Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

Motley Poo released a psychedelic parody of Rick's delusions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Lqp1CjYuRQ

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

I don't think they eat black children though.

You'd think so, but as evidence to the contrary allow me to present 黑鬼油, nigger oil.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Not as rude as the US allowing the temporary export of so much lard, faggotry, and vaginal gas. I bet it absolutely saturated the German markets for these things and I’m surprised they did not retaliate by sending Drachenlord westward. The Japanese have probably breathed a sigh of relief he didn’t go there instead and just had to deal with a couple of bombs on their cities.

Germany never protested the excessive bombing of Dresden but they should have immediately taken this to The Hague.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

The profile picture caper is a bit of a mystery. Dan took credit, then took it back and I tend to believe he wasn’t behind it.

The photographer was DMed by an interested bystander (not me, someone bemused by the calamity unfolding in Pig’s replies that day on Twitter). Photog said that he and he alone owns the picture, but Patrick directly contradicted him and said that he (Patrick) did. (Fat also implied that he owns his “author photo” because it’s his face, which is simply retarded.) Unsurprisingly, the photographer Patrick called a liar is a sometime associate of his. Patrick chews people up and spits them out. Maybe Patrick bought limited lifetime rights but that doesn’t sound like him at all. Too much humility (“Nooo child, my face, my property. You cannot own my soulll child…”) and forethought for Piggy.

Anyway, photog certainly didn’t issue the strike. Dan didn’t, probably. An unknown atalker did, probably, and to Jackie’s pic as well. But somehow they did it without doxing themselves, because Patrick would be crowing if he had “caught” a sTalker.

Finally, fun to note also that Patrick counterclaiming the photo is as much of a “felony” as the initial strike, by Fat’s logic—both were done by people without rights to the photo, at least if the photographer is to be believed.

Enjoy prison, striker.

 

[Maude Snew]

Enjoy prison, striker.

He'd love it. He's not locked in there with them, they're locked in there with him. He'd eat like a king. It's a cruel way to combat prison overcrowding but you can't argue with results like that.

 

[keytar]

Happened upon this today:

No, child, I am not a European wildflower. Those are your delusions again.

 

[Maude Snew]

Happened upon this today:
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No, child, I am not a European wildflower. Those are your delusions again.
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That's because he's not. He's a famous musician.

I'm not my own worst enemy, stalker child.

 

[Meat Target]

I've been watching a bunch of video essays on The Shining (the Stanley Kubrick film), and started thinking Pat would be a perfect method actor for Jack Torrance. He wouldn't have to change one bit.

• Failed writer
• Alcoholic
• Bad father
• Can't hold down a job
• Flies off the handle at the slightest provocation
• Ugly
• May or may not be a chomo
• Wants to kill his wife and kid
• Probably beats Niki
• Is being driven mad by ghosts/Rascals

On the other hand, the Bathtub Hag would be grossed out by him, so that scene would be a challenge.

 

[internet friend]

I've been watching a bunch of video essays on The Shining (the Stanley Kubrick film), and started thinking Pat would be a perfect method actor for Jack Torrance. He wouldn't have to change one bit.

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• Failed writer
• Alcoholic
• Bad father
• Can't hold down a job
• Flies off the handle at the slightest provocation
• Ugly
• May or may not be a chomo
• Wants to kill his wife and kid
• Probably beats Niki
• Is being driven mad by ghosts/Rascals

On the other hand, the Bathtub Hag would be grossed out by him, so that scene would be a challenge.

But on the other hand, Jack actually had contact with his kid. Something fatrick never had. Though it would add a hell of a twist to the film to see Scatman Crothers being turned into pepperoni.

 

[Spaghetti van Halen]

They mentioned Patty on Blocked and Reported. He was reportedly not too pleased that the extremely favorable reporting of the story wasn't more favorable.

Can't please the unpleasable I guess

 

[Gentlebastard]

I've been watching a bunch of video essays on The Shining (the Stanley Kubrick film), and started thinking Pat would be a perfect method actor for Jack Torrance. He wouldn't have to change one bit.

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• Failed writer
• Alcoholic
• Bad father
• Can't hold down a job
• Flies off the handle at the slightest provocation
• Ugly
• May or may not be a chomo
• Wants to kill his wife and kid
• Probably beats Niki
• Is being driven mad by ghosts/Rascals

On the other hand, the Bathtub Hag would be grossed out by him, so that scene would be a challenge.

I can see why you'd think that but, based on the book, Jack and Pat are not much alike. Jack was actually intelligent, successful, and a decent writer (unlike Mr. 1.7-GPA-if-you-count-PE here); alcoholism made him a violent drunk loser, which he sought to correct after it drove him to beat up a student, lose his job and break his son's arm. You may be thinking he's ugly because of Jack Nicholson, but I believe the character is actually described as handsome (don't have my book at hand, sorry).

He is a bad father for breaking Danny's arm in a fit of drunken rage and guilty of being a shitty husband, but, unlike Pat, Jack is actually trying to mend his ways and improve his familial relationships, that's why he took the job at the Overlook. He might even have succeeded if not for the wonder combo of cabin fever and evil ghosts.

 

[Meat Target]

I can see why you'd think that but, based on the book, Jack and Pat are not much alike. Jack was actually intelligent, successful, and a decent writer (unlike Mr. 1.7-GPA-if-you-count-PE here); alcoholism made him a violent drunk loser, which he sought to correct after it drove him to beat up a student, lose his job and break his son's arm. You may be thinking he's ugly because of Jack Nicholson, but I believe the character is actually described as handsome (don't have my book at hand, sorry).

He is a bad father for breaking Danny's arm in a fit of drunken rage and being a shitty husband, but, unlike Pat, Jack is actually trying to mend his ways and improve his familial relationships, that's why he took the job at the Overlook. He might even have succeeded if not for the wonder combo of cabin fever and evil ghosts.

I know, I've read it. I was referring to movie Jack.

Book Jack is a considerably different character in a considerably different story. And Book Wendy is a blonde bombshell who stands up for herself.

Stanley Kubrick made the film to be ugly, jarring, and disorienting. He would torment the actors on set until they started acting erratically, and filmed them with a wide-angle lens to distort their faces ever so slightly.

Which you would need when filming Pat, anyway, because he's fat. And Pat would go insane because the Overlook's ghosts and furniture would be calling him a fat faggot with bitchtits.

>"You've never been the caretaker, Mr. Tomlinson."


"No, child, that is your delusion. I have always taken care of the hotel."

Though it would ad a hell of a twist to the film to see Scatman Crothers being turned into pepperoni.

He'd be too old and tough for the grinder. You need urban youth; their flesh is tender, like veal.

 

[AnOminous]

Book Jack is a considerably different character in a considerably different story. And Book Wendy is a blonde bombshell who stands up for herself.

Stephen King was pretty notoriously pissed about that.

Kubrick was especially sadistic to Shelly Duvall. It worked for the role because she was legitimately rattled.

Also book Jack was legitimately struggling against the forces against him, whereas movie Jack more or less was pretty obviously wacko from the start.

Also movie Jack did some more heinous things than book Jack, like chopping up Dick Hallorann with an axe.

 

[I Can Smell My Balls]

They mentioned Patty on Blocked and Reported. He was reportedly not too pleased that the extremely favorable reporting of the story wasn't more favorable.

Can't please the unpleasable I guess

Katie calling him fat was so fucking funny. She said what any normal person would say to the claim that pat has “never been fat”, which is “look at him of course he’s fucking fat.”

I wish they’d do an episode on fat because it seems like it’d be right up their alley and it would expose him and his inanity to more normies, but I think they probably chose to not get to deep into fat lore because of the pests. As soon as they found out the episodes weren’t going to be totally anti-fat, they started texting her and doing all the other shit they do. Any normal person forced to interact with those people would be appalled because a lot of them are truly insane and the rest aren’t funny. Oh well. It would just be a watered down version of this thread’s OP narrated by a jew and a terfy lesbo anyway.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Katie calling him fat was so fucking funny. She said what any normal person would say to the claim that pat has “never been fat”, which is “look at him of course he’s fucking fat.”

This is what I think is maybe the funniest thing about him in a perfect microcosm, everything else stems from it pretty much. You can take anyone from pretty much any walk of life, any ideology, any religion, etc. and say "this guy denies he's ever been fat to the point of suing people, is he fat?" Give me any sample of the eight billion humans and you know what the statistically significant results are going to be.

"Our sample had 2991 responses for 'fat', eight did not answer or were unsure and one 'not by any medical standards, child' response."

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

We all know our friend Rick loves Hooligan's Super Bar and has often taken pictures of himself and the cars he finds parked outside when he shows up for meatloaf Monday or needs a few pints to write a sentence or two for his Tiny Tim novel. Rick's alter ego Torque Wheeler/@realautomanic has posted for the first time in two months and the "Bettle" he found is nowhere near Hooli's, and is instead closer to a bar further north called the Swingin' Door Exchange. The pests did the work to figure that out, TYFYS.

Has Patrick been banned from Hooligan's? He ain't posted a pic from there in months, and Swingin' Door is where Big Nik dropped him off when she went to her debtor's consolidation, or did something else happen? I dunno, but Fat's into things, so here's what I imagine:

Bonus Bettle pic:

 

[W00K #17]

Ooga Boogas visa meeting definitely didn't go well. If it had there's no way he wouldn't have gloated about it yet. Instead he hasn't mentioned it at all, and instead went on a multi tweet thread rant I could only bring myself to skim, but it was entirely incomprehensible gibberish with the main theme that he's such a massive victim.

He deserves a nice wholesome necklacing from the based Nigerian Evangelical community.

 

[internet friend]

 

[AnOminous]

Bonus Bettle pic:

Just his reflection in the polished back of the car weighs 200 pounds.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

We all know our friend Rick loves Hooligan's Super Bar and has often taken pictures of himself and the cars he finds parked outside when he shows up for meatloaf Monday or needs a few pints to write a sentence or two for his Tiny Tim novel. Rick's alter ego Torque Wheeler/@realautomanic has posted for the first time in two months and the "Bettle" he found is nowhere near Hooli's, and is instead closer to a bar further north called the Swingin' Door Exchange. The pests did the work to figure that out, TYFYS.

Has Patrick been banned from Hooligan's? He ain't posted a pic from there in months, and Swingin' Door is where Big Nik dropped him off when she went to her debtor's consolidation, or did something else happen? I dunno, but Fat's into things, so here's what I imagine:
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Bonus Bettle pic:
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My guess is Fat Rick had to sell his car and his bike to help pay off Quasi and the new bar he haunts is within walking distance of his hovel.