May 2 2023 - Chris sighting at game shop

[Ophelia]

but maybe his saga will have a happy ending

Or he’ll find a spectacular way to fuck it up. Again.

 

[Cluster🅱️uck]

Fan theory:

Tom and Harriet are all too familiar with both Barb the manipulative slut and Chris the easily led retard. After the merge and Barb's car accident they took her in long enough to hear her side of the story...

And garnered enough sympathy to let Chris whack off in their internrt-free basement.

 

[Machinedramon]

Slight PL but I used to work for group homes.

Chances are Chris may be in one, just not one that's strictly monitored. There are homes that encourage independence and want their clients to go on outings on their own. It's a way of trying to reintegrate them into society.

Does it work? Hell no.

If I had to guess Chris was deemed competent enough to be on his own, and doesn't need supervision all the time. 24/7 supervision is usually reserved for the drooling tards.

However there is no way the staff don't know about Chris's history to just let him be on his own for every outing. Another guess is they aren't paid enough to deal with his shit and would rather have him out of the house

 

[Ammyterasu]

Honestly I'm not surprised he's finally staying offline. I can see his lawyer sitting him down long and hard until he undestood that if he kept interacting with trolls and "fans" online, chances are that he would end up back in jail and this time things would be much worse for him.
Chris may be retarded and mostly unable to foresee the consequences of his actions, but almost two years of jail time probably left him with a Pavlovian response to that specific threat. watch me getting btfo and today he uploads a new video

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Honestly I'm not surprised he's finally staying offline. I can see his lawyer sitting him down long and hard until he undestood that if he kept interacting with trolls and "fans" online, chances are that he would end up back in jail and this time things would be much worse for him.
Chris may be retarded and mostly unable to foresee the consequences of his actions, but almost two years of jail time probably left him with a Pavlovian response to that specific threat. watch me getting btfo and today he uploads a new video

Sounds about right.

Feed him a bunch of legal jargon about limitations and legalities? He won't listen.
Tell him he will lose access to his video games and sonichu-themed shoes? Chris won't touch a fucking keyboard again.

 

[ZippyZoopa]

Maybe Chris is a new man after his time in the cell.
Slimmed down, respectfully playing competitive cardgames in a offline and social environment.

I'm surprised too, but maybe his saga will have a happy ending.

A "Happy Ending" is when a incestious rapist troon is free from legal punishment and can enjoy their life with no true repercussions.

Sounds like a proper kosher hollywood happy ending to me, you got a point there.

 

[SIMIΔN]

A "Happy Ending" is when a incestious rapist troon is free from legal punishment and can enjoy their life with no true repercussions.

Now I see why he prefers stand alone episodes to series arcs, everything gets reset at the end.

 

[Protistology]

Slight PL but I used to work for group homes.

Chances are Chris may be in one, just not one that's strictly monitored. There are homes that encourage independence and want their clients to go on outings on their own. It's a way of trying to reintegrate them into society.

Does it work? Hell no.

If I had to guess Chris was deemed competent enough to be on his own, and doesn't need supervision all the time. 24/7 supervision is usually reserved for the drooling tards.

However there is no way the staff don't know about Chris's history to just let him be on his own for every outing. Another guess is they aren't paid enough to deal with his shit and would rather have him out of the house

It makes sense the home would drive Chris to the store and order him to buy supplies for his room and let him uber to a card shop. But the card shop is two hours away. Isn't there some kind of distance limit from the home you can travel?

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Sounds about right.

Feed him a bunch of legal jargon about limitations and legalities? He won't listen.
Tell him he will lose access to his video games and sonichu-themed shoes? Chris won't touch a fucking keyboard again.

At least until his accumulated tugboat funds run dry and the group home suggests Chris get a part time job if he wants more spending money.

 

[Molly Millions]

Two hours is a bit of a drive to play MTG with a bunch of randos. It's not difficult to get a Commander game going considering some places run it for a few hours every day.

He probably shouldn't have hit Michael Snyder with his car because the cardboard cartel in his hometown has obviously not forgotten him.

 

[Pink Faggot]

I'm starting to think people who hate weens are more pathetic than the weens themselves. Imagine being this attatched and protective of a retarded mother rapist. I can't feel any sympathy for Chris or think that whatever made up scenarios in your heads of him being harassed wouldn't be warranted.

He's fascinating yes, but just an irreedeemable piece of shit at the end of the day.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

Slight PL but I used to work for group homes.

Chances are Chris may be in one, just not one that's strictly monitored. There are homes that encourage independence and want their clients to go on outings on their own. It's a way of trying to reintegrate them into society.

Does it work? Hell no.

If I had to guess Chris was deemed competent enough to be on his own, and doesn't need supervision all the time. 24/7 supervision is usually reserved for the drooling tards.

However there is no way the staff don't know about Chris's history to just let him be on his own for every outing. Another guess is they aren't paid enough to deal with his shit and would rather have him out of the house

That would make sense given that Gateway Homes is apparently geared towards trying to prep people to get back into the real world. Only confounding factor here is the long distance between the card shop and the home.

 

[TestTubePuppy]

Legally he's not a threat to anyone but his mother.

Let's hope the group home doesn't have non-verbal, severely retarded women or girls. I'm sure Chris's finely honed psychic abilities would discern consent if he really concentrated on it and rubbed his bag of magic rocks.

 

[FinnSven]

That would make sense given that Gateway Homes is apparently geared towards trying to prep people to get back into the real world. Only confounding factor here is the long distance between the card shop and the home.

Complete unprofessional guess here, but maybe this home takes its charges to harmless activities like this far away so that if they befriend other players, they don’t live locally?

This would limit any potential sneaking out and related mischief.

 

[Ophelia]

Imagine being this attatched and protective of a retarded mother rapist

Fuck Chris, no one cares about him. We don’t want weens harassing the ordinary people working jobs.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Fan theory:

Tom and Harriet are all too familiar with both Barb the manipulative slut and Chris the easily led retard. After the merge and Barb's car accident they took her in long enough to hear her side of the story...

And garnered enough sympathy to let Chris whack off in their internrt-free basement.

I can't imagine wanting to help either of them if Barb's side of the story was that it was consensual.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Two hours is a bit of a drive to play MTG with a bunch of randos. It's not difficult to get a Commander game going considering some places run it for a few hours every day.

The past Decade has been incredibly hard on LGSes, I lived in a town with a six figure population and the LGS went under..and this was before Covid. I legit didn't have one near me for a long time.

 

[Machinedramon]

It makes sense the home would drive Chris to the store and order him to buy supplies for his room and let him uber to a card shop. But the card shop is two hours away. Isn't there some kind of distance limit from the home you can travel?

I recall we didn't have a travel limit where I was, but the only time people would travel that far would be if they have family with them and the family is transporting them. Which I doubt Chris would have ready and willing to drive him 2 hours.

That's the mystery, at least for me. I'm not too crazy about theorizing what goes on in his life.

 

[Ophelia]

Maybe someone else in the home had to see a specialist and Chris got to tag along?

 

[Hopkinsville Goblin]

I recall we didn't have a travel limit where I was, but the only time people would travel that far would be if they have family with them and the family is transporting them. Which I doubt Chris would have ready and willing to drive him 2 hours.

That's the mystery, at least for me. I'm not too crazy about theorizing what goes on in his life.

That would make sense given that Gateway Homes is apparently geared towards trying to prep people to get back into the real world. Only confounding factor here is the long distance between the card shop and the home.

Is the distance really that long? The CWCki says the card shop is only half an hour from the Gateway Homes location.

Let's hope the group home doesn't have non-verbal, severely retarded women or girls. I'm sure Chris's finely honed psychic abilities would discern consent if he really concentrated on it and rubbed his bag of magic rocks.

I don't think it does. Gateway is not for people with a primary diagnosis of developmental disorders or significant intellectual impairment, as their website states. I do think Tysinger could have pulled some strings to help Chris get into Gateway.