Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

Aegeus said:
Neither creature has ever done anything remotely worthwhile ever in their entirely worthless lives.
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Chris has accomplished a lot more than Pat has or ever will.

Chris:

1) Is a prolific writer and artist that has written and drawn far more material than Pat could dream of.

2) Has done literal tough guy shit like mace bitches at a GameStop and hit people with his car. Patrick is too cowardly for any type of altercation.

3) Has at least one 80+ hour documentary on his life.

4) Had a job once, and been to (community) college.

Pat has managed over the last 40 years:

1) Be fat
 
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RussianParasite said:
Chris has accomplished a lot more than Pat has or ever will.

Chris:

1) Is a prolific writer and artist that has written and drawn far more material than Pat could dream of.

2) Has done literal tough guy shit like mace bitches at a GameStop and hit people with his car. Patrick is too cowardly for any type of altercation.

3) Has at least one 80+ hour documentary on his life.

4) Had a job once, and been to (community) college.

Pat has managed over the last 40 years:

1) Be fat
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I imagine Pat and Cole Smithy are similar. It’d either be a clash of egos or they’d be bff’s straight away. The worlds greatest movie critic and the internets smartest tough guy.
 
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One of piggy's trolls is making new friends:

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A defender chimes in and inadvertently insults piggy's appearance:

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Look who responds almost ten hours later to correcT the record and admit to owning that ugly bloated face...

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Patrick has finished one of his pallet chairs. He really should have consulted his mom's second, better son Kyle, who I hear took AP Carpentry courses in high school and was a member of the varsity structural engineering team
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The big fella is really tempting fate here. It's now a race between the diabetes, heart disease, kuru, the methyl bromide from the pallet wood, a catastrophic car crash (safe is not his speed), liver failure, sleep apnea asphyxiation, and grievous bodily harm from the rapid unscheduled disassembly of his chair. Which will get him first? Or will they all catch up to him at once in some sort of comical Final Destination disaster?
 
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moseph.jartelli said:
Tired of twitter? Here's a brand new alternative:

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Does anyone (ahem), anyone at all (ahem), know the guy running that site?


If he wants input, we could start a new thread:

The W.G.A Strike Scab Tomlinson.org Diverse Writers Room
People can write 'tweets' and the community or the owner can pick their faves and the site owner post.

JustSomeDong said:
Hey Mom is it time to roll a new Kiwi account?
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Snitches don't get stitches because of the sad state of healthcare in this country. So calm your man boobs.

Seriously, publishing funny opinions on a website isn't crossing the Josh's Maginot Line Of P00 and touching the P00.
 
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I don't think he's going to fit. I'm not sure if anybody else has noticed but this guy seems to be a little on the large size. And I mean fat, not tall.
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somehow i hadn't previously noticed it, but now that you mention it, yeah, by current medical standards he is on the fat side of things.
 
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How much dust did he inhale or get on his skin while sanding the wood for those things? If it was a HT --Heat Treated-- Pallet he's okay, but if it was chemical treated... Oopsies!

The best way to describe the *chair* is in the words of Ned Flanders, Shah-dah-diddly! I'm wondering which joint fails first. My money is on the armrest to back "joint." Here's to the "Welp, I fractured my sacrum and coccyx and spent4 hours waiting in the ER. Here's what's wrong with the US healthcare system and how to fix it. 1/69"

SMH. If he wanted to sand something, why not sand off the rust on those cellar doors and give 'em a nice coat of rustoleum. It would improve the appearance of the house far more than those rickety booby traps he intends to place in his front yard to announce his swinger status to the world.

Geez Louise that is an ugly chair. That's not even junior high school shop class for retards spice rack level quality or appearance.
 
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John_Smith said:
How much dust did he inhale or get on his skin while sanding the wood for those things? If it was a HT --Heat Treated-- Pallet he's okay, but if it was chemical treated... Oopsies!

The best way to describe the *chair* is in the words of Ned Flanders, Shah-dah-diddly! I'm wondering which joint fails first. My money is on the armrest to back "joint." Here's to the "Welp, I fractured my sacrum and coccyx and spent4 hours waiting in the ER. Here's what's wrong with the US healthcare system and how to fix it. 1/69"

SMH. If he wanted to sand something, why not sand off the rust on those cellar doors and give 'em a nice coat of rustoleum. It would improve the appearance of the house far more than those rickety booby traps he intends to place in his front yard to announce his swinger status to the world.

Geez Louise that is an ugly chair. That's not even junior high school shop class for retards spice rack level quality or appearance.
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honestly im more upset with how terrible his garden looks in this pic:
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come on pat, do some basic landscaping, that looks very un-managed and un-kept. there i no color in that garden but green, wtih a lot of it looking like weeds or grass rather than garden type of plants.
 
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While I was doing some digging I came across something else I found interesting.
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His old fence was fucking backwards too. He build that as well? Also look at his tomato plants. Could just be a sort I'm not familiar with, there's a lot of them so I won't comment on how low they are, the ones I have are always very tall but I will comment on the brown there is. Those are not healthy plants. Ace gardener our salter of his own earth is not, I'm sure we're all shocked.
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And as a bonus burned treated wood is always a good idea, I wonder how many cancers that gave him.
 
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I choked on my coffee at the absurdity of this statement and the vision of the scenario Fatrick had in his mind.

*knocks on door
"Are you Adirondack Alec?"
"Yes?"
"We're with the cyberpolice: stalking division. Did you criticize a fat retard's poorly made chair on Twitter?"
"I guess so?"
"That's all we needed to hear. You're coming with us, child."
 
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