Trainwreck Blair Zoń / Blair Victoria Kristy / iilluminaughtii / iilluminaughtea / illumisoapy / casperthefriendlyfloof - Anti-MLM channel on the decline, destroyed her own reputation + online career due to a misunderstanding

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I am so pleasantly surprised that she started off in the "Basic Bitch" category in the general thread, but now has spiraled into screeching manipulative fatty territory.
Same for me. I honestly did not know she was such a milk-rich cow. We just need one public meltdown and I could easily see this thread reaching 50 pages.

She mad because she doesn't look like that.
I think it's more that she sees herself (or wants everyone to see her) as attractive enough that she perceives the art as sexualizing her, and being the proud bitch she is, she has to act all offended that anyone would DARE to leer at her sexy, sexy body. It fits pretty well with her habit of posting heavily filtered "look at my boob" pics and then later posting stuff like "Stop sending me dick pics gosh".
Does anyone else think this thread should go into the Deathfat section? Blair is proving to be like the other Deathfats on that subforum or should this thread go into Internet Famous or the Beauty Parlour?
She doesn't seem like a deathfat. Internet Famous seems the best place for her. I see her in the same vein as Lindsay Ellis and Mauler: Fat, insecure, massive ego, hypocrite.
 
A CURAD product, maybe? Like band aids, or wart remover?
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Am I a bad person for hoping Blair needs wart remover?:lol:

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It just seems like the longer she ignores it, the worse it gets huh?


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Pronounced "vala cyclo vere".
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(Okay, I'm not 100% sure.)

I read those comments and I do feel bad for her editors too. Imagine the eggshells they have to walk on just to keep their jobs. They probably have to kiss her fat ass all the time.

I think it's more that she sees herself (or wants everyone to see her) as attractive enough that she perceives the art as sexualizing her, and being the proud bitch she is, she has to act all offended that anyone would DARE to leer at her sexy, sexy body. It fits pretty well with her habit of posting heavily filtered "look at my boob" pics and then later posting stuff like "Stop sending me dick pics gosh".

I see it more as a love/hate relationship. She knows she's fat. She hates being fat. But then she's got this ides that she's a sexy bombshell as well. There's probably a lot of yoyo dieting and crying on the scale and then saying "Fuck it! I'm gorgeous!". There's some kind of meal replacement drink on the floor in the bathroom. So it can't all be cupcakes and Hello Fresh firecracker meatballs.

In her video about 432 Park ave she talks about the elevators being broken in an 80 floor skyscraper then relates it to how much she hates the stair master and that the treadmill is another Hell altogether. So I'm thinking Blair is the type that has a gym membership she uses a few times a year. One of them being after New Year's Day.

The heavily filtered pics are sooooo obviously filtered. She goes a bit too far like most thots and wannabe thots do. Of course she wants you to send her dick pics. That way she can get mad at you for doing so while relishing the attention.

She doesn't seem like a deathfat. Internet Famous seems the best place for her. I see her in the same vein as Lindsay Ellis and Mauler: Fat, insecure, massive ego, hypocrite.

Yeah. She's just the fat bitch stereotype in the flesh. Give her ten and I think she'll be a deathfat at her rate. But right now she's no Slaton sister or Hamber or Foodie Beauty. If you put her in Deathfats Jen Armstrong will rain down lactose tears from that Big Cheese Wheel in the sky.
 
She doesn't seem like a deathfat. Internet Famous seems the best place for her. I see her in the same vein as Lindsay Ellis and Mauler: Fat, insecure, massive ego, hypocrite.
Let me weigh in on this: a lot of the drama isnt because she's fat and she's being affected by it; the drama is because she's internet famous. Therefore this thread should be in Internet Famous
 
Blair's newest video about the Hard Rock Hotel collapse in New Orleans just shills her Patreon instead of also having an actual sponsor. Is she finally out of sponsors now? She seems to have dumped out a lot of videos quickly. Plus, she's been shilling Patreon hard in the last few videos. Before it was sporadic. The occasional "Hey I have a Patreon" plug. Now I guess it's time to really start begging the remainder of her sheep to move on over there.
 
So the Leftist Mafia has deleted their video supporting Blair and put out a statement. They state Thursday they will annonce her status with them. Think its a safe bet they will cut ties with her. Statements around 25:30.


Also her patreon tiers have been changed your now required to pay $15 to access the videos before it was $10.

Her community tab has outted all of her sponsors for people to report her too them. She has given up doing any patrolling of comments and is ignoring the fact that almost 90% of comments are against her.
 
Her community tab has outted all of her sponsors for people to report her too them. She has given up doing any patrolling of comments and is ignoring the fact that almost 90% of comments are against her.
She has also stopped mass liking and scrolling through her public twitter, though knowing her I'm sure she has an alt. I wonder what the meltdown is going to look like. Her voice is too distinct for her to swap to a different persona, so her only options are disappearing forever and retiring on her supposed wealth, suing everyone into oblivion to try and scare them into silence and thus "win", or complete meltdown.
 
Also her patreon tiers have been changed your now required to pay $15 to access the videos before it was $10.

Talk about desperation. I'm curious to see what's going to happen on Youtube. She's done the DFE before. Do you think she'd nuke the channel if things get too bad? Or will she just shelter in Patreon for awhile and hope things blow over?
 
This is my favorite thread right now

i sometimes watched her, but somehow always had the impression she gotta be a huge bitch irl and that her research kind of sucks and she inserts too much personal views into her videos and barely can't really hide it when a topic doesnt interest her personally.

two particular instances i remember:

in her kat van d video she was trying to find out (read: proof) that kat van d has white pride ties. she framed kat van d's ex to be a nazi because of his swatiska tattoo on his neck.

the entire tattoo appears to be strongly spiritually/buddhistic inspired - its not using the typical slightly tilted nazi swatiska (hakenkreuz) and utilizes other buddhistic elements like lotus flowers.
she herself even acknowledges that it may be entirely possible its supposed to be intended as the buddhistic swatiska, but then tracks back with her typical "yikes sweaty :/" attitude.

not the entire western world is scared of this dumb symbol being interpreted as a nazi symbol, see the Finnish airforce using it.
she also tried to dig through the lipstick names of KvDs makeup collection to find ties to the white pride/nazi movement. because everyone is dropping hints about their alleged political orientation there for sure!

another instance of her research being kind of shit and her being unable to look at this topic without inserting her personal opinion was her devacurl video:

it has been some time (2 or 3 years) since I saw it, but it really felt like that she really didn't bothered with that one and only created it because some of her followers begged her to.
she had to mention all the time how she just cant comprehend how the "curl care meta" works, dropping dumb uninformed comments left and right, since she has straight hair duh and doesn't seem to be into haircare.
 
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So I was just thinking about that Jewelry Candle video. Blair calls out the company for not having the proper info on the website. Yet her own candle website is extremely confusing. The info is there. But it's harder to get to than it should be and you can't see available sizes unless you click on the candle image first. If you do the quick view instead you don't get that info at all. Although ingredients are listed, as are burn times. It's just that the design is very clunky. Yankee is kind of clunky too. But they are cheaper and have a lot of clearance deals. So it's more forgivable. I think whatever poor, overworked editor made the candle site just slapped on a template without adding much in the way of custom code. It's an unfortunate symptom of the modern internet. Clunky templates that look terrible on desktop and no mouseover info to give you a quick rundown of what it is before you waste time clicking.

It's also very hard to get to the 6oz candles. You need to use the shop tab at the top to get to the non-featured categories and then just keep looking. I'm thinking she may have done away with the 6oz candles because the only ones I'm seeing are leftover holiday candles. Editing to add that those candles are not on sale even though it's a month til summer.

It's $35.00 for a 6oz candle and $65.00 for a 13oz candle. I'm sorry. But I can get a decent 10oz candle at Walmart or Target for $4. I can get larger candles at Walgreens for $13 that smell really good and last a long time. Maybe these candles are amazing. But I cannot justify $65.00 for a candle when there are cheaper options.

Blair had shilled her candles hard in the Jewelry Candle video and said that her pricing was based on wanting to give her employees a living wage (that they have to kiss her fat ass to keep getting or end up like Wonder), and that she wanted quality, safe burning ingredients. Ok. But does that justify such a high price for only 13 ounces of candle? I know she's just an indie candle co. But that's a lot. Plus she lies so much about how she treats her employees that I have to wonder just how much she pays the candle people, where these candles are made and if the conditions are sanitary. She's such a slob that I hope the candles are made in some workshop she doesn't spend much time in.
 
pricing was based on wanting to give her employees a living wage
I'm doubting the living wage portion, however most of the price is actually coming from the materials used. Those candles from Target/Walmart/Etc are usually soy or paraffin based, which is insanely cheap. The glass they choose is also usually cheaply made, fragrances are as cheap and synthetic as they can get with as little scent as they can. If everything she is advertising is true, the base cost for these candles is pretty high judging from her sourcing and where everything is made.

I still wouldn't buy it because I think the idea of "luxury candles" is stupid and fits her vapid "i want to look rich, high end, and perfect" persona, but still just being fair here.
 
I still wouldn't buy it because I think the idea of "luxury candles" is stupid and fits her vapid "i want to look rich, high end, and perfect" persona, but still just being fair here.

In her love scams video Blair says she didn't grow up with money. If that's the case then she's one of those bougie nu-money types. Spends crazy amounts on designer stuff she wears once or twice. Splurges on food. Designer dog. Once the Youtube bux came rolling in she just went hog wild. People like that are incapable of seeing how fake and pretentious they look to others.

I'm thinking that she went with candles instead of soap because scented candles are trendier. Yet she seems to have never told her fanbase that she wasn't going to make the soap shop? It's very irresponsible to not keep them up to date.Especially if the domain now has a phishing site on it.
 
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