5/20/2023 - Guntstream KingPin 2: Electric Guntaloo - Ralph's Second Bowling Tournament - Time to rig the teams again!

[Reotardo da Vinci]

I hope the Podawful guy infiltrates again, he did some pretty funny coverage on the last one.

 

[Juhlonduss]

okay so this is happening tomorrow?

Nah, it was pushed back to May 20th a while ago and no one cared enough to update the thread lol

https://killstream.live/product/killstream-kingpin-invitational-tickets/

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

Poor Ralphie must've suddenly remembered the last time he threw one of these Jim mogged him.

We're getting another boggle-eyed "OMG, I won my own tournament" photo except this time it'll also have a flavour of "my wife left me".

 

[Audentum]

Ralph just got a new haircut for the event. Whats most interesting to me is his clearly receding hairline r=that we normally dont get to see.

 

[.iota.]

and he might actually even be there ...

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[Retribution]

Anybody know if Corinne will be streaming it this time?

 

[JhonVent]

There is probably goin be less people this time. The last Bowling King pin was actually an entertaining event for alogs. However, this king Ping looks to be a boring and depressing event unless shenanigans occur that no one could have predicted.

 

[gaystoner]

Ralph went live from Dallas to little fanfare.

 

[Tomato flowers]

Ralph just got a new haircut for the event. Whats most interesting to me is his clearly receding hairline r=that we normally dont get to see.

Oh wow he looks better… but why his head shaped like that?

 

[Tiger Jack]

"As we come closer to the event guests are to be reminded that use of the Designated Shitting Turret is reserved for members of the Jamal family only. Should guests need to do the needful, they are kindly requested to instead make use of the Designated Shitting Driveway or the servants quarters. Thank you, please come again."
- Dr. Jamal, MD, ESQ, POO

 

[Juhlonduss]

Ralph went live from Dallas to little fanfare.

Lmao, just looked at the replay. Seems he had difficulty getting his phone to stream to cozy and had to give up after a third failed attempt.
Snagged this screenshot of his hairline, it's even worse than what's in the pinhead picture

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

The lead-up to the first bowling alley strip mall event was awesome, with Ralph doing all kinds of stupid shit. This has had nil hype, it's almost like pure shame is leading the way to this weekend and the quieter the better. I mean I'd be ashamed too if the only way I could throw a party was to be pretend friends with a fat paki autist and beg his mom for permission.

You could compare a "Sober" Ralph event to people wanting to attend an event with Lebron James on a basketball court, only at the event Lebron won't even touch a ball and even discussion of basketball, or encouragement to shoot a few hoops, is frowned upon. The main interest in Ralph is seeing maximum white trash inebriation and behavior and he's promising not to be that at King Pin. He's only going to be able to take his precious xanax to cope which will make him even more boring.

 

[The Fountainhead]

Snagged this screenshot of his hairline, it's even worse than what's in the pinhead picture

Wasn't this fuckhead paid $600 to dye his hair blue? And wasn't he required to keep it that way for several months? Did he?

 

[Juhlonduss]

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Wasn't this fuckhead paid $600 to dye his hair blue? And wasn't he required to keep it that way for several months? Did he?

He was paid $300 to shave it a week before he was paid to dye it blue. Previous scammed dono goal takes precedence.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Just imagine the last king pin event Ralph was abandoning his premature, newborn daughter and wife that had just given birth to go make a ass of himself in Texas and stay drunk. This kingpin event the wife and daughter have abandoned him and he even can't drink. Tables turned.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

I'm betting money he'll drink
I wouldn't bet it'll immediately devolve into another drrunkard Ralph saga, though, but that's the start of rationalising when it's ok to or not

 

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I'm betting money he'll drink
I wouldn't bet it'll immediately devolve into another drrunkard Ralph saga, though, but that's the start of rationalising when it's ok to or not

I bet that not only will he drink, but he'll claim to still be sober while drinking.

"ONE HUNDRED DAYS WITHOUT" *sip* "BOOZE, PILLS. OR BLOW! LET'S FUCKING" *snort* "GO!"

 

[Muad'Dick]

Ralph just got a new haircut for the event. Whats most interesting to me is his clearly receding hairline r=that we normally dont get to see.

Got to hand it to the guy, making yourself look like a bowling pin for a bowling event is some next level dedication.

 

[Delamain]

fingers crossed he gets punched and served again but heyo its going to be a shitshow anyhow

 

[RussianParasite]

Lol I have a feeling this event is somehow going to smell worse than any sort of video game or weeb convention.

I also hope Ralph isn’t too much of a bitch-made pussy to drink a little bit. What’s a little booze at your little party going to harm? Nothing, unless you are a coward. Null would be so owned by Ralph overcoming an addiction and STILL being able to drink, all within less than a month’s time! That’s serious Ralphamale energy.