Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[LanternsNSongs]

This stream is just terrible. IDK who this I,Hypocite is but I see he has a locals, facebook, etc. and almost 100k subs. He sounds mushmouth and the stuff they're covering on stream is older than Nick's cold takes. It's fine if they weren't going to drama / irritable bowel syndrome the stream, but what a wasted opportunity (so far).

I, Hypocrite is a retard that got humiliated by Sargon's manservant SFO over something trivial. He posts funny stuff sometimes though, it definitely gets a laugh or two.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick shouldn't have been able to get away with that "I will not name names" followed by "I can you talk to you privately about it".

Nick knows that he doesn't actually have an answer.

- Twitter is Cancer (who I can't seem to tag anymore) was rightfully lambasted in this thread the moment he started trying to get ass pats for tipping the cow before being banned with overall just being an annoying retard.
- @Cynthia Behave has stated she supports tipping the cow with regards to Nick because of her status as a sleighted fan, but she hasn't actually DONE anything that I'm aware of and if it came out that she did the thread would mock her for it just like when we all yelled at her for having the opinion in the first place.
- @Himedall All-seeing Waifu is a model Kiwi that has only documented with color commentary minus a hiccup where she offered leniency to those that asked her nicely which she was chastised for immediately because of the way she went about it. Document, point, and laugh. That's literally all she does and while that might piss Nick off, too fucking bad. If his Locals wasn't a public cesspit of vipers that was hilarious to watch it wouldn't have been worth documenting in the first place.

These are the only three posters in the thread I can honestly think of that Nick would be able to point to, let me know if I forgot someone.

None of this matters though, Nick doesn't really have anyone in mind. He's just salty we think he's a degenerate coomer that's going to end up crashing his Mustang on the way back from "Happy Ending" theme night at the Gay90s.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

ON THE NICK V KIWI ISSUE

Elissa's...

Well, at least Rekieta's whining about people touching the cow means he's now implicitly admitted he's a cow. Is that progress?

Nick is being dishonest again. He claims he has no problem with Null when they're on the same stream together. But last week he specifically said that the Rekieta segments on MATI were "completely fucking fake" and that he's communicated that opinion privately as well (Clip should start at 0:57):

Nick shouldn't have been able to get away with that "I will not name names" followed by "I can you talk to you privately about it".

Yup, @Himedall All-seeing Waifu didn't get the shoutout. To be honest I think Nick might have been pushed enough to name specifics if the host didn't insert himself on sweeping duty and jump in to say how much he also hated the Farms (looks like Elissa cut out most of his whining though).

That's another cow move. If you're above board and it's not sensitive information, you'll do it in public. Cows think they can manipulate someone on-on-one, therefore this weasel move. I've lost count of how many cows want to slide into your DMs, as Russell Greer said, to let me EXPLAIN!

Or in this case to act as if they're above anything remotely resembling doxing but then offering *nudge nudge wink wink* to do it in private.

Nick was being a flagrant hypocrite in that clip. He says that people in his thread are openly "touching the cow" and that it's against site rules and in practice some people on the site are removed for it and some people are not. But then he insists that he's a freeze peach defender and he doesn't want anyone banned. But he is, however, willing to privately identify the people he feels are acting inappropriately.

What the fuck is the point of communicating that privately then? "Here are the people intentionally touching the cow in my thread, but I am a freeze peach lolbertarian and I don't want them banned!" That's literally a total waste of time.

If Nick genuinely doesn't want these evil users banned, he really ought to name them publicly, because then they can at least be shamed if they really did cross some sort of line.

 

[Dracula's Blood Sucker]

So on Fridays show, now that I've listened through most of it, there was this weird clout whore on name Jessica Reloaded, and I'm curious I'd anyone else got the same feeling as on that super drunk Faran stream?

Here's an archive of that drunk Faran and Nick stream if anyone wants it —

https://youtu.be/Qf5gLxBeldY

Also Clip This Bitch on YouTube is Faran Balanced channel. She runs it even though she said she sold it. Yes all the shit she had to say about clip channels then turns around and becomes one. Elissa will always be my favorite clipper. What are the odds of her selling her channel and that person stays within the same lawtube space? Also no one gives a fuck about her channel and clips. It's losing hundreds of subs a day. https://socialblade.com/youtube/c/faranbalanced

Here's where she said she sold her channel —

If she really sold it then how come the other day on Good Lawgic's channel the Clip This Bitch channel banned someone pretending to be "Faran On TV" (that's her new channel. It should be Faran Not On TV) ? What are the odds the "new" owners of the channel would be in the chat banning them within seconds?

Here's showing it happened —

Here's showing the account that was banned for a single comment — (It's the top one in grey)

I just thought some context on this shitty clip channel would be good. Oh and she's rebranded like 5+ times and her last channel name was The Clipping Room Floor for about 5 minutes. Faran On TV commented on the first clip trying to pretend she sold it. Here's that screenshot-

I know... it's not shocking she's lied.

 

[Twinkletard]

Has anyone been able to tell who was messing with Rackets IRL?

 

[feral cat #6385]

I refuse to sit through any video that features a guy that looks like this.

 

[Strix454]

Has anyone been able to tell who was messing with Rackets IRL?

There was a guy who went by Twitter is Cancer on the farms. I think he sent in some complaints maybe to Nick's fundraising platform and locals. He got banned a while ago but he is still active on the Nick clip channels.

There is a small set of regulars from Nick's locals who are fighting their own war with Nick for their own reasons. One of them got banned from his locals and then trolled his locals under a different name. The bunch of them may also make low-level complaints to Nick's platforms about various stuff. They were told in no uncertain terms that nobody around here was interested in joining their army or allowing the farms to serve as a base for their army.

But Nick isn't seemingly mad about being messed with in IRL. He is most angry that the activity on his locals got archived and commented on. He is in particular mad that the farms having archives of the chats of his wine moms has discouraged his wine moms from posting their nudes.

He is also really mad about anything said about his marriage or his sex life. The farms is only supposed to deal in facts and facts to Nick are essentially whatever Nick is choosing to tell his audience at any given time. The farms I guess is supposed to accept Nick's outright lies as truth. Like when he recently claimed that there have been no swingers at Hedonism II since the 1990s.

The Clip channels, if anywhere, are the real home to the people who would want to IRL mess with Nick. None of them seems capable so far of much.

The guy who has truely IRL messed with Nick in the last year is named terry dean nemmers who also calls himself "Lion News". He is a sovereign citizen psychopath who lives in Nick's general area and has been spreading outright false stories about Nick to anyone who will listen when he isn't trying to arrest judges.

 

[GettrGriftr]

I, Hypocrite is a retard that got humiliated by Sargon's manservant SFO over something trivial. He posts funny stuff sometimes though, it definitely gets a laugh or two.

I'll give him credit, on his clips-only vids, I'm sure he has to wade through a ton of shit to sort out the clips with value to compile an entertaining (or distressing--YMMV) couple of hours of retardation.

I refuse to sit through any video that features a guy that looks like this.
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Hey, leave Gen-Xers be. My wife's one of them.

 

[Miller]

I, Hypocrite is a retard that got humiliated by Sargon's manservant SFO over something trivial. He posts funny stuff sometimes though, it definitely gets a laugh or two.

Not so long ago he was doing damage control for Fuentes after he got to stream on Cozy. Now he's on Youtube?

 

[Swole McPole]

Nick was being a flagrant hypocrite in that clip. He says that people in his thread are openly "touching the cow" and that it's against site rules and in practice some people on the site are removed for it and some people are not.

This is all such horseshit if you ask me. Sure, the site culture frowns on people 'touching the cow'. You aren't going to impress anybody by doing it, and if you do it and talk about it, you'll definitely get called out for it.

Will you get banned for it? Should you get banned for it? I've no idea. Presumably, that'd be something that happens on a case by case basis. If you're breaking the law, I think you will (and should) get banned. Lawful fuckery? Who knows?

But nobody can control what people who read the site do when they aren't here. And if Rekieta thinks this is such a big deal, shouldn't he be taking issue with his locals wine-moms and the simps who sniff around them in the hope of getting lewds? Haven't these fuckers been plotting gay-ops against the farms? Did Rekieta call that out?

Of course he didn't, because he's a whining pussy and a fucking hypocrite.

 

[feral cat #6385]

More horse shit from the Rekieta.

 

[Spaded Dave]

More horse shit from the Rekieta.

That thumbnail is perfect.

 

[AnOminous]

More horse shit from the Rekieta.

And now topless videos like Boogie2988 as if anyone wants to see that shit.

 

[Chibitzen]

- Twitter is Cancer
- @Cynthia Behave
- @Himedall All-seeing Waifu

What an adorably mild bunch. Cynthia originated from Nick's very own community. She surely can't count. TIC just wants to find a cure for Elon and make scary movies. Himedall is just an IT nerd that happens to love collecting shiny objects for our collective enjoyment. Intentions matter, Racket.

There is a small set of regulars from Nick's locals who are fighting their own war with Nick for their own reasons.

So by "regular", does this mean current? They're still within his community?

Let's recap as we catch up on this current arc shall we:

His community is so melodramatic and splintered that they have spawned multiple HOA committees in which they infect Discord with their insufferable bullshit. His own Discord rose up against him. But no, something else must be to done! A foreign influence is to blame! There's no other space that these miscreants could've crawled out from under.

I believe this part of the arc to be stupidly intentional. He has repeatedly mentioned KF as a nutritious & fresh source of free entertainment. (Yum.) He has repeatedly berated, baited & goaded through copestreams this community for daring to speak critically about his life choices. Just as he did with Montagraph, he dropping the line further and further until he finally got satisfying nibbles, only to get a large bite in the form of a lolsuit.

There is record of him behaving in a narcissistic manner towards members of his own community when they say something dissatisfactory towards the Creator (Why piss off the customer you suck off of?).

He does these things because they create the false sensation of how authentic and colorful he is. This would always be fine until those nibbles crawled up the fishing line becoming bites. Then he starts playing the victim. It's repetitive and boring.

It's not the internet's fault Nick can't keep friends there. He had "friends" in the community at KF, at least up until he decided he couldn't ingratiate himself to them anymore to use for his own purposes, so now they're "problematic". What an insufferably narcissistic game. Name any of his "Youtuber" connections/relationships/parasocial "friendships" that aren't decorated in bullshit and sycophantic in one way or another? They will all kiss the ring when the time comes until they won't and then those relationships will naturally fade. Hardly what I would call a recipe for a healthy and drama free social life. Maybe he should play a different game. The only people who will "unfriend" are those who aren't willing to play it.

As I see it, Nick is mad his dogs are out of control and are shitting all over his bed. We're sitting over here cackling at the spectacle because it's fucking funny, but it's now KF's job to pick it up??? He clearly is accustomed to that type of one way loyalty as he's come to expect that from his Creator "friends" and their mutual fan bases. How long before his "friends" start echoing this boring narcissistic saga? Start the timer. "It could be you this happens to next!" will be the next crystream.

 

[Puff]

Well that stream was dogshit. I don't get bringing on guests just to watch funny videos, but maybe it's just not my kind of content.
I'm pretty sure the content he doesn't like in the thread is the chat logger. I can't imagine he's talking about anything else unless he's completely bullshitting or doing an MTG and blaming us for something unrelated.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

More horse shit from the Rekieta.

Oh, so I see we have a new scapegoat. Apparently it's Locals' fault activity on his Locals collapsed because they didn't immediately add a block button. And apparently Nick expects the Locals team to genuinely agree with him and not roll their eyes before laughing at him behind his back. I bet they're counting down the days until the contract is up and they don't have to deal with his ass.

The idea that a tiny handful of critics like Hydro, @Cynthia Behave, or Elissa were the problem is insane. They were the canaries in the coal mine. For every person in the Locals chat who criticized what was going on in there, there were probably hundreds who just silently went away and left no trace except a $5/month hole in Rekieta's bank account. The vast majority of Rekieta's viewers were not expecting to see people posting pictures of their ass (or straight up porn screenshots), or people posting insane threats, or people whining at length about how their evil doctor has cut them off from their Xanax script.

There's been times where guests on Nick show say that they didn't like Nick's Locals, but they tended to use phrases like "it was too wild for me", not "there was a meanie on there named Cynthia who hurt my fee-fees."

Nick is projecting.

Well that stream was dogshit. I don't get bringing on guests just to watch funny videos, but maybe it's just not my kind of content.
I'm pretty sure the content he doesn't like in the thread is the chat logger. I can't imagine he's talking about anything else unless he's completely bullshitting or doing an MTG and blaming us for something unrelated.

I don't think he's been specific beyond language like "intentionally tried to interfere with shit" which is very vague.

Given his firm refusal to give specifics, my takeaway is that the situation probably is that Rekieta wants to give the impression that someone is messing with him IRL when in reality he's mad that people are archiving things on the "archive everything" site.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Name any of his "Youtuber" connections/relationships/parasocial "friendships" that aren't decorated in bullshit and sycophantic in one way or another? They will all kiss the ring when the time comes until they won't and then those relationships will naturally fade. Hardly what I would call a recipe for a healthy and drama free social life. Maybe he should play a different game. The only people who will "unfriend" are those who aren't willing to play it.

I cannot wait until someone finally grows some balls and calls Rackets out on his bullshit. It's been piling up, and you can tell by some of the lawyer group streams, they can smell the stink comin' from Spicer.

(C'mon Sean, I know you're reading this! I could see it coming from Joe or Branca too, if they realized the tide has turned. Although Joe probably would try to rehab him first.)

Only thing is if you take a swing at the King, you better not miss.

 

[Anticipointment]

What a smarmy, greasy, transparent douchebag Nick is.

If Nick was a used car salesman, you'd instinctively run from being sold that lemon.

When he plugs his channel he sheepishly says in the aw shucks guys tone that there might be a little law talk but he's mostly about libertarianism & fun. Then maybe change the channel name from "Rekieta Law" & scrap those boomermobile custom lawpope plates. What an insufferable faggot.

True cow & narcissist that when he says "the farms..." this or that, he means his thread specifically, like there isn't a whole website going on around his own relatively insignificant thread.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Finally made it through that stream. At some point Rackets mentions Matt Walsh -- isn't he the guy with the "What is a woman" film? Rackets seemed to have a dislike of Walsh, anyone know why?

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Finally made it through that stream. At some point Rackets mentions Matt Walsh -- isn't he the guy with the "What is a woman" film? Rackets seemed to have a dislike of Walsh, anyone know why?

Just a guess, but The Quartering had a drunken Twitter slapfight with Matt Walsh a few weeks ago.

While they haven't collaborated in some time to my knowledge, Jeremy is still in Nick's circle of grifters.

Edit: Spelling