The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Ghostse]

Looks like some random 13 year old boys came on the property after the ladies fled for their safety and wrote some "edgy" shit on the blackboard to upset the squares.

All I see is the TUR advocating for killing twinks.
1000% based, stating their mission is killing gays. Can't wait to see what sort of gay bashing the Unicorn Battalion gets up in their new digs.

 

[stupid frog]

You know, I almost hope that "We Are Tenacious" actually gains some traction, because people on social media loves to call out this kind of shit and it would go downhill very fast. I doubt he has PTSD, but I'm sure he's very stressed because deep down, he knows his movie is a huge lie and can essentially only pray at this point that it goes nowhere and he can quietly move onto other projects.

Bonne should tag his photos #wearetenacious lol

 

[Oxyjen]

It says "Strong Families Make a Strong America." I'm starting to wonder if some of this shit is junk that the previous owner left there

It, and the old furniture don’t really fit in with the hippy-ish structure. It’s going to be from clearing houses they were “renovating” as others suggested, that’s the only explanation that makes sense. Penny would have had a serf flog the stuff to make some cash. But no serfs remained.

 

[MugolEx]

All I see is the TUR advocating for killing twinks.
1000% based, stating their mission is killing gays. Can't wait to see what sort of gay bashing the Unicorn Battalion gets up in their new digs.

I'm guessing the deep lore behind that is trannies hate extremely effeminate men because they get treated more like women then they do.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

I'm guessing the deep lore behind that is trannies hate extremely effeminate men because they get treated more like women then they do.

Twink envy might be the best deep lore this has possibly revealed. That and the possibility that they had a JW among their ranks.


#twinkrightsarehumanrights #talkabouttranswrongs #twinklivesmatter #atab #defundthetrans

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I would feel bad for Bonnie but I don't feel bad for retards who cause all their own problems.

 

[Temperance]

Some new Tranch patreon videos.
Jen has gotten lazier and lazier about posting these. He used to take pride in uploading a video everyday... then he decided that posting a week's worth of videos every Friday would be easier... and now he pretty much always posts them late. Often doesn't even include all the videos he's supposed to - like this week he only posted four videos. I guess it doesn't matter too much since their patreon paypigs are still supporting them.

Spoiler: Videos

Nothing too interesting. They finally sheared the alpacas, although not the sheep for some reason.


>that feel

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It's been almost a full day since Bonnie posted his new twitter thread. He's gotten a whopping seven Likes on the main tweet, nothing on the retweet. No comments at all, almost total radio silence. The Tranch has been memoryholed.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Some new Tranch patreon videos.
Jen has gotten lazier and lazier about posting these. He used to take pride in uploading a video everyday... then he decided that posting a week's worth of videos every Friday would be easier... and now he pretty much always posts them late. Often doesn't even include all the videos he's supposed to - like this week he only posted four videos. I guess it doesn't matter too much since their patreon paypigs are still supporting them.

Spoiler: Videos

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It's been almost a full day since Bonnie posted his new twitter thread. He's gotten a whopping seven Likes on the main tweet, nothing on the retweet. No comments at all, almost total radio silence. The Tranch has been memoryholed.
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Is it still Jen posting? The Tranch is losing members rapidly and the disorganization is getting worse.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Nothing too interesting. They finally sheared the alpacas, although not the sheep for some reason.

They still look sickly but that could be me. There's ~10 of them and they still can't take care of shit. Do you think they're hoardingthe wool or are throwing it out? I'm sure they don't have the money for getting it processed lmao.


The one single starved dead alpaca left on the tranch feels poetic. I don't know if that can be proven as animal neglect in court but it's not like Bonnie wants to try to find out since he's worried the court will ask him about his role too. I feel horrendous for that alpaca and wish it was at least fucking released into the wild if they were to fuck up that badly, but I guess fucking not. I'm mostly disappointed at this, I expected nothing more, nothing less. It's a tragedy on the alpaca side and a comedy of errors on the tranch side.

Thank god at least some of the former tranchers are forced to clean up this mess. You can say that the polycule escaped punishment but the blow to Penny's pride, removal of money and hoard, and his fragile body and determination to larp is still a big punishment. He's made enemies and has no solutions to any of his problems that don't require effort. Jen and Kevin are also in their own hells by existing. Everyone is miserable, except Kevin who's so good at denial and too retarded to get down.

Is it still Jen posting? The Tranch is losing members rapidly and the disorganization is getting worse.

It's devolving into tranch schizophrenia when you put it that way.

 

[Temperance]

Is it still Jen posting? The Tranch is losing members rapidly and the disorganization is getting worse.

Yeah. Penny, Kevin, and Jen are still together. They also recently allowed a new troon, one of Kevin's "girlfriends", to move in with them.
This is the new troon:

Spoiler

From what I can tell, Penny is primarily responsible for taking care of the animals (with some token help from the others). Jen manages their Patreon. Kevin gets to do... Kevin stuff. Not sure if or how the new troon contributes.

If you didn't see it, it was recently confirmed that Fedposter J (aka Jarrod/Josie) moved out when the old Tranch died. Doesn't look like any of the other field serfs followed Penny's polycule over to Penny's family home either.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Holy shit, finally some confirmation that this GF DOES exist. And the new GF troon is a longfaced uggo, Kevin's preferd type apparently (even Alyssa had the longface).

 

[Procopius]

And finally also some confirmation that the big smelly troon bed really exists. I love the idea of Kevin debating with himself every night "Do I shower and sleep upstairs? Or just join the other pigs in the pen?"

 

[AngryTreeRat]

The one single starved dead alpaca left on the tranch feels poetic. I don't know if that can be proven as animal neglect in court but it's not like Bonnie wants to try to find out since he's worried the court will ask him about his role too. I feel horrendous for that alpaca and wish it was at least fucking released into the wild if they were to fuck up that badly, but I guess fucking not. I'm mostly disappointed at this, I expected nothing more, nothing less. It's a tragedy on the alpaca side and a comedy of errors on the tranch side.

A phase comes to mind "if the goal was to disappoint then we are very proud".

 

[Niggerphobe]

The new r6 rework of the Waco map is Just the tranch

 

[glass_houses]

And finally also some confirmation that the big smelly troon bed really exists. I love the idea of Kevin debating with himself every night "Do I shower and sleep upstairs? Or just join the other pigs in the pen?"

A bed shared between three people is fucking uncomfortable. What happens if the one in the middle needs to get up in the middle of the night to take a slash, and neither of the others will wake up and move because they're so stoned? I sincerely doubt that either Jen or Kevin are capable of crawling over a sleeping partner given how badly nerve and muscle damage from their stinkditches affects their movement. Do they just say, "fuck it" and piss the bed?

 

[Asian tech support]

It's surprising none of these idiots tried to burn down the house as a last fuck you to fat Paul.

What happens if the one in the middle needs to get up in the middle of the night to take a slash, and neither of the others will wake up and move because they're so stoned? I sincerely doubt that either Jen or Kevin are capable of crawling over a sleeping partner given how badly nerve and muscle damage from their stinkditches affects their movement. Do they just say, "fuck it" and piss the bed?

Two thoughts:
1) Kevin has a diaper fetish, right? They all might just be diaper clad.
2a) Kevin wearing a soggy diaper for hours and hours might have contributed to the condition of his rotpocket.
2b) Jen eats shit. Breakfast in bed.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Do they just say, "fuck it" and piss the bed?

Most likely, yes. They probably all get off on it too.

 

[Tequila Jong]

I knew they were living in their own filth, and I knew they'd leave the place in a state as either a fuck you or just because they're dirty bastards - but the extent of the crap left lying around and the filth actually surprised me a little.

The old PC left dumped next to the fucked barbecue gave me a chuckle at least. But still, fucking hell. Never let fuckers like this anywhere near your property - Or your life for that matter.

 

[White Peach]

Null needs to get KF on clear net ASAP just to get out how fucked the Tranch was.

 

[AMHOLIO]

It's surprising none of these idiots tried to burn down the house as a last fuck you to fat Paul.

Truthfully that would have made it easier: then Paul could claim fire damgae and bulldoze what's left. Selling a lot is much easier than selling the rot they left. If they were to start anything, it would be a tire fire, that would fuck with Paulo more.

Even then, Paul could blame it on them and the tranchers are such failures that they probably tried to start a fire then fucked up.

Speaking of fuck ups, I wonder if Pablo and his ex are going to be able to clean it up. They too fuck up.