Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

- Mandy attention whored to Nick 'KF wants me to join',

Join, don't join -- Kiwifarms doesn't give a fuck. Just because a couple of people posted that she should get an account rather than lurking

KF present as '6 foot, 6 figure gigachads' who have wide social and professional experience, but all the people he has met has some social disorder.

Presumably, Nick also falls into that category? Judging by what we know of Nick's own career, I'd be embarrassed to measure myself against anybody else's professional experience. I'm betting most of us aren't trust fund babies though.

Also: We're back!

 

[Spaded Dave]

This motherfucker literally thinks he's some free speech martyr and compares himself to the "strong men of tribulation". He talks like he's making some grand sacrifice for the betterment of everyone else by saying whatever he wants with no filter. It's so fucking cringe. It used to be "Yeah I'll say what I want because I'm my own boss" and now it has more "I'm the second coming of Jesus" vibes. He's bought way too much into his own bullshit.

 

[Skint]

This motherfucker literally thinks he's some free speech martyr and compares himself to the "strong men of tribulation". He talks like he's making some grand sacrifice for the betterment of everyone else by saying whatever he wants with no filter. It's so fucking cringe. It used to be "Yeah I'll say what I want because I'm my own boss" and now it has more "I'm the second coming of Jesus" vibes. He's bought way too much into his own bullshit.


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"Any fucking looser faggot who wants to say that someone can't say something because it offends their sensibilities should be strung up and shot in the fucking street"

I've missed these drunken, nonsensical and contradictory rants. It's one or the other, Nickyboy. You can't be a freeze peach Jesus figure if you're also smothering all dissent anywhere you have even the smidgen of power over, all while seething at places you don't.

Also, is it just me or did his hairline got even thinner?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

How many ex or current members are now maybe lurkers or posters who would've never known to check here in the first place for current events?

I likely wouldn't have known about the farms if not for Nick talking about it so I directly attribute my joining to Nick talking about the farms itself if not his thread specifically.

Originally it was to follow Ralph drama, not Nick drama, but here we are.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

We are so back!

Anyway, Nick did a LOCALS call in show on Monday night. He suddenly wants to add variety to the LOCALS shows and not make them low-effort tack-ons. (As opposed to what he has been doing) He was allegedly always leery about this, buy now he can do it.

He takes all his direction from this thread's valid criticism. I am going to stop giving him ideas.

Here are the highlights of the menagerie that called in, plus Nick's comments.

Spoiler

Karaoke with LR soon. He will force her on.

Maybe car video Tuesday.

He is on with Cecil Tuesday

he doesnt understand people who say he doesnt stream. He thinks they are all daysteeam people and claims to stream 4-5 days a week.

Nick, you disappeared for almost a week in Vegas and then a week in Philly with almost no contact

People are supposedly mad about 18 hour trial streams not being a thing and hate Camelot. Friday show will be the same regardless of the blowback. he acknowledgedthat there are 'a lot' of people with this negative opinion.

Nick feels a lot of the recent shows have been forced but he Monday show was great.

Call-in summaries:

Phigs - Got job after 4 year unemployment. Lived with parents in that time. Wanted to ask how to run LOCALS page. Nick says copy Barnes and Viva.

Meffistoe - Does film reviews on his show. Israeli nightlife is sex segregated. The Women stay bhurka'd, but the men get wild and strip to underwear.

Nick says everyone should get naked. Nick and LR get propositions ALL the time, allegedly, but never at a nude beach. Nick knows actual swingers and they make it work, but they are the exception. Nick doesn't endorse. Scheduling is hard on other shows becuase he never knows what is going to happen with the kids, wife, and nanny. Paradoxically Nick knows what is going on within a week, buy outside web that, he can't predict anything

Donald Gooch - Professor at SFA who quit LOCALS in fear of logging.

Nick defends CRT as a tool for a time and places. Nick has been busy every day so can't do day trial streams. (Yes, EVERY DAY. Forget he did it many times before.) He has an appointment Tuesday 2 hours away. Nick will do VIP tickets for dinner or drinks for the elites. Doing a trial shoves all his shit onto LR. Depp caused stress on his family relationships.

Sully - Lives in SC and attended last years Matsuri.

Nick wants 300 people in Nashville. He hasn't locked down a venue yet since he allegedly has someone doing that for him.

J. Conant - He is a barman. Brought up a weirdo conspiracy theorist he wants Nick to look up CIA funds drugs, 9/11 truther, and peak oil drives global conflict now.

DropBarracuda- Wants Nick to do stand up comedy. Asked about inside trading on NFTs.

Nick says no federal regulation yet, but AttorneyTom ans others are suing for fraud pump-and-dump tactics in civil court.

Ann Bell Feinstien - An uninteresting Jew. Modthat's. YT for Louis Rossman. Wants Nick to talk copyright to her tiny writing group. Mentions that she and her husband have the Dick VanDyke sleeping arrangement for the last 15 years, randomly.

Shelly - T3 - Streamer who got sick and quit her job and talks men and women relations with Koolfrog (another streamer). Wants LR on the show more. Seems to be one of the LOCALS thots.

Mistie - Male who attended Vegas. He works at a radio station for broadcasting in CA 26 years in the industry. Got cancelled becuase he ripped on a town government in AZ. Got rehired and beat cancel culture. Runs Rumble channel 'The Raw'. Lives in Bullhead City, NV or CA.

Nick hears that people in LOCALS bitch about him not being there. He wants to try to interact more.

Ikaika Aguiar - Native Hawaii on Kuai. He runs a shuttle service on the island he wants to advertise on Nick's show via superchat. Asks for permission. Asked Nick to educate him on the Hawaaian cane sugar farmers.

Lazy Bastard - Retired military vet on disability from CA. Sucked Nick's dick thr whole time ans was on longer than any other person.

Brought up disloyal fans complaining. He thinks people are being disingenuous.
He is a nick simp not watching for content. He watches anything with Nick in it. He excuses Nick's shortcomings with burnout due to 'work'.

He is JUST like Nick. His wife says so. He wants to start a podcast hut he's too edgy and would be banned. People don't appreciate Nick's work to give us entertainment for free. The audience doesn't do anything for Nick. Nick cares about audience opinions unlike everyone else online.

Nick says people are telling him he interacts with his audience too much.

Nick's toasts mean the works to some people and people need to respect that. People who do that are not people you want in your life.

Nick says he gets messages about saved marriage amd aborted suicides all the time so he can't change.

LB'ss daughter got in trouble for reading and teaching unbreaded in school. Nick thinks it is hilarious. When asked to stop, LB said no to the superintendant. He watches every show Nick does, and when be gets his ranch in WY ready, invited Nick over.

He was on by far the longest.

Nick will do more of these shows

[\SPOILER]

 

[Chibitzen]

We're back, bitches!

He takes all his direction from this thread's valid criticism. I am going to stop giving him ideas.

I've been saying this. We have become part of production. I guess the Local's $5/mo hugbox of parasocial leaches wasn't very helpful.

My contribution is this gem I found during the drought. The man is true to his word. We can say that about our dearly departed TIC. May you rise again in a theater near you for your next target.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

We're back, bitches!


I've been saying this. We have become part of production. I guess the Local's $5/mo hugbox of parasocial leaches wasn't very helpful.

My contribution is this gem I found during the drought. The man is true to his word. We can say that about our dearly departed TIC. May you rise again in a theater near you for your next target.

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I still find it funny that Nick managed to attract such butt hurt alogs. I wonder which specific promise Nick failed to keep that pissed this idiot off so much he turned into a clown whose sole motivation is the downfall of Nick (and EVS too I guess).

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

Either just before or during the outage, one of the his Locals groupies announced they were going to start streaming. The link was posted in chat and I cant recall if it was on YT or Rumble. Hopefully the log picked it up. I tuned into the stream for about 5 minutes, but it was so cringe I ran as fast as I could.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Either just before or during the outage, one of the his Locals groupies announced they were going to start streaming. The link was posted in chat and I cant recall if it was on YT or Rumble. Hopefully the log picked it up. I tuned into the stream for about 5 minutes, but it was so cringe I ran as fast as I could.

That was nerfMild a.k.a. TheMildOne. He had a 'show' where he got regular views of 8 or so talking about nerd culture. He recently got extra motivation and a tacky rebrand when LOCALS people gave him a crumb of encouragement.

They all want to be streamers like Nick. He tells them how easy it is. He gives them false hope.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Last night's show was pretty alright, reminded me of his old anti-cop streams from 2019, I'm sure he's still a massive faggot everywhere else he goes but at least he finally did a decent show again

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Long time no type...

Here is a summary of interesting things from Nose's last two day streams:

- He heard about what happened to Kiwifarms and that it might not come back. Here is a reasonably accurate quote. The actual quote came from the first 7 minutes of his car livestream:

'I heard something about Kiwifarms not coming back... They should have their free speech, I guess, but they really make it hard to defend them. I don't know, I think that over the past ?few? years they have really lost their soul...'

- He has deputised Mandy_K (the first to post bobs in LOCALS chat and consummate attention whore) to find out which other nominal females would like to participate in his 'dating from a woman's perspective' show that he wants to do with female content creators. It would be to talk about the issue from the woman's perspective in current year and be a counter to red-pill ideology he thinks is overblown.

- Nick did a call-in show, and he is going to try to do more in the AM hours. X to doubt...

- Nick got called out on having less day content and things in his hot tub stream, and he said that things got crazy with 'drama' in December with the DISCORD shutting down and all that, then the lawsuit, and it wrecked his whole plan for the year.

EDIT: I actually looked at the notes I took and found 3 more entries in the notebook

- He claims a lot of the times he cancels a show, cannot do something in the day, or generally has no time to plan, it is because he has weekly appointments (e.g. chiropractor) that LR schedules each week in the middle of the morning/afternoon and that are 2 hours away.

- He is also supposed to go on Crowder to talk about the Trump civil suit appeal chances, so he 'will have to do some research for that and read up on the documents' beforehand.

-He is antsy and anxious to hear back from the judge in his case and the ethic complaint. He think they have had enough time and should be able to come to a decision soon. (struck me a wishful thinking).

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

'I heard something about Kiwifarms not coming back... They should have their free speech, I guess, but they really make it hard to defend them. I don't know, I think that over the past ?few? years they have really lost their soul..

Over the past few years? So the entire time he's known about the sight it's been a soulless husk that's hard to defend? I wonder what could have changed his full throated free speech extremist stance he's held since starting his channel, it really makes you think.

 

[feral cat #6385]

'I heard something about Kiwifarms not coming back... They should have their free speech, I guess, but they really make it hard to defend them. I don't know, I think that over the past ?few? years they have really lost their soul...'

Oh that's rich coming from a COOM brained moron who threw away his career because he can't stop thinking about COOMing.

When we were down, my cat lost his battle with cancer. Sucks man. I blame Liz Dong Gone. My cat was an avid reader of Kiwi Farms and with the site down he lost the will to live.

 

[Strix454]

'I heard something about Kiwifarms not coming back... They should have their free speech, I guess, but they really make it hard to defend them. I don't know, I think that over the past ?few? years they have really lost their soul...'

Like every cow, he thinks the farms is great until it says something about him that he doesn't like and then its the devil.

As far as Nick doing a women's show on dating, I can't see that working at all. It doesn't work anymore than Nick pretending that that he has not been platforming and promoting red pills just about forever.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

On Nick's Car stream he was at The Grove Centre.

He picked up Raising Cain's chicken in the centre, but there is a health clinic there too...

The mentions of his 'weekly' appointments are intriguing...


LOCALS says this thread isn't the REAL KF and we/Cynthia destroyed the Chat. This weird conflating of KF and Cynthia is srtange... It has got to be some kind of psychological 'transference', in the technical term, for rage and regret.

It is the same thing that the group mocks ANTIFA and the like for doing: i.e. calling every American political rival a 'nazi' when they mean 'someone I do not like'.

Spoiler: LOCALS Musings

EDIT: Format

 

[Potatoherder]

He has deputised Mandy_K (the first to post bobs in LOCALS chat and consummate attention whore) to find out which other nominal females would like to participate in his 'dating from a woman's perspective' show that he wants to do with female content creators. It would be to talk about the issue from the woman's perspective in current year and be a counter to red-pill ideology he thinks is overblown.

He should have Drex on for a struggle session with all his locals thots. That would be great. If it happens it's just going to be a bunch of women upset 'there are no good men' while Nick attacks more popular creators.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

When we were down, my cat lost his battle with cancer. Sucks man

I'm sorry for your loss my dude.

I know Internet thoughts and prayers are useless, but I'll be thinking of you both tonight anyways.

I have a 15-year-old Black Lab who gets frailer by the day who is my whole world.

The day is coming fast and I'm not ready for it.

 

[Chibitzen]

- Nick got called out on having less day content and things in his hot tub stream, and he said that things got crazy with 'drama' in December with the DISCORD shutting down and all that, then the lawsuit, and it wrecked his whole plan for the year.

How does Discord drama stop anyone from working for an entire year? Is his disability "butthurt"?

 

[Nothing To Say Here]

On Nick's Car stream he was at The Grove Centre.

Thats Grove Health Dental behind him (Maple Mn?) Thats a pretty innocuous thing to lie about if he was lying. I’d have doubts he’s hiding anything there.

edit for correct location question Maple Grove MN?

 

[AnOminous]

He has an excuse for everything he doesn't want to do, and if not he can make one up. I know someone who asks for advice, and when I give them advice to try to handle their scenario, they instead opt to completely ignore it.

Nick is pretty much this meme personified.

When we were down, my cat lost his battle with cancer. Sucks man. I blame Liz Dong Gone. My cat was an avid reader of Kiwi Farms and with the site down he lost the will to live.

I hate when my cats die. Sorry. Also fuck Dong-Gone. That cat murdering fucking asshole. That brick-faced cat-murdering fucking worthless goddamn chink. God I hate chinks.