Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

I'd bet Pat was slapped around on a weekly, if not daily basis on the schoolbus/at school. By his own account, 'bullies' broke his arm. In my own experience, and I'd bet in most people's, bullies don't generaly actually go that far even with aggravating retards like Pat. I wouldn't be shocked if one of his bullies whacked him in the head with a pipe or piece of wood or a brick.
 
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Nah man, it's because his old profile picture was the only one where he didn't have all his chins showing and he's too fat to take a new picture now If Pat was smart he'd buy some clips, and use them to hold his fat back for a photo like Homer Simpson

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Gwydion said:
I'd bet Pat was slapped around on a weekly, if not daily basis on the schoolbus/at school. By his own account, 'bullies' broke his arm. In my own experience, and I'd bet in most people's, bullies don't generaly actually go that far even with aggravating retards like Pat. I wouldn't be shocked if one of his bullies whacked him in the head with a pipe or piece of wood or a brick.
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Artist's rendition of Pat's school days:



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Artist's rendition of Pat's school days:

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wrong sTalker arTist child, we all know pat is an actual real tough guy who would have spoon fed those bullies their teeth. you have been charged with felony false artist's rendering, enjoy prison.
 
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Bloitzhole said:
A rascal has posted an old image of Patrick to r/roastme (archive) under the tagline "Come at me, children" garnering over 100 comments before removal. There is a clear theme to some of the top comments:

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Patrick of course stepped in to "set the record straight" which appears to be the main activity in his life on his reddit account (current archive):

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Incidentally, one of Pat's twitter exchanges apparently garnered over 35.000 updoots on the r/murderedbywords subreddit (archive) a couple of months ago, another indictment of the reddit userbase.

It is worth noting that Patrick's comment in which he inserts himself to take credit garnered no engagement whatsoever beyond the usual, reasonable, request to pay quasi:

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I'd give that an 8/10. I'm not going to say that wasn't funny. But they should've picked a better picture. Like this one:

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Illuminati Order Official said:
She's more like a caregiver for a retard than a wife
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Still, Fatrick S. Faggotson is pretty lucky in that he has a wife with a mum who pays for everything. Faggotson hasn't had to spend a single second working or studying for ~90% of his adult life. I don't count his quid pro quo payoff from the SFWA for being a literal public defender of convicted child rapists (and likely pedophile himself) as "work."


What is it about Milwaukee (where Faggotson lives) and fag child rapists (tautology) running wild? That faggot Dahmer was actively raping, killing, and eating male children in Milwaukee for a decade and a half. Maybe the Faggotson negroni sausage thing isn't just a joke. It really makes you think.


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Faggotson is presently trying to openly flirt with some disgustingly morbidly obese whore on Twitter. I think I figured out Faggotson's gimmick. He is obviously gay, but he is able to eke out a living by flirting with disgusting 500+ lb land-whales and ugly old geriatric boomer cat ladies at his "conventions" where he convinces them to buy his shitty trash "books" in exchange for eating out their rotting, stinky, unwashed, and fish-smelling vaginas.


To sum up, I'm saying Faggotson is fat, an actual retard, and only the ugliest, fattest "women" and gay men (gay men have no standards) will have sex with him.
 
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Big story going around about a young graduate student who recently went to a megachurch and convinced all of them to abandon their belief in God with a simple presentation. First, he premised that God could not create an object so big he couldn't lift it, then he pointed to how fat Patirck S. Tomlinson is. They all clapped and instantly became atheists. That student was Norm Macdonald disguised as Albert Einstein.
 
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Curly Bill Brocius has been pestering Rick on Twitter for a couple of months by engaging with and informing Rick's fans of his poor behavior by posting the mugshot, arrest report and a collage of Rick's rape tweets in response to Rick's prison threats, and I recommend checking him out before the account is banned because it's fucking funny. Curly Bill has a couple of custom made Fatrick coffee mugs and a wife with great big South American/Nazi expatriate miscegenated tits:
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Bloitzhole said:
A rascal has posted an old image of Patrick to r/roastme (archive) under the tagline "Come at me, children" garnering over 100 comments before removal. There is a clear theme to some of the top comments:

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Patrick of course stepped in to "set the record straight" which appears to be the main activity in his life on his reddit account (current archive):

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Incidentally, one of Pat's twitter exchanges apparently garnered over 35.000 updoots on the r/murderedbywords subreddit (archive) a couple of months ago, another indictment of the reddit userbase.

It is worth noting that Patrick's comment in which he inserts himself to take credit garnered no engagement whatsoever beyond the usual, reasonable, request to pay quasi:

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Skinny Rick looked like a dweeb, but a dweeb you could tolerate being around.

If he still wore glasses, he'd look like a bizarro Jared Fogle.
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I'd give that an 8/10. I'm not going to say that wasn't funny. But they should've picked a better picture. Like this one:

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You're not supposed to have a pompadour with a fade/high-n-tight haircut, unless you want to look like a flaming fag.

Pat probably thinks he looks like a Marine, rather than a fat Bert from Sesame Street.
 
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