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When will Jack drop dead?

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Qali just posted the following on Insta. Reminder that this guy thinks that rejecting a HVAC job that was given to him via his grandfather, and opting for a 7-Eleven convenience store manager is part of "the grind". Also he's constantly hanging out around high school kids, rather than having normal similarly-aged friends doing adult things:

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Besides his lusty for young men may I point out the other 2 guys are clothed like young professionals and this asshat looks like a guy who'd expect to be working at a 7-11 who is married and, in his 20s. Way to keep it on brand junior.
 
this asshat looks like a guy who'd expect to be working at a 7-11 who is married and, in his 20s. Way to keep it on brand junior.

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If you could read the mind of the guy on the right it would be "Take a look at this fuckin fag!"
Just, the socks with sandals alone is enough to make you want to backhand his face off.
Then your eyes travel upwards and notice the tiny flamboyant shorts, the tiny meme t-shirt, the little gold necklace, the scruffy neckbeard, just.... fuckin jesus christ man.
That's not even factoring in the things we know about him but can't see, like the tattoo that looks like Jesus was hit with an acid attack, the fact that the walls in his bedroom have punch-holes in them because he's an angry little manbaby, the fact that his father is a stroked-out effeminate cowardly bitch, and the fact that his "rap songs" make Unkle Adams look like DMX.
If he thinks this is what Peacocking means then he needs to go back to his PUA manual and read beyond chapter 1.
 
This is obviously propaganda, but it's the video that made me wary.
I only skipped around a few times in the video, but one gigantic flawed argument I saw them make was that soy contains trace amounts of glyphosate. Yes, it does. However, farmers aren't spraying tons of that on their crops because it's expensive and they don't want to waste money. Him just being scary isn't the big flaw in his reasoning, though. Meat also contains glyphosate because cows and chickens and such eat crops sprayed with glyphosate as well. He conveniently left that out of his video, because of course he did.

Red 3 is also found in tons of food, not just fake meat. Including red candy. Although fake meats are now switching to heme, which is not red 3 obviously.

Hexane is used in a ton of food, including most cooking oils.

No, I am not saying fake meats are good for you. Real meat, depending on the cut and type, is probably healthier in most cases. However, I skipped around to a few parts in that video, and each of the points they made were retarded.

tofu is good when it's prepared right! i usually marinate mine overnight and eat it with rice and veggies the next day, it's pretty satisfying and keeps me full all day
Tofu in stir fries can be really good. I prefer chicken but sometimes switch it up to tofu. Tofu absorbs the flavor of whatever you cook it with, so it can be super good
 
Honestly I can see it being used if you just want to make a quick burger or making burgers in bulk for other people like at a BBQ or for some sort of event.
I'll add "when it goes on sale cheap enough that it's cheaper by weight than non-discounted regular ground beef" to the list of instances where I'd say it's acceptable to buy it. But then you also have to make sure it's just preformed ground beef, not ground beef mixed with a bunch of fillers (you can still grill those up for a party, but I'm not putting them in my freezer and calling them "ground beef").
 
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Tofu in stir fries can be really good. I prefer chicken but sometimes switch it up to tofu. Tofu absorbs the flavor of whatever you cook it with, so it can be super good

Anyway, like I was sayin', tofu is the fruit of the chinks. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, tofu-kabobs, tofu creole, tofu gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple tofu, lemon tofu, coconut tofu, pepper tofu, tofu soup, tofu stew, tofu salad, tofu and potatoes, tofu burger, tofu sandwich. That- that's about it.
 
Qali just posted the following on Insta. Reminder that this guy thinks that rejecting a HVAC job that was given to him via his grandfather, and opting for a 7-Eleven convenience store manager is part of "the grind". Also he's constantly hanging out around high school kids, rather than having normal similarly-aged friends doing adult things:

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This is an old video, right? Seem to remember him putting this out a couple of years ago
 
I'll add "when it goes on sale cheap enough that it's cheaper by weight than non-discounted regular ground beef" to the list of instances where I'd say it's acceptable to buy it. But then you also have to make sure it's just preformed ground beef, not ground beef mixed with a bunch of fillers (you can still grill those up for a party, but I'm not putting them in my freezer and calling them "ground beef").
I never buy the pre-formed patties unless, like you said, it was super cheap and then I'd just use it as ground beef or mix it with other ground beef. I always season my ground beef before forming it into patties for burgers, so buying pre-formed patties to just use seems pointless to me.
 
Tofu is shit, why take marsh flesh when you can have perfectly fine veggies? (I am not a pajeet and resent that they stole beef tallow from the US fast food market)
You just haven't had it prepared properly. Sure a big old block of it all by itself is kinda nasty but if prepared or spiced just right it can be decent.

Sure not my first choice but having lived in Japan for 10 years you kinda get used to it.

tofu is good when it's prepared right! i usually marinate mine overnight and eat it with rice and veggies the next day, it's pretty satisfying and keeps me full all day
Squeeze out the water from the extra firm variety, cook it in a bit of oil until it gets all crispy on both sides then dip it in a mixture of soy sauce, garlic, ginger and something like gochujang or one of it's counterparts tobanjan or dobanjiang for a bit of kick.

Qali just posted the following on Insta. Reminder that this guy thinks that rejecting a HVAC job that was given to him via his grandfather, and opting for a 7-Eleven convenience store manager is part of "the grind". Also he's constantly hanging out around high school kids, rather than having normal similarly-aged friends doing adult things:

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Could Q-tard Qali look more like a faggot?

I never buy the pre-formed patties unless, like you said, it was super cheap and then I'd just use it as ground beef or mix it with other ground beef. I always season my ground beef before forming it into patties for burgers, so buying pre-formed patties to just use seems pointless to me.
It is pointless unless you're cooking for a large amount of people. If it's just you it takes no time to form the patty, season with salt and pepper and grill it up. Or use that cast iron skillet to good use.
 
Cilantro in bruschetta...
Coconut oil? wtf? Talking about it being lighter than olive oil because olive oil coats your tongue? Olive oil is it's own damned flavor.

Cilantro? WHY??? Of all the damned herbs to use, cilantro instead of basil? Just because they're both green doesn't mean they're substitutes for eachother.

And the fucking retard couldn't open a plastic jar?

"couple pinches of parmsesan cheese" it's at least half a cup.

Heaping piles of raw minced garlic... claims they're italian... no Jr, you're not italian unless it's because Tammy is.

"little bit of balsamic" proceeds to fucking drown it in the shit.

Again talking about olive oil being too thick and coating his tongue.. wtf? How are you going to claim to be italian, swap basil for fucking cilantro, hate olive oil... Apparently coating everything in coconut oil is healthier than using olive oil, becase you know... the scalfatti's are the people to trust for info about what's healthy.

Fatty can't eat it on camera without dumping it down his chest so he just stares at Tammy and Jr. eating it, and can't help but subconciously try to unhinge his jaw to insert food-like substances. Then Jr. has to walk off camera to the sink because he's dropping it all over... gee maybe ya put too much shit on top and I dunno... failed to toast the bread so it's floppy?
 
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The fat fucks are using virgin coconut oil. It’s going to taste like fucking coconut. Refined coconut oil will have the coconut flavor removed through the refining process. Fucking distgusting.

Retards admit they don even know how to pronounce bruschetta. Italian my ass.

Nice $5 tub of cilantro. A fresh bunch costs $1. Other legit objections to cilantro have been raised which I won’t repeat.

That garlic is going to taste like shit. It tastes old and loses all freshness when it’s minced and packed like that. I wouldn’t expect anything less from this Mushbrain family.

Jr. should be shot for opening the bread that way. Why open it that way? I can’t even fathom a reason.

End result - FAIL.
 
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man


He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
 
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