Artcow WogglebugLoveProductions / Cynthia Hanson / Cherie Anne Hapney - One Womanchild's Fruitless Quest to Make Her Cockroach Husbando a Household Name

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Wogglebug and Frogman are gay. They have internalized homophobia which causes them to deny their homosexuality.

Wogglebug likely has a thin hooked penis, like a male cockroach. Frogman would have a water-tight anus since he is an amphibian. Frogman's anus--being as tight as it is--would be desirable to Wogglebug. As tight as Frogman's ass is, Wogglebug can achieve penetration with his elongated thin penis. For these reasons, I can only conclude that gay sex is indeed happening between Wogglebug and Frogman.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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her face almost looks like a tranny lol.

Still looks more like the Groke.

The nose, the fat, the lifeless eyes... if she put in her dentures it would be like looking into a mirror for her.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Woggle-Vlog 96 - Big Wogglebug Plushie Discount
Now deleted

13$ discount codes for people who "can't afford" the still active 10$ ones, bet totally 150% for sure people will still choose the latter and still pay more...
Who am I kidding, she couldn't give the cock nosed chew toys away...

I'm sure this venture won't backfire catastrophically...

Please help me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYigmay4jyg

"I am in a financial crisis with not being able to pay my website payment plan. It's $400. Please help me by sending whatever funds you can to my PayPal here: WogglebugLoveProductions@gmail.com"

@WogglebugLover begs for 400 dollars as she can't pay for her now defunct https://www.wogglebugloveproductions.com/ domain.
So now she can't even flog her Dogglebug toys because the site she used to sell them no longer exists.

Probably shouldn't have ordered 100 new Gollywoggle dolls then immediately sold them at a ludicrous discount off the bat at a massive loss, again...

We could all chip in 30 bucks a buy the wogglebugloveproductions domain and load it with banners for gay dating sites à la' sonichu.com.
Any buyers?

To be a bug on the wall for that conversation/tantrum with her Wogglemom asking for hundreds of Wogglebucks while still trying to hide what the cash is really for...
Sure as shit she ain't spending it on a new wardrobe, so what does mama Hapney thinks she's spending all her deceased husbands will on then?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

"I am in a financial crisis with not being able to pay my website payment plan. It's $400. Please help me by sending whatever funds you can to my PayPal here: WogglebugLoveProductions@gmail.com"

Once again Cherie uses the most dox-happy payment processor (PayPal gives the recipient your whole dox along with the payment).

 

[Bubble Ba'ath]

Once again Cherie uses the most dox-happy payment processor (PayPal gives the recipient your whole dox along with the payment).

Too bad. Because otherwise I would totally through her some dough as the content must flow.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

the content must flow.

We can kind-of protect her from scammers but we can't protect her from herself.

 

[CyrusKissFanClub]

Available domains:

 

[Yaks]

I'm not sure what the grace period is for wix domains if she bought through them, but if she waits too long the domain may be stuck in a registrar limbo for months. I had that happen once during a busy time where I honestly wasn't thinking much about a domain I had parked for future use. It's been in registrar limbo hell for about 10 months now, still can't buy it again.

 

[Schwarzwald]

We can kind-of protect her from scammers but we can't protect her from herself.

I think this is what frustrates me so much about her. She's her own worst enemy, doing more damage to herself than any troll or scanner could do.

I view Cherie as a sort of exceptionally retarded neighborhood cat. You recognize she could never be an indoor cat and frustrates you when she is yowling at 3 AM, but she makes you laugh when you see her on a neighbor's roof and can't get down. But you still feed her sometimes and would never let a German Shepherd eat her or a car run her over.

You'd think we'd have attained some goodwill at some point after helping her so many times, but no. She will kind of sort of listen sometimes in certain circumstances about others, but is completely incapable of gratitude or taking well-meant advice as anything other than foolishness or nefariousness.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Woggle-Vlog 95: Thanks for helping me​

In reality closer to Woggle-Vlog 105 by my count...

Spoiler: Archive

"Thanks to the donations of a few fans I was able to purchase a payment plan for my website. So my website is now connected to my domain again and can be viewed as it always before when clicked on anywhere.
To keep helping me with expenses for months to come send donations to my PayPal here: WogglebugLoveProductions@gmail.com
To purchase DVDs go here: https://www.wogglebugloveproductions....
And to purchase a Wogglebug plushie go here: https://www.wogglebugloveproductions...."

Basically she's asking/Wogglebegging her "fans" for around 35 bug bucks a month just to keep the Wogglesite's proverbial lights on and in turn keep selling Wogglemerch.
Okay rob Peter pay Paul, very much in character.
But Wogglemomma pays all her rent and amenities, food, XXXL pajama tops, dog ear medicine etc.
So what in Woggle's objectively stupid name is the money from all the Gollywoggle dolls/DVDs/other shite going towards if not her broken ass website?!
All 34 dollars of it...
Voice actors and "staff" off Fiverr I guess?
Keep buying them magic Wogglebeans Cherie...


What the hell/Genoma did Mr. Wogglebitch do @WogglebugLover to be relegated to your half-baked untextured nightmare world anyway?
Oh right, by being highly unmarketable and thoroughly insufferable...

This guy gets it...

 

[PuddIeduck]

Pft.



I don't think this a PL or TMI but with my creative petprojects I just make the site on WordPress or whatever, and the .com is bought as cheaply as possible and just directs to a landing or homepage. I'm not pretending to be professional or anything so I don't care that I don't have X.com/read or whatever.

 

[Trombonista]

Okay, I can accept the Wogglebug and Frogman not being a couple, but the Beetle Princess is way too young for Woggie, so maybe she can have a hot older brother?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Basically she's asking/Wogglebegging her "fans" for around 35 bug bucks a month just to keep the Wogglesite's proverbial lights on and in turn keep selling Wogglemerch.

Let's get this straight. She's doing it for over 10 years and she doesn't have $35/mo for business expenses, not to mention any profit?
Damn, I'm really tempted to make some Woggything, sell it for a dollar and officially own a more successful Wogglebug franchise.

 

[Spastic Cologne]

Woggle-Vlog 96/106 - 75% off on Wogglebug plushies​

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niibwGc16pQ

Spoiler: Archive

If what they say is true, and I quote, "the definition of insanity is doing the exact same fucking thing over and over again expecting shit to change"
then the same they surly must have used Cherie Anne Hapney as the example...

Double down Bugfucker, double down...


Get tae fuck @WogglebugLover!
You forget what public domain means and that without it your atrocities against animation would be shot down faster than you posting to a sneeze fetish forum/Oz fans site?!
A Spastic Cologne can dream...

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Woggle-Vlog 96/106 - 75% off on Wogglebug plushies

Still not as bad as Bud Light - they give their beer away for free and nobody wants it. Which reminds me: maybe it's time to capitalize on Woggy's homophobia? I'm sure that shorts of Woggy saying "There are two genders" or "Trans women are men" would fit incoming cultural shift perfectly.

 

[Yaks]

Has it even been a full week since the last coupon expired?

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Okay, I can accept the Wogglebug and Frogman not being a couple, but the Beetle Princess is way too young for Woggie, so maybe she can have a hot older brother?

Just more evidence that it's 100% a political marriage. He marries her for the good of Genoma then at night he goes to Froggy's room and they have loving gay buttsex while the Beetle Princess dreams of one day marrying a handsome beetle prince.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Let's get this straight. She's doing it for over 10 years and she doesn't have $35/mo for business expenses, not to mention any profit?
Damn, I'm really tempted to make some Woggything, sell it for a dollar and officially own a more successful Wogglebug franchise.

She's a talentless hack with no money and no connections trying to break into a highly competitive and expensive industry while having delusions of grandeur, would your really expect someone like that to be able to make a profit?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

She's a talentless hack with no money and no connections trying to break into a highly competitive and expensive industry while having delusions of grandeur, would your really expect someone like that to be able to make a profit?

Chris managed to make some money on Sonichu. The bar isn't that high.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Chris managed to make some money on Sonichu. The bar isn't that high.

Chris had much more fame and a more sound business, model his Sonichu medallions cost fifty cents in Crayola Model Magic and five minutes of labor at most. Cherrie on the other hand sells factory made plushies which come with a minimum order quantity and a pricetag that most people don't want to pay for woggletrash so she has to sell at a loss.

Wogglebuglove Productions is not a business, it's a religious non-profit and unlike most non-profits every penny goes into the spreading of the Woggospel.