Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

That it was ok to lust openly after other women even in public and even to your partner while married. He left the final line that actually cheating might be wrong if you did it. But nothing else was. Push them right up to the line of cheating and then if they do cheat, its their fault.

This niggerfaggot needs to quit trying to recruit Jesus into his increasingly pathetic defense of his degenerate faggotry.

 

[Potatoherder]

Not much to add but i have noticed this had happened a few times:

Originally i had thought rumble was doing weird file splitting but the time lines up exactly when he does the yt cutoff. Either the drunkard is messing stuff up or rumble is having more growing pains.

I'll also add that i didn't expect him to go full into the "Jesus wants my wife to cuck me" route. That is one step above the 'she comes home to me' delusion.

 

[AnOminous]

Just as a reminder, according to Nick we are autistic, incel, conservative prudes who want Nick to be our daddy.

This may be the most annoyingly stupid thing this fat faggot has ever said. There is nothing I want less than a "daddy" who is younger than I am. Nick is a fucking babby to me.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

This may be the most annoyingly stupid thing this fat faggot has ever said. There is nothing I want less than a "daddy" who is younger than I am. Nick is a fucking babby to me.

I don't need an e daddy I just want one internet personality just one to not turn out to be a drooling degenerate retard

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

When did Megan Fox start showing her entire boobs on a livestream? "Conservative" YouTubers get more insufferable every time they appear on camera.

I thought she was a mother and Trad enough to avoid such noncery. Her boomer take on women going to meet men at Home Depot or bookshops gave me false hope... Also her talk about submitting to her husband and not doing things he asks her not to do, buoyed me...

It took several streams of Rekieta harassing her to show off for her husband and stuff like that, then her husband after she started dressing more revealing apparebtLy liked it and convinced her to stream like that. That was months ago I assume ots just normal for her now.

Not much to add but i have noticed this had happened a few times:
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Originally i had thought rumble was doing weird file splitting but the time lines up exactly when he does the yt cutoff. Either the drunkard is messing stuff up or rumble is having more growing pains.

I'll also add that i didn't expect him to go full into the "Jesus wants my wife to cuck me" route. That is one step above the 'she comes home to me' delusion.

It's the upload from YouTube, sometimes he forgets to stop it since it's automatic. He has been forgetting a lot recently.

 

[Terrorist]

I do not know what to make of Nick Masterson's boob rant.

Yeah that was total fucking word salad on his part. I'd respect Nick more - still very little, though - if he admitted he DGAF about what's best for society and just wants to coom to boobies that aren't attached to his busted wife.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another archive and more LOCALS spergery!

The new Still-Life account 'Still-Life-' (Clever...) first posted on this day.

Spoiler: Still-Life is banned

Here is the banning message:

Still-Life-​	YOu're Banned FOREVEr!
Still-Life-​	Great job guys.
Blake_GlenGarry​	wow - who was that?
Still-Life-​	Me this morning.
Blake_GlenGarry​	but...you're here lol
Still-Life-​	Magic!
Blake_GlenGarry​	Back like Palpatine
Sally78​	Wow

sanglant​	how did locals not know to include the infraction? hopefully it was something illegal
Still-Life-​	Who cares, I didn't even look. It's done now.

sanglant​

they took your joke threats seriously? wtf

Kiwis took him down... LOL!

Still-Life-​

I learned a lot about this. It has to do with that trannie faggot and the kiwifarms website everyone is always talking about. So they do coordinate attacks on people to cancel them or whatever.

sanglant​

hmm, wonder if null has realized what there up to

Sally78​	They are simply crazy
sanglant​	that shit gets small sites shutdown and there hardware seized

Southanarchist​

Yes, you have indeed been crying like a Down syndrome 8 year old day for breaking a TOS you agreed to. But do go on

While talking about Still-Life, he is an interesting fellow. One day making death threats and the next talking about history and tech supporting the clueless Karens with video and audio equipment...

Still-Life	No Man is SInlesss
Still-Life	Jesus was the Human son of God.

Still-Life	He was Human because the earth is impure.
Still-Life	God and Man.

Still-Life​

Whenever I have horrid diarhrea, I pretend that I'm Blastoise from pokemon and just say; 'Blast blast toise toise blast!', to make shitting more fun and less painful.

Hypocrisy?

Spoiler: Rules for thee...

SirVieVal

My woman posts an ass pic, it's fucking over. I'll be single forever first

DV8tion

Wut? Going bowfishing and having fun. You do realize women wear bikini's right? What kinda fuckin' prude are you?

SirVieVal

Oh I love women in bikinis. I love looking at them and imagining fucking them rawI'm also ok with my wife wearing a bikini.But if she has someone take a picture of her ass in it to post online, it's fucking over. That's not prude, that's a husband

DV8tion

Sounds right except you left out insecure.

SirVieVal

Ok well I'll remember that when I select my modest wife. Lmao

SirVieVal

And I don't have a problem with married women who do post. Yall do, brag in ur wierd way. But I won't date a woman who's immodest. Not the way to start

Calling Nick out on religious talk?

His heresy streams could have interesting chat interactions. Nick already talks politics, so let's see the religio-sperging too!

DV8tion

Typical I'll decide what is sin and make it fit my beliefs.... Lawyers

his_wifes_seed

He's like always "Interpreting" the Bible to fit his beliefs.

Art HATES Faran:

Arttheclown

Can you draw me sodomizing Faran with a soldering iron?

C-R-T is not a B-I-G hit with his audience

Spoiler: CRT discussion

Blake_GlenGarry​

OMG Nick has bought into critical theory???!!!???

his_wifes_seed​

what could possibly be worse than critical theory? Lax Fact?

Freedom1982​

Did I just miss that Nick believes in critical race theory now?

Blake_GlenGarry​

If you had told me that Nick found merit in critical theory I'd have called you a commie

Blake_GlenGarry​

I come at this as someone who has read the underlying philosophy and knows the historical timeline - I may have jumped to the conclusion that Nick also knows htis

TXmyTX1836​

Nick - educate yourself on critical theory, man - it is literally the root of all evil

Jersh HATES Nick!

Freedom1982​	Lol, why? He hates Nick now
icancook​	who dat?

icancook​

josh who

ThatCatnipDave​

KWFarms dude

Nick DOES NOT LIE!

Blake_GlenGarry​

"I will never tell a lie" he says...hmmm...superchat some dirt questions so he won't lie then?

Admission of the declining quality?

icancook​

Tonight definitely held my attention, haven't lasted a full show in weeks

A stoner retirement plan

CGoody564​

One day, I too will claim my big nosed heritage and move to Israel for retirement (assuming it hasn't been blown off the map or redistributed yet)

A large, hulking psychosis emerges from the shadows to gloat:

Spoiler: An elephant gloats about KF being down

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

Kiwi is ded.

Southanarchist​

Also true

Freedom1982​	They got hit again?
Southanarchist​	Yep
Mrs_Elie_Phant​	RIP KiwiFarms.... fuckers

Freedom1982​

Can't say that I'm sad about that. lol

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

Bad hacked...oh darn

Southanarchist​	You should be, they stand on the precipice of free speech on the internet whether you like their speech or not
Blake_GlenGarry​	FUCK THOSE FUCKS
Freedom1982​	Shucks. lol
panzerdood​	yall think kiwi is ded for realz lol
Blake_GlenGarry​	should be - but vampires have a way of coming back
Southanarchist​	Just temporarily down, at least it was yesterday
felidominus​	@panzerdood kiwi ain't dead, it only smells that way
Freedom1982​	Yeah, in that sense it's bad, but in a personal sense. It's a plus

Mrs_Elie_Phant​	Thre farmers be twitching with no farm....awwwww fuckers
felidominus​	Null loves himself some anime bitches

Southanarchist​

If we don’t defend the speech we find abhorrent then we only pay lip service to the principle

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

Ok kiwifarmer

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

I hope the farms never comes back

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

Kiss my ass

What?

sophia1320​

Also I forget which man in this chat told me to stop being dumb and invest in nice period products so I can feel my best - and I actually listened and you were right. Thx for the “mansplaining” if u r out there. Haha.

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

Southanarchist​

If we don’t defend the speech we find abhorrent then we only pay lip service to the principle

Mrs_Elie_Phant​

Ok kiwifarmer

Lol southanarchist btfo, I thought he hated the site as much as the rest of them? Also the elephant bitch feels so secure with the site being "ded" during streams as recent as last night's after seemingly being MIA or at least less active for a bit. At least that was my perception as I hadn't seen anything about her recently and don't really dig through the archive myself.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lol southanarchist btfo, I thought he hated the site as much as the rest of them? Also the elephant bitch feels so secure with the site being "ded" during streams as recent as last night's after seemingly being MIA or at least less active for a bit. At least that was my perception as I hadn't seen anything about her recently and don't really dig through the archive myself.

SouthAnarchist will piss and moan, but still maintain that KF should exist. I believe that he has not gotten quite down to the brass tacks of 'how' that should happen, because according to my recollection, he was of the 'they should not be allowed to do that!' crowd.

In my experience, anarchist are just as wishy-washy as lolbertarians where the rubber meets the road. Not quite as bad as commies when it comes to 'who will sweep the streets?', but not by much.

This Elie Phant is a walking neurosis. She absolutely freaked out about Panoptes in their secret Discord, if you recall the screenshots I posted from there. Very smugly then turned around and doxxed @Cynthia_Behave (Tagging is borked). No morals or consistency. She is a jackal that hides in the shadows, and I wager she is the one kicking her schoolmate enemy while her friends hold them down.

 

[Swole McPole]

Why are we still talking about Cynthia and doxing people itt fucking gay shit no one cares who you or himedall are talk about the cow or gtfo.

I'm pretty sure the only person talking about Cynthia is Cynthia. There are a couple of people still attempting to explain how the Farms works to her, but it still keeps going whoosh... right over her head.

 

[200MB]

Leaving this here. Also, why is LR always magically in the bathroom?

Going to a club and paying to listen to some hoes life story, is maybe the gayest thing Nick has admitted to so far.
"Soooooo tell me about your childhood, I'm all ears queen!"

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Another one to push us back to parity:

Doctors don't want you to know about this ONE SIMPLE TRICK!

Chef_Adam​

Mustard sir... For some reason, it freaks out your body and starts the healing process immediately... No scars

Spoiler: Gay relationship drama in LOCALS

General comment, this dude above is a gay chef, and has been posting for the past few weeks about his new Coast Guard beau and how he gets moved to Dallas from Houston in a few days, and that he is not sure if the relationship will continue after his hot connection said they 'aren't looking for something serious right now'.

Gay angst is probably the most wholesome thing in the LOCALS at this present moment with the talk of adopting kids, pets, and building a farm. The dude has planned his whole future out. If that is not a sad commentary on LOCALS, I do not know what it.

Yes, I am hooked on this tragic love story.

Ralph is just like Crowder! - Dick Masterson

Spoiler: LOCALS is no Guntguard

MalikFoxen​

what the fuck is with this concern trolling over ralph?

Spices​

Now see... what's happening with Ralph... you're doing to Crowder.

MaidenIron​

He wants us to feel bad for fat fuck ralph but FUCK crowder? a la verga

Lordofthereee​

Dick being a hypocrite wow what a surprise

MalikFoxen​

sounds more like what they claim to dislike about crowder does to people these people are doing to Dick

SinisterGoon​

"Attack the wife of your kids"...? Dick is drunk retarded or both

Dirty_Shill​

I didn't realize just how abrasive Dick's personality is. Kind of like getting stuck with a 13 year old in COD.

Spices​

LOL do Crowder can't defend himself? dude whatever.... and he didn't fuckin start it SHE DID. And the proof??? Is fuckin attached. Review the dates. Her friend:

panzerdood​

NICK BAN THIS MAN HE IS OFFENSIVE

AllyMarie​	Crowder is based, only ppl who don’t watch him or jealous…like that guy.
phanse​	Crowder dragged out divorce since he wanted the Last Jedi DVD
NicksGheyLover​	Lol, I left locals an hour ago and that idiot is still defending crowder?
furbyslayer​	haha, you dont get it, and never will at this rate. let go and chill.

Just casually sharing the new Discord handle

xino_z​

for u if you ever need chat xinoz#0138 gurl times suck

She changed it because of the server leak.


I have shot a gun accidently... no big deal... I may have been drunk...

DE4THWI5H​

Trust me bro. I have accidentally discharged at least 4 times in my life. 3 times though walls. Maybe once while sober. I just love the fact nick and I connect on infinite levels. And diverge on others. So I like any footage of him with his springfield 1911

DE4THWI5H​

Sure. At work tonight I was watching the ball... point. trigger molest... thing. Anyway brandon herrera did a video of a tik tok fad where so may idiots shot their junk.

DE4THWI5H​

Ok. I am coming to kill you. Call the spicer PD to be on the lookout for a brick shithouse with 1/2 of their department's armory.

Chat hates Still-Life, but why do they not whine to Nick about it?

Spoiler: Sunshine, roses, and lollys

Still-Life​	Skyler, are you a REAL NIgger?
SkylerThaCreator​	0.02
Still-Life​	Why not moar tho?
SkylerThaCreator​	Basch and wales and scottish
Still-Life​	Ya Shite.
Still-Life​	Highland crotch rot bastard.
SkylerThaCreator​
SkylerThaCreator​
Still-Life​	A true cunt.
SkylerThaCreator​
Still-Life​	Grotty fucking king's man wanker
SkylerThaCreator​	Make fun of the batch I'm an alien ooo
Still-Life​	Have a laugh ya shite.
SkylerThaCreator​	I do
Still-Life​	A true right form form, from a wanker.
Still-Life​	Bloody sod.
Still-Life​	Bastian of shite.
Buzzion​	Oh nice. Leo Morachhioli has covered 500 Miles by The Proclaimers https://youtu.be/ZrRz6bphryM
SkylerThaCreator​
Still-Life​	Trainspotting cunt you.
Still-Life​	Bugger.
Still-Life​	I love when it goes, ' Buhhhga", like some wall eye'd Austrailian.
Still-Life​	Ausssie does a good 'Buggah!"
Still-Life​	Buggah is hard bacause if the last note isn't on key, people can tell.
Still-Life​	Depending on the region.
Still-Life​	It's actually a straight 'a' on both syllables.
Still-Life​	You are a fool. Don't fuck around with my dog.
Still-Life​	You are a fool.
Still-Life​	Don't fuck around with my dog. Madness.
SkylerThaCreator​	https://youtu.be/s1sYZR3iW8M
Still-Life​	Australia is fake as fuck and the 'southern hemisphere' is faggot code for the Byrd wall's Nazi high society.
Still-Life​	Stop being a lying faggot.
Still-Life​	You people are guppies.
Still-Life​	Do better.
aCompleteRandom​	Holy spam, still-life.
Still-Life​	Listen you stupid fuck, I know like everything.
Still-Life​	I don't like it, but here we are.
aCompleteRandom​	Cool. Spamming the same useless shit over and over makes you a fag. Probably why most of chat blocked you already. Is that your goal?
Still-Life​	You are a dumb hopeless bitch. It would be funny to cut you.
aCompleteRandom​	Cool story. Many intrigued. Do go on.
Still-Life​	What part did you learn the most from?
aCompleteRandom​	Learn? From spam?
Still-Life​	What did you learn, from my words? Yes.
aCompleteRandom​	That you appear to desire to be blocked by all of chat, mostly. Which is fine. Don't need to spam to accomplish it. Just ask, people are pretty accommodating.
Still-Life​	Everyting you just said would not have happened if I didn't.
Still-Life​	You don't understand anything john snow.
Still-Life​	You are a stupid man.
aCompleteRandom​	You're boring, Still.
Still-Life​	Yeah, well, you're a stupid bitch.
Still-Life​	I hate you. I would hit you in the head, and laugh at you while you bled to death.
Still-Life​	So do something faggot.
Still-Life​	Do something, faggot.
Still-Life​	Call the cops, you stupid little fuck.

Still-Life​	You deserve to be mentally abused because you are a little faggot. I'm in the mood to hurt you dude. You would look so stupid with your face cut up.
SquishyHunter​	Just got home from driving for two hours. Is Still-life still acting like a nog?
Still-Life​	Are you getting any of this?

SquishyHunter​	I haven't blocked anybody at this point. I usually don't.
Buzzion​	Only one on my list.

aCompleteRandom​	Yeah. Just blocked him. Tried to engage, he got even gayer. So deleted the engagement, blocked. Chat much better now.
aCompleteRandom​	Wouldn't mind him if it weren't for the endless spam. But seriously, 10 minutes of scrolling just turned into 10 seconds of scrolling. It's amazing.

SPAM!? BAN THIS PERSON FOR MESSING WITH NICK'S BUSNIESS!

Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_rwpfaisleoelf7t_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_s4l1d59m19mx25l_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_y31xxlf3qexcpk8_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_n54n99xxqxur57s_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_f2h4hh6cdoy391y_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_wchw86rdj5j5h7f_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_stxfkf1lyq8gi85_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	This one is a Banger	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_gtcu2oa5xos9nan_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_gbt3m5e7gi8s8y4_full.jpeg']​
MrStirFry99​	looks like still life is being retarded again. way to ruin chat	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​	So leave dingus	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_pupmdr2wn87ph4r_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_rhh4wm8lw9o9rvi_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_n3hjpbhl4ouxg4j_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_26atlsxcts8vy1g_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_mv7ru733r5n3kn3_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_timu8jjnhs66krw_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_iirux4wlk6c49x7_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_nwe1slcxw2yd9y6_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_vdjv24aqkgbe4rk_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_o4xdocv461buqud_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_kh1tmp6vt6vdxkp_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck an Elephant's Piss tube in a Banger.	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​	Kiss a Rottwieler's Ass was trying to tap into the over use of harmonics in '99.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_6c3x334lmn88eed_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	This is where we find Wesely becoming more mature in the fact that's he waits on the beats, instead of anticipating them.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_s2i7ixf6aedgge4_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_c8x3ivb674cn4nx_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck a Zebra's Dick	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_49bkrd4u7c4adms_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck a Llamas Smelly Ass	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_jpdq29ts125csrv_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_92qpiay1826pdtn_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_4re9klybr5toi1x_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_gbt3m5e7gi8s8y4_full.jpeg']​
MrStirFry99​	looks like still life is being retarded again. way to ruin chat	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​	So leave dingus	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_pupmdr2wn87ph4r_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_rhh4wm8lw9o9rvi_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_n3hjpbhl4ouxg4j_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_26atlsxcts8vy1g_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_mv7ru733r5n3kn3_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_timu8jjnhs66krw_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_iirux4wlk6c49x7_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_nwe1slcxw2yd9y6_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_vdjv24aqkgbe4rk_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_o4xdocv461buqud_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_kh1tmp6vt6vdxkp_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck an Elephant's Piss tube in a Banger.	NO_ATTACHMENT​
Still-Life​	Kiss a Rottwieler's Ass was trying to tap into the over use of harmonics in '99.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_6c3x334lmn88eed_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	This is where we find Wesely becoming more mature in the fact that's he waits on the beats, instead of anticipating them.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_s2i7ixf6aedgge4_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_c8x3ivb674cn4nx_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck a Zebra's Dick	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_49bkrd4u7c4adms_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck a Llamas Smelly Ass	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_jpdq29ts125csrv_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_92qpiay1826pdtn_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​		['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_4re9klybr5toi1x_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Lick a Horse's Asshole	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_fmxuakmfexn8gc9_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	I'm really liking 'Eat a Doberman's Dick'.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_bfxavy53ofyjtxd_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Drink Kool-Aid and Camel Piss	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_bx64gelqdcjvw1s_full.jpeg']​
Still-Life​	Suck a Bulldog's Dick.	['https://cdn.locals.com/images/chat/2254727/2254727_x5ncxd8wji3q1to_full.jpeg']​

Still-Life​

Suck a Black Rhino's Dick

Still-Life​	Suck a Saki's Dick
Still-Life​	Suck an Ibex's Booty Hole
Still-Life​	Suck a Hyena's Dick
Still-Life​	Taste a Mountain Goat's Ass

Still-Life​	Suck a Panda's Dick
MrStirFry99​	if you block still-life and user the browser, including mobile browser, chat becomes instantly usable and not full of retarded shit posting
Still-Life​	Suck an Ape's Dick
Still-Life​	Lick my Doberman's Cock
Still-Life​	Taste a Lechwe's Ass
Still-Life​	Taste a Racehorse's Booty Hole
Still-Life​	Suck a Jack Rabbit's Ass
Still-Life​	Lick a Llama's Ass
Southanarchist​	And then chat appears dead
Still-Life​	Taste a Bull Dog's Ass
MrStirFry99​	id rather the appearance of dead chat than deal with the fags constant, never ending, disruption. chAt is dead BECAUSE still-life is constantly sperging.
MrStirFry99​	he drives people away. he's not funny, he's not cool, and his "edge lord" shit is for teenagers.
Still-Life​	Suck my Doberman's Raw Dick.
MrStirFry99​	Cynthia is more tolerable at this point than Still-life
Southanarchist​	He didn’t drive any more people away than coomie has
MrStirFry99​	oh come on, that's not a fair comparison and you know it.
Still-Life​	Lick a Ewe's Ass
MrStirFry99​	< div>frankly north and south, I respect to you and you're a bro, but at this point I will continually advocate for people to just block still life to make their chat experience a better experience.< /div>
MrStirFry99​	I don't know why my thing just said north and south but I was addressing you South
Southanarchist​	Mseliephant, katiemacqueen,cdrrose and explicitly left due in no small part to her ass hattery
Still-Life​	Stop being a stupid little bitch
Southanarchist​	Yeah, and I agree with you but using the he drives people away argument is somewhat disingenuous.
MrStirFry99​	I am not in the mood to get into an argument. all I'm saying is morning chat used to be fun and then still life showed up and now morning chat is dead because nobody wants to deal with his bullshit. They see that he's constantly spurging and they don't bother showing up and chat
Southanarchist​	*all
Still-Life​	Suck a Palomino's Dick
Southanarchist​	Fair enough, good morning btw
MrStirFry99​	Hydro wasn't as bad as Still-life.
MrStirFry99​	mornkng bruv
Still-Life​	Fuck your faggot french friends.
MrStirFry99​	i'm actually off to work a mountain race.
Southanarchist​	Hydro was usually cool until Nick showed up lol
MrStirFry99​	lol! kinda true.
Southanarchist​	Ah, well peace
MrStirFry99​	enjoy your lazy sunday
Still-Life​	Eat Horse Shit
Still-Life​	Someone needs to hurt you, you stupid bitch.
Gafreggin​	Calm down baby girl. Everything'll be alright
Still-Life​	Suck a Panda's Cock
Gafreggin​	Is that an aphrodisiac where you cone from?
Gafreggin​	Sorry *cum from
Still-Life​	Lick A Donkey's Ass
Gafreggin​	Who's dat? Neil degrasse tyson?
Still-Life​	Taste a Gorilla's Ass
Still-Life​	Suck a Stag's Dick

A customisable YT UI recommended to me by LOCALS:

Spoiler: I do not know why I was invoked...

Bman0013​

Almost fully customizable YouTube, NO ads, NO merchandise, NO annoying shit, etc...

Bman0013​

YouTube vanced... Revanced lol.

Bman0013​

It still has all the basic YouTube stuff... It just doesn't have the annoying shit.

JulianDelphiki​	interesting
Bman0013​	Yeah kiwi farms would be interested in it... At least fucking Heimdall.

Mandy is still fence-sitting and the Farms is dicussed:

Spoiler: Kiwi talk and I am outed in LOCALS

Mandy_K​	I love Himedall, she's funny though.
Mandy_K​	Most of the KF'ers are funny. They just have so much hatred for Rackets it's a little scary.
Southanarchist​	You don’t find it strange that they created a wicker feaux version of Nick to then set on fire?
kpklukken​	The Kiwi's don' t like anyone that supports them heheh
kpklukken​	it's very strange
kpklukken​	They are often a bitter bunch
Mandy_K​	they did that?
Southanarchist​	I used to go on the farms all the time, even before I found Nick and joined this discord
Southanarchist​	Imo that’s exactly what they did. We can disagree and I won’t claim to have been following Nick as long as you or many others. But from what I have seen Nick is very consistent in his beliefs
Mandy_K​	Nick calling Himedall a fucking troon faggot and Himedall responds with "He used the wrong fucking pronoun and misgendered me! REEEAAAAGH" I laughed pretty hard.

Southanarchist​	I’m not saying they aren’t funny.
Southanarchist​	I mean at least they archived your fantastic boobs for us

Mandy_K​	They call me an attention whore now. While they clamour for Nick's attention and cream through their pants when he mentions KF.
Mandy_K​	"We're just watching and archiving!" (Looks at the thread title) Alright. lol
Matt03​	KF was founded on documenting and trolling a mentally disabled freak.
Southanarchist​	Well Tbf you did exhibit some attention seeking behavior
Mandy_K​	Yeah I do sometimes.
Mandy_K​	Which is why I always ask if I should mellow out.
Bman0013​	Heimdall is a chick... And I know who Heimdall's handle is... Not too hard. When you know what to look for.

I AM FOUND OUT! GG KIWI BROS!

That is... not how it works... Not remotely...

Jenna_c​

Same for my mom. Skinner than i was her whole life. Five kids later, damn them hips are wide

chaosandiversity​

The pelvis just got stretched out. Happens when they come out sideways.

Mandy teases her face... for the 100th time...

Spoiler: Almost 100% guaranteed fake

Mandy_K​

That's the last time I did a face pic. But it's blizzy as usual. idk how to render

Bman0013​

Yeahhh But how old is that picture?!

Mandy_K​

I don't know... last september?

Mandy_K​

I started red and now i'm like... dark burnette, almost black

Bman0013​

I mean like really really lying to me????.... Is this like 10 years ago?!?!

Mandy_K​

no its not 10 years ago

Mandy_K​

jesus christ bman

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

He offered up the unique idea that men who show off their confidence, success or power level are really no different than twitch THOTs or onlyfans girls showing boobs or ass.

If those men go about it the same way Nick does recently - I tend to agree.

 

[crab fucker]

I hope Rekieta's kids will be okay when this marriage inevitably implodes. I've never seen a midlife crisis hit this hard. Like most middle-aged guys pick up a gay hobby or get a shitty loan on a motorcycle that they'll drive once a week, this is just nuts.

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick's "logic" goes something like this:
A marriage is between man, woman, & God (& sometimes the whole internet if one fancies themselves an e-celebrity who thrives on parasocial relationships with their audience & intentionally confuses exhibitionism with honesty & transparency)

It's not cheating if your partner knows about certain behaviors (flirting, lewds, heteroflexibility, threesomes, etc.) & if both are ok with it. Since it's good with the couple, it therefore strengthens the marriage, keeps the spark alive, prevents secret straying... & that, makes it alright with God.

So you see, God does, in fact, endorse whatever Nick says & Nick can still claim to be in a monogamous "Christian" marriage.


Perhaps the change in Megan Fox was brought about from her "doing some research" into this dreaded kiwi farms place that Nick is always bitching about & she discovered the many comments that have been made about her frumpy appearance.
Or maybe she was goaded by Nick into sexing up her image.
Either way, if she was so inclined to change up her look, there were many things she could have done that wasn't the desperate-for-attention, busted hooker route. With what she's got going on now, it's like, granny needs to sober up, wipe off the overdone make-up & put her tits away. How embarrassing. Hopefully she is sensible enough to resist a nose ring or tattoos but it wouldn't be surprising.

There is a lot of griping about current era young women, but it must be said that, at least in certain circles, the young ones aren't the worst offenders.
It's the women who followed the marry young, breed many path who end up wilding out in the worst way.
No idea what this means, just observing, it seems to be a prevailant theme in Nick's orbit.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I prescribe more lurking.

I prescribe checking other cows and maybe non-cow sections of the forum. We have many, everybody can find one for themselves.

Nope. I'm implying that she's more than just Himedall and Matilda

I have a quest for you: learn who Matty Jarbo really is and what's their relationship with the Farms.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Mandy teases her face... for the 100th time...

It's so pathetic watching them all thirst for such an obvious catfish. She hasn't been trying to hide it from the beginning.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Thought I should post the full-to-date archive of all the LOCALS chat. It has been 3 months, and I suppose I can do this quarterly.

 

[Chibitzen]

I don't need an e daddy I just want one internet personality just one to not turn out to be a drooling degenerate retard

I've accepted this is just the nature of this gig. Every single one will share some tragedy or emotional defect. Instead of taking needed time to address such issues privately, they see it as an opportunity to monetize their own downfall. Rekieta not only accepts his proclivities, he actively seeks the Crown for bearing them most proudly.

Maybe deep down they all believe when they get this famous, if they can just be the one that survives the bouts of mad cow disease and manages to grow their audience, they will have finally become the Untouchable. They can finally escape the neurotic, insecure existence of a perpetually emotionally stunted streamer and will be freed of all this life's emotional problems with endless cash flow to boot.

 

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Mandy teases her face... for the 100th time...

Mandy_K​

That's the last time I did a face pic. But it's blizzy as usual. idk how to render

Bman0013​

Yeahhh But how old is that picture?!

Mandy_K​

I don't know... last september?

Mandy_K​

I started red and now i'm like... dark burnette, almost black

Bman0013​

I mean like really really lying to me????.... Is this like 10 years ago?!?!

Mandy_K​

no its not 10 years ago

Mandy_K​

jesus christ bman

All of her photos have the visual clarity of a Bigfoot sighting.

Maybe I'm misremembering but I thought she already admitted that these photos were years old or something?