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No I'm pretty sure the real Melinda is the shrieky batshit crazy bitch that drove a man to off himself.
Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.
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I found out late last night that I'm now officially a WIDOW. Please feel free to set up a go fund me at your leisure (immediately) and pay me your tithe at my earliest convenience. I don't currently have a car so I'll expect you guys to take care of that forthwith. PS the cat box is dirty and I need dinner cooked. No, I don't appreciate it, I'm owed it for existing.
Edit: please don't feel sad or anything, my erstwhile spouse was worth no more than Marshall. I hadn't spoken to him in 20 years. They had a lot in common. I and I'm sure many others are relieved that we no longer need share oxygen with him.
Edit: please don't feel sad or anything, my erstwhile spouse was worth no more than Marshall. I hadn't spoken to him in 20 years. They had a lot in common. I and I'm sure many others are relieved that we no longer need share oxygen with him.
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Lookit all the pretty toast!!! I'm still the prettiest toast though
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I’m not a widow (yet) can I get a pre-widow fund though?
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I have no reason to expect that you'll drive your husband to suicide like Melinda did so unfortunately the answer is no.
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Okay, but like what if she pulls a byuu, does it work then?
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Only if it's more believable than byuu's "demise".
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That's a lot of work you are putting on the fake-widow, you know. That sounds mighty widowphobic of you.
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That's an outrageous and defaming accusation! As always I judge people based on their individual merits. That's why in my opinion Mel is always wrong.
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Melinda ends the "Polygyny" debate:
Inspirational quote!
Also, @Illuminati Order Official you figure Mel will try this strategy?:
Inspirational quote!
Also, @Illuminati Order Official you figure Mel will try this strategy?:
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Say what you want about ChatGPT, I think it's smarter than Mel so it would result in more professional documents. But then Mel, not being smart, being paranoid and being a personification of Dunning Kruger effect wouldn't let anything and anybody write her filings.
And don't forget, she called preparing those documents her "quality time".
She cut off Marshall's tongue and hands before he killed himself?
Water your plants, you lazy retard!
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Mel doesn't need any non Abrahamic Law Technology to deliver fake and false legal citations. She's perfectly capable of pulling those from her ever expanding ass, all on her own.
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Okay, credit to mel where it's due, most of her citations, at least, exist.
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Only because we have strict no trolling policy.
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Lol, as if polygamy was about the women getting enough sex from the man.
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I was born with two hands and a mouth. Not anyone's fault that Marshall couldn't do shit in bed other than him. Besides, there's more than one way to please a woman but all Melinda can think of is sex.
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Marshall didn't care if Melinda enjoyed herself. He didn't even care if she said no to sex.
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To be fair, neither did Melinda. She liked the rape, IIRC.