💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[p1138]

Am I the only one who thinks Jack Jr's content is pretty coherent compared to anything Jack Sr. did? Like even before the strokes.

Sure, because he's clearly not as retarded as his father. But that doesn't change the fact that he's still a retard.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

Christian Friend Robert has a woman's ass.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Sure, because he's clearly not as retarded as his father. But that doesn't change the fact that he's still a retard.

They're also both massively gay but in the closet about it.

The only real difference there is Jagoff is into men and Jr is into young boys.

EDIT: Double post.

Christian Friend Robert has a woman's ass.

First thing I thought of:

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

That stroke eyeball is slowly closing shut. One more stroke & it'll be useless. Fatty fatting about looking like a zombie. Sounds about right.

And that rasp in his voice sounds like congestive heart failure. Life By Jen had that same croak shortly before she literally croaked.

 

[densedance]

 

[ZipDisk]

I haven't been able to get to the site because of the Liz virus. Sucks, because we finally got


Cooking With Junior!

Junior was as lost as usual and his food looked bad. Also interesting to see he's on the direct life path of his father, when you would think he would be afraid of that.


Cooking with Ralph!
I actually do remember a video with Jack removing membrane, unlike Jack.
I honestly thought something was wrong with MY dog, they must have Hope tied directly to the baby gate. Why not put the dog upstairs?
This is honestly worse than a Cronenberg, the horror is existential and there is no respite. Even the composition is disturbing, all diagonals.
All the Jack hallmarks are present in the video, but Ralph (I know his real name is robert, but we already have a superior Rob.) does not apply the seasoning like cat litter. Jack is too exhausted to complain.
Even the music is jarring.


Cheesesteak on the go!
Does Jack just sit there insentient while Tammy eats her meal? I could definitely seeing her getting a huge dopamine rush if so.
Jack of course has to eat at home because of his crippling crapulence.
$30 for those two entrees was fucking criminal, that's denny's grade at best. And yes, his decrepitude makes the video even more disturbing than ever.

 

[Whaler]

I love how Jack claimed he did the Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole by himself when he quite clearly had help. Unless you're telling me he had girl hands during that recording for some reason.

 

[biggacracka]

I love how Jack claimed he did the Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole by himself when he quite clearly had help. Unless you're telling me he had girl hands during that recording for some reason.

Maybe it's the wendigo who said that, as he's hopping bodies?

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack does not allow reality to interfere with his narrative. I realize we'll never know the status of the backlog, because JACK doesn't know the status of the backlog.
I've mentioned before I wonder how many videos have fallen through the cracks, or Jack fumblefucking the editing process.

Ironically, I thought Jack on the Go was the more likely series to survive, but with his advanced decay and the Scalfatty shateau selling, both series are in about as precarious position as Jack's steadily declining health. That cheesesteak video really felt like the end of something.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

 

[RollingRock2]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This but with ranch dressing

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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If it's made wrong you blame your greasy and lame sausage fingers, Jack. Computers can't mishear you slurring extra extra extra extra extra thousand island and only give you three more portions.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This doesn’t sound too different from a frozen yogurt shop. Or a salad bar for that matter. I’m sure they’ll still have attendants for if something breaks down or if people like Jack fuck up their own orders, anyway. Gotta keep at least one punching bag for the stroked out crip that can’t even hold a paper bag anymore.

 

[p1138]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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He's too retarded to have actually looked up any information at all about it. Clearly it has staff in attendance and they make a point of indicating that staff have involvement in the video they posted about it.

Fatty's idea of a salad made wrong will be because it involves portion control, and he can't get a bowl 50% filled with meat, cheese, and 8 ounces of dressing.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I can’t help but laugh when Jack cries and screams about things he won’t live long enough to see, like next summer.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This is something that will never affect Jagoff because he doesn't eat salad. And when he does it's either loaded down with meat, dressing or both.

There's the infamous salad with half a container of Thousand Island Dressing on it:

Or the most recent one when he got the Philly Cheese Steak and the second container had a Cobb Salad in it. A "salad" in only the loosest of terms.

Fucker can't eat veggies unless there's cheese, dressing or load of meat along with them.

 

[densedance]

Fucker can't eat veggies unless there's cheese, dressing or load of meat along with them.

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

Jar garlic, dried herbs, add butter, mountain of parmesan cheese on top, complete with tasting face where he goes "mmm" but you can clearly see he hates it, because it's not meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

 

[p1138]

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

"ooh, that's so hot" blows on fork "yeah, I can taste the sawsuj"