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I guess no one noticed all the men with heavy Russian accents conducting exit polls in 2016. "Come here comrade, I give you 5 ruble to tell me who you voted for, no blyat."
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Now if that shambling mass of blubber could summon that same energy for his writing he could be a mildly successful niche author. What little creativity he has only seems to be able to go into stories he tells on Twitter to make himself look good, sometimes spite, but there's rarely original thought there. Fonald Plumpf. Go fuck yourself Rick you fat fuck.
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Isn't that the android that was pushed as a reprehensible prick, but was actually the only good character in Starship Repo? Imagine being such an awful person and writer that you unintentionally make your strawman/punching bag/source of all evil the only decent thing in your book.
"Look, this is the villain, Evil McBadMan. He is a loving, hardworking family man who teaches poor kids how to read, volunteers daily at the church's soup kitchen, and visits his grandma every week. What a piece of shit! Heroman O'Notfatbyanymedicalstandardstalker will beat him up as soon as he stops defending the honor of his kid-diddling buddies and gets some bus fare from his
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A Cheri Jacobus and Fatrick crossover is just what this country needs to laugh their ass off
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The Tomlinson family motto.
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FaTrick S. FaggoTson is on Chris Chan tier when it comes to his shitty fiction being so poorly written and unimaginative that he ends up making the baddies into unintentionally sympathetic characters.
Another good name for
"After CHOOSING to flunk out after a few weeks at Space Community College in Space Wisconsin, Chad S. Heroson was on his way to stop the evil people who wanted to prevent massive corporations from importing slave labor from 3rd world planets and destroying the Spacenited States' economy. Chad S. Heroson knew that the multinational corporations were the ultimate best deciders of morality. Thus, Heroson would defend trannies raping kids and little boys getting their dicks cut off by Space Liberal parents who wanted to Space Virtue Signal until his dying breath. He was just that much of a hero."
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Patso has graced us with a photo of his Masterworks in situ.
If someone successfully sits on one of the Pallet Chairs, and that is a very big if since those chairs are unsittable, unfit for purpose, their ass will be mere inches from the ground. What is that angle of the back to the seat anyway, about 75 degrees. Ouch. Are they intended to force the sitter into the classic dropping a deuce in the woods squat?
Those planters are crap too. Any self respecting craftsman or woman would have mitred the corners, at a minimum.
Patso has a junk pile next to his neighbor's cinder block garage. I'm sure the neighbor is happy to have garbage literally piled up against his building. I wonder if he might report Patso for it? Yeah, that green thing is Patso's junk bag, but he has forgotten that you put the junk in the bag, not the bag next to the junk expecting the junk to just find its way into the bag.
Note that chainlink fence. It's not to keep anything in. It's to keep things out, like a certain fat faggot with bitch tits. Let's hope the neighbor has a very vocal dog, that enjoys 'talking' to Patso whenever he tries to enjoy his back yard.
If someone successfully sits on one of the Pallet Chairs, and that is a very big if since those chairs are unsittable, unfit for purpose, their ass will be mere inches from the ground. What is that angle of the back to the seat anyway, about 75 degrees. Ouch. Are they intended to force the sitter into the classic dropping a deuce in the woods squat?
Those planters are crap too. Any self respecting craftsman or woman would have mitred the corners, at a minimum.
Patso has a junk pile next to his neighbor's cinder block garage. I'm sure the neighbor is happy to have garbage literally piled up against his building. I wonder if he might report Patso for it? Yeah, that green thing is Patso's junk bag, but he has forgotten that you put the junk in the bag, not the bag next to the junk expecting the junk to just find its way into the bag.
Note that chainlink fence. It's not to keep anything in. It's to keep things out, like a certain fat faggot with bitch tits. Let's hope the neighbor has a very vocal dog, that enjoys 'talking' to Patso whenever he tries to enjoy his back yard.
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Is that the neighbor who recorded the audio of Fatlinson squealing and oinking at the police?
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Well he or whoever he paid to do it managed to assemble them into squares so some points there but they look like they are made out of the old crap fence wood. I get it, wood's expensive and you're fucking broke but your fat ass did buy a belt sander for the new stairs you put on that pile of rotten wood. Could've sanded that shit, made it look nice, given them a nice finish. Why must you do everything in the dumbest and fattest possible way, Rick? It's fucking wild there's some amounts of effort there but it's half assed and stupid, completely pig headed and that's all before you even get into the chairs. Also someone needs to mow that lawn.
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I read about this study earlier and everything about it screamed Patrick to me. (I’m in line for the archive)
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I hope she never gets identified. She did nothing wrong, but she might get the attention of the Patrick pest universe. All she did was provide awesome content and I hope nobody gives any information that allows Fat to try to un-alive her. We all know he’s an aggressive drunkard who doesn’t mind threatening women.
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Women are the only people he can threaten. He's like a troon that way. Because men would beat him into a fucking coma if he pulled his usual pig squealing on them.
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She's been identified from the beginning of this. One of the brothermen lurking Fat's neighborhood Facebook page saw her post about the squealing and got her to send him the audio, but contrary to popular belief the pests generally don't fuck with civilians unless they decide to gunt-guard for Rick, so she's been left alone.
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Well that is good of the pests, and I generally like them, but is she safe from Patrick? He gives me “beat a small woman to death b/c I am not a real man” vibe.
And we all know he reads the ONA. So he’ll know who she is.
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That's a pretty stupid theory in an endless number of ways, Cheri, but I'm willing to work with you here. What did Putin do for Obama and Secretary of State Hillary to pave the way for his taking Crimea?
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Alivia is lithe enough to avoid the pig if he were to confront her, as he is morbidly obese by all medical standards, except for his own delusions, child.
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The usual quote is 'don't attribute to malice something that can be explained by incompetence'. In Pat's case, I think we can assume both.
Now, he could be just doing/paying someone to do little handyman jobs around the yard because Summer is coming up and he wants it to look nicer. Or he could be sprucing up the house because it needs to be valuated or something (I don't know real estate) for something to do with having to pay Quasi. So incompetence would explain why the chairs are so awful, malice is that he knows (from reading here and OnA) that the wood is poisoned and he thinks he can harm his creditors.
It's all speculation - it really is possible for him to be stupid enough to make chairs he intends to sit in that deep and with that particularly bad wood. But he's also stupid enough to think this is a cunning plan, forgetting that if he knows about how bad the wood is, Quasi can know how bad it is as well. I flip-flop on Pat's level of cunning. We know he likes a false flag and has used it numerous times, which suggests he picks an idea and sticks with it no matter what.
But it also reminds me of an Agatha Christie novel, where a murder is weird and filled with odd clues, but the murderer had picked a spy book with all that stuff in it and just replicated it so all the extra details were meaningless red herrings. Pat strikes me as the sort of person who doesn't come up with his ideas, he just takes someone else's. Which could apply to most of his 'plans' to deal with the hole he's in.
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Which Christie was that? I used to love those books, probably didn’t read all of them though.