Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Spaded Dave]

Fucking ninja'd as I was uploading. Haha.

Jesus fucking Christ, Nick. First of all, you're lusting over a picture of her in high school. Secondly, she's not that attractive in said blurry ass picture from high school. Finally, if Kayla is ok with this type of display then she is a fundamentally broken human being.

This strikes me as lovebombing to keep her loyal to him since she occasionally commits the egregious sin of reading the farms. Mandy, if you're reading this I hope you see through how disgusting and manipulative Nick is trying to be here.

Keep in mind you can always prove us wrong about the age of those pictures. Just send me a hostage-style photo of your face with a newspaper next to it that has "My Dave Is Spaded" written on it and I promise I won't immediately post it to this thread for us all to publicly critique.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Elissa uploaded an extended supercut of Rekieta's Friday meltdown that's over 30 minutes long.

Looks like his most insane yet, by far.

Highlights from last night I haven't seen mentioned.

• 12:35 - Female guest removes her shirt. (In the comments of this clip, she says: "For the record I had a tube top on and was messing with the simps in chat")
• 14:50 - Rekieta says he is in a monogamous relationship, but "people try to pick us up as couples".
• 21:10 - Rekieta says his response to people who say he's not "Christian enough", "trad enough", or "conservative enough" is that "I don't want to be any of those things".
• 21:39 - Rekieta responds to a chatter saying Nick will regret his current takes by saying he won't and removing his shirt.
• 25:50 - Rekieta tells viewers who don't like his content to "please never give me money and fucking leave". He says about his Friday shows: "I wanna talk about Camelot, about smashing pissers, I want to talk about crazy shit, I want to talk about porn, I want talk about whatever, because that's reality for a lot of guys out there, and we know."
• 28:50 - Rekieta insults his alma mater, which he calls "William Mitchell Faggot College of Law, which I have zero respect for." He mocks Mitchell Hamline's ranking in US News

Nick's short-sighted behaviour is appalling. He is like the child at 18 who gets a tattoo on a whim, confident they will never change, but come to hate it in short order.

A mid-life crisis is understandable, but the public nature of it elevates it to awesome lolcow behaviour. You are supposed to deal with this kind of thing in private.

But 'no ragrets' amirite, Kiwi bros?

 

[Chibitzen]

What the fuck is wrong with the world when I'm rooting for the catfish?! Nibble his little dick off, Mandy! Nom Nom Nom.

 

[Pomniman]

Listening to the Friday stream at 2x speed now because the clips made it sound like the gayest shit ever, and it is. This whiny faggot needs to take a vacation every other month because of the stress of getting balldoed up the ass at that gay bar and he wants to lecture everyone else about how they're too comfortable to effect change. That and all the tattoo talk makes me think he's graduating from being Ralph jr. to being Icuckzzz jr. Though in retrospect, maybe he and his methwhore have been Anissa and her cuck the whole time since they're already tatted up and prone to crying about stupid shit.

Yeah whatever. What he really has is GFD (Giant Fag Disorder). It means he's an enormous homosexual.

Indeed, with a side of terminal NKS (Nigger Kike Syndrome) which is common among e-celebs.

 

[bifftango]

4.) Rekieta clearly takes it up the Gary Glitter Gutter.

Shined that up for you!

 

[Swole McPole]

Shined that up for you!

It's cockney rhyming slang, me old china. As in:
Apples and pairs = stairs
Trouble and strife = wife
Up the Gary Glitter = shitter.

 

[Terrorist]

Nick can say what he likes, but I've never heard Walsh tell a story about going to a club.

Nick is a million times dorkier and cringier than Matt Walsh. Nerd who plays it straight > tryhard wannabe "cool guy" dweeb, always. He talks about winning muh culture war, but a straight-laced family man is far more respectable to normal sensibilities than a naked drunken cuck.

 

[Maude Snew]

Only in a severely alcoholic creepy old man way.

 

[Kopasea]

Arttheclown​

I was being more philosophical like Daddy Nick last night lol. He was right about one thing. Do what your nature compels you to do. The only thing that's stopping you is to need to pay the bills. I think he's right about risking everything to get there

Arttheclown​

Last night's was really good. He was sharp and honestly energetic.

Arttheclown​

He admitted to losing his inspiration and trying to find it again. Reinvigorated though.

Of the clips that I saw, Nick was neither sharp nor energetic.

I'll completely disagree with Art. Do NOT do what your nature compels you to. Man's heart is deceitful and we often self sabotage because we want that little dopamine hit rather than earning our reward. It's no wonder that Nick is so off now, look at the influences in his life (since Art claims he has his phone number).

This man is not monogamous. This is not the statement that any self-respecting man should utter while in a relationship. I don't care if you're trad-con, Christian, or whatever. You made a promise to someone else to forsake all others. It's disgusting, pathetic, and above all unfaithful to his wife and kids, regardless if they have an "understanding".

 

[Not Who You Think]

If Mandy_K is what Nick considers to be gorgeous then it explains Nick's assessment of the other "hot" people he happens to meet. The pictures aren't horrible (apart from the quality), but the body and face posted by Mandy are forgettable compared to others that can be found online and certainly not worth fawning over.

Also funny that Nick doesn't need MDMA for Mandy_K, but takes it when going out with Kayla.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

What in the fuck, I didn't think he could get any more cringe but he has to constantly redeem himself. Maybe he has a tumor on his brain, something ain't right with him.

 

[Jones McCann]

He talks about winning muh culture war, but a straight-laced family man is far more respectable to normal sensibilities than a naked drunken cuck.

"Culture" warriors are the funniest thing to me, they whine ad-nauseum about the state of popular culture, yet I've never seen them create anything that wasn't soulless garbage devoid of any culture at all. The only creation that Nick is going to leave behind is the shame of all present and future generations that bare the name of his family, because one search of 'Rekeita' is going to bring up pictures of Balldos and a bottle placed between the ass-cheeks of a drunken, middle aged man.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Of the clips that I saw, Nick was neither sharp nor energetic.

I'll completely disagree with Art. Do NOT do what your nature compels you to. Man's heart is deceitful and we often self sabotage because we want that little dopamine hit rather than earning our reward. It's no wonder that Nick is so off now, look at the influences in his life (since Art claims he has his phone number).

This man is not monogamous. This is not the statement that any self-respecting man should utter while in a relationship. I don't care if you're trad-con, Christian, or whatever. You made a promise to someone else to forsake all others. It's disgusting, pathetic, and above all unfaithful to his wife and kids, regardless if they have an "understanding".

I am fairly sure that Art is not the sole one responsible for feeding Nicholas' bizarre Hedonism, but it is certainly a very similar philosophy.

What is interesting to me is that Art says he disagrees with Nick on a lot in the screen shots posted by @Cynthia_Behave , but I have yet to see a substantial ideological split between them. I am sure it exists, but so far they are two peas in a pod.

 

[Star Platinum]

this latest rant suggests to me that Nick is just a narcissist. not in the pop-culture zeitgeist, "my parents didn't let me shoot heroin so they are gaslighting narcissists" kind of way, but in the "constantly chasing the rush of admiration and influence because he doesn't have a sincere identity and thus doesn't experience intrinsic reward" kind of way. he's never going to be satisfied because, unfortunately, a narcissist cannot be satisfied for more than fleeting moments. he didn't actually enjoy being a lawyer and a tradcon family man, he enjoyed getting respect for being a lawyer and a tradcon family man.

as the rush faded, he started seeking other avenues for dopamine. as those behaviors were challenged, his ego was bruised and he lashes out at his audience that he now detests for holding him accountable to his older statements.

 

[Maude Snew]

but so far they are two peas in a pod.

Two balls in a Balldo.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Has Drexel been on any of the Friday coom shows? Those seem to be his speed but I don't recall seeing him at all lately. I'm even willing to buy Nick's "well it's difficult to have him here during the school year" thing even though that's probably a lie too. Is he just laying low after the groomer shit exploded and he tried to damage control? That would be the smart thing to do though so kind of questionable someone in Nick's orbit would think to do it.

He was on one for like 10 minutes (within 4-6 weeks, IIRC), but he had something come up or had a long day at work and had to dip out.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

The only creation that Nick is going to leave behind is the shame of all present and future generations that bare the name of his family,

Nick already created a legacy then grew bored of it and threw it away within a year.

He was a pioneer in creating the live trial stream commentary genre.

But all the fame and money in the world still couldn't satiate his ego.

Within a year of Rittenhouse, Emily Baker was eating his lunch and going mainstream while Nick was missing work hungover and ranting how much he hated his golden goose.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Nick is a million times dorkier and cringier than Matt Walsh. Nerd who plays it straight > tryhard wannabe "cool guy" dweeb, always. He talks about winning muh culture war, but a straight-laced family man is far more respectable to normal sensibilities than a naked drunken cuck.

Once again I must bring up the Sargon of Akkad comparison. Carl has never once trotted his kids or his family in front of the camera. At best his viewers are tangentially aware that he HAS a family. Beyond that though he has kept a hard separation. Despite his more cringe moments though, Carl also has shown a capacity to realize he's fucked up and course correct. His latest project, the Lotus Eaters is actually pretty good content. Very thunk provoking stuff sometimes, and his willingness to share the stage with other like minded people has seriously improved him and his content.

What in the fuck, I didn't think he could get any more cringe but he has to constantly redeem himself. Maybe he has a tumor on his brain, something ain't right with him.

Alcohol dependency can create some glorious symptoms. Alcohol induced Psychosis , Wet Brain, take your pick. The man is on camera drinking liquor like its water. Which never ends well.

 

[Lidl Drip]

if Kayla is ok with this type of display then she is a fundamentally broken human being.

I've come to this conclusion too. From what Nick says about her Kayla is one of those "cool girls" who pretends they are totally fine with their husbands checking out other women and openly lusting for them. She sooo coooooooool she will even have threesomes and point out girls with nice rumps in public for her husband to oogle! This femcuck mindset stems from deep feelings of inadequacy. We've seen it in Ralph's horsebride. They think they have nothing to offer to a man so the only card they can play is "I will let you sleep with other women" the ultimate pickme card.

What's sad is that Kayla shouldn't need to be doing any of this. She is his wife of many years and has given him 5 children. She should be feeling confident in her position as his wife and not have to put up with this bullshit. From all the plastic surgery she's been getting (tummy tuck, boob implants, whatever the fuck she did to her face) and from Nick's statement about how DESTROYED her body was by pregnancy I can only assume she is probably traumatized from how her body has changed and has lost all sense of identity. She used to be the hot cheerleader that all the boys chased after and now can't cope with being an older woman, a mother. And Nick, instead of telling her she is still the most beautiful woman in the world to her and that he's totally crazy about her is just like "uuhhh yeahh we should spice up our sex life by adding more people to it" basically validating her fears that she's not enough for him. So she thinks she has to play the femcuck or else lose him to some locals whore entirely. It's all pretty damn sad.

Their marriage is not going to last until next year.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick's recent.... inclinations... really get the old noggin joggin' about why he represented that lady who stole all that money from that church she worked for (and she did it because her husband was gay, because that makes sense). Really curious, given Nick's current behavior.

To be clear, I'm just saying Nick is gay, not that he's stealing money.

Not stealing money, EXCEPT FROM LOCALS AND RUMBLE! Amiright, folks?

I really hope they pull the contract / don't renew. If they do renew, they are dumber than I thought.