Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Super-Chevy454]

I wonder if he's still going to the Paris Twitchcon considering how badly the last one went and that he's basically a Youtube streamer now.

If he goes to Paris again, I guess there might be more no-go zones than the last visit then Lucas did.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He said this about the chihuahua:

In the paragraph before this on the original post, he talked about how Lucas was already seen as weird and creepy, because of stuff such as staring and being touchy feely, before you factor in the homosexual and transgender shit. Otm Shank's description makes it sound like he mostly did this at home and only a few people knew about it.

Good refresher on Lucas when he was just a gay coomer before trooning out.

 

[Haramburger]

I think Keffals absolutely believed he could get elected as a Communist just by putting his name on the ballot and was surprised when he got merely hundreds of votes. I think he legitimately thought he was being lined up by the media to be some kind of high level commentator and was surprised when he continued to only get merely hundreds of viewers and not even other streamers or Twitter obsessives gave a shit despite his knowing that they all hop from momentary trend to momentary trend constantly. He expects to announce his intent to do something and immediately be rewarded and handed it or at minimum be handed the praise associated with success even if nothing actually happened. Actually work to achieve something? Nah, fuck that, even if it's as important as something like DIYHRT.

Keffals couldn't take Null getting 3x the viewers as him on Fridays at noon, I see.

I'm surprised more people haven't noticed Keffals made a commentary video on idubbbz a week late, those numbers are pathetic:

It's clear he's trying to get back at Turkey Tom for his two videos back in January/February, and it'll go nowhere just like anything else Keffals attempts half-heartedly. I can't even take an interest in their WoW activity when they are likely to drop it in two weeks without hitting level cap.

 

[Kees H]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:

He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

complete copium from Keffals

The "my campaign". No child it was not "yours". You keep claiming importance that you do not deserve. "I raised 1/4 of a million in a charity drive" - again child YOU were part of a bigger effort, it was not yours.

The KefFAILure of not working well with others will keep limiting the reach of Queen Clara the abuser of others for money. Which is a good thing.

 

[Punished Neco]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:
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He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

Ah good to see a thread regular finally breached into that particular forbidden palace, now we can maybe get some actual content.

As for the whole "I took down Kiwi Farms" thing.... yeah that's kind of funny. We're totally defeated, the almighty Keffals has slain the beast.... a whole 8 months down the line.

Spoiler: Unrelated drivel

Now I'm going to finally admit to a major failure on my part, and whilst I did not actually personally interact with Keffals I still view it as against the spirit of the rules and something which I see as a character flaw and personal failing.
Which is kind of why I'm only revealing it now that the website is on TOR and it will most likely be seen by less people, as well as 3 months after the fact so it's importance in terms of cloutsharking has diminished.

One night in February I got drunk and posted a certain stream clip onto Twitter, this set in motion a chain of events that concluded with Keffals total cancellation on Twitter.
Posting it in the replies of Keffals Troon archrival Jai it was then signal boosted which resulted in virality within 12 hours, which lets be honest, if the shoe was on the other foot and someone posted something negative in Keffals replies about someone Keff didn't like, you just know he'd have done the same thing and signal boosted that shit, despite what they might say publicly to the contrary.

The funny thing is, I didn't even mean to kick off a mass cancellation, I was thinking it'd result in a few negative replies on Twitter or at max 50-100 unfollows, I didn't expect 30,000 unfollows once all was said and done (Although Keffals own actions resulted in a large portion of that in unrelated controversies which kicked off after).
The clips weren't edited though so it was just a matter of forcing people who only follow Keffals on Twitter to actually have to sit and watch portions of Keffals content, something which I and other Kiwis have endured for months.

This was very bad of me and it's also why I've refrained from ever doing it again, I apologize to my fellow Kiwis for my failings in this matter and this will likely be the last I talk about these events.

 

[Haramburger]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:
View attachment 5140479
He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

"No, bluesky child, in fact you did NOT kick us from the clear net and you could never say these baseless accusations on an unclosed social media circlejerk, stalker. Our lawyers and shitposters will be in touch with you once phases 2 and 3 of Josh's Master Plan™ activate, until then keep incriminating yourself, child."

 

[Kees H]

Ah good to see a thread regular finally breached into that particular forbidden palace, now we can maybe get some actual content.

As for the whole "I took down Kiwi Farms" thing.... yeah that's kind of funny. We're totally defeated, the almighty Keffals has slain the beast.... a whole 8 months down the line.

There's just nothing worth posting on his Bluesky account, it's all of the usual dumb shit he used to tweet out. This is the only thing that was somewhat funny on his Bluesky feed.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

He is trying to take credit for Thwomp’s work. Luke better watch out or the brick faced chink might try to erase his troon competition off the internet.

 

[JULAY]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:
View attachment 5140479
He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

Ha, what a total retard. See Lucas, unlike you I can call someone a retard and get away with it, because I don't spend my days hanging around of bunch of woke nitwits who will pounce on literally anything they consider thoughtcrime, you fucking retard.

He is trying to take credit for Thwomp’s work. Luke better watch out or the brick faced chink might try to erase his troon competition off the internet.

I wish I used Twitter so I could show this to Dong Gone and hopefully instigate a slapfight between those two dickless troons over who really has been responsible for inconveniencing Kiwi Farms the most.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Luke better watch out or the brick faced chink might try to erase his troon competition off the internet.

Or to ask for payment. And he only accepts rape consent accident dollars.

 

[AnOminous]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:

This dickless child molester is going to seethe so hard.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

This dickless child molester is going to seethe so hard.

Due to Bluesky's retarded system where your account can be penalized for the bad behavior of people you invite, if that troon realized the invite code he gave was to a Farmer, he would probably be shitting bricks in fear knowing that if Kees decides to break the rules, he will affect the troon's original account too.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

I wish I used Twitter so I could show this to Dong Gone and hopefully instigate a slapfight between those two dickless troons over who really has been responsible for inconveniencing Kiwi Farms the most.

Odds are Liz gets reports/follows on the sly so no real need and there is little reason for Liz to pick a fight and risk losing support VS just letting the KefFAILures happen without comment.

 

[Kees H]

Bluesky is completely broken, this post wasn't showing for me, but is now, and it is too funny not to share. Bluesky is a complete fucking mess with feeds not completely loading and it's slow as fuck, Kiwifarms over Tor is faster sometimes. You need to stop lying Lucas, the only thing keeping you on Twitter is that you can't pick fights on Bluesky and can only post your "zomg lulz i am such a woman uwu!!1ooneone" bullshit copium.

Due to Bluesky's retarded system where your account can be penalized for the bad behavior of people you invite, if that troon realized the invite code he gave was to a Farmer, he would probably be shitting bricks in fear knowing that if Kees decides to break the rules, he will affect the troon's original account too.

Yeah, I am laying low though. Acting like a tranny, following all the tranny things, it's just too funny to be able to track him on Bluesky.

 

[GettrGriftr]

Due to Bluesky's retarded system where your account can be penalized for the bad behavior of people you invite, if that troon realized the invite code he gave was to a Farmer, he would probably be shitting bricks in fear knowing that if Kees decides to break the rules, he will affect the troon's original account too.

Kees needs to post a screencap of a recent YWNBAW Farms post on Lucas' thread and send it to Lukey with the caption, "Your announcement of the death of Kiwi Farms was a wee bit premature. Now cope and sneed, Lucas. YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN."

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Yeah, I am laying low though. Acting like a tranny, following all the tranny things, it's just too funny to be able to track him on Bluesky

I never doubted that, I just think Bluesky's retarded system is funny because one wrong invite can fuck it up for everybody connected to the original user through invites. By the way, I have my reservations given how shit the platform appears to be, but I wanted to see if it was possible to archive Bluesky links somehow. I wanted to try this with @otis, but he hasn't been on since we moved Tor.

 

[Kees H]

I never doubted that, I just think Bluesky's retarded system is funny because one wrong invite can fuck it up for everybody connected to the original user through invites. By the way, I have my reservations given how shit the platform appears to be, but I wanted to see if it was possible to archive Bluesky links somehow. I wanted to try this with @otis, but he hasn't been on since we moved Tor.

Yeah, if you need anything let me know when it comes to proper archival. Other than saving the plain HTML pages I can't think of anything I can do to archive this spergery, but I am afraid that might dox my account, and I want to keep it alive to keep the the cope, seethe, dilate cycle of our good friend Keffals going

 

[Yamamura]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:
View attachment 5140479
He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

Keffal's belief that he has any influence over the Farms is like a schizophrenic man believing he has any ability to control the weather with his mind.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I just got an account on Bluesky through tricking some troon into inviting me, just checking up on Keffals his profile, I see this kind of complete copium from Keffals:
View attachment 5140479
He has just continued his stupid "shitposting" over there, it's the same kind of shit you saw on his Twitter. This is the only thing that made me laugh tho.

Look, Keffals, I love the Kiwi Farms as much as you do but it's really not the only place on the internet people can make fun of troons and idiots or call out scammers and sociopaths. While you were busy winning some guy with excess capital acquired one of your famous haunts and removed the only restriction (which smart people could always operate around) on this. Remember when you all were angry about it a couple weeks ago?