Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

patrick is too svelte and smart; he stymies the aTalkerchilds at ev'ry turn

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No, seriously, what cats?

There was a period a couple of years ago, when I paid far more regular attention to the Wu thread than I do now, where one of his dogs disappeared. They had three, and then when he posted photos there would only be two. No one, least of all him, commented on it or explained it - it was just only two dogs. For a pet owner Wu posts surprisingly few pictures of his dogs anyway, especially after lying that Gamergate killed one, but that's completely in character; he clearly doesn't give a shit about them.

So for Fat Pat to suddenly have cats... what cats? Even if that bio is insanely old, like 'still married to my first wife' old, I don't ever remember mention of a cat. Certainly he should be squealing about them being potential victims of the SWATtings if he has them currently.
 
From my archives of Fat Rick, that is so FAT it can't store files bigger than 4gb I bring forth these two past posts of cat:
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And do not click for your own sanity seriously it has his naked legs and feet
those are some truly rare ricks, i havent seen those ones before. still waiting on the legendary not fat rick, whomever has that one is sitting on a rare treasure.
 
those are some truly rare ricks, i havent seen those ones before. still waiting on the legendary not fat rick, whomever has that one is sitting on a rare treasure.
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I wouldn't say not fat but his mug shot is the least fat I've ever seen him. Well fat in body, he's always been fat in spirit and his face is still very rotund. He's always had this permanent frown.
 
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I wouldn't say not fat but his mug shot is the least fat I've ever seen him. Well fat in body, he's always been fat in spirit and his face is still very rotund. He's always had this permanent frown.
this man could have been a successful drywaller, maybe even a plumber, but unfortunately he either got too much or not enough meth.
 
those are some truly rare ricks, i havent seen those ones before. still waiting on the legendary not fat rick, whomever has that one is sitting on a rare treasure.
His mug shot was weirdly enough the non-fattest picture I've seen of him and the most flattering. Possibly his high school yearbook if anyone has that.
 
From my archives of Fat Rick, that is so FAT it can't store files bigger than 4gb I bring forth these two past posts of cat:
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And do not click for your own sanity seriously it has his naked legs and feet
Whatever happened to Robert Mewler? I don't remember hearing much about him since his fat owner impersonated him on twitter. I'm afraid that as soon as he got his account restored for the reasonable sum of $5000, Rick ate him as a snack between servings of pepperoni.
 
From my archives of Fat Rick, that is so FAT it can't store files bigger than 4gb I bring forth these two past posts of cat:
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And do not click for your own sanity seriously it has his naked legs and feet
Just normal heterosexual photos lol look at him daintily crossing his feet. This guy is so closeted.
 
those are some truly rare ricks, i havent seen those ones before. still waiting on the legendary not fat rick, whomever has that one is sitting on a rare treasure.
You have to go a long way back to find the not fat Ricks.
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Just normal heterosexual photos lol look at him daintily crossing his feet. This guy is so closeted.
Look how happy he is here being squeezed by Jon in comparison to other lappening photos
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Imagine if the lappening had turned out this way, Rick my not have become the rage filled, stalker scolding pig monster he is today.
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Imagine if the lappening had turned out this way, Rick my not have become the rage filled, stalker scolding pig monster he is today.
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"Patrick, your asshole literally looks like an elephant's trunk. Tell PCJ to take it easy on you."

"Not a rectal prolapse by any medical standard. Those are just your delusions, child."
 
You have to go a long way back to find the not fat Ricks.
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Look how happy he is here being squeezed by Jon in comparison to other lappening photos
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Imagine if the lappening had turned out this way, Rick my not have become the rage filled, stalker scolding pig monster he is today.
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His forehead's still expanding into territory that should be held by his hair. The council has spoken and he has been deemed fat even then. Even when you could see his Adam's apple there's chins lying in ambush there, come on. Also cover your bitch tits, man, have you no shame?
 
GenCon stopped being GenCon after it was sold. It's only gotten worse over the past decade. Hell, they even banned Ernie. While it would be a good idea to ban him due to the lawsuit WotC has against him, in reality it was due to his views on trans people and calling out the bullshit WotC pulled with the whole racism thing against D&D. The people who now run the convention are very anti-Conservative. Personally, it's not worth going to or promoting since they hate the hobby and only wish to get their Internet Points so they can hope to trade them in to lap up axe wounds.
So it's no longer a wargaming mecca like it used to be?
this man could have been a successful drywaller, maybe even a plumber, but unfortunately he either got too much or not enough meth.
This picture has a very strong "oh no he's hot" energy. Also how sad is it that the picture ever taken of you in your adult life is the mug shit you got for threatening to kill your wife and unborn child.
 
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So it's no longer a wargaming mecca like it used to be?

This picture has a very strong "oh no he's hot" energy. Also how sad is it that the picture ever taken of you in your adult life is the mug shit you got for threatening to kill your wife and unborn child.
Ugh I hate it but I agree. He looks like a chad in that one single photo. He must’ve hit the wall immediately upon walking out of the police station. Chadpat never to be seen again.
 
I like to think that KF serves as a sort of epilogue to his (and some other cows’) yearbook:

After (barely) graduating high school, Patrick found that his 1.7 GPA was not high enough to get into any school and was thus the end of his education. Years later, after holding down a “job” selling insurance, he would go on to threaten his now ex-wife with murder and voluntarily end his parental rights to his biological daughter. Around this time he also began his most well known hobby of pepperoni making.

While Patrick did write some banal, low-tier science fiction books that critics have dubbed “hard to get through” and complained “my insides cringed at every turn of the page”, Patrick now spends the majority of his time childing aTalkers on Twitter, building backward fences, and swatting his own house.

Most notably, Patrick has become increasingly fat since leaving high school. He is a fatty fat fat fuck, as pictures posted to his social media accounts highlight.
 
So it's no longer a wargaming mecca like it used to be?
It can be. Do you like wheelchairs, trannies, and furries in your games? Do you like trannies and furries at your table? Do you think orcs and drow are racist? Is Gary Gygax racist? Is the Imperium of Man fascist? If not than you're not welcomed there. Basically it's what DragonCon wanted to be until one of the founders (Ed Kramer) was found out to be a pedophile and wasn't given the time to grow that market.
He (Ed) has a case that is still on going I believe from 2019.

Possibly his high school yearbook if anyone has that.
I've posted that before.
 
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Do you like wheelchairs, trannies, and furries in your games?
Look, I like 100 ton war machines in my games as much as the next BattleTech guy, I'd just prefer it'd be not the players. Also I don't field the Hatchetman at all so no clue where all those axe wounds are coming from.
 
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