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When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

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  • August-September 2024

    Votes: 34 2.5%
  • October-November 2024

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  • December 2024

    Votes: 44 3.2%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Votes: 258 18.6%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Votes: 195 14.1%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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He genuinely looks and sounds like shit in this, even worse than the last video in my opinion. I actually felt a little scared watching this video, I truly don't think he has much time left
He also has the raspy bubbling congestive heart failure voice.

And the only (possibly) healthy item they got, they didn't bother to eat, the fat fucks. They just brought it home to throw it away and eat bacon-up out of a fucking bucket.
 

Is it just me, or is HOPE's back starting to become bowed in because these worthless sacks of shit took off the harness only once, which was to change it out to this one out of the red?

You're not alone in that thought. When it comes to HOPE, I hope that Jack dies in the same way that @AnOminous does. Because that shit is disgusting and breaks my heart. Especially since Jagoff is currently more focused on playing with a virtual pet for the next two days than his actual pet. Poor doggie didn't deserve those sacks of shit that call themselves her owners.
 
Try not to be a cave dweller, just call them Courgettes and Aubergine's like the rest of the civilised world.
We speak English here. If you want to speak French go to the Int'l section. Putain de merde.

Courgettes are zucchini. Did you mean to say aubergine? Also, implying the french and british are civilized, lol. :bork:
I've never understood borrowing French cooking terms when English terms already exist. I guess it makes them sound a little fancier but... in the end it's still zucchini and eggplant.

I prefer moulignon because it doubles as a racist slur.
Had to include this scene from "True Romance" because Dennis Hopper makes mention of this when he calls Christopher Walken an "eggplant".


Both Dennis and Christopher were amazing in this scene.

Oh boy ... Also since his latest Stroke he sounds like a heavily drunken guy all the time.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDBMz2kfktw
He literally sounds half-dead here.

And of course the only thing he cares about is it has a lot of chicken.
 
How did they ever think that was a pure-bred beagle? From the slenderness of the nose, I think it is a very small short haired collie or smooth foxterrier. Maybe, from the ticking with a bit of cattle dog or German short haired pointer, but it's too small for that. In any case, it looks like a mixed breed. Poor thing looks smart.
 
How did they ever think that was a pure-bred beagle? From the slenderness of the nose, I think it is a very small short haired collie or smooth foxterrier. Maybe, from the ticking with a bit of cattle dog or German short haired pointer, but it's too small for that. In any case, it looks like a mixed breed. Poor thing looks smart.
They're retards. The breeder, or whomever they bought it from, said it was a beagle and they just said "okay".
 
Doritos Condiments: Once again, reality delivers to Jack. I wonder if he ever sips ketchup the way we've seen him sip bbq sauce.

Run fo dey special.

I like how the comments sections have become utter hatefests.

We get the usual insight of real gud

I find it interesting that Jack's voice has become Maurice LaMarche's dying Orson wells.

Of course the highlight of his sysco meal was the dressing.
 
Has Jack ever given any kind of explanation/justification for why he thinks HOPE needs to wear the harness all the fucking time?
His only explanation is he's an evil, fat, lazy fuck who shouldn't be allowed to have animals. At least he's a gimp. Apparently Tammy is just as much of an animal abuser.
 
Has Jack ever given any kind of explanation/justification for why he thinks HOPE needs to wear the harness all the fucking time?
Poor pupper. She deserves so much more than what Jagoff and Hammy do for her.

They got the dog to fill in the gap once Jr. and Jr. left. Then they proceed to ignore and abuse it. Really makes you wonder what kind of parents they were... oh wait... we have av video of Jagoff admitting to choking out his son.
 
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