Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[LonesomeDud]

Who cares if Melissa McCarthy covers her arms or lives in sleeveless tops? They're her arms on her body. Her body, her choice indeed.

I find it insulting J puts herself in the same category as Melissa McCarthy. Melissa's a big girl who should lose some weight, but she has a pretty face and a good personality, not to mention she seems hard-working. Melissa McCarthy is not somehow fundamentally ignored because she is fat. I have willingly seen and enjoyed her her movies and television, and beyond a cursory "I hope she takes care of herself and her weight; I like seeing her in stuff," I have never thought about her weight or its impact on me.

They really think we just fixate on people's weight all the time.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:




She posted a pic from 2018 today.

Corissa IG:

 

[Yaks]

She posted a pic from 2018 today.

The nostalgia from when she could walk.

 

[LonesomeDud]

That was only 2018. That is amazing. I was tripping out about gray hair, but wow. She's an entirely different shape than she was five years ago. She looks so pretty and healthy. You can actually see she's a pretty girl instead of a dying monster. That is so incredibly sad, and she can't even acknowledge it without being cancelled.

 

[glass_houses]

@GenociderSyo thank you as always for your updates.

Interesting turn of phrase from Corissa: "If you are lucky enough to age" is that an acknowledgement about the limited lifespan of deathfats? Being able to take care of your children is absolutely a great reason to get any type of surgery, especially weight loss surgery. If you can't take your kids on a walk, there will absolutely be a shitload of other things you can't do. Watching parents on MSPL, yes, many of them do basic household tasks... but those tasks have to be brought to their lounge chair by the kids, and those kids then have to then complete what the deathfat parent can't do. If a deathfat can't get up from the lounge to make a meal, you do you think is doing all the scrubbing, vacuuming and general putting away? That's right, the kids. And even if a heavily overweight parent manages to remain moveable, that's not going to save their knees and hips, and when those go, who's taking care of the kids, the house, and the parent themselves? That's right, the kids. Can you imagine being a kid and having to physically help your overweight parent get up out of their chair or bed? It'd do your back in. Weight loss for the sake of your children isn't ablest, it's a necessary task for a responsible parent.

 

[Septictic]

@GenociderSyo - I so appreciate all your work. This was so much absurdity in one post. Riveting!

Julianna, you cannot tell trans tales and testosterone up, then turn around and call yourself a butch woman. I would not sex you, no one would.

WLS to spend time with ones children --> most hateful, evil, selfish ableist people! Corissa: This isn't about you. You have no kids, you won't get wls. As to the aunt monolog - you sound absolutely sick! Like he shittiest most selfish aunt. Thank the gods those children live across the U.S. (if memory serves me right.)

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Interesting turn of phrase from Corissa: "If you are lucky enough to age"

Deathfat activists always try to use the 'Ooooh no one is certain of the future, you could get hit by a car/aneurysm tomorrow' argument as a gotcha. Sure, you could die from various medical or environmental causes at any time if you're unlucky, but the fact is that on average in Western countries people who are a normal weight have every expectation to make it to at least 65, and/or to not die unexpectedly. Cope, Corissa.

 

[Clown Baby]

@GenociderSyo thank you as always for your updates.

Interesting turn of phrase from Corissa: "If you are lucky enough to age" is that an acknowledgement about the limited lifespan of deathfats? Being able to take care of your children is absolutely a great reason to get any type of surgery, especially weight loss surgery. If you can't take your kids on a walk, there will absolutely be a shitload of other things you can't do. Watching parents on MSPL, yes, many of them do basic household tasks... but those tasks have to be brought to their lounge chair by the kids, and those kids then have to then complete what the deathfat parent can't do. If a deathfat can't get up from the lounge to make a meal, you do you think is doing all the scrubbing, vacuuming and general putting away? That's right, the kids. And even if a heavily overweight parent manages to remain moveable, that's not going to save their knees and hips, and when those go, who's taking care of the kids, the house, and the parent themselves? That's right, the kids. Can you imagine being a kid and having to physically help your overweight parent get up out of their chair or bed? It'd do your back in. Weight loss for the sake of your children isn't ablest, it's a necessary task for a responsible parent.

I also find it interesting that Corpissa has a problem with the "narrative" that fat people are too hurply and roly poly to do anything physical with their kids when her half-dead wife Juliana is so obese and immobile that she can't walk for 30 minutes in the garden center.

 

[Eat and Yeet]

Deathfat activists always try to use the 'Ooooh no one is certain of the future, you could get hit by a car/aneurysm tomorrow' argument as a gotcha.

To be fair, it's hard to get hit by a car when you don't leave your house.

 

[Breadbear]

To be fair, it's hard to get hit by a car when you don't leave your are the size of a house.

Ftfy

 

[Angry New Ager]

Deathfat activists always try to use the 'Ooooh no one is certain of the future, you could get hit by a car/aneurysm tomorrow' argument as a gotcha.

Which is an idiotic excuse for remaining fat, or at least at the levels of morbid obesity these deathpigs are at. If life is so great, and fate so unpredictable, and a long life is not assured, then why would you spend it stuffing your face with garbage food (because these gorls are hardly gourmands)? Why would you speed up the process of aging and decay, and narrow your options, and miss out on so many of the things that make life great?

And I'm not talking about climbing Everest (though you could do that). Corissa ate herself out of one of the most fulfilling experiences people can have, which is having kids. Personally, I think she'd be a shit mother, but she didn't even keep that option open for herself—she just kept on stuffing her gob with crap. She can surround herself with dogs, and play twins dress-up with her niece all she wants, but when she brags about what a great aunt she is, you can't tell me she's completely happy about that. She wishes she was that kid's mother—which is why the child's actual mother barely gets acknowledged.

Then there's Juliana, who is only 30, and so incapacitated by her own fatness that she's been effectively housebound for the last three years. "ComfyFatTravels"? The only place she's traveling is to an early grave, and if she's lucky it'll be an aneurysm that takes her out fast—because otherwise she's going to make a lot of stops in doctors' offices, hospitals, and care facilities before she gets there. Having watched enough old people who didn't get hit by a bus, have an aneurysm out of the blue, or fat themselves into ill health deal with the frustrations and indignities of a medicalized existence at the end of a long life—yeah, no fucking thanks to that.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Corissa must not care if J dies. I feel like any spouse with an ounce of sanity would tell J she has to get weight loss surgery or it's over.

At a certain point, Corissa is a sort of cuckold to J's food addiction. J is too fat to touch a woman. She's too fat to move, so Corissa can't do anything for her.

I don't think a relationship can or should be entirely driven by sex, but what could they possibly do for one another that isn't talking about fat or gay stuff or watching something?

Are they just sitting there, eating their television dinners while watching Netflix, and one goes, "Hey, it offends me you watch these monoracial shows all the time, because reasons."

And the other one goes, "Now that's a good point. Let's turn this off and get some work done. I've been making a new image for an Instagram post, and I'm trying to do something with Ben Shapiro brandishing a gun and shooting trans women. You have excellent taste, and I'd like your feedback."

I feel like my very boring fantasy version of the Enneking household (Aprileo ain't included because we all know it ain't her house; she just lives there) is far more entertaining than anything they've put out in some time. Someone @ me if there's a wedding, new polycule, divorce, or funeral. Otherwise, I'm going to mosey along for now.

Corissa seems like a real front end office worker who lives for drama. I still have hope.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:

Corissa IG:


The candle company thats going to be at fat camp makes surgery scar candles, fleshlight candles and fat fat fat candles.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

"ComfyFatTravels"? The only place she's traveling is to an early grave

She can travel wherever she wants, shitlord. It's just a matter of finding the travel agency that will arrange for there to be a double-wide reinforced folding chair stationed every 3 yards from Corissa's front door all the way to fucking Europe. Just another human right fat people are being denied for no reason. Someone oughta amend the ADA or someshit

 

[LonesomeDud]

She can travel wherever she wants, shitlord. It's just a matter of finding the travel agency that will arrange for there to be a double-wide reinforced folding chair stationed every 3 yards from Corissa's front door all the way to fucking Europe. Just another human right fat people are being denied for no reason. Someone oughta amend the ADA or someshit

If J wanted to travel internationally, I have a few recommendations for those who are deathfats or deathfat adjacent.

1) Don't fly at J's size, but if you must, practice DVT prevention. Compression stockings, walking to the toilet every couple hours on the flight, chair exercises.

2) Take a glucometer and keep BID tabs on your blood sugar. Take a BP cuff and pulse ox. Take your meds and actually take them as ordered. Countries outside the US really struggle to treat deathfats on a number of levels. Even getting an IV can be a nightmare without an ultrasound. Thin privilege is knowing most doctors aren't stumped how to help you because you're so dang fat.

3) Have a health management plan in place with your travel buddies. Know what the plan is when the unplanned occurs and do your research. Don't travel to countries where they will struggle to treat you. Know the hospital you want if you have to be intubated and stabilized.


I get why it's daunting and why people get mad at fatties for being burdens, but if they can afford it, I think they should live their lives instead of grinding down Mallomars and being on SM/streaming constantly.

 

[Simon]

Corissa's still looking desperate to find a new feedee. Fat distribution on these heifers always fascinates me. They can be so fucking fat and yet, have zero ass. Or some have zero boobs. Fascinating.

 

[GenociderSyo]

J IG:


Corrissa Youtube:

Recap:


Total $1,307

Look 1 $148

Alter PDX Gwendolyn Dress in 70s Saffron Floral $148

Look 2 $128

Alter PDX Meredith Dress in Patchwork $128

Look 3 $120

Tuesday of California Breakfast Slip Dress $120

Look 4 $150

Tuesday of California (4x) Rodeo Dress $150

Look 5 $128

Copper Union Strawberry Shirt Dress $128

Look 6 $
What she says the dress is does not seem to be the same dress. Averaged the normal dress prices for her type of dress.

WRAY Limited Edition Collab Thorsen Dress $287

Look 7 $166

Melon Bay Utopia $166

Look 8 $160

Pana Mina Modal Satin Dress in Rose Gold $160

Archive:

 

[often puzzled]

She's not quite to Anna O'Brien levels of distorting the appearance of clothes, but she's working on it. It's always interesting when she wears such pricey outfits while ranting about capitalism. I would question how much of her audience can afford to spend $128 on a patchwork dress that looks like a bedspread, but then I remember Kelly Lenza and all the fat gorls who pay big bucks for Fat Camp.

The patchwork dress does look exactly like a bedspread. The neckline and pattern of the first dress don't play well with her shoulder/chest tattoo. The "strawberry shirt dress" looks like the housedress-smocks women used to wear around the house, and I'm betting I'm not the only one who remembers their grandmother wearing something similar (except it came from Kmart and cost considerably less). The "breakfast slip dress" looks like a cow print, which . . . yeah, just go ahead and make it easy for us, I guess? Miss Influencer could have also at least steamed that rose gold dress, not that steaming would do anything to improve the fit.

I love an @GenociderSyo fashion roundup. When you see it all broken down like this, it really sinks in how much Corissa (or Anna, etc.) spends on an individual haul-- it's really more striking when you see it laid bare like this. It's also really interesting to see how poorly things (don't) fit. You get a sense of it just by watching the video, but it's the pictures of how the clothes should fit that give this all the real "wow-- you've deformed yourself" factor.

It's also mind-boggling that she can call buying 8 new looks in one go "sustainable." Quite a mindset we've got going here.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Honest question, fellow Farmers...

I don't think Juliana's facial pube-curtain can be called a neck beard. She has no real neck. It's more like dark chin-fuzz. Or a furry dewlap.

Can we change its name from neck-beard to chin-pubes? Or am I overreaching here?

 

[Yaks]

Girl needs to get a better bra for fits or has she reached a point in her size where they don't really make supportive bras? All of those outfits would have looked way better if they were up a bit higher and more contained, as is they just look kinda sad.

I've got big ole knockers and even the cheap sweatpant spandex "sports bras" I get at walmart have significantly more lift.