Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

Not cornstarch but I’ve noticed a lot of weird food trends with them.

My sister worked with a black girl who would bring a giant pickle, slather it in grape Kool Aid powder and eat it as a snack. Maybe it’s good but it sounds gross to my white ass.

I worked with a black dude who would drench hot dogs in mayo before eating them. That shit turned my stomach

I remember seeing Kool-Aid pickles at the State Fair when I went back several years ago, though they were soaking in the liquid rather than being covered in it (basically involves replacing half of the pickle juice with prepared Kool-Aid), however, raw Kool-Aid powder is basically citric acid and flavoring and you're already putting it on something very acidic as-is.

Speaking of Kraft Heinz foods that are basically a few ingredients with flavor/color, pudding is in fact just sugar and cornstarch, along with flavor, color, and stuff to help it emulsify better.
 
I remember seeing Kool-Aid pickles at the State Fair when I went back several years ago, though they were soaking in the liquid rather than being covered in it (basically involves replacing half of the pickle juice with prepared Kool-Aid), however, raw Kool-Aid powder is basically citric acid and flavoring and you're already putting it on something very acidic as-is.

Speaking of Kraft Heinz foods that are basically a few ingredients with flavor/color, pudding is in fact just sugar and cornstarch, along with flavor, color, and stuff to help it emulsify better.
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I just realized your avatar looks like that cat just tasted a corn starch slurry. Funny and kind of related to this thread.
 
dumping paprika
I had the displeasure of a dinner recently where the tortillas were whole wheat and the sauce was provided by sysco. It was literally white vinegar and paprika. And those fuckers had the gall to call it "taco sauce".
If I weren't a guest I would have been tempted to table flip.

Also found a great meat washing argument that was like 5000 comments deep on facebook, but the FUCKING Liz virus hit the hosting. Now I've lost it. :(
 
Since it was a major retail holiday yesterday, cornstach americans bought up all the crab legs we had (with either EBT or suspiciously giant wads of money) we had in stock. That and a fuckton of shrimp, scallops, salmon, lobster tails...

Why do niggers like seafood so much? Is it literally just because "das expensive," so their ghetto asses think Red Lobster is fine dining to them?

Probably, considering how many of them refuse to learn how to swim for cultural reasons. Which makes this poem about black Ariel all the funnier to me

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For the "I can't get the photo to load on Tor" crowd--

When they tell
the Black girl
she can't play mermaid

ask them,

what their people know
about holding their breath
underwater

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Why do niggers like seafood so much? Is it literally just because "das expensive," so their ghetto asses think Red Lobster is fine dining to them?
It's been said before that a lot of "black" food in the us is just southern food, particularly louisiana-french-style food, where fried meat and seafood would have been common fare. It's safe to say that they have a cargo-cult mentality toward food culture and preparation.
 
Is that meant to feed into the wakandan myth of slaves throwing themselves off the ships to avoid slavery? I got a shit public education and even I know they chained them to the deck to prevent such happenings.
 
It's been said before that a lot of "black" food in the us is just southern food, particularly louisiana-french-style food, where fried meat and seafood would have been common fare. It's safe to say that they have a cargo-cult mentality toward food culture and preparation.

Granted, I do live in the south, but not on the coast. So all the seafood here is previously frozen shit unless you get your food straight from a tank. And I very rarely see non blacks buy crab legs as often as the ghetto riche.

Is that meant to feed into the wakandan myth of slaves throwing themselves off the ships to avoid slavery? I got a shit public education and even I know they chained them to the deck to prevent such happenings.

There are documented cases of slave ship merchants drowning slaves and one case of a slave chain gang drowning themselves, but you’re indeed right. What events that did happen are remembered because of how rare they were.

You also reminded me of the whole alligator bait nonsense, where black people claim that white people regularly threw black babies at alligators and even wild pigs well into Jim Crow times. Might’ve happened once or twice by a sadistic fuck, but commonly? Even Snopes called bullshit on it being that frequent (I’d link but Tor hates clearnet links)
 
Since it was a major retail holiday yesterday, cornstach americans bought up all the crab legs we had (with either EBT or suspiciously giant wads of money) we had in stock. That and a fuckton of shrimp, scallops, salmon, lobster tails...

Why do niggers like seafood so much? Is it literally just because "das expensive," so their ghetto asses think Red Lobster is fine dining to them?

Probably, considering how many of them refuse to learn how to swim for cultural reasons.
It's been said before that a lot of "black" food in the us is just southern food, particularly louisiana-french-style food, where fried meat and seafood would have been common fare. It's safe to say that they have a cargo-cult mentality toward food culture and preparation.
I think it is mostly what teriyakiburns said.

Mind that most Blacks may not have lived on the coast, but they did live on RIVERS, or in swamps, or in areas where that kind of food could be imported. When you think Southern seafood, you think of things like fried catfish, you can literally farm catfish by just stocking a pond and chucking corn and shit in it. Blacks were heavily concentrated in the Mississippi River Valley (catfish), Louisiana (coastal), the Lowcountry of Georgia and South Carolina (coastal).

Then, once a culture gets an idea that they eat something, it takes on a life of its own. Like, cultural behaviors are usually rooted in some geographical reason, there's a purpose to what they do, but it also has an inertia to it. It's like those Englishmen that would move off all around the world to colonies and still try to eat an English breakfast instead of the local food. So I'd say that it does come from being a river and coast people, but they also consciously eat their own people's food because it is their own people's food.

The reason I understand most of them don't swim is because with inner city ones they never get the chance to. And again, especially with Blacks moreso than other people, they have a self-defeating attitude that if Black people don't do a thing, they shouldn't do it. I remember going on a school trip once where over half the people there were Blacks from some inner city schools. There were canoes, and all the Whites went out and tried the canoes whether they knew how to or not. The Blacks mostly stood around on the shore and uncomfortably and sullenly mulled around. Funny enough, I happened to wind up in a canoe with a Black guy and his sister and they spent the whole time thinking they were about to die.

Black food isn't really any different from Southern food other than that you might say it's poor Southern food, they had to eat more cornmeal and livers and chitterlings and such, but poor Whites did too. But Southern food is basically based Indian and African crops with European animals and baking techniques thrown in. Indians barbecued, Africans and Scots breaded and fried, British gravies. Indians brought the corn, they had their own version of cornbread and grits and hominy come from them, and beans. Africans had rice, sweet potatoes, peanuts. It's a culinary tradition that couldn't have evolved anywhere else.


Edit: Like, I don't know if there's a stereotype that Blacks don't fish, but in the rural Deep South I see them fishing, riding ATVs, carrying on doing cracker shit all the time. I'd think they must swim too, even if it's in creeks and lakes. I think it did a lot of long-term harm to Black culture when they left the rural South.
 
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Re: black people and swimming - From what I recall from autistically studying history at 2am a few times, back in the days of slavery, those who didn't want to be slaves would often try to escape. This was a colossal nuisance for the slave owners who would have to go looking for them.
If the slaves crossed water, it was even harder to recover them.
What to do? Convince them that they can't swim, so they don't try to cross bodies of water. Then the escape routes are limited.
Black mothers were told their kind couldn't swim, and they taught their tiny children to fear water. Within a couple generations, very few blacks would go near it.

side note - one of the reasons the European settlers didn't use Native Americans as slaves was because they knew the land too well, and had tribe members around who would help free them. Imported people who were unfamiliar with the area and who had no friends or relatives were more likely to stay put.
 
side note - one of the reasons the European settlers didn't use Native Americans as slaves was because they knew the land too well, and had tribe members around who would help free them. Imported people who were unfamiliar with the area and who had no friends or relatives were more likely to stay put.
They used tons of slaves early on, but that was one of the big reasons it stopped, along with them keeling over if a White man coughed on them. Down in the Carolina colony the English had this system going where they'd kind of build up the biggest meanest tribe to be their professional slave wranglers. Outfit them with guns, favor them, that stuff. Eventually the tribe would get too big and become a threat in its own right and they'd betray them and pick a new one. After a few cycles of this, the current favored tribe - Yamasees - decided to preempt their destruction by gathering together all the tribes, making peace, and wiping the Carolinians off the map.

Motherfuckers almost succeeded. They burned down every settlement in the colony except for Charleston and besieged it. But, the Carolinians had made an alliance with the Cherokees, who swept down and saved them. (Ironic, given it was Southerners that later threw them out of their lands; of course Cherokees would at various times fight both for and against British and Americans).

Indian slaving was also trouble because it caused constant war that would ultimately wind up killing Whites and disrupting trade. But yeah, it was really hard to keep Indian slaves or White servants when they could easily flee into broader society.

The one case where Africans posed a similar problem was little islands with terribly mountainous terrain where they could hide out forever as guerillas (so, Haiti and Jamaica maroons), jungles (Brazilian quilombolos), and the swamps of America. Quite a few Blacks hid out around bayous in Louisiana and the Great Dismal Swamp up in Virginia, just apart from society. Down in Florida the Seminoles - a fragment of the Creeks - welcomed them in and turned into a mixed Black-Indian nation of refugees that wound up fighting for the Union (out in Oklahoma, though). If you meet a Black that claims Indian blood they may be bullshitting, might be descended from a Cherokee/Creek/others' slaves, but may also be Seminole, especially if they're from around Florida. I knew one who was legitimate.

It's also thought that Br'er Rabbit tales might have come from Black slaves adapting Anansi the Spider tales after entering with Indian slaves (who had their own rabbit trickster hero).
 
Since it was a major retail holiday yesterday, cornstach americans bought up all the crab legs we had (with either EBT or suspiciously giant wads of money) we had in stock. That and a fuckton of shrimp, scallops, salmon, lobster tails...

Why do niggers like seafood so much? Is it literally just because "das expensive," so their ghetto asses think Red Lobster is fine dining to them?
Complex recipes strike fear into the heart of the nigger, much like branding irons, paternity tests, and ropes hanging from trees. All the stuff you listed can be cooked in a pot of boiled water with a seasoning packet thrown in. Add some garlic powder and the seasoned salt you stole from Red Robin and "Bone Apple Teeth!"

Probably, considering how many of them refuse to learn how to swim for cultural reasons. Which makes this poem about black Ariel all the funnier to me

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Slight PL, but me and my sisters were in swim programs from ages 7 to 18. During the 13 years I was in those programs I didn't see a single Dindu enrolled on the other teams.

At one point during my highschool years, I got bored and decided to look at the old swim team rosters in old yearbooks. For the 20 years our school was open and had a pool, there were literally zero Dindus that joined the swimming and waterpolo teams, despite the fact that we had a fairly melanated student body over the years.
 
Edit: Like, I don't know if there's a stereotype that Blacks don't fish, but in the rural Deep South I see them fishing, riding ATVs, carrying on doing cracker shit all the time. I'd think they must swim too, even if it's in creeks and lakes. I think it did a lot of long-term harm to Black culture when they left the rural South.
Rural blacks and urban blacks are practically different races.
 
But wait, there's more...
The cornstarch is what makes it solid, and then gives the mixture some consistency. It's properly used for what it should do.

When they tell
the Black girl
she can't play mermaid

ask them,

what their people know
about holding their breath
underwater
Is that meant to feed into the wakandan myth of slaves throwing themselves off the ships to avoid slavery? I got a shit public education and even I know they chained them to the deck to prevent such happenings.
If they drowned, then they weren't that good holding their breath underwater.

You also reminded me of the whole alligator bait nonsense, where black people claim that white people regularly threw black babies at alligators and even wild pigs well into Jim Crow times. Might’ve happened once or twice by a sadistic fuck, but commonly? Even Snopes called bullshit on it being that frequent (I’d link but Tor hates clearnet links)
That's a scene from the Prince of Egypt.
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The biggest sin black peoples have with food is legit collard greens. That shit is straight up ass food.
I have to disagree collard greens are delicious if you get them fresh and cook them right. Fry a little bit of fatback and cook the greens in the fat and man they are good.
 
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Did those stupid niggers even watch the movie? They literally say the Egyptian king ordered the death of all Hebrew babies. They're jews, not niggers.

Then again, these are the people who got pissed that an Egyptian dude was cast to play Aladdin instead of a nigger, despite the fact that Egyptians are genetically Middle Eastern and Caucasian.
 
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Did those stupid niggers even watch the movie? They literally say the Egyptian king ordered the death of all Hebrew babies. They're jewish, not nigger.

Then again, these are the people who got pissed that an Egyptian dude was cast to play Aladdin instead of a nigger, despite the fact that Egyptians are genetically Middle Eastern and Caucasian.
There are many niggers that genuinely believe they are the TRUE AND HONEST™️ Israelites, and thus think those stories are about them (I blame it on the slavery narrative). It's actually hilarious, especially when you remember that most Afrocentrists also think the Ancient Egyptians were black, but you never see those two pieces of Kangdom really clash with each other concerning the logic loop of being both the slaves and slavers in the Exodus story.
 
#JustShaniquaThings
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And some more "Whypippo don't season dey chicken"
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Sidenote: corn, yams, cassava, and peanuts, three major staples in Africa, are ALL from the New World.
EDIT: UGH, it's pissing me off that all of the quote-tweets refuting this are talking about "AMERICANS" overseasoning their food, etc.
 
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There are many niggers that genuinely believe they are the TRUE AND HONEST™️ Israelites, and thus think those stories are about them (I blame it on the slavery narrative). It's actually hilarious, especially when you remember that most Afrocentrists also think the Ancient Egyptians were black, but you never see those two pieces of Kangdom really clash with each other concerning the logic loop of being both the slaves and slavers in the Exodus story.
I had the great misfortune of meeting some Black Hebrew Israelites "protesting" at my university a few years back, which basically boiled down to a bunch of angry Dindus yelling into megaphones while waving signs of bloody and abused white women and dead white babies. Worse, when the university staff tried asking them what praising violence against women and children had to do with Judaism, the niggers demanded they "either donate or shut the fuck up."
 
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