Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Tony Vivaldi]

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LMA-FUCKING-O

Looks like the fucking Dirt Bike Kid - Ralphie from A Christmas Story trooned the fuck out

LMAO is rite WHERE BE MUH RED RYDER BEE-BEE GUN, NIGGAH?

 

[JimiHendrix]

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Honestly, this was lower than I expected.

i just want you to know i went to this site and posted some of my own stuff in, and it said i was overtly feminine, like way higher than the person above? did a text AI just call me a faggot?

 

[monstrous bubo]

i just want you to know i went to this site and posted some of my own stuff in, and it said i was overtly feminine, like way higher than the person above? did a text AI just call me a faggot?

yes it did

Spoiler

faggot

 

[Procopius]

Stole this from the MalesInDisguise twitter account, but it's too good not to share:

https://twitter.com/MalesInDisguise/status/1659305390729773056

 

[glass_houses]

Stole this from the MalesInDisguise twitter account, but it's too good not to share:

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https://twitter.com/MalesInDisguise/status/1659305390729773056

No house, no job, and quite possibly no family either. How ever will she cancel this beggar and ruin his life over his blatant transmisogeny?

 

[Muskcarpone]

Stole this from the MalesInDisguise twitter account, but it's too good not to share:

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https://twitter.com/MalesInDisguise/status/1659305390729773056

One of the main motivations for guys to troon out is to be able to treat actually disadvantaged people like shit and still claim to be "on the right side of history" while convincing themselves that no matter how badly they treat others, it is THEM who are the true victims in any given situations.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Troon gets self-aware and is 1 step away from lucidity but brainwashing and the urge to coom is too strong to snap him out. Immediately goes into a blind rage and destroys room with his vicious caveman strenght.

Just girly things!


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This poster says they’ll need to wait until they’re 18 for SRS but they’re already on hormones, self harm and have a “fear of my preditorialness”. I dread to think what advice they got from Reddit.

I did laugh at the concept of dead pronoun-ing though

 

[Gunter Hatherer]

How ever will she cancel this beggar

Most homeless beggars are cis-het men and therefore possessed of cis-het male oppressor privilege. Obviously. Am I right?

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Right, because Tim would never ever yell right into the face of a little old lady and then yell at a man for defending her. And of course the only reason a child would start crying is because she is "spoilt" and not because a hulking skinwalker with violent tardrage is menacing on her and her father.

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

For those brought here by the community post wondering what the hell a "TIM" is:
TIM = Trans Identified Male
TIF = Trans Identified Female

 

[Nick Obre]

For those brought here by the community post wondering what the hell a "TIM" is:
TIM = Trans Identified Male
TIF = Trans Identified Female

Can we just say Trannies and Pooners? I hate Pooner (as evidenced by my multiple spergouts about it over time) but at least there's no ambiguity and no initialisms, acronyms, hieroglyphs, or assorted terrestrial, extraterrestrial, and/or fae runes to decypher

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

i just want you to know i went to this site and posted some of my own stuff in, and it said i was overtly feminine, like way higher than the person above? did a text AI just call me a faggot?

Ha, I went to that analyzer site and 2 others and dropped in my last comment at kf of any substance. Got between 60 and 75% male/masculine. (I am an unconfused, unmistakably female woman.)

For those brought here by the community post wondering what the hell a "TIM" is:
TIM = Trans Identified Male
TIF = Trans Identified Female

Also (unless I'm fucking it up; I still have to repeat it to myself to remember which way the arrow points, like a 5-year-old doing addition on her fingers*):

TIM ~MTF
TIF ~ FTM

* random pointless PL about useful things from childhood I have a (brilliant) young adult child who still occasionally has to hold up left and right hands' thumb and forefinger to double-check left from right

 

[NoReturn]

Ha, I went to that analyzer site and 2 others and dropped in my last comment at kf of any substance. Got between 60 and 75% male/masculine. (I am an unconfused, unmistakably female woman.)

Also (unless I'm fucking it up; I still have to repeat it to myself to remember which way the arrow points, like a 5-year-old doing addition on her fingers*):

TIM ~MTF
TIF ~ FTM

* random pointless PL about useful things from childhood I have a (brilliant) young adult child who still occasionally has to hold up left and right hands' thumb and forefinger to double-check left from right

TIM = Timmy
TIF = Tiffany

 

[Susanna]

Ha, I went to that analyzer site and 2 others and dropped in my last comment at kf of any substance. Got between 60 and 75% male/masculine. (I am an unconfused, unmistakably female woman.)

At least you got something. All I ever score on those sites is a perfect Neutral.

TIM = Timmy
TIF = Tiffany

TIM = Male
TIF = Female

It's one of the few troon acronyms I find entirely unambiguous. It's no wonder troons hate them and call them terf dogwhistles.

 

[Nick Obre]

Until one of them comes up with something like "Transitioned Into Male/Female" and it spreads and off we go figuring out another term.

Just use Tranny and Pooner. There's no need to be clinical about it here.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Just use Tranny

Or troon (although I am aware that tranny makes 'em reeeeeeeeee more than troon does)

 

[Moon Cricket]

Spoiler: Ogre

Welcome to the rest of your life.


Lesbians don’t want men, who knew?


Lil’ pooner doesn’t want to date a fellow gross lil’ pooner.

 

[niggyfaggot]

This one's mild but it made me laugh so much at the level of ignorance she has to have in order to make this mistake.
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Why did no one tell me that men’s pants are supposed to be worn differently?

I didn’t know you were supposed to wear them further down! Is that why none of my work pants fit in the waist? I bought them for the measurements right around my navel, not the hips. I just tugged them down a bit and they look way better and are fitting just right now. This is actually more comfortable.
Feeling a bit stupid for all the times I jokingly teased my cis male friends in college for wearing their pants too low. I am the MacDaddy of Dumbassery.

Just picturing this pooner waddling around in her waist high jeans thinking she looks so manly and telling other men to stop wearing their pants so low funny as fuck.

Tfw you've got dem perfect breeding hips but are trying to pass as a male
I'd feel bad for them if it wasn't hilarious. Heck, I still feel bad truth be told. I have a lot more sympathy for pooners than the gross AGP troons. They still need to git gawn, but at least they are just coping with abuse rather than indulging in fetishes.

 

[Fungible penis]

Unintentional L on their part, but being told 'wow' by a Portland physical therapist is as 'Bless your heart' as we get up north.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

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I don't understand the reason why most troons do this me me me shit. Ive found that focusing on yourself and trying to be a certain way only makes the person more confused if anything cause feelings can vary on a dime. So the whole "feel like myself" spiel feels like nonsense since anybody can feel like anything at any time, with the right psychological input and the right emotional trigger. It's better to stay grounded and focused on something real, something objective and measureable instead of "I feel like X" and I don't understand why troons do this. It's easy to go down the slippery slope from "I want to fuck a woman" to "I want to be like a woman" to "I feel like a woman" to "I am a woman". Everything's bout looks for some reason when most of these troons probably have no skills and can't clean their rooms. Makes me MATI.