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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 335 31.9%

  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 530 50.5%

  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 185 17.6%
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So is Monday night the ending? They seem to be dragging this "final challenge" out and it is a holiday in the US for maximum views.
 
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I have a theory:
Fatty doesn't let himself be subjected to all this retarded shit because he thinks it's funny. He does it because this is the closest he will ever get to 2 skinny women without them trying to flee or calling the police. Let alone touch him.
 
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CoolFool said:
It's interesting that Josie is supposed to be the artist of the fish tank, yet Letty's art skills seem more or less on the same level as Josie.
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Josie mainly draws calarts style blobs and chibi anime shit, which is all lazy. Letty trying and failing at painting a Goya on Chris for the first fat guy art challenge at least shows she knows more about art.
 
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Mr.Bucket said:
I have a theory:
Fatty doesn't let himself be subjected to all this retarded shit because he thinks it's funny. He does it because this is the closest he will ever get to 2 skinny women without them trying to flee or calling the police. Let alone touch him.
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Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
 
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Your Favorite New Friend said:
Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
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Nah you're giving him too much credit.
They're not gonna kick him out. He could just lounge around, hang out in the basement like damiel did, etc. He's doing this to be around/be touched by ladies. Because he is who he is.
 
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Your Favorite New Friend said:
Also because he is literally homeless and his options are play along or go try to find somewhere to sleep outside.
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They already got him a GoFundMe which already exceeded the original goal of 10k iirc, but he is the last element of chaos since the producers are burned out, so attached to the fishes that jet is sleeping in the piss closet and offering josie to stay longer to stream with them.

Most recent challenge was a Star Wars intervention (judged by chris), Letty made most sense but Josie won because she told Chris he was lusting after fictional characters. Chris says that his black beauties dont jive with that. Chat keeps saying Star Trek is better but true Chads watch Stargate imo.
 
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DankSmoker said:
They already got him a GoFundMe which already exceeded the original goal of 10k iirc, but he is the last element of chaos since the producers are burned out, so attached to the fishes that jet is sleeping in the piss closet and offering josie to stay longer to stream with them.

Most recent challenge was a Star Wars intervention (judged by chris), Letty made most sense but Josie won because she told Chris he was lusting after fictional characters. Chris says that his black beauties dont jive with that. Chat keeps saying Star Trek is better but true Chads watch Stargate imo.
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Having fatass judge anything is one of the most retarded things ever. He's actually retarded and incredibly biased. Has letty won ANYTHING he judged?
 
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This probably makes a boring conversational topic but I can't help thinking about it the longer The Cell 2: II goes so... why haven't either of them tried to fool the other into leaving yet?

I'm not a special type of person in any way but I'm impatient and I take shortcuts and scam like shit in a game as soon as I notice my opponent might fall for it. So watching Josie and Letty play straight is playing up that instinct. Just a few random ideas:
  • "Josie... Josie wake up... I've been trying to get the producer's attention but they haven't responded, my fucking stomach is killing me... I can't even stand up... seriously... could you run to the basement?"
  • "OH SHIT! Was that Chris screaming? Is he okay? I think it was coming from Bedroom 4!"
  • Literally as soon as Josie turns around her bedding goes out the door. I don't even give a shit about my own bedding. Accelerationism wins.
  • Upon returning from any particular time the producers have called me out of the room "Jet said he wanted to see you in the basement for an interview."
  • Literally as soon as my opponent leans out the door to throw trash she is getting soaked. I don't care about with what. Either that or something loud and metal is about to make an incredibly loud sound behind her.
I guess I get that once they've invested 42 days, the appeal of trying to win the game in a split second using some dumb bullshit might seem like a bad idea, but like, try it just once, right? You only can do it once before their guard is up, so do it once and then play it straight. The games are obviously rigged so you might as well be a better advocate of yourself in the face of that.
 
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@I'm Just A Worm posted his great rendition of Letty on twitter, thought I'd repost it here since he's not very active during these 'onion only' days.

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DankSmoker said:
He fucked with the plushies, kicked in her door multiple times while she was sleeping, tossed the piss mattress in her room, attempted to remove her socks, probably other stuff I missed. But when Vance and him were having their gay little standoff he admitted it himself. Sylvia and later Mauro were the only people he was really able to hassle.
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She doesn't care about some random plushies she just got for free, and he barely tried to remove her socks. Then afterwards gave her a gift cause he felt bad for fucking with Jet's squaw.
 
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The Cell 2: II
Rundown of the Mini Challenges:
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68. Don't Wake Up Jet Challenge: DRAW (noone gets a point)
69. Order Jet In Different Possitions: Letty W
70. Light Saber Combat (Judged by Chris): Josie W
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71. MTV Cribs Challenge (house tour): Josie W
72. Fill a Bottle With Spit Challenge (while pretending to be Jet's friend): Josie W
73. Reading Jason Goldstriker's Mind Challenge: Letty W
74. Baloon Challenge (balloons tied to ankles, pop each other's balloon by stomping on them): Josie W
75. Blind Scavenger Hunt: Josie W
76. Can Jason punch a hole in the wall? Would it hurt his hand? Would it hurt his wrist?: Letty L/ Josie L -1 POINT FOR EACH FISH
77. Breakup With Your Family Challenge (piss off your fanbase): Letty W
78. Stand Up Challenge: DRAW (women are not funny)
79. Act Like a Faggot Challenge: Letty W
REMOVED A POINT FROM LETTY
80. Chris Dinosaur Tattoo Challenge: Josie W
81. Act Like Beans/ Jessie/ Mr.Goatstriker (the goat): Letty W
82. Convince Chris To Stop Watching Star Wars Challenge: Josie W
83. Explain Lore To Chris (MLP & Stardew Valley): Letty W
84. Recount Every Ben Story In Order: Letty W
85. Imitate A Producer Challenge (Letty: Jet/ Josie: Ben): Josie W

Results:
JOSIE: 45 / LETTY: 41

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"Brevity is the soul of wit" -Sam Hyde, 29th of May 2023


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