Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[biggacracka]

I love how Jack claimed he did the Mushroom Cheeseburger Casserole by himself when he quite clearly had help. Unless you're telling me he had girl hands during that recording for some reason.

Maybe it's the wendigo who said that, as he's hopping bodies?

 

[ZipDisk]

Jack does not allow reality to interfere with his narrative. I realize we'll never know the status of the backlog, because JACK doesn't know the status of the backlog.
I've mentioned before I wonder how many videos have fallen through the cracks, or Jack fumblefucking the editing process.

Ironically, I thought Jack on the Go was the more likely series to survive, but with his advanced decay and the Scalfatty shateau selling, both series are in about as precarious position as Jack's steadily declining health. That cheesesteak video really felt like the end of something.

 

[Uh Oh Stinky]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

 

[RollingRock2]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This but with ranch dressing

 

[Super Hans v2]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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If it's made wrong you blame your greasy and lame sausage fingers, Jack. Computers can't mishear you slurring extra extra extra extra extra thousand island and only give you three more portions.

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This doesn’t sound too different from a frozen yogurt shop. Or a salad bar for that matter. I’m sure they’ll still have attendants for if something breaks down or if people like Jack fuck up their own orders, anyway. Gotta keep at least one punching bag for the stroked out crip that can’t even hold a paper bag anymore.

 

[p1138]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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He's too retarded to have actually looked up any information at all about it. Clearly it has staff in attendance and they make a point of indicating that staff have involvement in the video they posted about it.

Fatty's idea of a salad made wrong will be because it involves portion control, and he can't get a bowl 50% filled with meat, cheese, and 8 ounces of dressing.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

I can’t help but laugh when Jack cries and screams about things he won’t live long enough to see, like next summer.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack is finding stuff to preemptively bitch about. If the future includes no workers to abuse, he wants no part of it.

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This is something that will never affect Jagoff because he doesn't eat salad. And when he does it's either loaded down with meat, dressing or both.

There's the infamous salad with half a container of Thousand Island Dressing on it:

Or the most recent one when he got the Philly Cheese Steak and the second container had a Cobb Salad in it. A "salad" in only the loosest of terms.

Fucker can't eat veggies unless there's cheese, dressing or load of meat along with them.

 

[densedance]

Fucker can't eat veggies unless there's cheese, dressing or load of meat along with them.

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

Jar garlic, dried herbs, add butter, mountain of parmesan cheese on top, complete with tasting face where he goes "mmm" but you can clearly see he hates it, because it's not meat.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Curious how Jack would do something like a Ratatouille. He would still manage to gratinate it or something like that.

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

 

[p1138]

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

"ooh, that's so hot" blows on fork "yeah, I can taste the sawsuj"

 

[Trig.Point]

He'd never do it because it's 100% vegetables. But then knowing him he'd add things like ham and bacon to it before smothering it in shreddy cheese.

Or he'd make a "Ratatouille Casserole" by adding big chunks of Italian sausage to it then say it tasted just like sausages with peppers and onions. Then say it's healthy because of all the vegetables while we can see it's swimming in grease.

Carrots, Onions, Celery, Peppers, Garlic and some sort of Tomato base. You cannot go wrong! Maybe add some sort of fish based stock and MSG. Serve it with whatever Carb you want whether it's Potato or Pasta, dust with some hard cheese and everybody is happy! I've lived with a vegetarian and combinations of this is what stopped us murdering each other.

If Jack wasn't such an ignorant fat fuck that had been forsaken by God. Then he'd be making videos about food that would help him post recovery. Videos that the YouTube algorithm would probably even like. Instead he keeps on carrying on.

I'm glad he's not dead, and I feel like the £2 that I gave the local Catholic (Chinese) church to light a candle for him was well spent. Fucking hell though this guy cannot learn a lesson.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Carrots, Onions, Celery, Peppers, Garlic and some sort of Tomato base. You cannot go wrong!

If you're Jagoff you can.

He'd cut them all different sizes because he's got terrible knife skills. Half the veggies would be burnt and half would be raw. Then use jarred garlic and dried onion instead of the fresh kind. Then dump a whole bag of shreddy cheese on top.

Besides carrots and celery have no place in ratatouille. The two ingredients that tend to be used in place are zucchini and eggplant although traditionally it's like Minestrone and it's whatever you had in the garden or picked up at the market. However zucchini and eggplant are always included.

If Jack wasn't such an ignorant fat fuck that had been forsaken by God. Then he'd be making videos about food that would help him post recovery. Videos that the YouTube algorithm would probably even like. Instead he keeps on carrying on.

He's had this choice handed to him before but he's always thrown it away. He talked, early on, about the importance of healthy eating but that was back in California. Once he moved to Hendersonville he completely gave up on it when he discovered BBQ.

 

[Trig.Point]

If you're Jagoff you can.

He'd cut them all different sizes because he's got terrible knife skills. Half the veggies would be burnt and half would be raw. Then use jarred garlic and dried onion instead of the fresh kind. Then dump a whole bag of shreddy cheese on top.

Mate you don't need knife skills. Only two sizes of chopped food big or small. I bought an elderly relative a Chinese cleaver (and a knife sharpener) as a present, she currently hacks vegetables up into random sizes (holding the cleaver above her head for dramatic effect), throws them in the pot with a stock cube a few chicken thighs on the bone, with a bit of Armotat (British MSG) . One forkfull is mush, the next is firm. It's delicious.

Besides carrots and celery have no place in ratatouille. The two ingredients that tend to be used in place are zucchini and eggplant although traditionally it's like Minestrone and it's whatever you had in the garden or picked up at the market. However zucchini and eggplant are always included.

Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Aubergine's like the rest of the civilised world. Anyway I think they don't break down in a tomato sauce like carrots and celery do.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Zucchini like the rest of the civilised world.

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

 

[densedance]

 

[GenociderSyo]

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He is confused on how to eat form both bags at once with only one functioning arm.

 

[Trig.Point]

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol.

Yes I did.... I'm now going to stealth edit my post so it makes it look like I didn't make a mistake.