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"Tiny little building, but packed with amazing flavors"
Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental
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Vincenzo's plate did a reaction video to Jack's lazy mans lasagna from 10 years ago. Vincenzo can be a bit pedantic, but his recipies are always decent and usually really easy for a home cook.
He kind of flits between 'Jack is a nice guy really' and losing his shit when Jack starts referring to himself as Italian, and saying he's going to feed the food to children. He participated in the comments for a while after first posting the video and people were going into Jack lore. Though he said he's never going to talk about Jack again.
He kind of flits between 'Jack is a nice guy really' and losing his shit when Jack starts referring to himself as Italian, and saying he's going to feed the food to children. He participated in the comments for a while after first posting the video and people were going into Jack lore. Though he said he's never going to talk about Jack again.
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This guy sounds like he's half-dead. Slurring his words, slow, stumbling over things. He's legit had another stroke or something but so minor it's not immediately noticeable but he's sounding worse than he did on his recent chicken fries video.
EDIT: Started watching the Vincenzo vid and @3:22 he refused to use his shreddy cheese because "he's not that lazy". In other words Jagoff during his California days cared more about his food.
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He sounds like he's dying.
Charlie Delicious
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No joke
He sounds worse with every video.
Real talk... It's getting hard for me to watch.
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He's noticeably declining week to week at this pont. No way he makes it to 24.
It's gotten to the point you can even see it on Hammy's face, the full weight (heh) of Jack's condition is setting in. I think she's finally grasping that her husband is already effectively dead, and all she has left of him now is semi-sentient bag of lard.
The way his eyes didn't move as he chewed into the sandwich was unnerving.
It's gotten to the point you can even see it on Hammy's face, the full weight (heh) of Jack's condition is setting in. I think she's finally grasping that her husband is already effectively dead, and all she has left of him now is semi-sentient bag of lard.
The way his eyes didn't move as he chewed into the sandwich was unnerving.
What I think happened is that Fatty filmed a couple videos with Tammy Jr and his gay pal right after he got out of the nursing home(along with that calabria pizza fat on the go episode), had ANOTHER health issue and wound up in the hospital again but got released shortly after and Tammy told him to keep his mouth shut after the ration of shit he got for whining about the nursing home stay.
Hell, it was probably right after the ribs because he was full mushbrain in that but not the half-dead state he's been in for the past 3 fat on the go episodes. His gay helper with the cooking is one thing, but he's almost to the point of Tammy needing to feed him(ignoring his stupid taco burger eating and everything else he does that's retarded). Combine that with the fact that they're in the middle of moving clearly the kitchen stuff wasn't filmed in the past couple of weeks.
As far as Tammy, she sounds totally exhausted because she probably is having to cart his stupid ass around, help with his videos, get shit setup in whatever new place they have, and is probably having to do his social media posts since Fatty has been suspiciously silent regarding the move with nothing to show or bitch about and is censoring his ass because she wants to minimize the dumb crap she'll have to deal with when his ass is dead within a year.
Yeah, I think Fatty had ANOTHER minor stroke or equally serious issue.
EatBeforeYouEat
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Dear lord these videos of him eating are even more grotesque than ever. He looks like he has aged 20 years since that stroke.
wowHe isn't even larping anymore. The keto-thing is done. A huge side of fries and dumping that sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup on everything. I'm sure Tammy is dumb like he is but there has gotta be a component of her just trying to accelerate the inevitable.
wowHe isn't even larping anymore. The keto-thing is done. A huge side of fries and dumping that sauce loaded with high fructose corn syrup on everything. I'm sure Tammy is dumb like he is but there has gotta be a component of her just trying to accelerate the inevitable.
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I'm not the only one who noticed the weird, British robo voice saying "you're enjoying the Jack on the Go show" right as the intro music ends, right? Why would he put that in? So bizarre.
The way he was eating this burger annoyed me so much. Like, why is he eating it sideways like that? It's like he wants to be as messy and sloppy with his food as possible.
Dollar Store Sentai
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Meat must always hit Jack's tongue first or his poor stroke brain rejects the food and it doesn't get a good grade.
Fatty has described this in detail, to the point of demonstrating it in a video. He eats the burger sideways so the meat hits his tongue first and he can smash the bread vegetable toppings against the side of his face to have an easier time ignoring it.
Yeah, it's fucking disgusting.
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Other than what @Dollar Store Sentai mentioned, it's because when Jack tries to eat a burger like a normal person, you get results like this:
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He loved da jalapenha virgin. Kind of funny he had a moment of totally clear, lucent speech when he said "lotta meat".
Really gud sauce especially for people with multiple strokes. You know it's a top-quality place when you've got soybean oil, HFCS and propylene glycol in the sauce.
Don't foget the sugar and dextrose(more sugar). and 1.5 ounces? that's a pretty good size, he'll only need 4 of those with his meal.
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That will go great with the 2.5 grams of sodium the burger and cheesesteak have, each. How the hell do you even cram 2.5 grams of sodium into a 5.5 oz. burger?
Five Guys' bacon cheeseburger is a lot bigger and barely touches half that even with toppings.
And don't even ask about the carbs...these aren't leaning keto to begin with lol.
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Why on earth is he suddenly declining so badly now, nearly three months after the stroke?
Did he have another health event and is just not talking about it? Or is he finally declining now because he doesnt have the hospital/nursing home staff taking care of him?
Did he have another health event and is just not talking about it? Or is he finally declining now because he doesnt have the hospital/nursing home staff taking care of him?
Like I proposed earlier, I think he had another minor stroke after recording the back from the nursing home ribs and he's so bad now that Tammy can censor him to keep his mouth shut. The last 3 fat on the go videos he looks and sounds half dead, significantly worse than the cooking with fat bruschetta and casserole nonsense.
Or another possibility is that Tammy has gotten so fed up with his ass, he actually has been heavily drinking and she doesn't care enough to complain about it.
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Yeah he's way more mushbrained than just a few weeks ago. Although when the bar is already that low, it doesn't take much of a drop for it to finally hit the ground I guess.
HWY55
Jack experimenting with llm.
True American Fartland bait.
Those are high prices for such a small restaurant. They're like a sit down checkers/rally's.
Jack brings back the classic seasick menu, instead of scanning it up and down like a functional human.
Jalepeno JACK Cheesesteak. Once again, reality bends towards Jack. Tammy instantly zeroes in on the "IT GOT YOUR NAME" hook.
The moose honestly sounds more like Jack's speed, no yucky vegetables. Just carbs and lards.
The burger didn't look half bad.
Jack is still coin slotting it.
God is still angry at Jack's continued existence, as illustrated by the weather.
A+ GUWD.
VINCENZO RETURNS
Vincenzo usually tries to tell you how to unfuck your cooking, but Jack appears to have broken him with rage.
About halfway through, he gives a tip on how to break up your ricotta and make it creamy. He explains WHY you do this, and what the benefit is.
Jack simply dumps the container. Like shit in a toilet.
He honestly breaks Vincenzo more than once. Vincenzo desperately hopes that Jack is a parody. He says that Jack will lose everything. That's prophetic for the green kitchen days.
I didn't notice any pedantry.
I like his analogy that Jack is like an untrained mechanic, just fucking around with tools he does not understand.
Jack experimenting with llm.
True American Fartland bait.
Those are high prices for such a small restaurant. They're like a sit down checkers/rally's.
Jack brings back the classic seasick menu, instead of scanning it up and down like a functional human.
Jalepeno JACK Cheesesteak. Once again, reality bends towards Jack. Tammy instantly zeroes in on the "IT GOT YOUR NAME" hook.
The moose honestly sounds more like Jack's speed, no yucky vegetables. Just carbs and lards.
The burger didn't look half bad.
Jack is still coin slotting it.
God is still angry at Jack's continued existence, as illustrated by the weather.
A+ GUWD.
VINCENZO RETURNS
Vincenzo usually tries to tell you how to unfuck your cooking, but Jack appears to have broken him with rage.
About halfway through, he gives a tip on how to break up your ricotta and make it creamy. He explains WHY you do this, and what the benefit is.
Jack simply dumps the container. Like shit in a toilet.
He honestly breaks Vincenzo more than once. Vincenzo desperately hopes that Jack is a parody. He says that Jack will lose everything. That's prophetic for the green kitchen days.
I didn't notice any pedantry.
I like his analogy that Jack is like an untrained mechanic, just fucking around with tools he does not understand.