Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[beautiful person]

Can we shame Jack Jr's wife too? She was the one with no taste buds that brought the fact Jack Jr. made 'good' bruschetta up to Jack. WTF is wrong with her too if she thought that was good enough to be recommended to anyone? I only give her a pass if she had chemo and it ruined her taste buds.

I'm probably being too generous to Brianna, but I took that comment as her correcting course to appease her husband and his family after being too complimentary to the restaurant's bruschetta. "This bruschetta is great!... but not as good as Jack's, of course." Jack Sr. claims she was the one who brought it to his attention, but he likely already knew Jr. was making his own bruschetta. Otherwise, I don't know how someone can eat legit bruschetta with beautiful, beautiful olive oil and then say the garbage with coconut oil is superior. It makes no sense unless she's been indoctrinated by the family cult of terrible food.

 

[biggacracka]

beautiful, beautiful olive

Calm down Vincenzo

It makes no sense unless she's been indoctrinated by the family cult of terrible food.

This is still within the realm of possibilities but I also lean more towards your first hypothesis.

 

[densedance]

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

He even added the robot voice in the intro. Rob is a real gem.

 

[AnOminous]

This was good. Why doesn't this guy have more viewers? Meanwhile Cucking With Jack has a zillion subscribers.

His rub was great, the only change I would have made was using smoked paprika, either a sweet Hungarian type or the bourbon-smoked type I've been using lately.

Also I'd have added sauerkraut or horseradish to the sandwich itself, but the pastrami looked good enough it could carry the whole dish by itself.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

And even if you manage to get a drunk guy to get it for takeout, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second the gluten-less crust falls apart in his hands.

To be fair the best time for a "doughless" pizza is when you're shitfaced. Vast quantities of meat, grease and cheese are ideal in that state.

 

[Tiresome]

This was good. Why doesn't this guy have more viewers? Meanwhile Cucking With Jack has a zillion subscribers.

Only because Jack got in very very early to the cooking on YouTube game, by now Rob is just one among thousands, as fond as we are of him.

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

New community post.

 

[beautiful person]

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Of course he uses a pic where he looks like he has Downs Syndrome.

 

[densedance]

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

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There is no fucking way Jack is remotely functional or even coherent come fall 2023. I'll place my bet now.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

There is no fucking way Jack is remotely functional or even coherent come fall 2023. I'll place my bet now.

He's already neither of those.

 

[Marisa]

i figured jack would go back to live streaming as a way to avoid editing. considering he thought it was a good idea to upload actual footage of him stroking out in that blueberry muffin vid, he might actually die on camera

 

[biggacracka]

he might actually die on camera

Don't do this, don't give me hope

 

[beautiful person]

i figured jack would go back to live streaming as a way to avoid editing. considering he thought it was a good idea to upload actual footage of him stroking out in that blueberry muffin vid, he might actually die on camera

That would be pretty kino, ngl. I imagine him choking on food, because he's like Amberlynn Reid in that he doesn't chew, and then having a heart attack as he's choking.

 

[SandyCat]

i figured jack would go back to live streaming as a way to avoid editing. considering he thought it was a good idea to upload actual footage of him stroking out in that blueberry muffin vid, he might actually die on camera

The muffins even looked surprisingly edible. The stars truly aligned on that video

 

[Simon]

That would be pretty kino, ngl. I imagine him choking on food, because he's like Amberlynn Reid in that he doesn't chew, and then having a heart attack as he's choking.

Nah, he's just going to have his 15th stroke & keep filming like a retard.

 

[ZipDisk]

Rob once again dunking on Strokey, rejecting the walled garden.

 

[crinklefry]

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He seems very confident that he'll even make it to fall

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Rob being savage as always.