Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Swole McPole]

Maybe Nick is a good father

A good father wouldn't be talking publicly about his sexual proclivities with women other than his wife. That's not a good father, that's a scumbag.

 

[YouDoNotHaveTheRight]

Dude bitches about chasing algorithms, but he is the one who chose to do that. I remember humbler and saner times, but dude has been chasing any high profile case like a lawyer behind an ambulance. He should really be greatful for the multitudes of niche Internet people that still sing him praises because his content has been a joke even before all of the swinger stuff came out.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

The way that is phrased makes me think she is the one that really didn't find herself attractive, and a lot of this behavior stems from her insecurities.

Kinda sad. Her husband is a balding horseface with a limp dick & a giant red nose but she is the one who feels unattractive.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Comicsgate too, where Nick would have on Ethan van Sciver sometimes and frequently covered the Meyer v. Waid lawsuit. EvS would be a semi-regular guest in 2019 and 2020.

Don't forget the election lawsuits. While he alleges youtube was fucking with his sub count then (imho believable), I started hearing normal boomers, mainly the "STOP THE STEAL" and "TRUST THE PLAN MAN" types, who aren't addicted to a Wyoming fruit growing forum mention him in public.

He should still be able to turn this ship around, but not with the copious amounts of booze, Balldo, and bondage equipment.

"Alcohol formed the balldo from the ethanol of the fertile drinks and blew MDMA into his polish nostrils. The balldo thus came to bondage." - Dehydrogenase 2:4

 

[repentance]

He's drinking himself into an early grave. Has he not seen enough fat alcoholic nonces in the sektur to exemplify the effects of alcoholism? This isn't even funny, it's just sad. He should still be able to turn this ship around, but not with the copious amounts of booze, Balldo, and bondage equipment.

How sad.

I see no evidence that he wants to turn it around.

 

[I'm not a Robot]

There's shoving bottles up your ass embarrassing and then there's thirsting over grainy pictures where the smartphone design is a decade out of date.

Mandy_K

That's the last time I did a face pic. But it's blizzy as usual. idk how to render

Bman0013

Yeahhh But how old is that picture?!

Mandy_K

I don't know... last september?

Mandy_K

I started red and now i'm like... dark burnette, almost black

Bman0013

I mean like really really lying to me????.... Is this like 10 years ago?!?!

Mandy_K

no its not 10 years ago

Mandy_K

jesus christ bman

 

[Maude Snew]

"Alcohol formed the balldo from the ethanol of the fertile drinks and blew MDMA into his polish nostrils. The balldo thus came to bondage." - Dehydrogenase 2:4

Morgan Freeman voiceover: "Much like Zeus turned into animals to mate with women in his domain, the Nose uses the Balldo to simulate the knot to prey on mentally ill groupies in his, thus fulfilling the prophecy according to Jim."

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is it just me or did Nick steal the whole screaming until you're out of breath thing from Dick? Forgive me if this has already been discussed, but I don't remember Nick being like that two or three years ago. He seemed like he was a lot more chill. Now he just steals Dick's shtick and it's annoying as fuck. It's annoying when Dick does it as well.

He was at least semi-coherent and it was anti-give or paedo/transition (sane difference) shit, so people could support it.

Also it was not a regular occurrence..


I know most people will not care, but LOCALS is working on adding what I assume to be user flair for the chat currently called 'badges'. I think it might be like YT memberships and may be tiered at different levels.

They did this about 2 weeks or so before the block by adding unique identifiers for user accounts to the site code. I expect the badges to roll out in a smiling time frame.

How do I know? LOCALS pushes incremental updates to their site code that affect Panoptes and requires minor updating. It leaves inactive code structure exposed. Very amateur hour...

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Kinda sad. Her husband is a balding horseface with a limp dick & a giant red nose but she is the one who feels unattractive.

Both can be, nay- both are true.

Kayla is a bug-eyed freak, and nose is as you describe. Both are FAT.

 

[Spaded Dave]

There's shoving bottles up your ass embarrassing and then there's thirsting over grainy pictures where the smartphone design is a decade out of date.

1) Old smartphone design that you couldn't even get on a pay-as-you-go plan because they are more up to date
2) Grainy as fuck
3) Mirror picture despite front-facing cameras being practically standard since like 2015
4) The idea that a woman's last selfie was more than 8 months ago
5) The fact that this is the only face picture she's shared at all and recycles it
6) "I don't know how to render" lol
7) The fact that she's admitted to some pictures being a decade old

All of that makes her obviously a liar. But what I find most interesting is the way she is lying. She's lying by using an old as fuck picture. Modern women lie using filters and soft-touch. Ignoring the fact that it makes them look inhuman and ridiculous, they still think they are good ideas and fix all their "problems". So that leaves me with the question, why isn't she just using filters and posting actual new pictures? Or to phrase it differently, why isn't "she" just using filters and posting actual new pictures?

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

For posterity
Original YT archive for the comments

Mandy comments on the clips:

Spoiler

 

[200MB]

1) Old smartphone design that you couldn't even get on a pay-as-you-go plan because they are more up to date
2) Grainy as fuck
3) Mirror picture despite front-facing cameras being practically standard since like 2015
4) The idea that a woman's last selfie was more than 8 months ago
5) The fact that this is the only face picture she's shared at all and recycles it
6) "I don't know how to render" lol
7) The fact that she's admitted to some pictures being a decade old

All of that makes her obviously a liar. But what I find most interesting is the way she is lying. She's lying by using an old as fuck picture. Modern women lie using filters and soft-touch. Ignoring the fact that it makes them look inhuman and ridiculous, they still think they are good ideas and fix all their "problems". So that leaves me with the question, why isn't she just using filters and posting actual new pictures? Or to phrase it differently, why isn't "she" just using filters and posting actual new pictures?

Nick being this smitten over the most bizarre catfish I've ever seen is hilarious. I have a feeling that if they did meet up, and Mandy turned out to be a dude, he'd still have no problem going through with it.

EDIT: @Pippa's Greasy KB Your archive was just in time, video's been set to private.

 

[Strix454]

The Mandy clip video has been made private.

 

[Maude Snew]

Both can be, nay- both are true.

Kayla is a bug-eyed freak, and nose is as you describe. Both are FAT.

But would you have sex with him and fart in her vagina?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

But would you have sex with him and fart in her vagina?

I wouldn't want to touch either of them, even with a balldo, let alone fart or copulate with either of them. Too much risk of pickin' up the AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIDDDSSS.

Also, don't make me tap the sign.

 

[Chibitzen]

The Mandy clip video has been made private.

I am surprised it lasted as long as it did

 

[Wodanaz]

Nick is carrying water for Dick Masterson on Twitter.

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This backlash is why I won't review anything anyone I know makes.

So on one hand he doesn't want to cause pointless drama by saying stupid shit about something, but on the other hand he has no problem blabbing about every degen part of his sex life that will cause pointless drama for him because "It's what I do. I talk about shit. I'm not gonna lie or anything."
Well which is it, Nick?
This faggot has no credibility anymore.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Forgive me if this has already been discussed, but I don't remember Nick being like that two or three years ago. He seemed like he was a lot more chill.

Come to think of it, that is probably what attracts people to Josh and Metokur's streams as well. The mostly calm, at least partially intellectual analysis of drama these three channels provided was something that people could handle. You can only stand listening to others yell with their emotions in full display for so long before you just shut them down.

When Nick started branding himself as a "Shock Jock", this probably should have been the foreseen future where he started embracing degeneracy. He now wants to be more Howard Stern than Leonard French.

 

[feral cat #6385]

The Mandy clip video has been made private.

elissa is such a pussy.

When Nick started branding himself as a "Shock Jock", this probably should have been the foreseen future where he started embracing degeneracy. He now wants to be more Howard Stern than Leonard French.

Are shock jocks even a thing anymore? Howard Stern isn't even Howard Stern anymore.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

A good father wouldn't be talking publicly about his sexual proclivities with women other than his wife. That's not a good father, that's a scumbag.

A good father also doesn't openly resent his children over Christmas because they are impeding him from watching our wife get railed by Tyrone on a Jamaican beach.

Are shock jocks even a thing anymore? Howard Stern isn't even Howard Stern anymore.

And Anthony Cumia is still getting drunk in his apartment in Long Island streaming Call of Duty pretending this will finally be the year he moves to South Carolina to escape the niggers.