Off-Topic Troon sightings in the wild

[Cool Dog Returns]

I'm sure I pulled a face and it made her uncomfortable

It would be so easy to just dress as an average dude and thus be able to pass. Sure they would look like a dyel manlet but they would still pass most of the time

But doing so means they become a completely forgetable background character, another drone in the bus

And bitches are allergic to that, they are used to be the center of attention, not being the dude they used to not give two fucks about, but they cant be the chad so the only way to get people to look at them again is to be total circus freaks

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Glad its not my taxes going to pay for these bronies

 

[Fapcop]

. "Sorry dude, but your roommate likes little anime girls and is about two Funko Pops away from showing up in programmer socks and I don't approve of that kind of creepy being in my house" isn't something you can just come out and say when one of the other players wants to know why his friend didn't get invited back after a one shot that was meant to filter out guys like him.

Of course you can say that.

And if more people did, this shit wouldn’t have gotten nearly as widespread.

 

[Unyielding Stupidity]

Saw one recently, an FTM. Thought they were just a regular woman until they opened their mouth and the quintessential FTM voice came out.
This chick was tiny, easily under 5'4, and had an extremely feminine face. Surprisingly, they actually dressed like you'd expect a young man to dress, guess they're actually learning that covering yourself in piercings gives your pooner status away.

Come to think of it, I've legitimately never seen an MTF in real life, yet I see FTMs semi-frequently for some reason. Must be something in the water here.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Of course you can say that.

And if more people did, this shit wouldn’t have gotten nearly as widespread.

You're not wrong, so I must correct myself:
I can't just go and outright say that to the guy's friend and expect him to not only keep coming back, but to not bitch about my TERFiness to the others to try to start some stupid shit.

What I meant to attribute that to was that one of the hurdles to vetting and screening players involves them getting offended that either them or their friend didn't make the cut.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

A homeless looking tranny talked about how he wasn’t allowed on the internet while I was at the public library with my children. Imagine a Chris Chan looking mother fucker but with a crippling crack addiction and a voice of a serial smoker. You could still hear the autist tone though. Thank God I live somewhere that doesn’t have a Soros DA. Needless to say I probably won’t go to the library again.

I found it disturbing that an autist would talk about that out loud in front of a bunch of parents. We weren’t the only ones there and you should’ve seen the face of a Mexican dad. He looked like he was about to cap him on the spot when he looked at his son.

 

[RMQualtrough]

There's a troon called "Ask Hoel" (really). He suicided. All his siblings but one suicided.

He had a son who he beat. The mother of that son is into incest and piss fetishism. She said she'd like to teach the boy how to insert things into his ass.

The boy is a fat ginger wigger bully with no chance of a future.

 

[Tangled Headphones]

I suddenly remembered a troon I saw years ago, I think it was the first MtF I'd seen irl.
I had a friend, he came into the store where I worked with some of his friends, one of them was the smallest man I had ever seen. Maybe like 5'4, literal neckbeard, not fat though but long greasy/thin hair. He looked disgusting. A bit like Cyrax if he had a human shaped skeleton and a little more hair.
Later on that friend and I were talking and I mention "the guy you were with wearing the mlp belt"
"Oh that's Rose, she's a trans woman." I look up "Rose" on his friends list and find him, looking exactly the same but with lipstick. It was the first time I realized a man could change absolutely nothing about his appearance and his liberal, virtue signaling friends will still call him "she" and go along with it.
This friend told me that he went to a party once with some of Rose's friends, but left once that friends dogs began presenting themselves sexually to him and assured me that "Rose had no idea her friends were zoophiles!"
Funnily he told me he tried to have sex with Rose and Rose's gf, however Rose suddenly developed narcolepsy and fell asleep. He fully believed this.

 

[HarblMcDavid]

Keffals Hunch? Check.
More at home in a maytag store? Check.
Towers over everyone in flats? Check.
Voice wasn't quite right for a man or a woman? Check.

Not a recent sighting, but figure it was worth posting since I found the pictures recently. Frankly could be way worse but that might have to do with the uniform requirements reigning things in.

 

[Luna Lilo]

Recently I sat at the downtown marketplace fountain to enjoy the spring sunrays, and one by one 3 homeless likely schizophrenic troons stopped by to dig through the trashcan next to me.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Had my first experience seeing someone with top surgery in the wild the other day at work. The bearded FTM was waiting for a curbside order in her car, complete with Hello Kitty steering wheel cover, and had the stereotypical Kermit voice as she talked to someone on the phone. My brain kept screaming at me to look at her (lack) of chest and the top of her stomach, even as I gave her her order. It's one thing seeing that mutilation in pictures and another to see it in the flesh, so to speak. I felt very uncomfortable afterward.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Clocked a troon at the gym today, saw a "girl" doing exercises,long hair, makeup, womens workout clothes, but the facial features looked suspiciously male, I look at their shoulders, maybe a bit wide, then I see that their chest is almost flat, bitchtits at best, and then i caught their profile, yep, adams apple.

 

[Slur Generator]

Clocked a troon at the gym today, saw a "girl" doing exercises,long hair, makeup, womens workout clothes, but the facial features looked suspiciously male, I look at their shoulders, maybe a bit wide, then I see that their chest is almost flat, bitchtits at best, and then i caught their profile, yep, adams apple.

Can post op troons even lift heavy weights without their insides gushing out? Mostly thinking about the lower body. Theres a lot of fuckign strain there.

 

[Stoicism Is For Losers]

Can post op troons even lift heavy weights without their insides gushing out? Mostly thinking about the lower body. Theres a lot of fuckign strain there.

Maybe they were pre-op, they looked really fit so maybe they hadn't started doing HRT very long ago, HRT makes you fat after all

 

[The King of Squats]

theres this mtf tranny at my high school who looks malnourished and freakishly tall (think scp-096 or the rake) wears a pokemon beanie and unironically dresses like chris chan with the greasy hair, leggings, jean skirt, scarf and long sleeve shirt its fucking disgusting

theres another mtf that is (slightly??) more convincing though he just looks like a femboy, he hangs out with this girl i kept making fun of for being a moron so he yelled some swear at me or some shit, i called him a cunt. i bet if that girl wasnt by him he wouldnt be saying shit to me trans people are weak and only have a big mouth when other people are around to back them up

 

[FinnSven]

I was talking with my mom on the phone and she mentioned to me that a tranny is now working at a clothing store that she liked to shop at. Long, greasy hair, fat, and no attempt to change his voice or act like a woman at all. She asked me why men want to be women these days and I couldn't really answer her without sperging about AGPs and other stuff so I advised her to shop at other places that are troon-free.

This should be raised a bit more.

Men lurking around dressing rooms in women’s clothes shops is only acceptable when it’s insanely bored straight men holding shopping bags and quietly wondering why she has to try on thirty odd dresses so she can buy exactly none of them.

*Edit
Maybe a gay best friend who can prance, mince and squeal at every dress she puts on can be permitted.*

Men in dresses going into the changing areas used to be considered a sex crime. Now it is lauded.

On a semi related note, an a-level sociology teacher of mine took us on a field trip to a shopping mall to see how the public reacted to some non-conforming behavior, in the 90s.
He went into several women’s clothing shops and asked to try on a dress.
Two of the stores had reserved separate dressing rooms for the purpose, the ones with men and women’s clothing offered to take a dress to the men’s changing area for him, and only one actually refused outright.

To be fair I think that is and was a more sensible way to handle the situation. No women made uncomfortable, but of course, these days not letting men say they are women and walk into a changing room is worse than forced labor and gas chambers.

 

[NerdShamer]

Clocked a troon at the gym today, saw a "girl" doing exercises,long hair, makeup, womens workout clothes, but the facial features looked suspiciously male, I look at their shoulders, maybe a bit wide, then I see that their chest is almost flat, bitchtits at best, and then i caught their profile, yep, adams apple.

Did they took a selfie for Reddit?

 

[glass_houses]

This should be raised a bit more.

Men lurking around dressing rooms in women’s clothes shops is only acceptable when it’s insanely bored straight men holding shopping bags and quietly wondering why she has to try on thirty odd dresses so she can buy exactly none of them.

*Edit
Maybe a gay best friend who can prance, mince and squeal at every dress she puts on can be permitted.*

Men in dresses going into the changing areas used to be considered a sex crime. Now it is lauded.

On a semi related note, an a-level sociology teacher of mine took us on a field trip to a shopping mall to see how the public reacted to some non-conforming behavior, in the 90s.
He went into several women’s clothing shops and asked to try on a dress.
Two of the stores had reserved separate dressing rooms for the purpose, the ones with men and women’s clothing offered to take a dress to the men’s changing area for him, and only one actually refused outright.

To be fair I think that is and was a more sensible way to handle the situation. No women made uncomfortable, but of course, these days not letting men say they are women and walk into a changing room is worse than forced labor and gas chambers.

About fifteen years ago, I was clothes shopping with my mother. There was a small group of late teens/early twenties in the shop, two girls, two boys. Well, I retired to the change rooms... and so did they. All four of them crammed into the one stall to watch one of the girls try on different tops, and kept a running commentary. They weren't quiet and I quickly found out that they were two heterosexual couples, and neither male thought it strange that their male friend was looking at their girlfriend in her undies. At one point a male left the cubicle to get more clothes. He returned and since there were no doors, only curtains, he swept open my curtain, said, "whoops, sorry, my mistake", shut it again and reentered the cubicle next to mine. At that point I wrapped it up, dressed, and left.

I was on new meds and was in a very chemically induced mellow mood and really didn't care about anything at that point, but my mother was seething and furious. It's worth noting that the two males were very effeminate in their long hair, voices, body language and gestures and if they hadn't referred to the girls as their girlfriends I would have pegged them as a pair of very camp fags. Instead at the time I thought that they were very late holdovers from the metro trend.

Who knows, really.

 

[DDR Yoga]

A school mate of mine transitioned way before it was cool - sometime in the 00s. He was the smelly kid in class. I felt sorry for him as I got older as he obviously wasn't from the best of homes. He was fairly bright though and showed no obvious signs of feminity. No one could believe it when he turned up on facebook with lumps under his shirt. I'd give him an 8/10 for passability though. You probably wouldn't clock him if you were staring at the sun or waiting for a cataracts operation.

My mother and I were once served by him (cosplaying as a woman) at some reception desk a while ago. No one said anything. It was kind of sad. I wanted to say "Hi Barry" but what the hell are you meant to do?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I saw countless troons during the Great Outage of '23. Such is life in this metropolis. Most have faded from memory already, but one stands out:

-Face like a guy you'd get from Central Casting if you ordered "50 year old mob hitman."
-Gut like a watermelon stuffed in a turkducken.
-Wig stolen from the Wendy's mascot.
-Stiletto heels.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

On our way out of Costco, I saw a teenage boy in the fakest, most troonish wig I think I've ever seen in my life working the customer service desk. It was so incredibly plastic, cheap and fake looking, and the style and color managed to make it that much worse. It had two huge anime pigtails on the sides with overly-full bangs, basically at least five full heads worth of "hair" on one wig, but it gets worse. It was one of those two-tone abominations in pastel pink and blue split down the middle.

During a rare Walmart trip, I just barely glanced one of those lanky TIMs in an attempt at 2000s style emo clothes, complete with black and white horizontally striped programmer socks and arm warmers. What is it with Tim and his obsession with wearing oversized graphics tees with skirts? Even when I was a little kid back then, I never saw other girls of any age dress like that.

There were at least two others that I currently can't recall that happened during the outage. It's like they just knew, somehow.