Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Joggin Noggin]

I don't pay attention to Noseman for two weeks and he somehow became an even bigger faggot in that time. At first while listening to the new MATI ep, I couldn't believe that Nick actually said the "they're messing with my business" shit, but alas he's gone full blown retard and is trying (and failing) to cast the thread laughing at him with actual life ruination tactics because he's butthurt.

When Null asks for even a modicum of evidence and you refuse to provide any, it's obvious that you're just a cow mad that people who once kinda liked you are laughing at your hilarious antics.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

That would be power leveling. There is no benefit in doing that. Oversharing only leads to things that can be used against one or dox one.

How so? If anyone cared to spend the time one could knit together what she's already dropped regarding being in his fandom from her 100s of posts. Personally I'm interested in what her moment of 'nope, I'm out' is. Or even why a supposedly British girl was interested in Rekieta in the first place. Someone asked me (for which I hid bc I'm well aware many are not interested). Am I not allowed to ask her?

Regardless, that's hardly any kind of dox. She clearly spends hours per day on this hobby (bless her). I suspect her motive is a little bit richer than simply laughing at idiots.

She flippin' tracks where Rekieta is driving to... that's some seriously awesome commitment.

Nobody is 'tistic enough to care about who lives where and draw up fucking mapquests of who would drive where to meet up for a drag show.

Really? Isn't that what Kiwi - or at least this thread - prides itself on? That is, knowing more than others because we track people and facts. I couldn't care less that, at most, 1-2 people got it wrong. I just knew that Nick would jump on it - and he did.

I also happen to think the swinging shit is overplayed into stratospheric levels but I've never said much about it. It's always more fun to engage in wild fantasies than the far more probable mundane: over-drinking, a normie midlife crisis, and a restless wife for whom he's trying to contain by being naked on a beach.

 

[Poop Shoot]

If I recall correctly he made like three posts and then fucked off back to Twitter the second he got his account back and never looked back.

Dammit, I got my hopes up for something interesting for a moment.

It was my fault, I should have known better.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I don't pay attention to Noseman for two weeks and he somehow became an even bigger faggot in that time. At first while listening to the new MATI ep, I couldn't believe that Nick actually said the "they're messing with my business" shit, but alas he's gone full blown retard and is trying (and failing) to cast the thread laughing at him with actual life ruination tactics because he's butthurt.

When Null asks for even a modicum of evidence and you refuse to provide any, it's obvious that you're just a cow mad that people who once kinda liked you are laughing at your hilarious antics.

It may not have been drawn out the same but I would put that moment up there with the boulderstream in terms of embarrassing livestream revelation. Once more of the details of this shitshow come out to a wider audience I'm certain that will be looked back on as a pivotal moment.

 

[Chibitzen]

There was a leak a while back from youtube that suggested she was rather obsessively reading the criticism there.
Personally refuting is just one of her options though.

That would betray her I'm an alpha woman yet sweet and sour disguise slash complex, ironically enough. I can't help but feel that not one iota of her is actually genuine. Whether she takes criticism badly or not, the point is moot. She seems codependent on Nick to keep herself within a sane range of emotional detection by others. Given her obsession with aesthetics (especially other women) and the obsessive need to be perceived as confident empowered woman, I doubt she would suddenly participate in pit viper like behavior and be open to courting online vitriol from other female anons when they see through it. That, I suspect, would be highly decimating for her personal equilibrium. The other tell is she seems to always be trying to disarm others with her "I'm so witty and so relaxed with myself" veneer. I'm being vulnerable, so I'm harmless! When she is with other males, she's in the mode to look for their approval. It's like she's always in competition mode and maybe that begins at competing against herself. Try to peel that onion.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

Leaving this here. Also, why is LR always magically in the bathroom?

 

[northstar747]

I asked because, I really checked out of rakieta's stuff pre covid.

I viewed him as the winner of IBS (which isnt really winning) He seemed more mature than Dick or ralph etc.

During the dep trial my own attorney was talking about him.

Then boom he ran off to club hedonism and I see butt pics.

Then something called locals and other shit I didnt really follow.

Basically I more aware of the meta that a once Z list E celeb in good standing went cow as this thread slowly turned on him. Even as people in this very thread were saying "pull up".

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

How so? If anyone cared to spend the time one could knit together what she's already dropped regarding being in his fandom from her 100s of posts. Personally I'm interested in what her moment of 'nope, I'm out' is. Or even why a supposedly British girl was interested in Rekieta in the first place. Someone asked me (for which I hid bc I'm well aware many are not interested). Am I not allowed to ask her?

Regardless, that's hardly any kind of dox. She clearly spends hours per day on this hobby (bless her). I suspect her motive is a little bit richer than simply laughing at idiots.

She flippin' tracks where Rekieta is driving to... that's some seriously awesome commitment.


Really? Isn't that what Kiwi - or at least this thread - prides itself on? That is, knowing more than others because we track people and facts. I couldn't care less that, at most, 1-2 people got it wrong. I just knew that Nick would jump on it - and he did.

I also happen to think the swinging shit is overplayed into stratospheric levels but I've never said much about it. It's always more fun to engage in wild fantasies than the far more probable mundane: over-drinking, a normie midlife crisis, and a restless wife for whom he's trying to contain by being naked on a beach.

I believe you underestimate myself and other Kiwis' peculaiar brand of autism (either clinical or colloquial) and overestimate your understanding of how the the site works.

This is not intended as a criticism; rather a somewhat blunt observation to inform as dispassionately as possible. I speak as an individual (because one should learn to never speak for the whole of the Farms based upon the fates of those who have attempted to represent to do so).

Spoiler: Thesis upon the Farms and you unique position

I believe that it is one of the mote egregious Kiwi faux pas to ask for personal informarion. I attempted to deflect the question deftly, but many of those posting here live in countries with hate crime laws or severe restrictions on free speech rights. At the least, most work in businesses that would not take to kindly to hearing about one's involvement on this site. I suppose that is why so many truly and honestly enjoy their involvement in a place where slurs are used ironically.

Perhaps it is something that truly needs to be experienced to fully grasp, but possible retaliation and punishment for self-expression changes your viewpoint on social interactions and is the reason many of us have complex digital facades and layers of security. America has largely been insulated from such fears, but the Speech Police are already hard at work upon the marches of the 1A eroding its foundation.

Second, you hold a somewhat more unique position that the average poster. As a somewhat already identifiable personality related to a cow, you probably lean more into the 'Kiwi Leak' category than 'typical poster' or 'a-log' or 'detractor'. You have less anonymity (in persona; nor just doxx), more information about the cow (for which people treat you differently), and more objectively identified attachment to the cow to colour your reaction and responses.

As such, your interactions here (at least on Nick-adjacent threads) are going to be different. I think you have actually received more deference than most, but the outlook and advice and gentle prodding from the collection of posters here is best summed up in 'lurk more newfag'. For some, it might be vitriolic, but for most it is an honest affectation of site culture and a warning post before heading off a social imteraction cliff.

TL;DR Site etriquette dictates that just because something about a member COULD be theoretically pieced together does not mean it it should be asked after. It takes a while (or a lot of autism) to comprehend the mores, bit if you are willing to laugh off the mis-steps and mild censure, anyone (except the most narcissistic like Nose) can find a place.

As for myself, I do prefer to only expose what information I choose to share, and remain cattish to the rest. I will admit that I have enjoyed the attention here, but unlike Nick I know that chasing that clout will end disastrously, so I actively try to downplay and understate myself as a personal check and safeguard. Head pats are alright, but I won't ask or demand a BJ. Be gentle though, I have autism...

Spoiler: Repeating old lore and more germane thoughts

I do not mind sharing that I only spend about an hour or so a day actively pushing this hobby of mine because so much of it is automated. It also serves as a demotivator to the psychopathic Nose-gaurds who have braved the scary dark web tool TOR to be here and seethe. You sycophants are just not that interesting.

Susanna only got doxxed because she herself provided some high value intelligence that gave me 80% (includive of what snatches of fact and vaugeries were knocking about my brain) of what I needed to do so. Same with Nicholas and his driving streams. It is not intended as a boast, but this shit is not hard--just an under-developed skillset in most people in the modern age. Many of the people with these skills (and fewer scruples) are scooped up to work for security services *sarcasm on* Take that as a statement or indictment on my abilitiy or head case pathology, as you will. *sarcasm off*

I also clarified some of the lore relating to logging Null has slightly incorrect in the MATI thread, but these disclosures are the exception to my general rule and made as concessions to individuals and a service to the community for whom I hold a special affection and am willing to make.

Recognise this as the exception that proves the rule.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I do not know what to make of Nick Masterson's boob rant. It doesn't come off as taking up a contrarian view. It strikes me as a really bizarre way to try to convince women to show more skin because it makes his peepee hard and don't you know skyscrapers are actually big peepees and Thomas Jefferson stuck his peepee in like a hundred slaves and kings would build bigger castles to house more women to stick their peepees in and in American Beauty Kevin Spacey was sad that his wife was no long the women she was in college who would run up to the roof to flash her boobs at helicopters and that means that passion has left marriages. Then to further obfuscate whatever point he's trying to make he then makes it a political issue by saying it's a non issue and trad stuff is bogus yo and people in the government or something who are pro modesty are full of shit or something. "Why aren't we focusing on the real issues?" well Nick, my boy, I can't name one public official or anyone in the conservative sphere of media, besides maybe some of the clowns at Daily Wire, who are even talking about how women should wear full button up blouses and that admitting that you have a sex drive is akin to communism. This is the dumbest strawman just so you can, I assume, make man whoring more acceptable?

I don't think that he and his wife are having issues because the only constant in his 10 minute breakdown was women need to show off more skin so men can look at them. At least I think because he even half way contradicts that by claiming he's not talking about being pro onlyfans stuff and saying there's a point of no return that women don't want to go to with their thottery but doesn't say where that is and seems to land on low cut shirts should be the norm? I really have no idea because there was so much nonsensical meandering all for some aging faggot to tell me how much I like boobs and I should just accept it. Thank you dad for that amazing fucking piece of wisdom.

I only watched up till he started talking, again, about how much Roberts sucks and my eyes went all glassy like. Maybe he later goes and coherently makes his boob rant into a salient argument but I really doubt it. This really doesn't seem like something so incredibly complicated that he needs 2 hours to extrapolate the deep ideas of to get me to understand.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

TL;DR Site etriquette dictates that just because something about a member COULD be theoretically pieced together does not mean it it should be asked after. It takes a while (or a lot of autism) to comprehend the mores, bit if you are willing to laugh off the mis-steps and mild censure, anyone (except the most narcissistic like Nose) can find a place.

As for myself, I do prefer to only expose what information I choose to share, and remain cattish to the rest. I will admit that I have enjoyed the attention here, but unlike Nick I know that chasing that clout will end disastrously, so I actively try to downplay and understate myself as a personal check and safeguard. Head pats are alright, but I won't ask or demand a BJ. Be gentle though, I have autism...

I used to think Nick was different than the YT tards who repeated the same script 'SJW BAD!', 'Kathleen Kennedy is OUT FOR REAL THIS TIME!', and the like. YellowFlash, TUG, and the other WeebWars clout chasers did this to a tee, but I thought Nick diversified. He even counseled other to do it once Rittenhouse ans Depp dried up.

Girl, I had this oh so weird and funny, yet obvious revelation, last night. How many Brits are deep into the red, white, and blue of YellowFlash, TUG, and Nick Rekieta? Probably not many, right? And who mods for both FlashCast and also Nick Rekieta? And who's into religion, taking serious offense at Nick's bastardization of Christianity? Other dots line up perfectly.

Edit: Grammar/words
Edit II: Don't you have 700 pages of Xino's "Secret Discord"? Planning on releasing?

 

[Spaded Dave]

I really don't understand that op.

The purpose of that type of op is pretty simple. If he can make the KiwiFarms look non-credible regarding a drag show then in his mind it will poison the accurate information we have about gay bars, Hedonism, swinging, etc. He's saying without saying "Hey, they were wrong and fooled about this so that means you should ignore anything else embarrassing they are saying". I'm sure it's pretty effective as well on at least some appreciable segment of his audience/sphere.

Other dots line up perfectly.

I'm confused, are you implying that you could dox Himedall's YT handle or something? Because the farms already has her full dox earlier on the thread. Her name is Matilda Jarbo, Matty for short, and fills her days with driving for UberEats to take care of her husbands daughter.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

I'm confused, are you implying that you could dox Himedall's YT handle or something? Because the farms already has her full dox earlier on the thread. Her name is Matilda Jarbo, Matty for short, and fills her days with driving for UberEats to take care of her husbands daughter.

Nope. I'm implying that she's more than just Himedall and Matilda. I couldn't care less who she is personally, though. Odd that she's such a gatekeeper if she's been doxxed already.

Edit: Btw, I give 0 fucks for myself. I came here assuming I'd already been doxxed, actually. I got angry when my family was called - which was either from this community, or from Locals.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Why are we still talking about Cynthia and doxing people itt fucking gay shit no one cares who you or himedall are talk about the cow or gtfo. That video of Balldo man talking about how he accidentally motorboated a go go dancer is absurd. I know it's been said by people itt before but bruh people in healthy marriages aren't going to places with naked or half naked women dancing around all the time. You can cope all you want. Also, I misheard her! I wasn't asking to be motorboated I promise! Riiiight. It's the same excuse as I was only reading playboy for the articles no one bought it thirty years ago and no one is buying it now. I was only at the strip club to hear that poor girl's life story. No one believes you unless you really are a gigantic faggot who prefers the pipe of your nigger bull in your stretched out asshole.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Girl, I had this oh so weird and funny, yet obvious revelation, last night. How many Brits are deep into the red, white, and blue of YellowFlash, TUG, and Nick Rekieta? Probably not many, right? And who mods for both FlashCast and also Nick Rekieta? And who's into religion, taking serious offense at Nick's bastardization of Christianity? Other dots line up perfectly.

Edit: Grammar/words
Edit II: Don't you have 700 pages of Xino's "Secret Discord"? Planning on releasing?

If that was your takeaway from my post, I believe the intended point was missed.

The purpose of that type of op is pretty simple. If he can make the KiwiFarms look non-credible regarding a drag show then in his mind it will poison the accurate information we have about gay bars, Hedonism, swinging, etc. He's saying without saying "Hey, they were wrong and fooled about this so that means you should ignore anything else embarrassing they are saying". I'm sure it's pretty effective as well on at least some appreciable segment of his audience/sphere.

In marketing terms, it is called 'Dirtying the Brand'. In order to do so effectively, however, you have to A.) Have someone who has a predilection for a commodity and B.) A long enough timescale and large enough decline in quality that overcomes A.

Instead, Nick opted for a good old, reliable frame-up job to discredit at a blow. How... KGB...

It still fails because the Farms is not in a position of public trust with the kinds of people he wants to screen from believing the speculations and facts uncovered here. It also lacks the requisite scale (It was done on a LOCALS livestream to maybe 150 people) and finally the audience is already slavishly loyal to Nicholas, so it was just red meat to them. Anyone outside the hugbox would think it strange that such a thing was raised, or perhap mildly amusing, but forgettable

 

[feral cat #6385]

why a supposedly British girl was interested in Rekieta in the first place.

Doesn't matter. Her reasons are her own.

Regardless, that's hardly any kind of dox. She clearly spends hours per day on this hobby (bless her). I suspect her motive is a little bit richer than simply laughing at idiots.

Oh I doubt she spends anywhere near as much time as you think. A skilled programmer can do quite a lot with automation.

Really? Isn't that what Kiwi - or at least this thread - prides itself on?

Compared to Rekieta's other antics, going to a drag show would be one of the more wholesome thing he has done.

At the least, most work in businesses that would not take to kindly to hearing about one's involvement on this site.

Got that right.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

I'm confused, are you implying that you could dox Himedall's YT handle or something? Because the farms already has her full dox earlier on the thread. Her name is Matilda Jarbo, Matty for short, and fills her days with driving for UberEats to take care of her husbands daughter.

You're not confused, Dave. Please. You track the same hours of Himedall. You get back to people on the same beats..You were among the first, including Himedall, to ask for all information I had if I wanted a 3rd party to disclose when I joined. I'm simply triangulating on basic facts from Occom's Razor.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

You're not confused, Dave. Please. You track the same hours of Himedall. You get back to people on the same beats..You were among the first, including Himedall, to ask for all information I had if I wanted a 3rd party to disclose when I joined. I'm simply triangulating on basic facts from Occom's Razor.

If you want to gossip about people itt go back to locals or one of your gay little discords. No one gives a shit. Stop shitting up the thread.

Spoiler: gay

I'm a little MATI stop trying to make yourself the center of attention cynthia you dried up old wine mom. Just because the thread has been sucking your dick more than they would most people because you could have "interesting" info. Doesn't make you special. Post less lurk more.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I don't think that he and his wife are having issues because the only constant in his 10 minute breakdown was women need to show off more skin so men can look at them

This man has daughters.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

I don't have time to summarize all of last night but I wanted to point out one thing real quick. During the YT superchats he told a story about a time him and LR were at a bar. He described people coming up and flirting with him and his wife separately at bars in general and then tells a story about when they were at a bar at closing time. LR was talking to a group of women and some chick comes up to flirt with him, he points out his wife to her, she looks and sees his wife with the group of women rolls her eyes and leaves.

To me it sounded like LR was potentially acting like a hoe trying to bring back another hoe for the night, and this other chick just didnT like that sorta arrangement. Idk exactly what about it gave off that vibe but his story just didn't seem right. Someone in the superchats even said "sounds like swinger shit."

There was another point in the rumble superchats before unbreaded where someone said something about intelligence being forever, as opposed to physicality, and Nick pointed out that wasn't true because of head trauma, amnesia, alzheimers, and at the very end he ended in a sorta strange, maybe disappointed, inflection "drugs" could also cause a loss of intelligence. Idk if that's him recognizing what seems to have happened to him but I thought it was interesting.

 

[feral cat #6385]

This man has daughters.

I feel so bad for the dude's kids. Two complete fuckups for parents. I hope they manage to be normal somehow.