5/20/2023 - Guntstream KingPin 2: Electric Guntaloo - Ralph's Second Bowling Tournament - Time to rig the teams again!

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Was this at the same place as the last Kingpin, the one supposedly owned by some guntlicker? It doesn't look like it from the few seconds I bothered to watch. And he doesnt have the whole place to himself. Did he have to pay to rent out a couple lanes and a birthday party corner?

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Guess its over.
man ralph can't even be pathetically interesting.
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By what measure was it "successful," Gunt? Was it profitable? What were the attendance numbers compared to last year? Youre an "internet famous" "online talkshow host;" what was your peak viewership? How many new followers/subscribers/donators did you get?

How many tickets to the funtime Ali birthday castle have you sold?

Meet any cute chicks that werent paid to attend?

"Successful." :P
 
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Man, what a turnout! You had Wurzleroot, spending an uncomfortable amount of time filming peoples' crotches. Wooza, spending the entire time off on another planet. Ali Jamal, wishing he was anywhere else. And Beardson, far too excited to just be anywhere at all.
And who can forget the man of the hour, Ethan Ralph himself! Sitting in the corner, sour as a lemon, glued to his phone. Wishing to god he wasn't having to pretend to be sober, waiting for the right moment to duck out with no one noticing so he can get his money's worth with the prostitute he hired. Even he didn't wanna be there.
 
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for me, kingpin 2 was success
:amateur tech issues
:ethan bowling for multiple people, when it was pointed out that he cannot just keep throwing balls, he rage quit.
:prostitute who beardsoy was thirsting over
:piggy in a hat (always funny)
:low attendance, kept me entertained. from the two lanes to the three tables in the bar and the other patrons looking on with mild discomfort
:short white drunk guys running around calling each other nigga
:ethan hanging out by himself on his phone for a large portion of the evening
:previously mentioned proz, dipped once her pimp realized that everyone there was gay and broke.
:ali being bullied by his friends, taking out their insecurities out on the retard. this was uncomfortable and sad, it made my teeth hurt and actually mad at the ethan orbiters. i try to not get emotionally invested in anything online but this actually upset me. the pajeet is terrible in his own right, however punching down irl just makes you an deplorable human.

tldr: i was drunk and it was fun to have on in the background
 
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WTF? This was supposed to be the slumber party event OF THE YEAR! Didn’t happen at Ali’s house, and because of that traitorous bitch Pantsu Ralph couldn’t even enjoy himself by drinking.

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These people have the emotional maturity of drunk college girls that have no idea why they went to college and their best hope at a future is getting pregnant by some blue collar worker.
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That is a generous interpretation of their maturity. College girls at least got through high school with a GPA that got them into a college. They also can have sex they don’t pay for.
 
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Hypervitaminosis said:
"How embarrassing" -Mike Stoklasa 1935
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My decision to go to sleep early was objectively the best outcome.
From the clips I've seen all the random people in the background look annoyed having to deal with these people,
like when you are at a place and there is a loud annoying kids birthday party at the venue where you just have to put up with it.

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A man who is clearly enjoying the evening.

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I feel a bit bad for Ali, being visibly sensory overloaded, to autistic to jive with anybody and too retarded to notice people fucking with him.

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He could reliably hold the contents of his wallet between his chins.
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I honestly prefer hairy, unkempt Ralph to this shaved nutsack version.
Holy shit, he looks like a skinned frankfurter, I can't stand it.
 
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Particle Bored said:
Someone on Poast found the whore.
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Her InstaHo
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Christ is King!
 
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Particle Bored said:
Was this at the same place as the last Kingpin, the one supposedly owned by some guntlicker? It doesn't look like it from the few seconds I bothered to watch. And he doesnt have the whole place to himself. Did he have to pay to rent out a couple lanes and a birthday party corner?


By what measure was it "successful," Gunt? Was it profitable? What were the attendance numbers compared to last year? Youre an "internet famous" "online talkshow host;" what was your peak viewership? How many new followers/subscribers/donators did you get?

How many tickets to the funtime Ali birthday castle have you sold?

Meet any cute chicks that werent paid to attend?

"Successful." :P
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I wondered the same thing, but it's not the same place. This big event was Ralph just reserving two lanes on a Saturday night. Bowling a few games with other people was a fucking "event" for Ralph. I guess it's the closest he comes to having normal IRL social interaction with "friends", friends that require money or attention to show up.

Normal Saturday night bowling with a few people is a highlight of Ralph's social calendar and yet he still just sat on his phone alone most of night. I figure he was texting all the other people he thought were going to show up or is desperately trying to find any more people to come the big party tomorrow. I'd be shocked if there were more than five paid tickets for the Big Boy Birthday Party. Truly sad shit.

It does make me wonder if Dr. Jamal or Ralph had to pay Beardsoy or Wurzel to come to town or if they bothered to spend their own money for this shamefur display?

I'm really looking forward to the Paki autist's birthday party after seeing this awkward clan trying to socialize. Having them all together at mom and dad's house for birthday cake will be awesome.

I hope mom and dad Jamal really pull out all the gauche party and food stops at the McMansion for a dozen socially retarded rejects in their giant temple to bad taste. Fingers crossed it's catered like some local political fundraiser and Gunt et al try to play along and dress up. Looking at Ralph's luggage I fear we won't get a suit, but just his fancy Tommy Hilfiger and Airport BB gear.

I want to hear Ralph rhapsodize about their architectural atrocity of a home. Ralph is just the type of guy to be really impressed by the Jamal family's taste.
 
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It was the same place. I recognized the corner at one point where Ralph got punched and called Rape-it Ralph. It was the DJ booth. Ralph just had all his streaming shit on the booth last year where we couldn't see it.

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Cucktry Roads said:
It was the same place. I recognized the corner at one point where Ralph got punched and called Rape-it Ralph. It was the DJ booth. Ralph just had all his streaming shit on the booth last year where we couldn't see it.
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Really? Maybe I was confused, I thought they were in a different city this time. Guess the owner realized it was retarded to expect Gunt to fill up a bowling alley with his "fans" and just told him two lanes would suffice this time around. The owner must have lost a lot of money on the last event. The regular Saturday night crowd at his bowling alley would bring in way more money than that piss poor attendance and cheapskates that Ralph's last event did. Hell the regular Saturday night crowd will drink and bowl till the place closes, but Ralph's crowd scurried like rats after 10:30 pm.
 
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MirnaMinkoff said:
Really? Maybe I was confused, I thought they were in a different city this time. Guess the owner realized it was retarded to expect Gunt to fill up a bowling alley with his "fans" and just told him two lanes would suffice this time around. The owner must have lost a lot of money on the last event. The regular Saturday night crowd at his bowling alley would bring in way more money than that piss poor attendance and cheapskates that Ralph's last event did. Hell the regular Saturday night crowd will drink and bowl till the place closes, but Ralph's crowd scurried like rats after 10:30 pm.
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Yep. 100% it was same place. Just jumped through Cog's stream making more comparisons like the arcade cabinets next to the dj booth, and entrance video, but just found this bit where it was at Lakes Lanes, same as last year.

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