💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

  • 🏰 The Fediverse is up. If you know, you know.
  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • April-May 2024

    Votes: 6 0.4%

  • June-July 2024

    Votes: 17 1.1%

  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.2%

  • October-November 2024

    Votes: 37 2.4%

  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 2.8%

  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 16.6%

  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 252 16.2%

  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

    Votes: 902 58.0%
  • Total voters
    1,556
83B93AA9-2217-42EC-866A-20FB08BC79D9.jpeg
The fat fucks are using virgin coconut oil. It’s going to taste like fucking coconut. Refined coconut oil will have the coconut flavor removed through the refining process. Fucking distgusting.

Retards admit they don even know how to pronounce bruschetta. Italian my ass.

Nice $5 tub of cilantro. A fresh bunch costs $1. Other legit objections to cilantro have been raised which I won’t repeat.

That garlic is going to taste like shit. It tastes old and loses all freshness when it’s minced and packed like that. I wouldn’t expect anything less from this Mushbrain family.

Jr. should be shot for opening the bread that way. Why open it that way? I can’t even fathom a reason.

End result - FAIL.
 
I hope the Italian government watched the bruschetta video and preemptively forbids them all to step foot on Italian soil for eternity, that is a disgrace
 
I've missed all my fellow Jack-Offs, glad to be back.

New video today from fat fuck featuring closeted homosexual Christian friend:
Closeted homosexual Christian friend is the only "friend" that visited Jack in the hospital/nursing home. How sweet.
 
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man


He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
 
Last edited:
Nothing To Say Here said:
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZeSx86JsUk
He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
Click to expand...
Jesus christ, he can't even see the bacon in the salad and tell wtf he's looking at.

Of course Fatty also wanted "moar cheese". And the slumped on the couch look... fuck he does look like he's half dead.

Fascist Frederick said:
I've missed all my fellow Jack-Offs, glad to be back.

New video today from fat fuck featuring closeted homosexual Christian friend:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGv49aNMFJ4Closeted homosexual Christian friend is the only "friend" that visited Jack in the hospital/nursing home. How sweet.
Click to expand...
The damn dog sounds utterly miserable.

Fatty trying to explain how to cut up ribs... and the membrane "it gets cooked off" no Fatty, it doesn't get cooked off, that's why people remove it you fat fuck. Claims mustard is a mild taste and hates it on ribs, sure because mustard doesn't taste like sugar which is what he prefers to dump all over his BBQ.
Ingredients: Sugar, salt, honey powder (refined syrup sugar, honey sugar), spices including, paprika, dextrose sugar, dehydrated garlic, celery, no greater than 2% silicon dioxide to prevent caking & spice extractives.
Click to expand...
And the sauce he used, because of course fatty needs a rub and sauce... just more sugar.

And of course he had to toss in a stick of butter because he needs moar grease.

"This could win a competiton" yeah sure it could Fatty. Your own sauce couldn't win shit, using someone else's pre-made sauce and rub isn't going to win anything either.

He's claiming that mushroom burger "casserole" bullshit he did it by himself? What? And the stupid bruschetta was recorded BEFORE the stroke? Mushbrain has seriously fucking lost it. He can't even keep track of who did the cooking in his damn videos or when they were recorded when it's obvious to the audience.
 
Nothing To Say Here said:
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZeSx86JsUk
He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
Click to expand...
That stroke eyeball is slowly closing shut. One more stroke & it'll be useless. Fatty fatting about looking like a zombie. Sounds about right.
 
Nothing To Say Here said:
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZeSx86JsUk
He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
Click to expand...
He looks just horrible.
Fata v3 said:
The Scalfani home has now sold - I.e. under contract

Click to expand...
yeahright.png
 
Fascist Frederick said:
I've missed all my fellow Jack-Offs, glad to be back.

New video today from fat fuck featuring closeted homosexual Christian friend:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGv49aNMFJ4Closeted homosexual Christian friend is the only "friend" that visited Jack in the hospital/nursing home. How sweet.
Click to expand...
I've known elderly and ill people, that just suffer in silence and refuse to ask from help when they really have a support network of friends and neighbors to draw upon. Also I've known people like Jack that will when it suits them imagine up friendships and relationships with people when they discover they need help. Often being cunning enough to identify decent people who won't just tell them to fuck off.
 
Bland Crumbs said:
He looks just horrible.

View attachment 5120098
Click to expand...
The treadmill was Tammy's ruse to get Jack to do some physio and try to walk a bit. She would hang a piece of MeeT from the ceiling so he would, in theory, walk on the treadmill to try to catch it.

Foolishly she didn't realise that Jack can dislocate his jaw and lash his tongue out like a chameleon to consoom his MeeT.

ScalfaniEats.GIF
 
Blobby's Murder Knife said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XPp0F31j9vACilantro in bruschetta...
Click to expand...
Yeah this recipe is shit.

Bruschetta needs a few things. One is olive oil. That's crucial. Second is garlic. Third is fresh basil. You can sub in fresh Italian parsley if you want, dried parsley or dried basil if you really have no other choice. No onion, no cilantro... I mean that's just wrong, no jarred garic and fucking coconut oil.

If you're going to brush the bread with oil to crisp it up you do both sides, throw it under the broiler so it gets some color or stick it in the oven until it actually toasts. Let your tomatoes marinate a bit with your garlic and herbs to let those flavors mix. Spoon it on, add cheese if you really want but it doesn't need more than just a touch of parmesan and then throw it back in the oven for a bit.

One good thing I will say is Jr's knife skills are much better than his Dad's. Small, even chunks of tomato and onion and he used a fucking chef's knife for them.


p1138 said:
Apparently coating everything in coconut oil is healthier than using olive oil, becase you know... the scalfatti's are the people to trust for info about what's healthy.
Click to expand...
He's probably bought into the whole paleo / keto aspect of coconut oil thinking it's somehow better for you when in reality... it might not be. There's studies that say it's got as special kind of fat that is heart healthy but it still raises your cholesterol.

Nothing To Say Here said:
Outage yielded both a fat on the go and cooking with crippled stroke man

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OZeSx86JsUk
He looks near death in the fat on the go. The Wendigo must have been starving and sucking the life out of fatty.


In cooking with stroki, he berates his friends for not loving him enough then whines and bitches more while his butt buddy cooks for him. What a Fuck. Edit to not double post, fucking retard admits to never removing the membrane on ribs. He seriously needs a beating.
Click to expand...
He's slurring so much in this video. I'm betting that Hammy is letting him eat himself to death because there is no way in hell a person who's had 4 strokes, that spent a month in a nursing home has been cleared to eat this stuff.

And Strokebrain strikes again. He couldn't tell there were two halfs of a sandwich in the box.
 
Fascist Frederick said:
I've missed all my fellow Jack-Offs, glad to be back.

New video today from fat fuck featuring closeted homosexual Christian friend:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VGv49aNMFJ4Closeted homosexual Christian friend is the only "friend" that visited Jack in the hospital/nursing home. How sweet.
Click to expand...
That looks pretty good. maybe because he didn't do anything. I'm sure he would have found some way to fuck it up.
 
Glad to be back on. Hatewatching was not the same without you guys.

I like how fatass is so repelled by anything vegetarian that he stood there and watched his family try the bruschetta with that hideous look on his face.

Also, it's absolutely sad that he has taken to just standing in one spot to act like the stroke hasn't completely changed everything. I wonder how long he is gonna burden other people to make his pointless cooking videos.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom