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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
The girls are doing a weird challenge. I just tuned in so idk the rules or what exactly they are painting, but they're painting Chris and Dilbert's belly while Sam watches. Letty paint's on Chris, while Josie paints on Dilbert. Sam tells Letty she has to paint Chris's belly while making this weird baby talk. I bet Chris is getting a boner.

Can anyone explain more about this challenge?

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You understand plenty. The fatties were canvases to be painted upon as the girls saw fit. Best and most creative piece of art (see: popularity contest Josie wins) determines who gets the point.
 
I didn't get to watch this part last night but I saw people talking about Letty responding to TTS while she was in bedroom 4 while Josie was being quizzed on Chris's story.

Anyone remember what she was talking about with them?
 
What challenge are they doing now? Just tuned in and they're just standing there not saying anything.
 
Man, gone for a bit and come back totally confused. Come on kiwis, someone write up the challenges and who won them.

Question: Why does Josie's score board say 6 and Letty's says 10? When I left, Josie had 7 and Letty had 5. How did Josie lose one?
 
You wouldn't know it based off this pic, but they're playing marco polo in the dark.

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CoolFool said:
Man, gone for a bit and come back totally confused. Come on kiwis, someone write up the challenges and who won them.

Question: Why does Josie's score board say 6 and Letty's says 10? When I left, Josie had 7 and Letty had 5. How did Josie lose one?
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These challenges are boring an interchangeable with each other, they don't even matter that much either since results are mostly rigged to keep things close. As of right now they played marco polo and Letty lost. Chris was the one seeking out the fish in the dark.

This goes for anyone who has a fear of missing out regarding these mini contests. Do not worry. None of these challenges have been very entertaining. When an entertaining thing happens it will most likely be posted in the thread. If anything, you're actually benefiting from not watching them at the moment.
 
Betty's live on a twitter space right now.
I'm trying to listen, but the twitter crowd that's taken to Fishtank are all horribly unfunny zoomers.
No good questions or anything yet. Will keep posted.

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Betty's friends know her to be crazy but were surprised how hard she went.

Her dream gun is a TEC-9

Used to be a big fan of Idubbz, stopped when he got cucky.

House smelled like a mix of freshly clean gym floors mixed with piss, garbage and burnt food.

Thought the TTS was comforting, said the house felt ominous when it wasn't going.

Isn't a real Canadian, is a real vegan.

Actually has a real job.
 
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Thought the TTS was comforting, said the house felt ominous when it wasn't going.
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I think most of the fish probably like it after awhile. Plenty of times in their rooms or groups in the common areas having fun with it.
 
Right now they're acting like wild monkeys at a zoo, and I can't watch due to it being very cringe.

They also have to do the loudest fart challenge. They aren't ready for that though so Jet said to let him know when they feel a fart coming so they can do that challenge.
 
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CoolFool said:
Right now they're acting like monkeys and I can't watch due to it being cringe.

They also have to do the loudest fart challenge. They aren't ready for that though so Jet said to let them know when they feel a fart and then they will do that challenge.
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The challenges have been getting bad for days now but today is impressively pathetic. This is "The Final Act" where Jet said things would get really bad. Now I understand he was talking to the audience about how lame it'd get.
 
Aidan said:
Now I understand he was talking to the audience about how lame it'd get.
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Come on now, I'm sure the degenerates are loving this shit right now, you know someone's jacking off to this.

Hell, wasn't there an actual Kiwi in this thread weeks ago asking for clips of the girls farting in their sleep? He's gotta be excited about this challenge.
 
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