2023-05-27 - Роскомнадзор информирует/the Roscomnadzor is informing

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As if Jón Frímann needed more evidence that Null has ties to the Kremlin
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Jón's thread: onion / clearnet

this is not a joke
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I only vaguely remember posting this. It was more of a dumb attempt of a shitpost that was somewhat related to the post I was replying to, so that was the connection. That being said, I wouldn't exactly call it "lolicon." "Pettanko" is more the term I'd use to describe the image, since the character was flat in the image, but still looks of-age in canon. But given that anime art can be quite ambiguous in how "old" someone "looks," I can see how someone might err on the side of caution on that topic, so I don't disagree with Null's action on the post. I probably would've done the same in his shoes.

Still, it's fucking hilarious that a dumb post from like two years ago was enough for the Russian government to intervene on a foreign website. I guess the Ruskies just love 2hu so much they want to maintain their waifu's purity in the eyes of the public.
 
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Book Thief said:
Still, it's fucking hilarious that a dumb post from like two years ago was enough for the Russian government to intervene on a foreign website. I guess the Ruskies just love 2hu so much they want to maintain their waifu's purity in the eyes of the public.
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I suppose it was like this.

1. Somebody wrote a snitching email/used a snitchform on the roskomnadzor site to report that message.

2. Some 60 y.o. woman, who probably thinks that livejournal is the cutting edge internet place, saw the link and went
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according to the rules.

3. Null deleted the post, they've rechecked the link, found nothing there and reinstated the site.

I don't think the farms are notorious enough for them to actually care, as of now.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
You don't know the half of it.
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I should've known something was up when Russians translated the Unconnected Marketeers demo faster than any other language did. They had a full translation of it within the same day of release! The English translation hadn't even started by the time they were done.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Plz translate

So, it's pretty much confirmed then, Putin personally browses Kiwi Farms! I mean, what other websites are there to visit?
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From what I can tell (by copy/pasting the text into Google Translate, because I can't read водка), it's some kind of technical article on computer hardware and their applications. Naturally, Touhou makes an appearance several times, including the fifth game Mystic Square to describe the ability to emulate old computer hardware.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
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Long story short: this is an article showcasing the performance of Elbrus (Russian computer system) platform, hardware and software compatible with it, as well as showing the performance of software originally made for other platforms running on it through WINE and emulators. The games that they chose for the test were Doom and 2hu.
This is an official paper made by the people working on that platform and it's available on MCST's official website.
 
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IamnottheNSA said:
Long story short: this is an article showcasing the performance of Elbrus (Russian computer system) platform, hardware and software compatible with it, as well as showing the performance of software originally made for other platforms running on it through WINE and emulators. The games that they chose for the test were Doom and 2hu.
This is an official paper made by the people working on that platform and it's available on MCST's official website.
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More specifically Elbrus is a VLIW architecture we can guarantee is free of western backdoors, because it was designed domestically. Very important for government and military computers. Unfortunately our sole domestic source of modern lithography is from small university labs, so if China cuts us off we'll have just about no serial production capability. This is a giant hole in our economy that incompetent politicians are happy to perpetuate. China are a trustworthy enough partner, but silicon is now as strategically important as diesel and steel, so self-sufficiency really ought to be given the same priority.
VLIW as an architecture is very performant for software specifically written for it, but performs like garbage if your code and your compiler don't entirely agree with each other, which is never the case because modern programmers don't learn to think about the hardware. The most successful VLIW architecture, Intel Itanium, was still an unmitigated disaster. Elbrus isn't quite that bad, it just has a tiny market, but it's not an understatement to say that the only reason it's still in production is because the government desperately needs computers the west can't backdoor. If it were up to me we'd just pay someone at Apple to share the plans for the A16 or earlier, vet the schematics thoroughly, and build computers with modern performance and capabilities based on clustered phone processors, but nobody ever listens to me.
 
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XYZpdq Jr. said:
That's really fucking funny that the jannyskis are still dicking around here on tor
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The reality is likely simpler. Message explicitly stated excluding, not including the site in the blocklist. Since the site haven't been on clearnet for what, a month, RKN assumed it is gone for good and removed the site from blocklist since the illegal content is not accessible anymore. As for alleged lolicon image itself, it probably was just reported together or sometime after the Santa Hitler in order to cause some ruckus by having the site blocked.
 
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Useful_Mistake said:
Fuck, I think we moderators might soon become unneeded, seems like the Russian Government is doing our job not only for free, but by employing the entire Rozkomnadzor. How can we even compete?
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Even better Rozkomnadzor AI Jannies, no anti Russian sentiment allowed, no anime avatars and no Ukrainians.

Introducing Rozko AI: welcome death of the Janny


Future is glowing so bright that you can't even see it.

And yes Russian clones exist on Telegram already, be afraid Janny-kun, be very afraid
 
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