The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%

  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%

  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%

  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%

  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%

  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%

  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%

  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%

  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%

  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%

  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%

  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%
  • Total voters
    2,258
Procopius said:
Looks like the main Tranch storyline is fizzling out rather pathetically. The local police made a note of Fat Paul's complaint and told him to go do one. If only he'd made an effort to be more community minded they might have bothered. I guess filming yourself driving past a local cafe with a "Blue Lives Matter" sign outside and laughing as you say "We never go in there" does have consequences.

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They did interview Penny because of some complaint, maybe nothing will happen but it sounds like they at least did their job.

Trespass is not a crime, but property damage certainly is.
 
I found the programme for MountainFilm Fest and there's a slightly expanded synopsis:
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"Penny Logue is many things: A transgender alpaca rancher. An anarchist. A modern pioneer. The founder of The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch - a safe haven for queer and transgender people in rural Colorado. She's also a hero in the queer community. Tucked away in the central Rocky Mountains at the 40-acre ranch, Logue and her family of dedicated queer ranchers find themselves battling a variety of threats: fierce weather, impossible finances, far-right militia and their own inner struggles at they pursue liberation. Documenting the ranchers' journey from their idyllic beginnings to their fight to exist when confronted by harassment and local militia groups, We Are Tenacious is a classic American story of true perseverance."

:story: I'm not even going to bother highlighting the funny parts of this summary, although I have to draw attention to the fact that they clashed horribly with the local queer community based on that article about them where Jarrod got aggressive at a local lesbian politician at a Fourth of July barbecue, so the idea of Penny being a "hero" to anyone he interacts with irl is quite amusing.

If I wasn't aware of what the tranch was, that little summary does make it sound like quite a cool documentary, so hopefully it'll get traction at some more film festivals and I can go see it with a little notepad if it makes it across the pond. I'm hoping that any NJ kiwis might be able to visit the Long Beach screening at Lighthouse Film Festival, but we're on depleted numbers till we're back on the clearnet, so we might miss out on the awareness.
 
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Oxyjen said:
They did interview Penny because of some complaint, maybe nothing will happen but it sounds like they at least did their job.

Trespass is not a crime, but property damage certainly is.
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Simple trespass is sometimes not a crime, but other forms, sometimes called names like "defiant trespass" (which generally requires notice such as a sign or a verbal warning), is often a misdemeanor.
 
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AssignedEva said:
seriously what is going on in Colorado
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They love looping off peoples body parts with Kaiser, that's what's going on in Colorado.

As for people apeing them, I think you forget how much weird clout they had - with people desperate to move to the tranny haven. Copies full of rejects from the Tranch are unsurprising.

@AnOminous I am pretty sure they have no trespassing sign, unless Penny remembered to take them with him.
 
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Ash Coyote has resurfaced on social media... at least in a limited fashion. He's making a sequel to his Furry Fandom documentary, and he shilled a new GoFundMe for the project.
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This is his first new video in 5 months.
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He briefly mentioned the Tranch documentary without explicitly naming it:

It has been a very, very, very difficult couple years. This last project that I was working on? It almost killed me. It was... excruciating. There were so many ups-and-downs and crazy things that happened along the way. And... it just pushed me to my breaking point.
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"PTSD", btw. First mentioned in January 2022. Coincidentally, Ash did the Tranch doc filming during the Kindness saga in late 2021. 🧐
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So it sounds like the filming was a total disaster, which makes me want to see the documentary even more... although I bet Ash edited out all the drama like a coward. He really wanted this to be a story about badass troons creating a successful commune against all odds. Based on the doc's descriptions at these film festivals, however, it sounds like Ash didn't have the integrity to tell the truth about what he saw.

Oh, I saw that his husband posted something about the Tranch documentary on Ash's patreon. I'm not going to pay to read what it says, though. Probably just a simple announcement about which film festivals it's being shown at.
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Temperance XIV said:
So it sounds like the filming was a total disaster, which makes me want to see the documentary even more... although I bet Ash edited out all the drama like a coward. He really wanted this to be a story about badass troons creating a successful commune against all odds. Based on the doc's descriptions at these film festivals, however, it sounds like Ash didn't have the integrity to tell the truth about what he saw.
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“It has been a very, very, very difficult couple years. This last project that I was working on? It almost killed me. It was... excruciating. There were so many ups-and-downs and crazy things that happened along the way. And... it just pushed me to my breaking point.”

Yes!! I fucking called it!

 
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He looks like that Youtuber who got caught asking children to twirk for him and made an apology video featuring his dog and big mansion. That's how I remember him looking, just with shorter hair.

I know I really narrowed it down with my description.
 
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One of the caps I grabbed he talks about the importance of taking his plushies everywhere for his PMDD and unaddressed gastrointestinal issues he thinks are PMS/PMDD related:
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I almost made a joke about Fedposter J apparently dating Kevin now but there were too many tweets about this person having friends, going outside and doing things, a job, etc. But otherwise a very similar "women = children, but sexual" mindset.
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there's a lot of reasons to hate trannies for pretending they have debilitating menstrual-related issues that can only be experienced by women, but one of the best is because of the way they like to repeat vague phrases like this that they've 100% picked up from, like, 14-year-old girls on reddit. 'my organs feel like they're full of broken glass!!1!' is such an empty statement - what organs? because even if it was an apt way of describing a symptom of menstruation, surely it would just be ONE organ - as in, the female reproductive organ this delusional male doesn't have. also, I'll take my hats, but it really does chap my ass raw to see trannies pretending to have PMDD. that shit can ruin fucking lives for women and he's larping it for fun and a maximum of two (2) likes on Twitter when he can't even be fucked to glance at a list of symptoms first. christ.
 
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