Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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This feels just a bit too perfect for my liking. The world trade centre is just too much.
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Whatever. I'm a Secret Service agent myself. Here's my card.
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Incidentally if he's telling the truth about this (fat chance) he committed a huge self-own by admitting he's one of the Jews who allegedly stayed home on 9/11.

Archive of pacelattinscam.com site (site has been gone since 2014)
https://archive.ph/wip/yEfsa (archive of archive because IA are cucks) (incidentally the contents may be cuckoo for cocoa puffs)

A 2000 post by Lattin claiming to be webmaster of the fleoa.org website:
https://archive.ph/wip/HHH0X (archive of archive because cuckoldry)

So either this guy is a massive liar or a massive spook (and obviously a gigantic Jewlord).

Interestingly, he has a civil suit against him in 2008 where he is styled Carlos "Pesach" Lattin so that might get more results.

It doesn't appear to have lasted long and settled.

You may recognize the name of Charles E. Ramos. He is the judge who decided the famous lolsuit by Maddox against Asterios Kokkinos, Diddler Dax, and a couple other random parties. He retired apparently due to cancer but seems not to have died yet (good because he was a rare good judge in a lolsuit).

Can't seem to upload atm but here it is:

Another two cases for Carlos Danger here:
https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/we...L9QeJe3XdfjG3r0lneFWg==&civilCaseId=undefined (Allstate wins lawsuit against Lattin)
Mystery case: https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/we...=&motionCount=&documentCount=&appearanceDate=
Another mystery case from 1997 with a default judgment: https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/we...=&motionCount=&documentCount=&appearanceDate=

(Note: I am not entirely certain these cases do not involve someone else named Carlos Lattin since they're old enough there aren't many documents. I'm pretty sure the "Pesach" one is.)
 
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Guys I know some people have made some tentative statements that Pat might be, by stretching the definition medically, slightly overweight.

But this shit is getting out of hand, he's pulling people into his orbit from the far dark past; I fear that he may be rapidly approaching black-hole mass and will engulf us all.
 
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A new one already? Claiming to be a Secret Service member? These people are practically stumbling over each other to become the next big cow.

I know Pat is fat and all, but how the hell does he have so many orbiters that are potential star material? They all use the same tough guy act, too. Cows of a feather flock together, or something...
 
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Mooner said:
A new one already? Claiming to be a Secret Service member? These people are practically stumbling over each other to become the next big cow.

I know Pat is fat and all, but how the hell does he have so many orbiters that are potential star material? They all use the same tough guy act, too. Cows of a feather flock together, or something...
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There may be enough for an OP here although I'd really like to determine whether or not this guy actually was a Jewish Secret Service agent suspiciously absent from the WTC 9th floor office of the SS on 9/11 (actually nevermind that it was 7 WTC which suffered no casualties and the fact it was full of feds had nothing to do with that).
 
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AnOminous said:
This Lattin guy apparently has quite the history.

www.complaintsboard.com

Pace Las Vegas - internet troll and bully

I see prior complaints on Complaints board about Pace Lattin that doesn't surprise me. We had the misfortune of dealing with this person in Las Vegas. After reading his sordid history fast forward to 2018 Pace Lattin or Pesach Lattin operates a few attack websites focusing on Political, and...
www.complaintsboard.com www.complaintsboard.com
https://archive.ph/MWAmL (looks like someone archived it just yesterday)

It looks like he's attracted the ire of some trolling forum:
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From the comments:
"He has been up and down with his beliefs and problems. He has 3 kids who he abandoned at a young age and was never able to support or take care of"

Can see why he's a Pat ally
 
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AnOminous said:
There may be enough for an OP here although I'd really like to determine whether or not this guy actually was a Jewish Secret Service agent suspiciously absent from the WTC 9th floor office of the SS on 9/11 (actually nevermind that it was 7 WTC which suffered no casualties and the fact it was full of feds had nothing to do with that).
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You could be the next in line to the Papacy for all we care, dude. If you act like an idiot online, you're getting mocked on the Farms.

No amount of friends in high places is going to stop us. Shane Noakes and many others like him learnt that the hard way.
 
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Has any other lolcow spawned so many other cows like Fat Rick has? One deadbeat father sues dozens of people over a piece of bologna thrown on his front porch and the next thing you know we got a thread about another fat tough guy retard, a Mexican Jew claiming to be a member of the Secret Service, and podcasts discussing all the pedophiles who ran the SFWA.
 
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Broadside said:
You could be the next in line to the Papacy for all we care, dude. If you act like an idiot online, you're getting mocked on the Farms.
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He's a cow either way but it would be nice to get the details right. Sort of like Jackie Singh was, amazing as it is they would hire such an abject moron.
 
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AnOminous said:
He's a cow either way but it would be nice to get the details right. Sort of like Jackie Singh was, amazing as it is they would hire such an abject moron.
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Yeah it’s more to determine he’s actually a cow and not some elaborate troll/work or similar.
 
This Patrick guy is rather fat.
He grew so large; how 'bout that?
He flattens chairs on which he sat
And then he whines, just like a brat.

And while online, he gets in fights
During days and even nights-
While lying nude or wearing tights
Endless tweets and "childs," he writes.

Mocked by Kiwis, trolled by Bros-
Every day, his waistline grows.
His bitch tits sag, his stomach shows.
How it happens, no one knows.

He presents himself as a chad.
We know he's not; it's rather sad.
When we tell him, he gets mad.
His delusions are rather bad.

He is dumb, just like a brick.
He's shown off his faucet dick.
His portly body makes us sick.
And he's our lolcow- Patrick.
 
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DIY Patso returns after yesterday's triumph over the evil hollywood nazi lovers.
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Ladies and Gentlemen, we now know how and where Don Cerdito disposes of the bones of all those little Lebowski Urban Achievers he transforms into pepperoni. The MPD would never think to look for them there. What's the over-under that his second try at this project will be even shittier than the first?
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Fuck it's Christmas for me again, because I do so love when a lolcow tries landscaping. This fat fuck is probably gonna re-lay those stones straight on dirt instead of an aggregate base because he's too cheap. True, stones of that size don't necessarily require said base, but Man of Pig said it himself - it's time to do it right. Why not future proof it?

Instead, a few years down the road, Quasi is going to trip and break an ankle on uneven stones because they sank. Not that this fat fuck has the gentle touch to lay them properly to start with, so they'll start uneven and only get worse.

A sufficiently deep aggregate base would also double up as weed protection. Just saying.
 
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Pat's existence invalidates the simulation theory. He's just a black hole of stupidity and ego, any computer would've broken and the all of us killed by the Tomlinson Stupidity Singularity breaking the simulation. Also, rendering his girth would cause a Gandhi like glitch because he's very fat.
 
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BeepBoopBeepBoop said:
Pat's existence invalidates the simulation theory. He's just a black hole of stupidity and ego, any computer would've broken and the all of us killed by the Tomlinson Stupidity Singularity breaking the simulation. Also, rendering his girth would cause a Gandhi like glitch because he's very fat.
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What makes a lolcow funny is hubris. Humility deflects criticism, and Pat doesn't have a shred of it. It wouldn't be funny to send a reasonable person images of Life Day Wookiees, but it's funny in Pat's case because he responds with the clownish, shrill indignity of a fatter, more effeminate Squidward.
 
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