Business Anti-capitalist café shuts down due to lack of capital - Why aren't my fellow colonial death camp residers buying my coffee?!

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Barely a year after opening, an “anti-capitalist” Toronto coffee shop is closing its doors due to a lack of capital.

The Anarchist — a provider of “sweet and savoury” pastries and “trendy” coffees — was founded last April as a “subversive” alternative to what it called the usual model of workers “producing wealth for their parasitic employers.”

Instead, it will close permanently on May 30, according to a statement appended with the slogans “abolish work,” “people over profit,” and “land back.” The café was never able to employ more than one person, so Sims-Fewer will be its only layoff.

The café announced its demise with a lengthy screed denouncing its various enemies, including “professional class-traitors,” “Libertarians,” “the rich,” and Canada itself, which it called a “colonial death camp.”

“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.

The entire enterprise had been subsidized by Pop Coffee Works, a micro-roastery that provided The Anarchist’s coffee and commercial space, apparently at much lower rates than market value. Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”

“Free market has been the best way in history to lift people out of poverty. Glad you’re out of business,” reads one community reaction posted by The Anarchist to its Instagram page.

The Anarchist openly barred members of the military and police officers from its premises, and often didn’t seem to be too happy about other patrons as well.

Service at The Anarchist apparently included explaining to a paramedic that they were willing participants in an ongoing genocide, or declaring that middle-aged “cis white men” who entered the store should be required to pass a “Basic Human Decency” qualification before ordering.

Upon opening, a mission statement by Sims-Fewer denounced the entire speciality coffee industry as a “toxic, oppressive” morass that was a “harbinger of gentrification.”

Although The Anarchist sold the exact same menu of high-priced coffees as everyone else (a simple hot chocolate is $5), Sims-Fewer maintained that his model was different in that it did not seek “short-term profits” and instead existed solely “to perform whatever function the workers decide, in whatever way the workers decide to do it.”

Open 9-5, Wednesday through Sunday, The Anarchist also included a small shop where patrons could buy handbags, stickers, posters and t-shirts bearing the slogans “do crime,” “all shoplifters go to heave,,” “compost all terfs” and “all cops are bastards,” among others.

“Painfully aware of the danger of commodifying radical politics, I try to work with small, relatively ethical (it’s all relative in capitalism) supplier-creators, keeping prices as low as possible,” read a shop disclaimer.


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This is like the fourth woke cafe that closed recently but the only one so far that came to this (correct) realization:
Upon opening, a mission statement by Sims-Fewer denounced the entire speciality coffee industry as a “toxic, oppressive” morass that was a “harbinger of gentrification.”
So why did he open it? (I assume it's a he and not a pooner because he actually worked there, alone, for a year.)

Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”
This reminds me, there was a tiktok making rounds on twatter in which a woke hobo reviewed shelter food. ("ew this ketchup -- tomatoes aren't in season! ew this chicken -- where's the vegan option!? next time they should shell the eggs!") I thought it was fake, but now I have doubts.
 
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“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.
This sounds like a really autistic way of saying he was written out of his parents' will.
 
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Look at this bald-ass pasty white manlet faggot, "muh stolen land", why dont you go back to europe then? fuck off already you gringo cunt

Dont forget to leave all your money on the way out since its was "stolen" too, retard
 
“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.
Translation: No one wanted to invest money into something that was certain to lose money.

:story: fucking dumbass.
 
Hey, don't beat yourself up. Nobody could've predicted winter would happen in Canada.
Also aren't things like hot chocolate and coffee most popular in the winter? I would think that'd be the busiest time of the year for a coffee shop.

I get that Toronto gets hit decently hard in the winter so demand will drop a bit but it's not Vorkuta.
 
“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.
Yes, of course. The only way you can start a coffee shop that doesn't fall flat on its face after a year is being the son of a wealthy businessman or taking dirty deals with an evil unspecified megacorporation
 
Well, let's see here...

> calls the country the business is located in a "colonial death camp"
> insults people who hold certain political beliefs and financial status
> bemoans the business not being self-sustainable while working to make it "anti-capitalist"
> forbade law enforcement and military from entering the premises by virtue of their profession
> lectured remaining permissible first responders for being "willing participants in an ongoing genocide"
> decries industry he was a part of as "a 'toxic, oppressive' morass that was a 'harbinger of gentrification'"
> sells merchandise that comes close to inciting grievous harm on people having certain beliefs


I honestly don't think any lolcow mentioned on this site comes close to being as retarded as this dude.

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In another article ( Archive ), it states the shop also ran under a "pay-what-you-can" scheme, which contradicts the article in the OP about the shop "[selling] the exact same menu of high-priced coffees as anyone else". It also mentions Instagram posts celebrating Queen Elizabeth II's death:

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It also mentions Instagram posts celebrating Queen Elizabeth II's death
The Westminster political system is irredeemable dogshit, but if the best revenge truly is living well I think being the fucking Queen of England and dying in your sleep in your 90s warrants the last laugh.
 
The Westminster political system is irredeemable dogshit, but if the best revenge truly is living well I think being the fucking Queen of England and dying in your sleep in your 90s warrants the last laugh.
Pretty certain she did more in her lifetime for the less fortunate than this sentient stain, his entire family and ever single person liking and retweeting will do ever do.
Hope his grave dancing was fun.
 
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