Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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[Aegeus]

unfortunately he either got too much or not enough meth.

It's hard to get just the right amount. Too much, and you're doomed to a week-long wank session without sleep or doing anything else. If I had a nickel for every time that happened to me.

that shits all over the guy who almost single-handedly invented it

Gygax was the man. I've been into DnD for a long-ass time and I miss the days when women had strength penalties. Now we have trans handicapped BIPOC non-binary LGBTQWTFBBQ mutants on the cover of every piece of crap that WotC shits out. DnD died with TSR.

Her name is Nikki

Sometimes I feel envy for Fatrick's life when I think about how he hasn't had to work a single day for so many fucking years, leeching off of his closeted dyke "wife," but then I see a pic of what his balding alcoholic lesbian "wife" creature looks like and my envy disappears instantly.

transbians

Funny how troons are always "male lesbians." It's almost like they're just mentally-ill sex-obsessed perverts desperate for a way to invade female spaces, because they're so fucking ugly that no bio-woman would ever have consensual unpaid sex with them in a million years.

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I love when Fatrick replies to his Twitter trolls who have the username "PrisonEnjoyer" with his "Enjoy prison" copypasta. Such a great author that has to spam the exact phrase repeatedly without any creativity! It's almost like 1.2 realGPA Fatrick got his "book deal" solely as a reward for being a lackey for a group of convicted SFWA pedophiles or something.

Also, Fatrick has spent an insane amount of time recently building some shitty poisonous lawn chairs and a toxin-laden planter out of some trash wood he found for his five-square-foot "yard" that looks like something out of The Wire. He's shockingly dumb.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sometimes I feel envy for Fatrick's life when I think about how he hasn't had to work a single day for so many fucking years, leeching off of his closeted dyke "wife," but then I see a pic of what his balding alcoholic lesbian "wife" creature looks like and my envy disappears instantly.

She's more like a caregiver for a retard than a wife. I doubt there is much... marital action going on between those two.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

She's more like a caregiver for a retard than a wife. I doubt there is much... marital action going on between those two.

Nik is possibly more dysfunctional than Patrick. He's in charge of her meds, or so he says. Their hovel living arrangement is more like a retard house with Mama Robinson subsidizing their dumb behavior.

Edit: July 23rd is the anniversary of the murder of Bernell Trammell:

 

[Septic Tank Bomber]

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The way he insists to "debunk" any misconception is so fucking autistic, I wish there's a crowd funding effort to give him a comprehensive psychatric evaluation to he what the fuck is wrong with him

 

[Maude Snew]

The way he insists to "debunk" any misconception is so fucking autistic, I wish there's a crowd funding effort to give him a comprehensive psychatric evaluation to he what the fuck is wrong with him

In my expert medical opinion unlike most people who use various grades of brain to brain and die when they get a fatty brain embolism, his is made up almost entirely of fatty brain embolisms he had over the years and a small Star Wars figure he shoved way up his nose as a child. So he only has two speeds, fat, and IN SPACE. Notice how safety is not within those parameters.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The way he insists to "debunk" any misconception is so fucking autistic, I wish there's a crowd funding effort to give him a comprehensive psychatric evaluation to he what the fuck is wrong with him

If he were somehow forced into a comp psych evaluation, I pity the clinician who pulls that card. Pat would lie to make himself look betrrr and just because he lies about everything and can you imagine the childing the shrink would get, almost immediately?

 

[Bloitzhole]

A rascal has posted an old image of Patrick to r/roastme (archive) under the tagline "Come at me, children" garnering over 100 comments before removal. There is a clear theme to some of the top comments:



Patrick of course stepped in to "set the record straight" which appears to be the main activity in his life on his reddit account (current archive):



Incidentally, one of Pat's twitter exchanges apparently garnered over 35.000 updoots on the r/murderedbywords subreddit (archive) a couple of months ago, another indictment of the reddit userbase.

It is worth noting that Patrick's comment in which he inserts himself to take credit garnered no engagement whatsoever beyond the usual, reasonable, request to pay quasi:

 

[306h4Ge5eJUJ]

I doubt there is much... marital action going on between those two.

Wrong as always, stalker. Pat has ready access to his wife's pussy. Enjoy prison.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Nik is possibly more dysfunctional than Patrick. He's in charge of her meds, or so he says.

I wouldn't believe a word coming from his snout. All I know is that she's paying his debts and doesn't engage with trolls so the only dysfunctional thing about her appears to be turning her life into a living hell by staying with a dumb and obese drunkard, owner of one of the smallest dicks in the world.

 

[Lady Crow]

There is so much about Pat that is baffling. In the sea of chaos that is his behavior and personality, there is a smaller thing I can't stop thinking about: he still posts his Wordle every day.

Wordle, though fun, is no longer the fad it was. No one is impressed by it. No one could possibly find it interesting or engaging. Yet, he posts his Wordle every day. Why? WHY?!

I think it's a tiny example of his larger personality disorder - It's incomprehensible to him that any "accomplishment" may not be worth telling the world about. That's like publically bragging every time you catch a Pidgey in Pokemon and expecting praise. very Patformative.

Speaking of Pokemon, Pat looks like Snorlax. By that, I mean he's very fat.

 

[internet friend]

There is so much about Pat that is baffling. In the sea of chaos that is his behavior and personality, there is a smaller thing I can't stop thinking about: he still posts his Wordle every day.

Wordle, though fun, is no longer the fad it was. No one is impressed by it. No one could possibly find it interesting or engaging. Yet, he posts his Wordle every day. Why? WHY?!

I think it's a tiny example of his larger personality disorder - It's incomprehensible to him that any "accomplishment" may not be worth telling the world about. That's like publically bragging every time you catch a Pidgey in Pokemon and expecting praise. very Patformative.

Speaking of Pokemon, Pat looks like Snorlax. By that, I mean he's very fat.

Wordle has words. Books have words. He's good at Wordle, that means he's a good author.

That's his logic.

 

[Ashkenazi Porn Actress]

I've got a feeling that if he ever learn what caused the scar it's going to be something fucking embarrassing like Pat drunkenly slipping on a carpet, hitting his head on the rim of his toilet and giving himself a traumatic brain injury that way.

 

[poopshoes]

I've got a feeling that if he ever learn what caused the scar it's going to be something fucking embarrassing like Pat drunkenly slipping on a carpet, hitting his head on the rim of his toilet and giving himself a traumatic brain injury that way.

I think that bully might have done more than just break his arm as a kid, and pat just doesn't remember that part of the beating.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Pat writes like someone with severe executive deficits, so that forehead scar came as no surprise. I bet he got knocked out a bunch as a kid, just like a lot of sexual criminals and serial killers. Maybe Mama Raven sent him off to school in girl's clothes everyday, too.

 

[AnOminous]

Pat writes like someone with severe executive deficits, so that forehead scar came as no surprise. I bet he got knocked out a bunch as a kid, just like a lot of sexual criminals and serial killers. Maybe Mama Raven sent him off to school in girl's clothes everyday, too.

Rick writes like a goddamn literal retard. I don't think whatever gave him that forehead scar is the cause of his retardation, I think he just did something retarded, because he's a retard, and then retarded shit happened that resulted in a forehead scar.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Maybe the scar's from one of the children fighting back? Perhaps in the early days before he had perfected his method.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I've got a feeling that if he ever learn what caused the scar it's going to be something fucking embarrassing like Pat drunkenly slipping on a carpet, hitting his head on the rim of his toilet and giving himself a traumatic brain injury that way.

considering the embarrassing shit he's publicly posted about, it's not something like that

it's something that would be a thread he doesn't want pulled, something that makes him look like shit, or is tied to further arrests somewhere out of state ...

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

considering the embarrassing shit he's publicly posted about, it's not something like that

it's something that would be a thread he doesn't want pulled, something that makes him look like shit, or is tied to further arrests somewhere out of state ...

that would require restraint and forwarding thinking, neither of which piggy is known for. if this is the case i will eat my hat. but i think it is more just something he never thinks about like his cat, which is why he never posts about it.

though knowing piggy, im sure if the friendly prison enjoyers ever post about it he will correcT the record on it and tell us what happened. though it will probably be some really stupid and obvious lie.

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

it will probably be some really stupid and obvious lie.

My guess is that he drove his motorcycle to Hooligan's to celebrate his first book contract, got drunk and was revving his engine while holding the brake and tipped the fucker over and cracked his forehead on a patio table or the curb. He'll claim it happened while fighting Nazis or stalker childs, but I'm sure he brain damaged himself showboating or he drunkenly fell into his car pit while stumbling back home.