Business Anti-capitalist café shuts down due to lack of capital - Why aren't my fellow colonial death camp residers buying my coffee?!

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Barely a year after opening, an “anti-capitalist” Toronto coffee shop is closing its doors due to a lack of capital.

The Anarchist — a provider of “sweet and savoury” pastries and “trendy” coffees — was founded last April as a “subversive” alternative to what it called the usual model of workers “producing wealth for their parasitic employers.”

Instead, it will close permanently on May 30, according to a statement appended with the slogans “abolish work,” “people over profit,” and “land back.” The café was never able to employ more than one person, so Sims-Fewer will be its only layoff.

The café announced its demise with a lengthy screed denouncing its various enemies, including “professional class-traitors,” “Libertarians,” “the rich,” and Canada itself, which it called a “colonial death camp.”

“Unfortunately, the lack of generational wealth/seed capital from ethically bankrupt sources left me unable to weather the quiet winter season, or to grow in the ways needed to be sustainable longer-term,” explained proprietor Gabriel Sims-Fewer.

The entire enterprise had been subsidized by Pop Coffee Works, a micro-roastery that provided The Anarchist’s coffee and commercial space, apparently at much lower rates than market value. Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”

“Free market has been the best way in history to lift people out of poverty. Glad you’re out of business,” reads one community reaction posted by The Anarchist to its Instagram page.

The Anarchist openly barred members of the military and police officers from its premises, and often didn’t seem to be too happy about other patrons as well.

Service at The Anarchist apparently included explaining to a paramedic that they were willing participants in an ongoing genocide, or declaring that middle-aged “cis white men” who entered the store should be required to pass a “Basic Human Decency” qualification before ordering.

Upon opening, a mission statement by Sims-Fewer denounced the entire speciality coffee industry as a “toxic, oppressive” morass that was a “harbinger of gentrification.”

Although The Anarchist sold the exact same menu of high-priced coffees as everyone else (a simple hot chocolate is $5), Sims-Fewer maintained that his model was different in that it did not seek “short-term profits” and instead existed solely “to perform whatever function the workers decide, in whatever way the workers decide to do it.”

Open 9-5, Wednesday through Sunday, The Anarchist also included a small shop where patrons could buy handbags, stickers, posters and t-shirts bearing the slogans “do crime,” “all shoplifters go to heave,,” “compost all terfs” and “all cops are bastards,” among others.

“Painfully aware of the danger of commodifying radical politics, I try to work with small, relatively ethical (it’s all relative in capitalism) supplier-creators, keeping prices as low as possible,” read a shop disclaimer.


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> Whines about literally everything, all the time
> Shop is closed on Mondays, when weekend alcoholics are fixing for a coffee to stagger their hangovers
> Screeches about da ebul hwhytez on a city that is ~50% white
> Calls people who don't want to get professionally involved in this mess class traitors
> Barred cops and military from entering, nagged at paramedics
> Literally won't serve a customer whose political compass doesn't place him deep into the third quadrant
> Trying to keep the prices down to "avoid gentrification" while living in fucking TORONTO, in addition to adopting a pay-what-you-can model
> All evidence points to the ambience being awful at best. Imagine trying to drink a cup of overpriced hipster coffee while a raging soyboy berates you for merely existing
> Even pointed fingers and bitched at the company that ceded him products and use of property for peanuts
> Your name is now forever bound to a past that includes being a failed communist barista in Leafland


What a roundabout way of fucking your life up. Just mainline black tar heroine and bang crackwhores without a condom like a real man, at least you get some enjoyment on the way to the grave.
 
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The café announced its demise with a lengthy screed denouncing its various enemies, including “professional class-traitors,” “Libertarians,” “the rich,” and Canada itself, which it called a “colonial death camp.”
Gee, I can't imagine why nobody wanted to support the cafe with an owner that has that kind of attitude

He still has no self awareness as to why the whole thing failed
 
Also aren't things like hot chocolate and coffee most popular in the winter? I would think that'd be the busiest time of the year for a coffee shop.

I get that Toronto gets hit decently hard in the winter so demand will drop a bit but it's not Vorkuta.
The idea a coffee shop couldn't survive because of a winter downturn is pretty funny. This is just a lack of market.

I mean who wants this? You're either going to get Tims or go to a reputable local coffee shop that doesn't hate you for existing.

There's even a Starbucks almost directly across the road from this place lol
 
I personally love how upset people like this faggot (on either side of the political spectrum) get over libertarians. They didn't even bother hating on libertarians 10 years ago.
 
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"Anti-capitalist café" can't make solid money if no one likes the idea of making solid money, even with the help of trust-fund money.
 
The entire enterprise had been subsidized by Pop Coffee Works, a micro-roastery that provided The Anarchist’s coffee and commercial space, apparently at much lower rates than market value. Sims-Fewer did thank the roastery “for their generosity and patience,” although he has noted repeatedly that they operate their business on “stolen land.”

I'm sure Pop Coffee Works is just absolutely fucking heartbroken over this huge loss of a beloved business partner and friend.
 
If my experience with anarcho-communists is anything to go by, only people who thought exactly like the owner.
If there's one thing an-coms hate, it's people who think for themselves.

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"They had a different opinion" is just a longwinded way of saying : NAZI

Give them UBI so they can support themselves. But on one condition; they have to move to slab-city and they can never leave. If they leave slab-city we take the UBI away.
A lot of problems in society can be solved by a combination of UBI and slab-city. Probably most problems actually.
 
Open 9-5, Wednesday through Sunday,
People like routine so being open on Monday helps keep your store in a person's mind through the week.

Next, the hours are nuts. At 9, most people are already at their desks at work so the shop missed the morning office crowd. Closing at 5 means you miss having some jazz or ukulele concert in the evening. An evening closure allows you to sell your pastries too as dessert.
 
Reading the negative google reviews and the owner response is pretty funny but I am not convinced this is not some kind of performative art. If not, I hope he had some people come in and take some of his anti-cop or acab garbage and leave without paying for it. I bet he would be quick to call the cops on anyone who did so.
 
In another article ( Archive ), it states the shop also ran under a "pay-what-you-can" scheme, which contradicts the article in the OP about the shop "[selling] the exact same menu of high-priced coffees as anyone else".
I've noticed another paragraph has since been added to the article and of course he's sneeding hard about it as well:
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Some people in the comments have further elaborated that the pay what you want structure only applied to the basic drip coffee and all the fancier stuff was typical third-wave prices, but this is hearsay.
 
Ok, put aside all the political bullshit and let me say that I am so impressed that these morons managed to understand and not understand the assignment at the same time and that's quite the achievement, I am truly impressed, hahahaha.

I get what he tried to do: to make everybody equal earners of any enterprise... that's what their communist utopia is all about, that no one makes more money than the others and a system of inequality isn't created. That's in fact quite achievable... but this guy couldn't do it.

First, realise that the communism they want is a communism they don't get. It's not that you get to sit all day at your desk taking the pics for the social media while other person drives to buy and bring the coffee and another one makes the coffee while others keep the place clean. Either all do the same amount of work (otherwise you're causing resentment) or you share the duty equally between others.

And once you do that, you value what's the cost of every product and estimate how much extra you need in order to generate a profit after you paid for the production of the article and all the other bills (electricity, water, etc). What's left you have to share it equally between all involved.

FYI, I'm not saying that communism works, I'm saying this is how they should have done it, which they didn't and still didn't work. Also, the guy's an absolute sperg.

I get people in designer suits paying $1 for a coffee, and unhoused people trying to give me $10,” wrote Sims-Fewer.​

Yes, stupid. The people in designer clothes likely are smart enough to realise that they shouldn't be giving money away if they can avoid it, and that's the reason they have money in first place.
 
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