Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%
  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%
  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%
  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%
  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%

  • Total voters
    2,594
Who knows what he is trying to express with this.
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If he won't narrate his auschwitz rom-com in the date, then I'm not going
Oh man I hadn't even thought of that. Okay skip cold stone and we get olive garden to go and Russ puts on a one man show in a park. He acts out his Holocaust rom-com while we eat and watch.
 
I'm with you. And he better give us that teaser clip of his brothel rom-com!
I'm so looking forward to that. The stilted acting, The terrible dialogue. It's going to be glorious especially if he says "hi" at the end and talks about how he's a young, struggling filmmaker, writer, songwriter and whatever else.
 
Any good entertainer knows you always acknowledge your most loyal, hardcore fans...and that is us.

A shoutout and a swag bag, that's all I ask. 🙏😎
A chocolate protein shake, Costco muffin and handful of off-brand cereal is what you'll get and you'll like it.

Personally I'd settle for a 2 for 1 coupon to Wahlburgers and never use it.
 
I mean, who doesn't want auschwitz rom-com memorabilia?
I would prefer a free stay at his all inclusive brothel in Utah
A chocolate protein shake, Costco muffin and handful of off-brand cereal is what you'll get and you'll like it.

Personally I'd settle for a 2 for 1 coupon to Wahlburgers and never use it.

What, no one wants t-shirts emblazoned with Russell's face on the front and the tour dates nothing on the back? No keychains nor autographed recipes for Greer's Canned Green Bean Mélange? I'm dismayed.
 
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