Best of Corporate Pride Month Items - Gotta get me some of that demographic money, right boys?

Holy month is rapidly approaching, corporations are gearing up for rampant consoomerism.

This candle is labelled 'Gender Euphoria', but likely smells like wanksock.
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Gays against Groomers has a rundown on rainbow crusted apparel available for kids at Target. Don't know how to post it here (boomer).

 
Holy month is rapidly approaching, corporations are gearing up for rampant consoomerism.

This candle is labelled 'Gender Euphoria', but likely smells like wanksock.
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Gays against Groomers has a rundown on rainbow crusted apparel available for kids at Target. Don't know how to post it here (boomer).

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Holy month is rapidly approaching, corporations are gearing up for rampant consoomerism.

This candle is labelled 'Gender Euphoria', but likely smells like wanksock.
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Gays against Groomers has a rundown on rainbow crusted apparel available for kids at Target. Don't know how to post it here (boomer).

Of all the tranny products, I dont want anything that smells like troon. The very idea is revolting. Eau de ditch, POUR HOMME
 
Holy month is rapidly approaching, corporations are gearing up for rampant consoomerism.

This candle is labelled 'Gender Euphoria', but likely smells like wanksock.
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Gays against Groomers has a rundown on rainbow crusted apparel available for kids at Target. Don't know how to post it here (boomer).

Of all the tranny products, I dont want anything that smells like troon. The very idea is revolting. Eau de ditch, POUR HOMME
Friends: I have smelled the horrid candle.
I report it smells like a baby's nursery, which is pretty horrifying when you think about it.
 
There was in interesting article from a few years ago hypothesizing that wokeness was going to get watered down by big business to the point that it becomes culturally irrelevant, similarly to what happened to hippy culture.


I know that even on some super woke online spaces that I see practically nothing but ridicule for big business' showboating during Pride month, so I wonder if that's a sign of where the woke movement as a whole is headed.
 
Holy month is rapidly approaching, corporations are gearing up for rampant consoomerism.

This candle is labelled 'Gender Euphoria', but likely smells like wanksock.
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Upon burning, the fragrance opens with subtle notes of stale air and unchanged bedsheets. It evokes a sense of wasted adolescence, time spent indoors cultivating a crippling addiction to Internet pornography. This is gradually lost to a sweet chemical mist, flavored lubricants and hair removal lotion compete with each other to an intoxicating effect. An unmistakable testosterone musk persists as the candle gradually burns to its extinguishing point, whilst the masturbatory fantasy world this candle pays tribute to will linger in the air for several more hours.
 
I saw this at the store today and got a good chuckle.
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I'm not sure if you would call this "mask off", or just blame it on everybody having two week memory spans these days. But wasn't it only around a year ago dogs (and kids) were getting monkeypox, both coincidentally in gay households?
I guess the gay pride umbrella has to include your dog now too.
I buy my dogs a lot of stuff off the seasonal clearance aisle because they don't care that their St. Patricks day chew toy is 3 months out of date, they just enjoy killing leprechauns and I enjoy only wasting $1.75 on the whole affair. I won't be buying them these because I don't want them to shit rainbows or get the pox.
 
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