Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

[CharlesBarkley]

All these replies calling Bob fat and stupid make me happy. I feel like every time he posts, the reception gets worse and worse.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

I wouldn't wish almost three hours of Generalissimo Blobbo bloviating non-stop to anyone, not even to people I absolutely abhor. I mean, who is it aimed for? Is it a new torture method to rival waterboarding and genital shocking?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is one of my favorite interactions with Bob in awhile. For context, the guy at the top was replying directly to Bob's "Pepsi in a Coke can is still Pepsi"

And before I go any further I want to show off one of the replies from a furry porn artist.

lol coom and sneed, degenerate.

Bob is so incredibly full of himself and dumb that he doesn't realize what kind of self own this is until some rando pops up and throws his intelligent sounding metaphor back in his face. Bob's reasoned and wise response to this is not to ignore it but to double down with a non-point that boils down to "Nuh-uh! Also conservatives suck because they believe in god!" He really is a wonderous cow, our Bob is.

Turns out Florida cannot operate without illegal workers. DeSantis is fucked.

DeSantis should try passing flyers at the WGA pickets, for instance.

I love love love the subtle racism that everyone involved with these tweets has but do not seem to recognize.

"Florida is kicking out illegal aliens and now the state's ground to a halt because there's no one to do the exceptionally low paying, hard labor jobs that are the backbone of any society"

"Why aren't white people flocking back to jobs that they were replaced by cheap labor with? Hmmmm it's almost like we need a disposable workforce to do the jobs we don't like so I can continue to consoom"

"I FUCKING LOVE DISNEY"

"I will kill you" is also a 4-word-sentence.

I mean it's a five word sentence but what do you expect from..."Ass Moments In Transformers History"

What Oliver Jia observes is not limited to Youtube atheists. Among the "public intellectual" atheists, Sam Harris has always been unflinchingly racist, while zero of them has the courage and integrity to speak against the secular creed of Transsexualism, or even address the science of gender differences. The demurred sidestepping of Steven Pinker and Richard Dawkins are especially nauseating, and by so doing they strengthen my personal conviction that no secular morality can ever replace religion.

It needs restated that Bob does not consider himself an atheist, not because at the time people like TJ Kirk and Thunderfoot were kinda gamer gate friendly and in Thunder's case openly anti feminist, because declaring that you're an atheist is the same thing as going around telling everyone that water is wet.

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/483703764470071296

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "Im not even an atheist. Atheis…

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Put Spot the Robo Dog in a tiger costume so it can attempt to scare people and then get easily kicked over?

Bobby apparently thinks "cat in a blender" videos are part of free speech.

By "violence" Bobby surely doesn't mean cats being horribly killed, but sentences like, "You will never be a woman".

Ben "I personally funded Lucas "Keffals" Roberts so I could write a story around him like Kurt Eichenwald" Collins is a fucking idiot who when he sees the search term "cat in a blender" he clicks it so he can cry about it later.

Spoiler: Not for the squeamish, no video (give me some credit)

The title is not some clever name. It's exactly what is sounds like. Some guy puts a kitten in a blender, blitzes the kitten for a little bit, pours what remains of the kitten into some kind of container, and then microwaves it. The cat is still alive when it gets thrown into the microwave.

This became a big stir because *Legend of Zelda chest opening music* fucking tiktok'ers did reaction content for it like it was fucking 2007 and they were watching 2 girls 1 cup. This also led to other faggot influencers on the platform and twitter to declare Jihad on the animal torturer and share the video around because they were faggots on a mission of justice. Allegedly the guy was arrested in China but the only proof we have of that is from faggot influencers on tiktok. Oh btw the very first recorded showing of the video was on the second of May and the arrest announcement was made on the third of May, 10 days prior to Ben's tweet, meaning it was well out of the internet news cycle by the time that piece of shit got around to talk about it in an attempt to make it all brand fucking new.

Bob is just a faggot conductor who's driving his train of thought off of causation cliff. Because we in America have freedom of speech that let some dog eating chink put his video online somewhere, there's no clear indication of where the video originated from as the origin of it was some twitter account who got it from somewhere else). That's the stunted thinking of a child, so yeah typical Bob.

The weird thing, to me at least, while this is horrible and vile this is nothing new to the internet. Bob has been around long enough to have at least heard of NEDM. NEDM stands for Not Even Doom Music and is in reference to a YTMND page that was made showing a cat being burnt alive while music from the original Doom played. Hell, even with the loss of Live Leak you can still go online and find people getting eaten by machinery, industrial accidents, and Mexican cartels peeling the faces off of still living people. Real life horror is nothing new to the internet and for all these coddled retards to act otherwise is embarrassing.

Someone on Youtube did a breakdown.

And I went and skimmed through watched the new footage!

You can see directly in front of him is his laptop with a whole lot of words on it. On his right eye glass you can see something that looks like some kind of bigger monitor/TV

I cannot tell what it is but it looks like it's some kind of streaming service and it never changes in any of the clips.

Spoiler: wall of text

First one lasts just over 5 minutes. He opens up by stating that he's doing this because the almighty algorithm rewards watch time now and he calls what he's doing "an epic compilation, quasi documentary retrospective of your past material". I do not know of a single other person that stitches their old content together in this Frankenstein manner, adds in the barest of commentary, admits that they're only doing this, like this, to make the longest video possible in the hopes that some dumbass watches it all because "it's not exactly getting less expensive to get by in this fucking world". Which, no fucking shit dumbass. If only there were people screaming that shutting everything down was gonna fuck us over royal. He then goes to dunk on The Flash movie for being in development for almost 10 years as part of the Snyderverse or something. It's hard to follow because his jump cuts are pretty bad during this part. At 1:31 there is an incredibly awkward one where he either slows down for effect or that he's getting to the bottom of the page, he pauses, jump cut that sounds like he was already reading this script and just edited in the next part and you can see, because of the reflection in his sun glasses, that he has obviously scrolled down on his laptop. He immediately follows up by giving his whole life story in between Man of Steel till now where the only thing of note is him getting fired 3 times from 2 different companies. It's impressive how he seems to think that broadcasting that somehow makes him the reasonable one. I'm just over a minute into the 5 minute piece of new material at this point. I'm skipping live posting the rest of this segment for everyone's sake but I have two thing I'd like to leave on. His green screen is a lot better. He no longer has that halo of green that encompasses him. He now has now has a kinda fuzzy black line that outlines him like he's cell shaded or he's a digitally composited Rancor from Return of the Jedi. The other is that he ends the segment that he no longer holds all the thoughts or beliefs that he did when he made the original videos, some close to a decade old at this point. I imagine that's him getting ahead of his initial praise of Batman V Superman.

Second one is just over 2 minutes. It starts with him dunking on Snyder and what he was trying to do with the DCEU. He tries to do a funny by repeating "again and again" for 8 seconds with a comedic jump cut in the middle to imply that he went even longer telling you how right he was about everything. He then explains the history of his IP rights and how he got back his shows from The Escapist and the legal history of all his other shows and how they worked with the other companies he was partner with. He also has no clear idea of who the hell owns the rights to the shows he made under Geek.com so he's playing it safe and only playing the audio from those shows . I'm getting flashbacks to Brick by Brick where he turned a book that was supposed to be an in depth look at Super Mario Bros 3 into his own poorly written biography and memoir.

Third one is 2 minutes 28 seconds long. It's more Snyder dunking that he calls "context". He then explains his time at Screw Attack and how he took In Bob We Trust "independent", a phrase that makes me involuntarily roll my eyes.

Fourth one is a minute 40 seconds long . He talks about the end of the Arrowverse (?) and how The Flash tv show stuck around for so long because the pandemic happening in the middle of it AND THERE'S AN HONEST TO GOD RECORD SCRATCH AT THIS POINT, HIS GREEN SCREEN SHUTS OFF, HE ADDS AN INTERCOM SOUND EFFECT TO HIS VOICE, AND STATES THAT WE ARE STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC AND WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT IT BECAUSE

Like I know we don't uh we're not supposed to talk about that because uh the corporations need everyone to pretend that uh covid's over so that *jump cut* everything keeps making money and we all just keep on rolling but uh covid's still out there and it's pretty much the reason for everything that uh is weird about distributing movies, opening things, audience things, somethings making money, somethings still not like that's the reason for everything. I know people don't like uh "you can't use a one size fits all *jump cut* explanation for all things" when it's a GLOBAL PLAGUE THAT KILLS MILLIONS OF PEOPLE. Yes you can! You actually can. That's why. "Why are things different?" Covid. "Is there super hero fatigue?" No. Covid. "Are audiences sick of wokeness?" No. Covid. "Is it anti-wokeness?" No. Covid. There was a plague. It did everything. But people don't ask this question about the 1940's. "What caused this change and that change in the economy?" World War 2. The answer now is Covid. For the preceding 4 years and for the next decade, covid. *Pause for effect* Deal with it. We're gonna have to because our governments aren't. Sorry if that's too real. And also to have to use a douchebaggy phrase like uh sorry for being too real but uh in this case it's appropriate because that's what's happening and anyone who tells ya not is selling you something which you should not buy...anyway.

It's really amazing. This isn't something that he said off the cuff. He wrote this down, rehearsed this, recorded it, edited it, and published it. This break exists for no other reason then for him to preach about covid being to blame for everything like he's a Westborough Baptist preacher ranting about the gays and how it is officially his scape goat for everything that will go wrong in his life from now on. Being Bob is his crime. Being Bob is his punishment. I need to point out as well that due to the retarded effect he put on his voice for this segment Youtube's transcriber can only pick out about 2/3's of what he says. Uh-mazing. He goes on to talk the CW shows. He doesn't add context much, if any context. He just explains what you're gonna watch. He does say explain away why people weren't too in tune with what was going on with what was happening with Wonder Woman in 2016 due to the

Cultural shell shock of the Trump election and what everyone knew was just this catastrophic wave of destruction and heartache that was about to be unleashed on the country if not the world I mean I uh don't think anyone exactly predicted that so stupid they let a global pandemic spin out *jump cut* and people were gonna die because Evangelical conservatives don't believe in vaccination? *jump cut* Look you don't have to like Hillary to have groked that a ton of the culture had been gearing up for at least *jump cut* four years of the first woman president Business and what that was going to mean and just the fact of Supergirl and Wonder Woman coming out on TV and movies when they did in the form they did tells the story of that and the way they were received even more strongly than they might have been because the culture was look for something meaningful to hold on to in that exact vein yeah that's that's part of the story as well. You don't have to like it but that's that's what it was.

Fifth one is a minute and a half. There's another real bad jump cut about 30 seconds in where he pauses, you see his right arm move, his eyebrows start to drop down, the jump cut happens and you can see his script has moved in his glasses. Impressive. He has two other very abrasive jump cuts within seconds of each other and I don't know why.

Sixth one is 3 minutes long. It seems like he's getting tired as there are 2 edits right off the bat and you can see his head move as he's reading. He finds his energy as soon as he talks about wokeness. It's like a switch was flipped. He continues to assert that the DCEU has killed WB because he's Bob. He takes time to trash Joss Wedon because he didn't talk about it in his videos he did 6 years ago that he's gonna show you in just a little bit. He didn't talk about it then not because Wedon gave him Avengers but because it was moving in "slow motion". Bob, you see, doesn't usually talk politics or sex dynamics in his shows. The fucking balls on this dude lmao. HE THEN STARTS TALKING ABOUT HIS OWN SHOWS A-FUCKING-GAIN AND HOW HE REVIVED THE BIG PICUTRE AT THIS TIME WHILE HE WAS BROUGHT BACK TO THE ESCAPIST!

Last one is 2 minutes 36 seconds long. He talks about some Black Superman movie that had been kicked around for a few years . There is no added context that was needed from this. He just really wanted to talk about the possibility of James Gunn doing a Black Superman movie. Getting into the "context" part proper, he laughs at his own Trump one term statement. No it's not a joke. He just states it a few times and he laughs at himself saying it at one point. He's a child. This is followed up by him talking about Gunn's cancelling from the rightwing shithead's fake outrage and how they "gamed the social media algorithm" to get Gunn fired. Remember that this was in 2016 when all the social networks were doing what they could to make sure Bob's side was astroturfed. Bob is very excited about Gunn running all of the DCEU now, despite his many, many, many times declaring WB dead. It's "fucking justice" he says. He pats himself on the back for being pro-Gunn and then says that he's not including all of that in the video after he made sure that you knew he was on the right side of history. He says that we will hear the audio of his review of Aquaman, which he declares was the first major hit of the DCEU much to his surprise and completely ignoring all of the movies that came before it He takes one last time to talk about his own shows, albeit briefly.

That's the totality of context you needed to understand his 2 hour 48 minute and 25 second long abomination, about 12 minutes. This dumb fuck could've just did an actual video going back over everything, making something new, but no, he took the lazy, Robbo Retardo way out. It's becoming increasingly clear to me that algorithms are some kind of magic that Bob believes in and is a way to absolve him from personal accountability. "My 3 hour reheating of my old videos didn't do that good? I'm not making money? Must be algorithms!" I hope MatPat's getting his money worth out of Bob if this is the quality of work that Bob does for his own brand.

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Bob got into a slap fight with some, possibly tranny, zoomer. Arkle lends his aid.


This is all because zoomers discovered a scene from The Good Doctor, a show about an autistic surgeon, throws an autistic fit at a head doctor who rightfully punishes him.

This makes me laugh every time I watch it and I can see Bob and Arkle throwing a tard rage just like it.

 

[OutInTheRain]

And I went and skimmed through the new footage!

Holy shit, he looks like he's fucking dying. He looks like he's pushing 60, instead of just being in his early 40's. He looks like a cancer patient, who also has AIDS. He somehow has lived harder on Budweiser and "a small amount of McDonald's" than most dudes on Meth have.

As for Blobbo's 3 hour long abomination of rehashed content. Blobby should know how long people watch his videos for, he should know when they tune out. Cutting them all together and interspersing with this his ghoul looking face is not going to drive viewer engagement. There is no one in this world that wants to listen to Blobbo for three hours, and that includes his own fucking family.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Holy shit, he looks like he's fucking dying. He looks like he's pushing 60, instead of just being in his early 40's. He looks like a cancer patient, who also has AIDS. He somehow has lived harder on Budweiser and "a small amount of McDonald's" than most dudes on Meth have.

This is what getting and staying angry at people on the internet will do to you. As some dead white guy once wrote: if you hold ugly thoughts in your head, you'll begin to look ugly on the outside.

 

[King Dead]

I started scrolling through all these megadumps of Bob idiocy, but as I kept going I started getting a throbbing headache and I heard this persistent ringing noise and the room began to spin and suddenly I found myself waking up hours later with some blood caked under my nose. This much concentrated Bob is too much for me. There were some things I felt like replying to but I don't want to go back and try to find them.

I don't get why he thinks that uploading these compilation videos are doing anything for his channel. Who in their right mind would sit there and listen to him yammer on for longer than the runtime of BvS about how much he hates DC on film? And this is only the first part of four! Why not just make a fucking playlist of all your DC videos and put a link to it in your latest rant about how DC is dumb and bad but Marvel is smart and good? You might get more engagement on your old crap, and you won't have the algorithm fuck with you for reuploading it.

This unceasing anger is going to put him into an early grave, and frankly, I'm all for it. It's fun to point and laugh at him, but my God, he's just so damn stupid and obnoxious, nobody will truly miss him when he's gone. As Bob himself said, sometimes good things happen to bad people.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Holy shit, he looks like he's fucking dying. He looks like he's pushing 60, instead of just being in his early 40's. He looks like a cancer patient, who also has AIDS. He somehow has lived harder on Budweiser and "a small amount of McDonald's" than most dudes on Meth have.

As for Blobbo's 3 hour long abomination of rehashed content. Blobby should know how long people watch his videos for, he should know when they tune out. Cutting them all together and interspersing with this his ghoul looking face is not going to drive viewer engagement. There is no one in this world that wants to listen to Blobbo for three hours, and that includes his own fucking family.

I think he did it to spite Mauler and the EFAP gang in a weird, retarded way.

 

[Positron]

I just notice his tongue looks blue like a shar-pei dog's.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"A first-hand retrospective of a decade-long disaster that ... destroyed one of Hollywood's last great studios"
"To give you a sense of scope, PART 1 covers ... EVERYTHING between - that's 2013 to 2018. FIVE years ... For obvious reasons, there are 3 more FULL parts after that because..."

Zack Snyder left the DCEU in May 2017, he has yet to shoot another movie for Warner Bros. He shot less than 15 minutes of new footage, mostly by remote, for a special Director's Cut release of a prior movie assembled from footage he shot before leaving in 2017. In other words, except for the 2021 pandemic caused post-script, Bob's first part covers the entire "Snyderverse" existence and to a year into when WB already said they were essentially scrapping everything they had inherited from Snyder and soft-rebooting after Aquaman. (Which was already ready for release.)

Warner Bros. profits have increased from $3.85 billion in 2013 to $13.38 billion in 2023.

Also, Bob, as is typical of his research, is wrong. (At least in these tweets, I'm not watching that shit.) The DCEU started in 2010 when Warner Bros. asked Nolan, fresh off The Dark Knight success, to help them relaunch the franchise and because they needed to start production on some kind of Superman movie by 2011. Green Lantern was supposed to be the first DCEU movie but well, it was Green Lantern so they said "you know... maybe Man of Steel is really the first one" which is what put it into the hands of Snyder and Goyer. It became the "Snyderverse" because Goyer was not yet established in production so he was lured elsewhere before being brought back by Geoff Johns (remember, the guys who replaced Snyder had claimed they were putting Johns in charge of the DCEU but weren't really) to help do the DCEU's Green Lantern Corps.

I know Bob is going to fuck up the next few parts of this because he has yet to ever realize that the guys who pushed out Snyder and the guys who oversaw The Flash related DCEU mess are the same guys even as he spends all his time trying to mock this period using some narrative he's made up in his head because he's incapable of reading anything. Zaslav going scorched earth on everything (to Bob's anger, even though he claims to hate everything DCEU and even DCEU-adjacent things like The Batman for the sin of being produced by Warner Bros.) is because of what those guys did when they ousted the "Snyderverse" and tried to wash their hands of the most successful stretch of DC themed films.

 

[Arthur Morgan]

Bobby made a 2 hour 48 minute video, and he promises three further parts.

He did it because the algorithm rewards longer content, and yet it's still only at 23k views. Nice to see that even when the Farms are gone, Bob is as dumb as ever.

also why is he making it so obvious that he's never used Adblockers in his life?

It's a point of pride among many creators. Since they rely on the ads playing, they like to pretend they also support their fellow youtubers by turning off that pesky adblock. Bob is retarded though, and readily believes what his side tells him, so I doubt he has ever used any ad block extensions because he's an idiot.

And I went and skimmed through watched the new footage!

My dad is in his early sixties and looks younger than Film Robert. Of course he never ate whole pans of frozen lasagna as a snack.

 

[Foltest]

Christ, Bob looks really awful. I would be suprised if he will ever hit his 60s or so.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Christ, Bob looks really awful. I would be suprised if he will ever hit his 60s or so.

In the next few years, we're going to hear about him suffering from medical problems and demanding people donate to his Patreon/Gofundme so he can afford his medical bills. I do feel kind of bad for him- he's working himself into an early grave, and he's done absolutely nothing with his life. But as wise obsolete men have said for years: we reap what we've sown, later than we've sown, and more than we've sown. For many years, his crime was being Robert Chipman. At long last, he's beginning to receive his punishment.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Inspiration struck me however I'm worse than Bob at image manipulation and creation.

He shan't recover from this wound, assuredly.

He did it because the algorithm rewards longer content, and yet it's still only at 23k views. Nice to see that even when the Farms are gone, Bob is as dumb as ever.

Just to clarify, it's not the longer content that's actually rewarded. It's "engagement". That means things like comments, likes/dislikes, and mostly view time. Even Bob says that at the beginning, tho to be fair he calls it "length of engagement", meaning that he purposefully is making annoyingly long videos of shit you've already seen in the hopes that people watch it all. The guy who timestamped Bob's new content might actually be hurting him because now people can just skip to those segments.

I am convinced there are people out there who would sit through three hours of new Bob content. He would easily have double if not triple that amount just based on the fact that he was around for all of it AND was commenting on it the entire time. He could make himself back into something if he just put in the Goddamned work but he doesn't. For example, his first aside to the view ends with him saying that he no longer holds the same opinion on some things that he did almost a decade ago AND YET not once does he ever state where he was wrong. That was the ONLY new piece of information he could've possibly given his audience and instead he gives completely irrelevant legal history of his many shows and many corporations he's worked with, irrelevant current political preaching, and doing different versions of "I told you so". The only thing valuable bit of info in that almost three hours is only worthwhile to us and that's him admitting that he has no idea if he has the legal right to his work that he did with Geek.com, a site that's long dead.

But what does Bob care? He still get's his patreon money, some bit of ad money from his videos, whatever MatPat pays him, and he lives with Ma Chipman. He can just soft guilt people like he did at the beginning of latest abomination in the hopes that it works.

 

[Positron]

Washington Post got new dirt on Jack Teixeira, the Air Force grunt who leaked classified material from the Pentagon. In a video that might have sent demented Biden into a gibbering fit (see below), Teixeria says "jews scam, niggers rape, and I mag-dump" and then fires his semi-automatic. Teixeria also find gays and trannies "degenerate" -- yet in the end,WP roaches had to admit they cannot find evidence that his wrongthink motivated the leak. Bobby is not so honest.

So what would you suggest, tough guy?

Demented Joe Biden tells a bunch of affirmative college students to "stand up against the poison" of white supremacy.

All Cops are Bastards, yet the FBI is the most trustworthy when they suit the liberal agenda.



Indeed, DeSantis shows his support for the Marine Choker.

"Left-coded", "right-coded". Who has the time to keep abreast with nutso lingo?




I don't know of this book, nor the environmental stance of its author. E.O. Wilson is an extremely unwoke Evolutionary Biologist who, long before Elevator-Gate, was branded as a misogynist and worse. He is also an anti-religion "agnostic" who nevertheless proposed to commandeer human being's "spiritual impulse" for the benefit of Science. In other words, he wants people to worship Science and its acolytes. This harebrained idea is very old, going back to Auguste Comte.

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Poor sod feels the need to pack heat to survive the streets of Portland. Tough Guy Bobby toughsplains him.


Living in Russia might be safer by comparison; it is not the first time Russia beckons American conservatives.

When liberals tell you, "we just want to be left alone!", don't believe them.


Welp I hope Mark Milley's program of diversity training would have Emmas With Two Moms press the "launch" buttons quicker.

The one thing that liberals hate most is when other people throws their retarded rhetoric back at them.


Abortion.


Free-speech Elon censored some tweets from being accessible in Turkey.

I won't defend Musk this time. A neutered platform is worse than no platform at all. Just ask Null.


And "belief systems" includes liberalism and Science™.


Sex change is not a "need" but a "want", a luxury.



The host of Bear The Voice still holds the "live and let live" view about transsexuals -- a view that I think we all held once upon a time, but eventually have to bid a sad and reluctant farewell to.

The problem of "I'm going to live my life and they are going to live their live" is that they simply don't let the people you treasure -- your female friends and relatives, your children -- live their lives in peace. Eventually they are going to get you fired from your job at a slip of tongue.

You can pretend that you've had "dialogue" with your kids if that makes you feel better for having your kid mutilated, but the fact is that the kids lacks both the knowledge and experience to see the consequence of their actions. They cannot handle "autonomy" and "free will" without guidance, and it is precisely the responsibility of parents to be their guide, not their equal. And Yes, very often we have to "force" kids into "molds", simply because we cannot expect them to navigate outside said "molds".

This nutter goes by the pronouns bun/buns (not fucking kidding) and bun has a NSFW Twitter and an OnlyFans. Obviously any parent would miss out not listening to bun.

"Fuck you dad you gave me PTSD!!!!!"

This "Victoria" is obviously one of those.

Another Angel has ascended to Blue Sky, and Bobby is begging for crumbs under the table.

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Bobby practice his skill of Scriptural exegesis.


Someone claims The Rock was what killed DCEU.


For some reason RT doesn't show the Audience Score of Niggerbell.


Crickets

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People tend to forget Hollywood is escapism.


WGA




Another Seth supports WGA.

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Far-right Youtubers rage at Transformers cartoon -- and by doing so alienate "the rest of the country".












Sarah's sister just passed away and Sarah is e-begging for funeral expenses.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

It's a shame that the car hit that lady instead of striking bob and due to his obese body, could easily just roll over the vehicle and flap onto the ground while farting/shitting himself, but being OK due to the layers of protective fat.

Also this one strikes me as wierd.

Wouldn't he actually be happy about this? I would think he would be like "Yeah, that's great! Awesome! Please move!" but instead has to inject a violent power fantasy - Also, all of Bob's violent power dreams involve him pushing buttons on drones or launching missiles instead of getting his hands dirty, which is kinda interesting because despite Bob's insane ego and vanity, the dude knows he could never overpower anyone and I think still feels burned from the time he said he could Bench 300, lol.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Demented Joe Biden tells a bunch of affirmative college students to "stand up against the poison" of white supremacy.

White supremacy is practially dead. Look at any commercial. Barely can find a white guy anymore. Calling every republican one is retarded. Just say you want them genocided bob, it'd be easier than dancing around it.

All Cops are Bastards, yet the FBI is the most trustworthy when they suit the liberal agenda.



Indeed, DeSantis shows his support for the Marine Choker.

The guy did what he needed to, restrain a crazy man. Imagine if you were on that train Blob and he went balistic. That guy saved a lot of lives. Fuck off.

Poor sod feels the need to pack heat to survive the streets of Portland. Tough Guy Bobby toughsplains him.

Bob, you've never been to Portland, the place is mad max, just watch any Andy Ngo video. He is under prepared.

I half give this to bob. The french ARE cunts. They are also a nuclear power, and gave us wonderful books like the Count of Monte Cristo. Also you're comparing them to modern day GERMANY. That's a hard choice.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

People tend to forget Hollywood is escapism.

WHY?! WHY DOES HE THROW IN A QUESTION MARK WHEN HE'S NOT ASKING A QUESTION?! HOW DOES HE NOT UNDERSTAND BASIC ENGLISH?!

Poor sod feels the need to pack heat to survive the streets of Portland. Tough Guy Bobby toughsplains him.

Bob is the man who would rather go into battle with a revolver because if he can't win on speed he might as well win on power. Him calling anyone else a gay slur, lmao, because of their kit is like that one kid you knew in high school who knew fuck all of what he was talking about but was sure that he was the smartest about it.

Welp I hope Mark Milley's program of diversity training would have Emmas With Two Moms press the "launch" buttons quicker.

Bob can't even be bothered to make content that people want to see and I'm to believe that he has the will to press a button faster than a bullet can reach him?

"Hi. I'm popular actor and friend of Amy Schumer, Seth Rogan. People who make more money than those that work for them are scum. That's why I support our struggling writers who give us shows like Big Mouth, Everything Sucks, and the many other vaguely pedophilic content we all enjoy. No person should have to steal kambucha from the company they contracted with to feed their babies. No, you can't have my money. Fuck off and go to the union."

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Protect. Provide. Procreate. Three things Robert Chipman will never do.

No, it's because depicting those black features will get you branded as a racist.

Living in Russia might be safer by comparison; it is not the first time Russia beckons American conservatives.

When liberals tell you, "we just want to be left alone!", don't believe them.

Robert, assuming all those hideous reich-wingers fled to Mother Russia, would picking a fight with a fucking nuclear power be the smartest move you could make? No, of course not. You've just been insulated from the consequences of your actions for so long.

We have the data on illegal guns. It's just that they're largely in the hands of blacks and Hispanics, so we try to ignore it.

For some reason RT doesn't show the Audience Score of Niggerbell.

I'm happy (in a morbid kind of way) to see Robert's stupidity, and his willingness to fellate Disney, haven't changed because of the downtime. On the other hand, imagine a person so shallow that you could ignore them for a year and find they're essentially unchanged; that's Robert. He believes he's so perfect that he refuses any and all kinds of change.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Bob is the man who would rather go into battle with a revolver because if he can't win on speed he might as well win on power. Him calling anyone else a gay slur, lmao, because of their kit is like that one kid you knew in high school who knew fuck all of what he was talking about but was sure that he was the smartest about it.

As a revolver carrier, I am offended. 38 Special FBI load is god tier in a snubby. What bob would do is not bring speed strips, and only be stuck with the 5/6 shots before he's out.

Robert, assuming all those hideous reich-wingers fled to Mother Russia, would picking a fight with a fucking nuclear power be the smartest move you could make? No, of course not. You've just been insulated from the consequences of your actions for so long.

Reguardless of what you think of Russia, fighting them with the state of not just the U.S., but NATO's depleted militaries that only now the Euros are struggling to rebuild, would be a COLLOSSAL mistake. Forget the nukes, the moment China gets involved, they send a million to the Ukraine front to bulldoze through, and start their assualt on Taiwan. Naval power wise, NATO could handle Russia. Russia and China? Fuck me. That's four aircraft carriers, one of which is a supercarrier, along with MANY submarines, many of which can launch anti ship and cruise missiles, and dont forget all those Destroyers and Frigates. Add in the NUKES, and buddy, we are at WW3. With advances in ballistic missile interception- looking at that hypersonic interception from that Patriot battery in Ukraine- could we hold off armageddon for a time? POSSIBLY***. I don't know if we could win with how bad we've fucked over our partnerships with other countries. Bob i wrote this section out in 5 minutes. Think before you shit out war memes of that magnitude.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

As a revolver carrier, I am offended. 38 Special FBI load is god tier in a snubby. What bob would do is not bring speed strips, and only be stuck with the 5/6 shots before he's out.

Sorry, better context is needed to get the whole idea. In a conversation between two guys about who would win, the US military or the US populace, Bob trumpeted his hot take that he would take a bolt action rifle over "half the tacticool bullshit the alt-right lumps show up to their dipshit marches with"

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Bob would prefer obsolete firearms over an AR because he believes that life is a video game and grand pappy's .357 revolver that he was gifted and totally exists is min/maxing his slowness brought on by his girth and laziness. In the second tweet you can see exactly how much he knows about firearms because of things like preferring break action to pump action because since it can only fit two shots in it means that the devs balanced it out properly. The double aught buck shot that comes out of a break action get +50dps and adds a fire dot on the target, donchano? His desire to get a Judge for home defense instead of a regular .410 shotgun, something even his elderly mother could use, or even a glock with a 33 round fun stick is the meme cherry on top for me.