The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Friendly Futa]

At least the stationary bike is untouched.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Pictures (it's a lot):

Spoiler: PICTURES

 

[Temperance]

Bonnie has visited the former Tranch site! See tweets below.
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CAN SOMEONE PLS ARCHIVE AND POST FS PICS? Sorry, am on Mobile and new to posting cow updates.

Part 1: https://archive.ph/VsvnC
Part 2: https://archive.ph/zUa3T

Bonnie:

After nearly 2 years away I finally had a chance to return to the Westcliffe property Tenacious Unicorn abandoned
Though I can't say I was particularly surprised by anything I saw (given my experience with TUR) I'm truly overwhelmed by the sheer volume of trash they left behind

There is some discussion to be had about the friends of TUR that tried to claim the property for themselves after Penny left.
They ransacked and vandalized the house after being caught but they did not haul in all this trash to make a mess within the 24 hrs Penny left

We've made some effort to clean out the interior. This alone has taken two 30 yard dumpsters and about $2000 to get to this point
Underneath you can see there's lots of damage left behind including cat urine stains, ruined appliances and unrepaired plumbing damage

Though there is plenty of gray area inside as to which party is to blame for the damage done, this only scratches the surface of the sheer extent of harm TUR brought to the home I put my financial future on the line for

Since it's construction I have always referred to the "dug in barn" as a mud pit since water drainage was never considered
I was appalled to see the design after I moved off property in my last visits
Sadly inside Sky discovered one last forgotten alpaca (not pictured)

Outside there is a massive amount of trash left everywhere around the building
Tin cans from the recycling trailer they took. Donated mattresses meant for homeless trans people, all kinds of furniture and broken machinery
Pic in 1st tweet is the surrounding deck they removed

A trick of Penny's that I learned while helping them move out of the Livermore property is to stuff trash in every out building, basement and crevice so the main building looks relatively clean but half hide the extent of removal costs needed to get a home ready for sale

The tire piles I'm really confused about. Where did they keep coming from, why were they keeping them? (outside of difficulties with disposal)

And of course there is my car. I might sound like I'm having a fine time looking over the damage but I can assure you that is a trauma response

All in all the damage is extensive
I've spoken with a number of people who believe I can at least break even on a sale
There might be a buyer for it as is or I'll have to remove the trash which was estimated at $16k alone
Proper repairs would cost 10s to 100s of thousands

The following tweets will include as many of the pictures I didn't use in the thread so far

 

[clipartfan92]

The Tort and Cop City graffiti refers to this antifa guy who was ventilated for shooting a cop in Atlanta:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/ap-man-killed-trooper-shot-while-cop-city-protesters-cleared.144867/ (.onion)

 

[Oxyjen]

Holy shit, that is a staggering amount of trash. I do feel for Bonnie faced with clearing that up.

Many notable features. The tarp barn. The exercise bike. The plumbing leak in the bathroom (as GFM’d for). The dead generators. The disposable gas bottles to run the stove after the propane tank got repossessed (as GFM’d for).
Even the remains of the original recycling scam, just dumped and left.

The deceased alpaca, left to starve or rot where it was forgotten.

Truly these troons are a plague upon the earth.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

It would be unremarkable it if the trash was all trash: cans, boxes, packaging, wrappers. That would just be no-dump-runs white trash culture. But a lot of this is stuff: picture frames, books, furniture, appliances, luggage, stuffies, tchotchkes, clothing. How do you accumulate this much shit in just a few years? Was Penny hoarder wardriving around Westcliffe, tossing anything left at the end of a driveway into his trailer? I'm sure this has already come up, but a carpeted bathroom in a troon-nest, fuck me.

Edit: The lack of mountains and mountains of actual trash means they probably have a burn pit somewhere, good luck with the dioxin cleanup.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

How do you accumulate this much shit in just a few years?

There were about five or so permanent residents, all of whom blew the crowdfunded money on junk they didn't need and who believed cleaning and hygiene are cisgender heteropression. And then you have the various itinerants who don't believe in cleanliness and the guys who trashed the place afterward.

 

[Friendly Futa]

I don't feel bad for Bonnie at all. He was there screaming "Fuck landlords" with the rest of them all the way through. You reap what you sow.

 

[Rain Team Pepe]

*Scourgify fails*

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Total subhuman behavior.

 

[glass_houses]

It's hilarious.

Bonnie's abusive, neglectful, capitalist, homophobic, transphobic, evil incarnate mother provided the money that was supposed to set Bonnie up for life in a socialist polycule transgender utopia of love, support, and mutual aid.

The good socialist troons trashed absolutely everything they possibly could, from killing all the animals to turning the entire plot of land into a moonscape, and wrote on the walls with texta for good measure.

There's a lesson here but I doubt Bonnie will learn it. Narcs are incapable of learning anything. Tell them not to touch the stove because it's hot and they'll put their entire hand directly on an element to show you that you can't tell them what to do.

Another one who hasn't learned shit is Sky. Sky is still hanging around the individual who conned him into a doomed business adventure, tried to work him to death, and then abandoned him at the first whiff of vagina. I always thought that Sky was possibly the one somewhat decent individual in the whole endeavour, but now I think he's just a codependent retard who does what he's told, no matter how fucking retarded that is.

 

[Ghostse]

Pictures (it's a lot):

Spoiler: PICTURES

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Troons: Not Even Once

What I love is all the "end civilization" shit they keep posting. Nigga, if there is no civilization and we go back to being hole-shitting savages, who is going to invert your cock and harvest horse piss for your titty skittles?

 

[King Koopa]

It would be unremarkable it if the trash was all trash: cans, boxes, packaging, wrappers. That would just be no-dump-runs white trash culture. But a lot of this is stuff: picture frames, books, furniture, appliances, luggage, stuffies, tchotchkes, clothing. How do you accumulate this much shit in just a few years? Was Penny hoarder wardriving around Westcliffe, tossing anything left at the end of a driveway into his trailer? I'm sure this has already come up, but a carpeted bathroom in a troon-nest, fuck me.

Edit: The lack of mountains and mountains of actual trash means they probably have a burn pit somewhere, good luck with the dioxin cleanup.

I was going to agree with you about just picking up anything they could see, and bring up the pink plastic car from the first picture, because why the hell would they ever need that?

Then I remembered.

For half a second, a horrible picture flashed in my mind of Kevvy (or some other gorilla-man) in a fucked up "little" outfit, trying to ride in that itty-bitty baby car on that goddamn mars moonscape of a yard.

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

I was going to agree with you about just picking up anything they could see, and bring up the pink plastic car from the first picture, because why the hell would they ever need that?

Then I remembered.

For half a second, a horrible picture flashed in my mind of Kevvy (or some other gorilla-man) in a fucked up "little" outfit, trying to ride in that itty-bitty baby car on that goddamn mars moonscape of a yard.

I was picturing him trying to make a struggling baby goat sit in it, but yours is funnier and less upsetting.

 

[Alex Yiik]

What a shame. Looking past the garbage and destruction to the environment, this was a really beautiful property with pretty extravagant housing. I didn't realize what a gift they had been given, and clearly they didn't either.

 

[Procopius]

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*Scourgify fails*

I guess it all really is JK Rowling's fault.

 

[FatalTater]

Some of the outdoor pictures of abandoned junk with those beautiful mountains behind it is just poetic.

It's always the ones that are the fastest to put their hands out for charitable donations that leave so much waste. Always the ones to cry about how they don't have anything, but the first to trash out whatever they DO have.

The spray painted I INTERIOR DECORATION made me laugh though.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You know outside of the trash and the damage they've done to the environment itself that's still a very nice property with a nice landscape, I hope once these soulless cretins are ejected back to their natural cockroach habitat that someone who actually appreciates it is able to move in there.

The dead alpacas might be kind of a downer though, I assume mass graves are the kind of thing you're required to disclose in a sale.
Don't want the new owners getting haunted by the restless ghosts of frozen and starved livestock then coming to you to complain.

I was going to agree with you about just picking up anything they could see, and bring up the pink plastic car from the first picture, because why the hell would they ever need that?

Then I remembered.

For half a second, a horrible picture flashed in my mind of Kevvy (or some other gorilla-man) in a fucked up "little" outfit, trying to ride in that itty-bitty baby car on that goddamn mars moonscape of a yard.

I thought the same thing, but truthfully as horrifying an image as that is it beats the alternative: that there were actual real children hanging out on the property.

 

[MugolEx]

That "dug in barn" is absolutely atrocious. It's not real construction, it's play pretend. That's what you build as a kid when you want to make a fort. But, because you have no idea how construction works, you just haphazardly throw stuff together. The forts I made as a kid were better constructed then this.

I guess it's fitting though. All what they were ever doing here was play pretend. So the minimum effort they put into things doesn't surprise me.

 

[glass_houses]

I thought the same thing, but truthfully as horrifying an image as that is it beats the alternative: that there were actual real children hanging out on the property.

Thank you for that image. I'm sure I'll see it in my nightmares.

That said, didn't some moron parents bring their kids along to "shearing day celebration" or some shit like that