also a man in his 40s tweeting at politicians like they actually read it deserves to be gassed for the good of the species.
Fat mongoloid proving nothing ever changes.
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"Look at them eating their goyslop and literally throwing down palm fronds before him. Total Clown World."
- Posts photo of a table Jesus made 10 years ago
"Where the fuck does this (((carpenter))) get off charging money for this shit? Here are twelve things he did wrong:"
Christ is the Crowning Spirit, don't get me wrong, but Gospel A&N would be hilarious.
- Posts photo of a table Jesus made 10 years ago
"Where the fuck does this (((carpenter))) get off charging money for this shit? Here are twelve things he did wrong:"
Christ is the Crowning Spirit, don't get me wrong, but Gospel A&N would be hilarious.
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just unreal. this kind of unforced pat-on-pat violence is why he's the Cow of Cows
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