Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[rusty shackleford 1]

I can’t get over the absurdity of a grown “man” seeking so much validation for the “manly” shit he does. Men deserve praise too, but Patrick isn’t a man lol. I bet money when he does his diy projects he makes Nikki send Lynn the photos. I mean for fucks sake this man told Twitter when he got a new hammer, and bragged about finally owning an orbital sander that I let my young nephews use when they play with their uncle in the wood shop. I guess in a land of unemployed soy faggots the behammered man is king.

 

[mold]

B&R's weird defense of Patrick somehow made this thread even funnier

 

[AnOminous]

"We're with the cyberpolice: stalking division. Did you criticize a fat retard's poorly made chair on Twitter?"

It really does look like a medieval torture implement. Like a heretic who scoffed at the Wheel of Catherine would turn sheet white when threatened with the Chair of Fatrick and renounce his heresy immediately.

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

Okay I am retarded, not as much as Pat, but I feel like this:

is retarded. Like I'm sure there are actual factory-made chairs that do something like this but they have something to support it. Carpentry Kiwis help me but with my basic retard brain I think this:

Would give way more support and not have the back collapse, be you a fat retard who weighs 400 pounds or not.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Screws are NOT designed for shear strength. I would have used nails, or just bought one instead of fucking around with this disaster.

 

[AnOminous]

Screws are NOT designed for shear strength.

Or sheer obesity.

 

[internet friend]

Shoddy construction aside (and it is very shoddy), why would you even design the chair like that? Your ass is basically on the ground while your knees kick up to your fat faggot bitch tits level. That doesn't look comfortable at all.

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I wear this crown of fat
Upon my garbage chair
On top of broken decks
I cannot repair
Beneath the stains of liens
The money disappears
You are just a child
I am still right here

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Rick is clever with his drunken ingenuity; He built a Hoolie's meatloaf and beer sharting slot into the pallet chair:
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I'm getting splinters just looking at it.

 

[Simon]

Okay I am retarded, not as much as Pat, but I feel like this:
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is retarded. Like I'm sure there are actual factory-made chairs that do something like this but they have something to support it. Carpentry Kiwis help me but with my basic retard brain I think this:
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Would give way more support and not have the back collapse, be you a fat retard who weighs 400 pounds or not.

What a fucking idiot. This shit is going to immediately buckle under his corpulence. Also, what is with Fat and rotting or shitty wood??

 

[Bill Evans 45]

honestly im more upset with how terrible his garden looks in this pic:

Me too. I have seen nicer yards in Nevada trailer parks.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

https://archive.ph/WM1sr

They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

It's a shame that the "Captain Kutchie Key Lime Pie" bot \ autist no longer operates.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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https://archive.ph/WM1sr

They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?

It looks like they took down the tweet. Copyright image, too many funny comments for Fatrick to mald at, or was his invitation revoked after realizing he doesn't sell any books?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

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Hmm, someone needs to correcT the record, Pat's Mustang is a straight six.

 

[DumbDude43]

Fatty Pat has somehow secured another gig at some writer's convention.

View attachment 5129581

https://archive.ph/WM1sr

They have less than 1K followers on twitter, but their bio says they're 20 years old. I doubt small groups vet their guests as much as the bigger ones, but my God, I must wonder if some even vet at all? This guy hasn't completed a book in years, and he doesn't have the excuse of resting on laurels after churning out several NYT best sellers. This makes me believe they accepted him knowingly for attention OR the forerunners are all gunt-guards. He is one of several guests.

Also, why are they using a copyrighted image?

how high is the chance that OnA people show up at the con to fuck with him?
seeing a stalker child get escorted out by security while patrick screams "ENJOY PRISON!" in the background would be really funny

 

[Dean Pentel]

Fuck I missed you guys so much before my boomer ass found out about Tor.

I mean, it was a lot.

You know how Patrick is really, really, really fat? Like, you look at him and think his diet has to be fistfuls of literal plutonium, because what else could provide the calories to get so fucking inhumanly fat?

The amount I missed you all is a close second to that.

 

[grapeshark77]

He's still on the authors list - Paul Weimer is right below him! He didn't get a Twitter or Facebook shoutout, I wonder why.

https://genconwriters.org/authors/

https://archive.ph/wip/JKXkw

 

[Maude Snew]

You know how Patrick is really, really, really fat? Like, you look at him and think his diet has to be fistfuls of literal plutonium, because what else could provide the calories to get so fucking inhumanly fat?

My latest theory is that Fat Rick, fat as he is just catches meteors in his gravity well, much like the girthier planets in this solar system, thus protecting us from an extinction level event like what happened with the dinosaurs. They just didn't have the technology to have a faggot fat and stupid enough to save them. Unfortunately this puts us in danger of a different extinction level event should Milwaukee ever run out of Basketball Americans.

 

[AnOminous]

Hmm, someone needs to correcT the record, Pat's Mustang is a straight six.

It's actually been retrofitted to take a Daihatsu-C, a three-cylinder engine.