Would you rather fuck a tranny or sleep with a waifu body pillow?

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You've got two options:

1. Have sex with a "trans woman" (pre-op or post-op, your choice).

2. Obtain a waifu body pillow. One side is clothed but a bit lewd, the other has graphic nudity. You must sleep with this pillow every night for a year. It has to have an actual anime girl on it, not a joke character like Among Us.

Now as a weeb, I would definitely choose the second option.

But since a lot of you guys hate anime, would you prefer the first option?

Also, you MUST choose one. Shooting yourself in the head is not an option.
 
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I would honestly rather blow my fucking brains out than have sex with a tranny or be the kind of person who is comfortable sleeping with a girl shaped pillow instead of a real one, so no thanks - I'll take my chances with the 12ga. and just hope I am already retarded enough that it doesn't blow anything important out of my skull.
 
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Obviously the pillow, how is there even a chance anyone would pick the other option? As long as you aren't a weirdo it is literally just a pillow. Keep the nude side down to limit the chance of being more embarrassed if seen, but there is nothing saying you can't hide it during the day. It's a fucking pillow, after the year you might even like it enough to replace the anime pillowcase with a regular one and just use it how body pillows are intended.

This question is madness! Why would you do something so gross when you can just have a somewhat embarrassing at worst object instead! It's so simple! IT'S A FUCKING PILLOW! AHHH! It's fabric vs. a disgusting human being! why... why would you ask this question?! I am freaking out!!!

A PILLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
 
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When you say “sleep with” do you mean fuck or just literally sleep with?

It’s just a weird pillow at that point if you’re just sleeping with it, so I’d take that over the mentally deranged man with a genital mutilation fetish.

I already sleep with a stuffed animal, so I’ll take the pillow over the psycho any day.
 
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Yeah I'm not fuckin a dude. Ill take the 23 foot long snake lady pillow, it looks comfy as fuck.
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It's not like someone would be fine with my cartoon fuck pillow but think a monster girl fuck pillow is a step too far
 
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Body Pillow.

But the one of Mike Stoklasa that twitter Panda guy has.

Not the exact physical same one, of course, just the same kind. Lo Ping's must be full of panda cum by now.

Now, if there's a Rich Evans one, all the better.

And don't you tell me Mike and Rich are not anime waifus.
 
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