Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[glass_houses]

ngl, I do like those dinosaur pjs. But then I have a tendency to run through the house shouting "Dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur!" the way other people shout, "Bacon bacon bacon!"

That shot of the overweight woman squeezing through the plane aisle was bugfuck insane. At what point will airlines start to limit individual passengers due to their size? Can you imagine getting stuck behind that in an emergency evacuation? Passengers will die because they'll be trapped.

 

[GenociderSyo]

That shot of the overweight woman squeezing through the plane aisle was bugfuck insane. At what point will airlines start to limit individual passengers due to their size? Can you imagine getting stuck behind that in an emergency evacuation? Passengers will die because they'll be trapped.

Rather sure her hips are not as huge as Anna's as well.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

Can you imagine getting stuck behind that in an emergency evacuation? Passengers will die because they'll be trapped.

If you are a person of size (wish I was joking), you cannot sit in the emergency exit seats. At least until some POS will demand that it is discrimination and they should sit there too.

For science, is there a video of Anna sitting down and standing up? I think even the elderly passenger would have time to stand up and get in line by the time a landwhale manged to squeeze herself (/himself) in the aisle

 

[Barbarella]

Can you imagine being in a survivable crash landing, looking out your window, seeing this, and having an Anna anywhere near you?
Not only would she block the aisle, she’d be the retard who has to get her carry-on before evacuating. And she’d pop the slide going down.

Aircraft are supposed to be evacuated in minutes in a case like this. It can be done when everybody is mobile and follows instructions. But grab your bag or move slowly, get stuck, and need to maneuver? Nope.

It’s astounding that people like this think it’s their right to take up this kind of space and that everybody else should pay for their eating habits.


Do the Anna’s of the world not see that the rest of us can make it down the aisle just fine? Maybe somebody should start a “Person of Size” airline where the seats are wide and the prices for space and fuel are built in. Lure them with extra food, and say anybody whose ass can’t fit in one seat or who can’t get down an aisle must use them.

A girl can dream...

 

[TastyColours]

This is why it is best to stay nimble when flying. If an Anna-type blocks the way, it is in your best interest to be able to climb over all the seats to get to the nearest exit. In a panic situation, I would bet people would climb over the human blockage as well.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

Very much like the other yt fatty, fat Alex, she is shilling copilot.

Truly some pure lunacy and glorious shots of her flubber in that one.

 

[TC-P]

Did she state that this is a bullshit ad for Copilot? Fuck it is long. Am I the only one who noticed that your tummy moves from side to side when she is on her side? Second, if she had worked out consistently and eaten better, she would have lost weight. And she would notice it as clothing would start to be wearable. I mean, at her size, we are talking a lot of weight not a few pounds but anywhere up to 50 pounds is possible, as seen on My 600 Pound Life. The one thing I will give her credit for is that she is flexible, and I am amazed she can get off the floor all by herself.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She did not and nor has fat Alex who has made several videos about it.

 

[Carol from HR]

The one thing I will give her credit for is that she is flexible, and I am amazed she can get off the floor all by herself.

Do not be impressed by her flexibility. She most definitely has Ehler Danlos Syndrome which is a very common comorbidity of lipodema. Lipodema and Ehler Danlos Syndrome are both disorders of the connective tissues. Basically her joints are hypermobile which allows for extreme flexibility.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

LOL at her bragging about how "toned" she is now. 16 workouts seems like a very small number of workouts for anyone no matter how unhealthy and gigantic they are to see any changes especially if that person is eating 4,000 calories a day. Also, how did that trainer keep a straight face at the 500 pound woman in front of her answering her hobby question as "being active" and "walking"?

 

[CrispyLegs]

Damn, she’s so effing dainty!!

The fact she has such tiny tits for someone so gargantuan never fails to impress me

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

 

[GenociderSyo]

Looks like this thing she was involved in is something this guys personally does for IG.

She did a few workout IGs before the youtube in it shes shilling again Alani brand stuff.

As others have said Anna did a 12 minute long sponsored video which she did not indicate was sponsored. It was obvious though VERY obvious. This service is $130 a month and people have said its hard to stop it.


Recap:


Archive:

 

[gampboonerisms]

ngl, I do like those dinosaur pjs. But then I have a tendency to run through the house shouting "Dinosaur dinosaur dinosaur!" the way other people shout, "Bacon bacon bacon!"

That shot of the overweight woman squeezing through the plane aisle was bugfuck insane. At what point will airlines start to limit individual passengers due to their size? Can you imagine getting stuck behind that in an emergency evacuation? Passengers will die because they'll be trapped.

Fuck that, you could just kick her down and walk over her. I'd be more worried about her BEING the emergency. Heart attack or stroke could happen anytime, and if I can imagine one horror above all, its a death fat in a medical emergency. A super deathfat in a medical emergency on a plane sounds like ultra hell.
Lol, I'm thinking of those "so fat they had to cut the house" people. Anna would be the first "so fat they had to cut the plane".

 

[Blowupduck]

I was SO excited to get back on and pour over @GenociderSyo recaps of my favorite elephant ballerina, but I’m still having an issue of not being able to open the attached videos! (Sad face) Is it an iPhone thing, a user problem or just something @Null is still working out the kinks on? I used Orbot for VPN and Brave to access kiwi via Tor. Any pointers would be appreciated! I missed you gorls

 

[Breadbear]

Fuck that, you could just kick her down and walk over her. I'd be more worried about her BEING the emergency. Heart attack or stroke could happen anytime, and if I can imagine one horror above all, its a death fat in a medical emergency. A super deathfat in a medical emergency on a plane sounds like ultra hell.
Lol, I'm thinking of those "so fat they had to cut the house" people. Anna would be the first "so fat they had to cut the plane".

Too fat for the emergency slide.

 

[Barbarella]

I was SO excited to get back on and pour over @GenociderSyo recaps of my favorite elephant ballerina, but I’m still having an issue of not being able to open the attached videos! (Sad face) Is it an iPhone thing, a user problem or just something @Null is still working out the kinks on? I used Orbot for VPN and Brave to access kiwi via Tor. Any pointers would be appreciated! I missed you gorls

We are in the same boat. If somebody quotes a video I can sometimes open it, weirdly enough. Changing circuits can sometimes help, but not always. (With Orkut just stop and start again, or switch to Snowflake or whatever) I used to be able to see YT vids but now I get a never ending picture verification that never verifies no matter how many hydrants I click.


It’d be nice if people could post links where these videos are-I know Anna uses Tik Tok and Stories-neither of which I have but I might temporarily until this is back to normal. And/Or maybe just describe what she’s doing-on the rare occasions they do load it’s like 1995 internet and a slow slog, so picking and choosing would be possible for us.

No harm if not. I know we aren’t alone. I’ve tried Brave and Safari and I’ll try to see if Chrome works better tomorrow.

Back you your regularly scheduled deathfat. Did Anna really do a movie with Diane Keaton???

 

[GenociderSyo]

It’d be nice if people could post links where these videos are-I know Anna uses Tik Tok and Stories-neither of which I have but I might temporarily until this is back to normal. And/Or maybe just describe what she’s doing-on the rare occasions they do load it’s like 1995 internet and a slow slog, so picking and choosing would be possible for us.

Most of the videos she posts are IG stories that expire in 24 hours so can't really link to them and have them be up.

The videos issue is for everyone I can't even preview what I put up and that archive video took two hours to upload.

Tor really isn't made for archiving someone like Anna. It's getting pretty damn boring even trying to at times.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

I have SOOOO much to say. Where to start?

-That shade match is absolute lunacy. She did achieve something, but it's not what she thinks. She managed to create ombre skin from her orange face to her yellow neck and red, sun-damaged chest.

-So she was so blind without her contacts that she missed the fucking giant chair in the eye doctor office and fell on her ass, but her vision after the appointment is perfect. My guess is that she didn't fit in the chair and they had to figure out an alternative for her gargantuan ass.

-Stop laughing like a hyena at yourself, Anna. She wants to badly to be a lovable klutz always up to some wacky hijinx, but it's giving more laugh before you start crying and never stop over this dire situation.

-Just when you think her skin can't get any worse. Holy shit. It's like an edge-to-edge pepperoni pizza. Any skin care company that hires her to shill their shit again is officially off the list.

-Once again, her tone gets completely manic and defensive when she talks about how toned she is now. She knows she's full of shit and it's getting harder to convince her dumbass followers that she's healthy and active.

-I love when she starts talking about how shy and nervous she is to try new things and how she felt unworthy next to these pro actors and not wanting to ruin their production. When has she ever been shy and nervous about steamrolling into something and flailing all over the place before declaring herself an expert then doing a patty-cake clap "I DID IT" like a fucking toddler? She's not just cosplaying healthy and active, she's cosplaying that she's just a sweet, kind regular gal, when we know she thinks she's king shit of fuck mountain.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Do not be impressed by her flexibility. She most definitely has Ehler Danlos Syndrome which is a very common comorbidity of lipodema. Lipodema and Ehler Danlos Syndrome are both disorders of the connective tissues. Basically her joints are hypermobile which allows for extreme flexibility.

I don't believe she has EDS. If she did, even a mild form, her joints would be utterly fucked by now, given the crazy shit she insists upon doing at her weight.

She used to be an actual gym rat—it wasn't that many years ago that she was still really into fitness—and I think what mobility and flexibility she has are holdovers from those days. She's stayed just mobile enough to retain a surprising amount of flexibility, but I have a very hard time believing she has EDS.