Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The thing with people like nick, is that they convenience themselves of their own superiority. In the 1990s I ended up at a condo whose owner had the playboy channel and saw ads for club hedonism not sure if it was one or two.

Wikipedia claims Hedonism I never existed and doesn't explain the naming convention behind Hedonism II and III.

Hedonism II is the original and exists to present day. It's located at the western tip of the island.

Hedonism III was a separate resort located on the northcentral coast that went bankrupt in 2010 or 2011.

If you're referring to this stream created yesterday on Anna's channel, that was a re-stream from when she hosted FlashCast on April 29th. Just a coincidence that she "premiered" it on the same night that YellowFlash fucked-off from his job as a YouTuber to play Zelda and there was no FlashCast.

I am mistaken. I watched a lit bit of both of the restreams.

That explains why live viewer counts were so low.

 

[AnOminous]

Wikipedia claims Hedonism I never existed and doesn't explain the naming convention behind Hedonism II and III.

Hedonism II is the original and exists to present day. It's located at the western tip of the island.

Hedonism III was a separate resort located on the northcentral coast that went bankrupt in 2010 or 2011.

Even the Wikipedia article calls it a swinger's resort and has one of those autistic pop culture references lists where it's so notorious it shows up as a joke all the time about limp-dick middle-aged men having a midlife crisis.

 

[beautiful person]

It would be a hoot if he crashes his vehicle because he was seething hard at the Farms while driving.

Like a true Ralphamale

He's also the same person that ruined our Christmas stream when he spammed discord with Gore pictures

This is such classical trolling, and the best part is that Still-Life is one of their own and not just some outsider fucking with them. He's such a deranged weirdo that he likely just thinks that this is an appropriate way to socialize with other people on the Internet.

 

[Strix454]

Wikipedia claims Hedonism I never existed and doesn't explain the naming convention behind Hedonism II and III.

Negril Beach Village was the original name of the resort. But its print advertising campaign used the word "Hedonism" in big letters and it kind of became an unofficial name for the place. The resort was remodeled and re-branded at some point in the 1980s. At that point they adopted the name Hedonism II. So in some sense, Negril Beach Village was Hedonism I even though it never actually went by that name.

 

[zyclonPD]

​
Arttheclown​	Those weirdo fruitcakes used to be good detectives. Now they just get everything wrong like all the time.. seriously terribly wrong. They doxed this guy in Philadelphia that they thought was me.​

So we were only good detectives when users were doxing people in weebwars then giving Nick free content to stream about. Gotcha. When we uncover Nick went to cuck week at Hedonism 2 it became bad detective work LMAO.

Nick deserves his current sicafants. He should eternally be surrounded by losers like these and forced to guilt them for every dime like DSP as anybody with a shred of scrupules, morals or intelligence moves on to other things.

God Speed Rekieta, remember when you are doing vest streams to hit the donation goal in a few years, you courted this.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Unironically playing I Spy and 20 Questions:

Spoiler: Chat gets this way without their Nick fix

Sally78​	I am so bored
Sally78​	Shocker kicked out of locals again EFF
Still-Life​	We could play I Spy Sally.
MykLikesTacos​	effin locals
Sally78​	I spy something blue
Sally78​	No wonder I was bored
Still-Life​	Id it animal vegitable or mineral?
Sally78​	Mammal
MykLikesTacos​	blue whale. nailed it
Still-Life​	Is it a cat?
Sally78​	Nope
amerarchergaming​
Sally78​	Damn it
Still-Life​	It it a dog?
MykLikesTacos​	Bullseye. oh ya
Sally78​	I spy something black
MykLikesTacos​	N....
Sally78​	Whale... Pay attention
Sally78​	Nope
Still-Life​	Sally, you DO NOT SPY a whale. TV doesn't count
MykLikesTacos​	So not Dakimbe Matumbo. .... hmmmm
Sally78​	Was using my imagination
MykLikesTacos​	Black Widow
Still-Life​	That's even worse for the game.
Sally78​	Ewe...no
Still-Life​	Play it better and right.
Sally78​	K
MykLikesTacos​	The Black Dahlia
Sally78​	Nope...u can ask questions
MykLikesTacos​	The Black pit of despair which tries mens souls
MykLikesTacos​	ok, what is it>
Sally78​	How did you know????
Sally78​	TV
Still-Life​	No Sally you have to start and say,; "I spy with my little eye, something that is _______ and _______.
Still-Life​	Then we ask question up to 20
Sally78​	I spy with my little eye something that is black and brown
Still-Life​	Dont make it eset either. but you really have to be looking at it.
Still-Life​	Is it an animal?
Sally78​	Yes
Still-Life​	Is it a cat?
Sally78​	Nope
Still-Life​	Is it a dog?
Sally78​	Yep
MykLikesTacos​	aw, pup pup
MykLikesTacos​	give em a pat for us
Still-Life​	Sally that was too easy.
Sally78​	Pup pup gets to cuddle ..man out of town...
Sally78​	I spy something blue and white
MykLikesTacos​	So do I
Still-Life​	Someone else should guess.
Sally78​
Sally78​	Why your good
TMFSquid​	I spy a dick
MykLikesTacos​	But don't tell anyone tho.. Frowned upon I guess
Sally78​	My eyes
Sally78​	Really
MykLikesTacos​	yeah something about the spying or peeping is like a problem to some. dont see why
TMFSquid​	I'm gonna have to find a normal meme group. The one I'm part of just posts political bullshit nobody cares about with the occasional real meme
MykLikesTacos​	ok so guessing.....
Sally78​	People are weird
Sally78​	Since when
Still-Life​	wtf is a meme?
TMFSquid​	Not here, on fb.
MykLikesTacos​	blue and white......
Sally78​	Oh...I am only in here
Sally78​	Yes
Travelerr​	same
TMFSquid​	I just need to find somewhere to steal memes from, I know I got 9k memes on my phone, but I need a supply of new memes to steal
MykLikesTacos​	Bedspread??
Sally78​	Discord it is
Sally78​	Nope
Still-Life​	Make you are own Me me's SQID
MykLikesTacos​	Danis meme??
TMFSquid​	Anyway, here's an asshole
Travelerr​	I have no idea the hell is going on
Sally78​	nope...it's in my bedroom
sanglant​	https://youtu.be/OijQ7KkvZpk
TMFSquid​	That can be worse. So much degen shit on discord
Sally78​	Stolen
Travelerr​	Well that'll open the gates to some coments
Sally78​	We are playing in sky
Sally78​	Spy
MykLikesTacos​	Why yes, this is the samurai cat I ordered
Travelerr​	Pillow covers?
TMFSquid​	I do sometimes.
Sally78​	Never been.. Only hear
Sally78​	Lol
sanglant​	great manga
MykLikesTacos​	@Sally78 Ironing board
TMFSquid​	Damnit, I missed a good opportunity to post this for 420
Sally78​	As if... Ask questions... Like does it go on a wall.. is it on the floor
Sally78​
TMFSquid​	.
Sally78​	I thought 420 was tomorrow...efff
Still-Life​	I literally can't remember who I may or may not have threatened to murder in the last 45 minutes.
Sally78​
Sally78​	.
MykLikesTacos​	yes, but I can drill most anything to the wall, and it not it will fall on the floor. Doesn't narrow it down much
TMFSquid​	Lmao
Sally78​	Hmmm ...u gonna lose this one then
MykLikesTacos​	Painting?
sanglant​	get the grinder
Sally78​	Effff... Nevermind you win again
MykLikesTacos​	Excellent
Sally78​	I spy with my little eye something white and soft
TMFSquid​	What's the definition of trust?2 cannibals giving each other bj's
Still-Life​	Is it boobs?
Sally78​	good one
sanglant​	so many jokes
Sally78​	Nope
TMFSquid​	.
MykLikesTacos​	That 24 pack of Charmin double ply from Costco
Sally78​	Stop
Sally78​	In my room...I don't have tp in my room
Travelerr​	Tooooooold ya
Sally78​
Sally78​	Close
MykLikesTacos​
Sally78​
MykLikesTacos​	ooo someones close
MykLikesTacos​	Is it alive?
aCompleteRandom​	Sounds like Crowder and Dave had different ideas of what Dave's role was.
Sally78​	No
MykLikesTacos​	Is it a plush?
Sally78​	Kinda
Travelerr​	Do you lay part of yourself on it
MykLikesTacos​	Stuffed Teddy Bear?
MykLikesTacos​	Polar Bear rug?
Sally78​	Yep
Sally78​
Travelerr​	Is it a pillow?
MykLikesTacos​	Sheepskin?
Sally78​	No
Sally78​	No
Sally78​	No
Travelerr​	Is it fuzzy
MykLikesTacos​	not living, kinda of a plush??? Stuffed Cat?
sanglant​	beanie?
Sally78​	No
Travelerr​	...boy that one could be taken a few ways
Sally78​	Killing me...no
Sally78​	No
Travelerr​	Do you cover yourself with it
Sally78​	Sheesh...I thought this was an easy one
Sally78​	Yep
Travelerr​	Well Sheet!
MykLikesTacos​	lol
Sally78​	Close
MykLikesTacos​	blanky
Sally78​	Yep
Travelerr​	lol
MykLikesTacos​	Nailed it
MykLikesTacos​
Sally78​	3 for 3...stole travelers hints
Sally78​	Most excellent
Travelerr​	Almost went for the covers but figured it was sneakier
Sally78​	This is a fun game for late at night...
Sally78​	I was trying to not make it too hard
Travelerr​	To quote Archer. Phrasing!
Still-Life​	Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear.
Sally78​	Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair

It got dead and boring while Nick was gone.


EDIT: As an aside, does anyone know how to look up addresses in a state by house number? Someone let their house number and state slip, and I want to try to find it.

 

[BelUwUga]

Nick has been hanging out with Dick a lot lately and has made up with Ralph, right? It sounds like he's getting farms related advice from the best right now...

I just had a thought, Ralph is pretty much unwittingly Dick's pet retard right? Dick & Nick being friends wouldn't necessitate smoothing things over with Ralph. Getting two of your pet retards tilting at windmills would though.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I've always suspected it's something more than just attention at any cost with Nick. A lot of times with him and Masterson as well it fully seems like they intend to get negative attention and humiliation for it's own sake and completely get off to it.

This is not to discourage anyone from posting but Nick probably reads this thread one handed if you know what I mean.

 

[northstar747]

So we were only good detectives when users were doxing people in weebwars then giving Nick free content to stream about. Gotcha. When we uncover Nick went to cuck week at Hedonism 2 it became bad detective work LMAO.

Nick deserves his current sicafants. He should eternally be surrounded by losers like these and forced to guilt them for every dime like DSP as anybody with a shred of scrupules, morals or intelligence moves on to other things.

God Speed Rekieta, remember when you are doing vest streams to hit the donation goal in a few years, you courted this.

The kiwi who went to the texas court house and got ron toye's divorce papers. was that a good thing to do? should nick have screamed about ron that way

 

[AnOminous]

The kiwi who went to the texas court house and got ron toye's divorce papers. was that a good thing to do?

Maybe, maybe not, but it was hilarious. It's the other stuff that he did that got him in trouble. And Ron is certainly a repulsive person who deserves to be yelled at and worse, but maybe don't choose "cuck" as your main line of attack when you're a gigantic cuck yourself going on vacations to Cuck Island and then pretending "people are mad at me because I went to a place."

 

[Sam Losco]

If there's a single YouTuber that I loathe more than I loathe Rekieta, it's this halfwit. He's a fucking skateboard salesman who larps as a cop. Why in God's name so many people watch him fapping over cops shooting bad guys is a total mystery to me.

He's a former cop. The way you worded it implies he has never been one.
He is overrated though. He barely puts out videos anymore and he rambles so fucking much that like 50% of his videos have nothing to do with the subject of the video. He also dumped his last girlfriend for some e-thot covered in shitty tats. With so many channels out there uploading raw body cam footage, he really doesn't offer anything special anymore. I can watch the video and have the same take away as anything he adds with his commentary.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

I've always suspected it's something more than just attention at any cost with Nick. A lot of times with him and Masterson as well it fully seems like they intend to get negative attention and humiliation for it's own sake and completely get off to it.

This is not to discourage anyone from posting but Nick probably reads this thread one handed if you know what I mean.

Dick is a contrarian. He likes being the guy who says things that shocks and even angers people. He does thrive on the negative attention.

Nick is different. Nick reacts very poorly to criticism. He reacted poorly to even constructive criticism in this thread long before last fall. I don't think he enjoys anything being posted here.

I do think he likes giving just enough information about his personal life so as to fish for praise and compliments -"Wow! Look at this cool guy having fun adventures with his spouse!" (I think that picks up most of the buzzwords) - while hoping that he doesn't give enough information that people could unearth the full story which might result in mockery. Consider the carefully cropped beach photos.

He is at the point where he has to know for a fact that oversharing his personal life has damaged his channel (to the point where he admitted earlier this year that he had overshared and was trying to pull back on that, and just recently admitted that many viewers hate the Friday shows) but is continuing to do it anyway.

I think there is an element where his efame got to his head and he's trying to live a lifestyle of a celebrity. The Las Vegas had the feeling of him being willing to burn cash to LARP as a legitimate celebrity in the same way Ralphamania was Ralph losing money to LARP as a wrestling promoter.

 

[AnOminous]

I do think he likes giving just enough information about his personal life so as to fish for praise and compliments -"Wow! Look at this cool guy having fun adventures with his spouse!" (I think that picks up most of the buzzwords) - while hoping that he doesn't give enough information that people could unearth the full story which might result in mockery. Consider the carefully cropped beach photos.

It's like this clown doesn't even know who he's trying to fool.

 

[Swole McPole]

He's a former cop. The way you worded it implies he has never been one.

I know he's a former cops. Whatever you think about the police, who gives up the job to take up a career as a fucking skateboard salesman? Selling cop-themed skateboards? Presumably, he was making a big enough wedge on YouTube that he no longer felt he needed to earn an honest living any more so he could 'live the dream' of selling skateboards?

That said, I'm sure it's a good thing. He's always reminded me of one of those kids at school, who when a gang is laying down a beating, you can find them around the back, getting their digs in, way out of reach of anyone ever landing blows on him. Typical cop tendency in that sense.

He's like Rekieta in the sense that they're both eternal man-children who utterly refuse to grow up and they've both amassed an audience of similarly inclined intellectual and emotional retards who find their childishness sufficiently engaging to send them their hard earned money.

They're both symptomatic of the end times being upon us. The only YouTube cop I do like is Rick from Good Morning America. with his rants about the government vs pesky citizens and the perils of quota hires.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Dick is a contrarian. He likes being the guy who says things that shocks and even angers people. He does thrive on the negative attention.

Nick is different. Nick reacts very poorly to criticism. He reacted poorly to even constructive criticism in this thread long before last fall. I don't think he enjoys anything being posted here.

Dick Masterson actually takes criticism even worse than Nick and I suspect his edgy contrarian schtick is just a coping mechanism for it.

When Dick's thread started criticizing him he flipped out so bad he actually started posting screenshots from his thread on twitter and ultimately endorsed 'Cuties' and Pedos as the ultimate contrarian "fuck you" to his former fans having got it in his head that the people criticizing him were just stuck up conservatives. Sound familiar? 2020 Dick masterson Followed pretty much the same path as Rekieta is now.

 

[Kopasea]

Can we confirm that it was Still-Life that brought the DISCORD down?

Unless Still-Life had been a long con to get the locals shut down under a different name, this is not true. Discord and Locals never mixed. It was weird even when there was 300 people in locals chat, they hated Nick's Discord for some reason. Nick himself would shit all over his Discord all the time. Eventually, Spectre complained to Nick that there were people in the Discord who hadn't paid. Then Nick came in and got reamed by his own Discord for being a cuck.

Arttheclown​

Oh ok. I am fucking exhausted with pedo allegations. Everybody gets those allegations on the internet.​

I might be misremembering, but didn't Art allege that Elissa was a pedo?

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

So on Fridays show, now that I've listened through most of it, there was this weird clout whore on name Jessica Reloaded, and I'm curious I'd anyone else got the same feeling as on that super drunk Faran stream? To be more specific there was a lot of flirting between Nick and Faran, and a lot of flirting with this Jessica chick and everyone else but especially with Nick it seemed. They were all really drunk just like with the Faran stream as well. And Jessica seemed to be another raging slut like Faran as well, even though she was "only pretending "

What I'm getting at is do y'all think, as I do, we're gonna get more Nick dms about him and LR wanting to swing with her or some weird youtuber orgy a few months down the line?

 

[Wodanaz]

Every cow I know who makes drinking a part of their personality is a complete fucking retard. Ralph, Rekieta, Graf. I don't believe alcohol is bad but I do believe dipshits can't handle it and it exacerbates horrible personality traits and beliefs.

How is it that a literal autist like Josh can be more mature about shit than 90% of the people with a thread here? If Nick has a problem with him then he should just tell him instead of vaguely complaining on livestream. As far as I can tell his problem is "people are being mean to me" disguised as "people are insane". Which would also apply to Josh since he has echoed the sentiment from this thread that Nick should just stick to talking about law and shit instead of posting literal porn on his locals.

No, Nick. It is not outlandish to suggest your wife may be fucking other men as you degenerate into a coomer posting balldo reviews, pictures of your wife's ass, and claim that you only care about cooming, drinking, and making money. Stop jacking off, stop looking at porn, and pick up an actual hobby like woodworking or rebuilding cars. Or just go back to actually reading legal shit so you don't come off as a LITERAL RETARD who doesn't even know Kyle Rittenhouse is still in a civil suit and therefore is not at liberty to speak about his shooting. Dumb fuck.

And no, he has not alienated everyone who would help him. He has alienated retarded faggot trannies who WOULDN'T help him to begin with, which strengthens his position with people who would help him. If he had alienated everyone who would help him, then the site would truly be down for real right now because the Internet is not a big truck. The farms is hard to defend by its very nature so I don't really know what Nick wants Josh to do about it aside from banning people for gossiping, which would defeat the point.

"People talking shit online doesn't matter. People going out and fucking with people's business intentionally does. That's the thing you're not supposed to do."
Exactly what did he mean by this? Is he referring to someone other than himself? Is there a cadre of supertrolls who go out to Rekieta Law in person to throw eggs at his place of business that I'm unaware of? His business is talking shit online. People talking shit about him talking shit online is not "touching the cow", it's just the natural course of events.

"The farms has gone so fucking south in the past, I dunno, eighteen months. It was long before me, it really happened with the Ralph shit."
LMAO I was literally thinking that Nick sounded an awful lot like Gator here when Gator was talking about how the farms always engages in gay ops to fuck with people, and then he just straight up says this. Nick. Get real.

"The weird theorycrafting going on about everybody is insane."
Yeah in case you missed it, that's the entire point of the website. It was originally a place to speculate on CWC's life, and now it's a place to speculate on everyone's life.

"Guys. I love the farms. Y'all are fuckin retarded."
Right back at you, Nick.

I sense a Dick Masterson moment coming soon if Nick doesn't get his shit together and learn to laugh off the shitposting like he claims he does.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So on Fridays show, now that I've listened through most of it, there was this weird clout whore on name Jessica Reloaded, and I'm curious I'd anyone else got the same feeling as on that super drunk Faran stream? To be more specific there was a lot of flirting between Nick and Faran, and a lot of flirting with this Jessica chick and everyone else but especially with Nick it seemed. They were all really drunk just like with the Faran stream as well. And Jessica seemed to be another raging slut like Faran as well, even though she was "only pretending "

What I'm getting at is do y'all think, as I do, we're gonna get more Nick dms about him and LR wanting to swing with her or some weird youtuber orgy a few months down the line?

I haven't had a chance to listen to the whole thing but from the substantial amount of clips that were made it seems worse than the usual Friday shows - tons of interruptions for someone to flirt with someone else or pretend to rip their clothes off. But remember on the same stream Nick insisted it was a deranged insane conspiracy theory to even SPECULATE that maybe there's something going on at these streamer meetups.

"People talking shit online doesn't matter. People going out and fucking with people's business intentionally does. That's the thing you're not supposed to do."
Exactly what did he mean by this? Is he referring to someone other than himself? Is there a cadre of supertrolls who go out to Rekieta Law in person to throw eggs at his place of business that I'm unaware of? His business is talking shit online. People talking shit about him talking shit online is not "touching the cow", it's just the natural course of events.

Turnabout is fair play but he's never really experienced it, so he feels like it's unfair.

Keep in mind, in terms of "fucking with people's business", he has literally said to the lawyer in the lawsuit against him "I will fuck your business":

He has been going out of his way to state the full name and city of Monty's lawyer's law practice as well. There's now been fake negative reviews added by Rekieta fans, you can check it yourself. When Rekieta previously covered stuff he would often explicitly disavow and discourage people making fake reviews. Has he done that in this case? He may have, but I haven't seen it.

Meanwhile Nick gets butthurt over people laughing at him online. The only person fucking with Nick Rekieta's business is Nick Rekieta.

 

[Strix454]

Exactly what did he mean by this?

Nick claimed he believed in unlimited Free Speech. But he now gives himself a personal exemption to belief in unlimited Free Speech when it concerns "his business". Its an excuse that allows him to claim to be faithful to his libertarian political ideology while doing things that are completely contrary to it. Its an excuse that allows to be pro-censorship with regards to content about him or content from his locals.