Lolcow STEELEWORLDWIDE / TRENTSTEELE1 / Trent Steele / Adam Azaltovic - Malt Liquor Evangelist, Alcoholic, McDonald's Connoisseur, Harasses Random People On The Street

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Trent is on location in Manhattan covering the Trump stuff. In a previous video he said he would wear his Hooters racing jersey and MAGA hat. And he's got a 42 of OE800 at 9 AM, so this should be a good time.

Spoiler: videos

Spoiler: local archives

Lotta people taking pictures and filming him as he yells at them, hopefully this gives Trent some much-needed exposure.

 

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Trent had a fairly productive outing, nothing too crazy but he got to yell at random people and annoy the press. Here he is yelling at some manlet reporter for standing on a box.

Trent is back home now and has declared victory. He enjoys some chicken nuggies with BBQ sauce.

Trent complains about the prices of malt liquor in Manhattan ($5 for a 40) and says that he was only as well-behaved as he was because the shop was out of St. Ides.

Trent sums up his drunken yelling at random people in public to cause mild annoyance:

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[NoodleFucker3000]

This is a delightful thread.

 

[AMHOLIO]

SCUD you beautiful bastard this man has been making me smile all morning, fine work OP, fine work.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Trent was escorted out of Philadelphia city hall after "auditing" the election office.
The audit:

This is very uncomfortable and awkward and not very entertaining, at least to me. He just goes into the office and bothers them for several minutes.

The escorting out:

So far, Trent has been good about doing just enough to piss people off but not enough to get arrested but he toes that line more and more each day. He was, of course, drunk, as evidenced by this video from earlier that day:

Spoiler: local archives

Quite an exciting day for our boy!

 

[Big Nasty]

MOLT LIKKER

A guy at some other forum posted a lot of Steeleworldwide videos and ran a dedicated thread about him and the McRib episodes in particular. Pretty funny.
Haven't personally seen him as a lolcow, just as a guy dedicated to working a gimmick.

Nice thread

 

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Trent celebrated Good Friday with some fish and malt liquor, as is Catholic tradition. This also shows off a minor trend I've noticed where Trent injects Christmas into every Christian holiday.

 

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Trent is slizzard on the ave. again. He has this nice altercation while filming random people for no reason:

Not to be deterred, Trent then films himself arguing with some true black kangz (1, 2, 3):

He also went to a baseball game but that's pretty boring. A productive weekend so far!

 

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Trent celebrates his thread leaving PG with another hit dance number.

As he approaches the swill, Trent puts on his best tough guy act. Watch out!

ENJOY A 40oz - Slizzard !​

 

[TV's Adam West]

You may not like it, This is what every American should strive to be.

 

[Trombonista]

If he's been drinking a 40 every other day for 14 years and still alive, then he's probably immortal.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

If he's been drinking a 40 every other day for 14 years and still alive, then he's probably immortal.

It's every day now, and most of the time it's 2 40's a day. Trent is superhuman.


EDIT: I am a retard who forgot to enable audio when I converted these clips to webm format. Please stand by while I fix this. This has been fixed.

In Trent news, he's got fat stacks (short version). He counts them in his doomsday bunker with his expired, vintage malt liquor collection while he enjoys a 42oz OE800. Showing off your money is such a wigger flex.

Spoiler: long version

Trent also makes the bold statement, or dare I say challenge, that malt liquor is "inflation-proof".

ENJOY A 40oz - Counting Money !​

 

[cgk qqq]

i look up to this man

 

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Trent celebrates his 14-year Youtube-iversary. Here's to 14 more!

14 Years On YouTube !​

 

[DavidFerrie]

Great troll-/cow/.

He reminds me a bit of the late, great El Duce of The Mentors:

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Trent was arrested for trespassing Friday night. This was aired on On Patrol Live, which airs on the Reelz network in the United States.

This is the best footage of the arrest I could find that isn't a screenshot. Enjoy some guy filming his TV with very poor audio. Trent is performing a "first amendment audit" on the cops as they arrest him.

Spoiler: Arrest Videos

Trent also filmed the event himself.

Spoiler: Trent's Video of the Arrest

"What about the incident itself that led to his arrest?" you may ask. Never fear, Trent recorded that too!

Spoiler: Video of the trespass

Trent spent the night in jail and according to him he has to pay a fine. Here is a supercut of his recollection of the events, taken from one MLV.

CHUG A 40oz - Fresh Out of Jail !​

In closing, Trent is Not Mad that this happened.

If anyone has higher quality video of the OPL footage of the arrest, please post it in the thread. I have been completely unable to locate it myself.

 

[Flaming Dumpster]

If anyone has higher quality video of the OPL footage of the arrest, please post it in the thread. I have been completely unable to locate it myself.

It's On Patrol Live S01E79. I've downloaded it but Avidemux is completely and utterly braindead so I gotta figure that out.

Edit: Figured it out (thanks ffmpeg). The forum is operating at a glacial pace so here's a YouTube upload instead.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

I'm so happy there's a thread on at least one malt liquor youtuber. A friend of mine and I have been occasionally checking in to see how the community is doing and it's one of the funniest rabbit holes to fall into. Would it be possible to have a thread on the whole 40oz community if it's interesting enough? I'd really love to see one and contribute. Making alcoholism your hobby is hilarious.

 

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It's On Patrol Live S01E79. I've downloaded it but Avidemux is completely and utterly braindead so I gotta figure that out.

Edit: Figured it out (thanks ffmpeg). The forum is operating at a glacial pace so here's a YouTube upload instead.

Thanks for this. It's amazing watching the interaction from the other side.

I'm so happy there's a thread on at least one malt liquor youtuber. A friend of mine and I have been occasionally checking in to see how the community is doing and it's one of the funniest rabbit holes to fall into. Would it be possible to have a thread on the whole 40oz community if it's interesting enough? I'd really love to see one and contribute. Making alcoholism your hobby is hilarious.

That might be cool but someone else would have to give it a go because the only ML youtuber I follow is Trent. There's clearly a lot of lore and all sorts of interesting characters.

 

[One-Eyed Willies Treasure]

That might be cool but someone else would have to give it a go because the only ML youtuber I follow is Trent. There's clearly a lot of lore and all sorts of interesting characters.

I'm still very newfag but I might look into drafting one. The thing I'd be most worried about is tracking down other channels and trying to find links in the community. There's nowhere on the internet where these guys talk outside of YouTube vids and comments afaik. Who would have guessed that a bunch of alcoholic boomers would be so unorganized and tech illiterate.